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| {{quote|Maybe I should have killed four or five hundred people. Then I would have felt better. Then I would have felt like I really offered society something.|[[Charles Manson]]}} | | {{notice|If you want to edit this page, look for the specific section you want to edit [[:Category:High Score Sections|here]].}} |
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| == FPS, Single Player ==
| | {{center|[[File:MEGAKILLERS.jpg|1150px]]}} |
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| |- style="background:#003399;color:#FFFFFF" | | {{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold |
| ! RANK
| | |The hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. Fuck all of you.|[[TJ Lane]] |
| ! W-RANK*
| | |You thought it was one pathetic boy's life you were extinguishing. Thanks to you, I die like Jesus Christ, to inspire generations of the weak and the defenceless people.|[[Cho Seung Hui]] |
| ! E-RANK**
| | |God told me to eat Leung's colon.|[[Lam Kor Wan]] |
| !
| | |Remember lads, subscribe to PewDiePie.|[[Brenton Tarrant]] |
| ! PLAYER
| | |This is payback day!|[[George Hennard]] |
| ! KILLS
| | |There will be a day when one Jew will take revenge on the Arabs.|[[Baruch Goldstein]] |
| ! INJURED
| | |On the gun [license] application form I stated: "hunting deer". It would have been tempting to just write the truth; "executing category A and B cultural Marxists/multiculturalist traitors" just to see their reaction:P|[[Anders Behring Breivik]] |
| ! AN HERO
| | |I understand what they felt... [[Epic Win|I have no sympathy for them.]]|[[Timothy McVeigh]] |
| ! YEAR
| | |Screw your optics, I'm going in.|[[Robert Bowers]] |
| |- style="background:#00FF00" | | |Meme magic is real. May the LORD Christ be with you all.|[[John Earnest]] |
| | 1 | | |I'm still waiting for a mass shooter who eschews 9mm pistols and instead buys an AK-47 pistol, 30 30-round magazines, and 1000 hollow points.|[[Adam Lanza]] |
| | 1 (91) | | |You will die next.|[[Mr. Saari]] |
| | 13 (51.1%) | | |Today is the day. The day that it all begins. The day of my massacre shall begin. All the kids in school will run and fear and hide. From the wrath of my power they will know who I am. I am nothing. I am no one. My life is nothing and meaningless. Everything that I hold dear I let go beyond your half. Every day I see the world ending another day. I live a lone life, live in seclusion and solitude. I hate everyone and everything. With the power of my AR you will all know who I am.|[[Nikolas Cruz]] |
| | [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png]] | | |If you're going to do something, do it well.|[[Charles Manson]] |
| | [[Anders Behring Breivik]] | | |I feel Manson was possessed by demons and I think I was possessed by the same spirit that Charles Manson was possessed by. The psychiatrists called it shared madness. That is, we were all in one devil and we did what the devil said do. I am not blaming what I did on him, or evil spirits. I yielded myself to it, so I take the blame.|[[Charles Manson#The Manson Family|Tex Watson]] |
| | 69 | | |About 26.5 hours from now the judgement will begin. Difficult but not impossible, necessary, nervewracking & fun. What fun is life without a little death? It's interesting, when i'm in my human form, knowing i'm going to die. Everything has a touch of triviality to it.|[[Dylan Klebold]] |
| | 66 | | |Everyone is always making fun of me because of how I look, and how fucking weak I am and shit. Well, I will get you all back, ultimate fucking revenge here. You people should have showed me more respect, treated me better, asked for my knowledge or guidance more, treated me more like a senior, and maybe I wouldn't have been as ready to tear your fucking heads off.|[[Eric Harris]] |
| | N | | |[[ALL CAPS|EVERYBODY DIES, MOTHERFUCKERS]].|[[Devin Patrick Kelley]] |
| | 2011
| | |YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FEMINIST'S, AND I HATE FEMINIST'S!|[[Marc Lepine]] |
| |- style="background:#43ff00"
| | |No one gets away from me.|[[Martin John Bryant]] |
| | 2
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| | 3 (68.7)
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| | 8 (62%)
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| | [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png]] | | Behold, the most treasured and infamous of all rankings in human civilization. From depressed loners to religious extremists, below are the names of the individuals who have achieved the most kills in modern history. They are proof of how depraved and batshit crazy humanity can become, and they will forever be etched into the annals of bad memories. Oh, and for fuck's sake, [[DO IT FAGGOT|don't try to get yourself on this list]], [[William Atchison|retard]]. |
| | [[Police|Woo Bum-kon]] | | |
| | 57 | | __NOTOC__ |
| | 35 | | |
| | Y | | <center> |
| | 1982
| | {| style="width: 100%; border: 2px solid #000; background: #f9f9f9; padding: 20px;" |
| |- style="background:#65ff00"
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| | 3
| | ! style="background: #2C2C2C; color: white; font-size: 150%; padding: 15px;" | '''HIGH SCORE CATEGORIES''' |
| | 4 (42)
| | |- |
| | 6 (62.5%)
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| | [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png]] | | <div style="column-count: 3; column-gap: 20px; text-align: left;"> |
| | Martin Bryant | | |
| | 35
| | '''BY WEAPON/METHOD:''' |
| | 21
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| | N
| | * [[High_Score/FPS_Single_Player|FPS - Single Player]] |
| | 1996
| | * [[High_Score/FPS_Co-Op_Mode|FPS - Co-Op Mode]] |
| |- style="background:#81ff00"
| | * [[High_Score/Bomberman|Bomberman]] |
| | 4
| | * [[High_Score/Fire_Emblem|Fire Emblem]] |
| | 5 (40.3)
| | * [[High_Score/Tactical_Espionage_Action|Tactical Espionage Action]] |
| | 9 (56.1%)
| | * [[High_Score/Trauma_Center|Trauma Center]] |
| | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png]]
| | * [[High_Score/Sniper_Elite|Sniper Elite]] |
| | [[Cho Seung-Hui]] | | * [[High_Score/Hack'N'Slash|Hack'N'Slash]] |
| | 32 | | |
| | 25 | | '''BY VEHICLE:''' |
| | Y | | |
| | 2007
| | * [[High_Score/Microsoft_Flight_Simulator|Microsoft Flight Simulator]] |
| |- style="background:#98ff00"
| | * [[High_Score/Carmageddon|Carmageddon]] |
| | 5
| | * [[High_Score/RollerCoaster_Tycoon|RollerCoaster Tycoon]] |
| | 7 (31)
| | * [[High_Score/Ship_Simulator_Extremes|Ship Simulator Extremes]] |
| | 1 (91%)
| | * [[High_Score/Gran_Turismo|Gran Turismo]] |
| | [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png]] | | |
| | Mutsuo Toi | | '''BY SCALE:''' |
| | 30
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| | 3
| | * [[High_Score/Sid_Meier's_Civilization|Sid Meier's Civilization]] |
| | Y
| | * [[High_Score/Great_Prophet(s)|Great Prophet(s)]] |
| | 1938
| | * [[High_Score/Plague_Inc:_Evolved|Plague Inc: Evolved]] |
| |- style="background:#aeff00"
| | * [[High_Score/Kerbal_Space_Program|Kerbal Space Program]] |
| | 6
| | * [[High_Score/Spore|Spore]] |
| | 2 (70.7)
| | |
| | 20 (18.8%)
| | '''GUIDES & LISTS:''' |
| | [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png]] | |
| | [[Jew|Baruch Goldstein]] | |
| | 29 | |
| | 125
| |
| | N
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| | 1994
| |
| |- style="background:#c1ff00"
| |
| | 7
| |
| | 6 (36.3)
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| | 16 (36.5%)
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| | [[Image:MiniflagChina.png]] | |
| | Tian Mingjian | |
| | 23
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| | 40+
| |
| | N
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| | 1994
| |
| |- style="background:#d3ff00"
| |
| | 8
| |
| | 8 (29.7)
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| | 10 (53.5%)
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| | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png]] | |
| | George Hennard | |
| | 23 | |
| | 20
| |
| | Y
| |
| | 1991
| |
| |- style="background:#e3ff00"
| |
| | 9 | |
| | 9 (27.3) | |
| | 11 (52.5%)
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| | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png]] | |
| | James Huberty | |
| | 21
| |
| | 19
| |
| | N
| |
| | 1984
| |
| |- style="background:#f2ff00"
| |
| | 10
| |
| | 10 (27.3)
| |
| | 17 (35.4%)
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| | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png]] | |
| | Charles Whitman | |
| | 17 | |
| | 31
| |
| | N
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| | 1966
| |
| |- style="background:#fbfb00"
| |
| | 11
| |
| | 12 (22)
| |
| | 13 (51.1%)
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| | [[Image:MiniflagUK.png]] | |
| | Thomas Hamilton | |
| | 17
| |
| | 15
| |
| | Y
| |
| | 1996
| |
| |- style="background:#fff200"
| |
| | 12
| |
| | 13 (21)
| |
| | 12 (51.6%)
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| | [[Image:MiniflagUK.png]] | |
| | Michael Ryan | |
| | 16
| |
| | 15
| |
| | Y
| |
| | 1987
| |
| |- style="background:#ffe300"
| |
| | 13
| |
| | 16 (18.3)
| |
| | 5 (69.6%)
| |
| | [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png]] | |
| | Robert Steinhäuser | |
| | 16
| |
| | 7
| |
| | Y
| |
| | 2002
| |
| |- style="background:#ffd300"
| |
| | 14
| |
| | 17 (18)
| |
| | 7 (62.5%)
| |
| | [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png]]
| |
| | [[Tim Kretschmer]]
| |
| | 15
| |
| | 9
| |
| | Y
| |
| | 2009
| |
| |- style="background:#ffc200" | |
| | 15 | |
| | 15 (18.7)
| |
| | 14 (50%)
| |
| | [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png]]
| |
| | Marc Lépine
| |
| | 14
| |
| | 14
| |
| | Y
| |
| | 1989
| |
| |- style="background:#ffaf00"
| |
| | 16
| |
| | 18 (16)
| |
| | 4 (70%)
| |
| | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png]]
| |
| | Patrick Sherrill | |
| | 14 | |
| | 6 | |
| | Y
| |
| | 1986
| |
| |- style="background:#ff9900"
| |
| | 17
| |
| | 10 (23)
| |
| | 19 (30.2%)
| |
| | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png]]
| |
| | [[Fort Hood|Nidal Malik Hasan]]
| |
| | 13 | |
| | 30 | |
| | N | |
| | 2009 | |
| |- style="background:#ff8200" | |
| | 18
| |
| | 19 (14.3)
| |
| | 3 (76.5%)
| |
| | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png]]
| |
| | Jiverly Wong
| |
| | 13
| |
| | 4
| |
| | Y
| |
| | 2009
| |
| |- style="background:#ff7700"
| |
| | 19
| |
| | 20 (14) | |
| | 2 (81.3%) | |
| | [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png]]
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| | David Gray | |
| | 13 | |
| | 3
| |
| | N
| |
| | 1990
| |
| |- style="background:#ff6600"
| |
| | 20
| |
| | 13 (20.3)
| |
| | 18 (32.4%)
| |
| | [[Image:MiniflagUK.png]]
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| | Derrick Bird
| |
| | 12
| |
| | 25
| |
| | Y
| |
| | 2010
| |
| |- style="background:#ff4400"
| |
| | 21
| |
| | 18 (16.3)
| |
| | 15 (48%) | |
| | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png]]
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| | Mark Barton | |
| | 12 | |
| | 13
| |
| | Y
| |
| | 1999
| |
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| <nowiki>*</nowiki>weighted rank (1 kill = 3 injuries = 1 point)<br>
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| <nowiki>**</nowiki>efficiency rank ( (kills / (kills+injuries) ) * 100 )
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| == FPS, Co-Op Mode ==
| | * [[High_Score/Walkthrough|Walkthrough - Difficulty Levels & Guide]] |
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| | * [[High_Score/Hall_of_Shame|Hall of Shame (Complete)]] |
| |- style="background:#003399;color:#FFFFFF" | | * [[High_Score/Notable_Losers|Notable Losers]] |
| ! RANK
| | * [[High_Score/Absolute_Fucking_Failures|Absolute Fucking Failures]] |
| !
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| ! PLAYERS
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| ! KILLS
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| ! INJURED
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| ! AVG KILLS
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| ! AN HERO
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| ! YEAR
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| |- style="background:#43ff00"
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| | 1
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| | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png]]
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| | [[Eric Harris]], [[Dylan Klebold]]
| |
| | 13
| |
| | 24
| |
| | 6.5
| |
| | Y,Y
| |
| | 1999
| |
| |- style="background:#65ff00"
| |
| | 2
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| | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png]]
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| | Mitchell Johnson, Andrew Golden
| |
| | 5
| |
| | 10
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| | 2.5 | |
| | N,N
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| | 1998
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| |- style="background:#81ff00"
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| | 3
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| | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png]]
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| | Jason Harless, Jason McCoy
| |
| | 2
| |
| | 0
| |
| | 1
| |
| | N,N
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| | 1988
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| == Bomberman ==
| | </div> |
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| |- style="background:#003399;color:#FFFFFF"
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| ! RANK
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| !
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| ! PLAYER
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| ! KILLS
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| ! INJURED
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| ! AN HERO
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| ! YEAR
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| |- style="background:#43ff00"
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| | 1
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| | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png]]
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| | [[Timothy McVeigh]]
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| | 168
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| | 680+
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| | N
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| | 1995
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| |- style="background:#65ff00"
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| | 2
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| | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png]]
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| | [[User:Tomoe/Andrew_Kehoe|Andrew Kehoe]]
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| | 44
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| | 58
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| | Y
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| | 1927
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| |- style="background:#81ff00"
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| | 3
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| | [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png]]
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| | [[Anders Behring Breivik]]
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| | 8
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| | N/A
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| | N
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| | 2011
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| |- style="background:#98ff00"
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| | 4
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| | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png]]
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| | [[Unabomber]]
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| | 3
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| | 23
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| | N
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| | 1978-1995
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| |} | | |} |
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| == Microsoft Flight Simulator ==
| | {| style="width: 100%; border: 2px solid #000; background: #fff5e6; padding: 15px; margin-top: 20px;" |
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| |- style="background:#003399;color:#FFFFFF" | | ! style="background: #ff6600; color: white; font-size: 120%; padding: 10px;" | '''NAVIGATION''' |
| ! RANK
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| !
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| ! PLAYERS
| | * [[Special:PrefixIndex/High_Score|Complete list of all High Score subpages]] |
| ! KILLS
| | * [[:Category:High Score Sections|All High Score sections by category]] |
| ! INJURED
| | * [[High_Score|Return to original High Score page]] (legacy version with embedded content) |
| ! AN HERO
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| ! YEAR
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| |- style="background:#43ff00"
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| | 1 | |
| | [[Image:MiniflagAlQaeda.png]]
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| | [[Jews did WTC|Team 9/11]]
| |
| | 2,977
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| | 6,000+
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| | Y
| |
| | 2001
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| |- style="background:#65ff00" | |
| | 2
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| | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png]] | |
| | [[Joe Stack]]
| |
| | 1
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| | 13
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| | Y
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| | 2010
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| |- style="background:#81ff00"
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| | 3 | |
| | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png]]
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| | [[Charles Bishop]] | |
| | [[Fail|0]]
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| | [[Fail|0]]
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| | Y
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| | 2002
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| |- style="background:#98ff00"
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| | 4
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| | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png]]
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| | [[Wikipedia:Auburn Calloway|Auburn Calloway]]
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| | [[Fail|0]]
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| | 4
| |
| | N
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| | 1994
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| |} | | |} |
| | </center> |
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| Calloway [[Win|inflicted more injuries]] than Bishop, but somehow managed to [[Loser|drop the ball]] and got restrained [[WTF|by the very same flight crew he had just brutally beaten with a hammer]] and thus survived his attempt to become [[An Hero]].
| | == See Also == |
| | | *[[An Hero]] |
| == How to High Score == | | *[[Crime]] |
| # Be from somewhere where murder isn't an everyday occurrence and people actually care when you go on a shooting rampage. If you speak English and are white, you probably have this covered.
| | *[[Hitler Unit]] |
| # Play violent video games (the Grand Theft Auto and Manhunt series and FPS games like Doom, Call of Duty, Battlefield, Halo, etc are a good place to start) and listen to metal (Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, etc are good). They will train you to kill better and will ensure that after the murder and harm is over you can continue the lulz by ensuring that misguided idiots everywhere will be wiped up into a rage of fascism and will push for censorship laws.
| | *[[Mass Murder]] |
| # Ensure all firearms or other weapons used and/or any ingredients used to make explosives are aquired legally so that, like in section 2, retards will call for stricter gun/weapon laws and attempt to demonise anyone who has an interest or hobby in firearms and the like. This has the doubley lulzy effect that if stricter gun/weapon laws are passed, if anyone follows in your footsteps, their victims will be even more disarmed and helpless than they were before, leading to MOER HIGH SCORE LULZ!1!111!one!1!
| | *[[Mass Shooting]] |
| # Leave behind lulzy statements and media so that you will be remembered. Nobody cares about a vanilla killer.
| | *[[Murder]] |
| # Ensure the vast majority of the people you kill have absolutely nothing to do with your problem and most likely don't even know you. They still deserve it.
| | *[[School Shooting]] |
| # Offing yourself does not count as a kill, but it does make you [[an hero]].
| | *[[Serial Killers]] |
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| == Notable Losers ==
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| * [[Mr. Saari]], 10 kills / 1 injured | |
| * [[Mark Essex]], 9 kills / 13 injured | |
| * [[Jeff Weise]], 9 kills / 5 injured | |
| * [[Satan Claus]], 9 kills / 3 injured | |
| * [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]], 8 kills / 12 injured | |
| * Rolando Mendoza, 8 kills / 9 injured, a symbol of [[Philippines|Pinoy]] [[irony|pride]] | |
| * [[Robert Hawkins]], 8 kills / 4 injured
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| * [[Jared Lee Loughner]], 6 killed / 14 injured | |
| * [[Steven Kazmierczak]], 5 kills / 23 injured
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| * [[Nghtmrchld26]], 4 kills / 5 injured
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| * [[George Sodini]], 3 kills / 9 injured
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| * Brenda-Ann Spencer, 2 kills / 9 injured, and was immortalized in the song "I Don't Like Mondays" by the Boomtown Rats.
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| * [[Jason Rodriguez]], 1 kill / 5 injured, follow up of the [[Fort Hood]] Shooting.
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| * [[Raoul Moat]], 1 kill / 2 injured, now worshipped by [[Chavs]] across the [[Britain|country]]
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| * [[Robert Butler jr]], 1 kill / 1 injured
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| * [[Asa Coon]], 0 kills / 4 injured | |
| * Michael Stone, 3 kills, over sixty wounded, attacked an IRA funeral in Nor Iron. Sentenced to 682 years in prison but released after 13 along with dozens of other murderous "Political prisoners".
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| | [[Category:Crime]] |
