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High Score/Fire Emblem

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RANK PLAYER(S) KILLED INJURED YEAR STATUS PLAYING STYLE
1 Unknown 377-470 ? 1978 Executed Four islamists set fire to a cinema.
2 Kim Dae-han 192 151 2003 Dead Set fire to a stopped subway train, which then spread to another nearby train. Police couldn't find him for 10 hours.
3 Robert Dale Segee 167-169 412–682 1944 Dead 14-year-old boy confessed to burning down a circus because he had a nightmare where an injun told him to set fires.
4 Francisco Mondaca Mella, Franco Pinto Orellana, Elías Salazar Inostroza 137 1100+ 2024 V& Trio of firefighters and social workers wanted to get paid for extra hours, so they set off a bunch of wildfires in Valparaíso.
5 Héctor Escudero, Armando Jiménez, José Rivera 96+ 140 1986 Incarcerated Angry hotel workers burned down the hotel after a labour dispute with the staff.
6 Julio González 87 6 1990 Dead Got so mad at his girlfriend that he burnt down the club she worked at. The peaceful refugee didn't even manage to kill her, but he at least removed almost 90 spics from the gene pool.
7 29-year-old man 77 88 2023 V& Beat and burned a guy to death in an apartment at the order of his drug dealer. Instead, the whole building burned down.
8 Felix Ngumbao, Davis Opiyo 67 ? 2001 Incarcerated Two angsty niggerfags that were pissed about the new management of their school. They set fire to their dormitory and tried to escape justice by lying like little bitches, lol.
9 Shoresh Kaveh, Housein Arsani, Mohammad Mohammadamini, Meysam Mohammadyeh 63 213 1998 Released A group of four angry muslim teens set fire to a club after being denied free entry, and ended up killing mostly immigrants. Due to their young age, they all got less than 8 years in prison and were released.
10 Dong Yangling 61 15 1993 Executed Female factory worker who burned her workplace down after being fired for stealing from their facility.
11 Nassra Yussef al-Enzi 57 90 2009 Incarcerated Mudslime woman that was jealous of her ex getting married again. Poured petrol on a tent where friends and family were partying, trapping them inside and sealing their fate.
12 Chen Shuizong 46 34 2013 An hero Suicidal IRL oldfag who set fire to a bus, causing it to explode. Died in the flames.
13 Andrew Zimmer 42 22 1977 Released Teenager set fire to the county jail.
14 Elnora Epperly 41 24 1950 Dead Mental patient lit fire to her curtains and burned the ward to the ground.
15 Unknown 41 ? 1583 Executed An anonymous man murdered his father with an axe before setting fire to his home, which later spread throughout the town and destroyed 23 houses, killing 40 people, he was arrested and then burned on a pyre.
16 Louis Chiasson 40 2 1969 Dead Quebec man who was totally one of the only survivors of a tragic fire at a retirement home. Kept coming back to the scene of the crime and was convicted almost a month later.
17 Jessie Javier Carlos 38 70 2017 An hero He set casino tables on fire, stole chips, and spammed bullets at objects before becoming an hero.
18 John Thompson 37 23 1980 Dead Poured petrol into the letterbox of a bar, dropped some paper inside, and watched the fireworks. Died in prison on the 28th anniversary of the attack.
19 Shinji Aoba 36 33 2019 Sentenced to death Butthurt otaku who sperged out after the KyoAni anime studio killed off his favorite waifu. Shouted "Die!" before lighting up the office with petrol.
20 Erik Solbakke Hansen 35 17 1973 Institutionalized Set fire to a hotel in Copenhagen, got away with it, and wasn't caught until 14 years later when he fucked up and tried to relive the glory days by lighting up a neighborhood.
21 Team Black September 34 21 1973 Released Attacked an airport in Rome, and firebombed a plane about to take off. Hijacked another flight and went to Kuwait, where they were captured and later released to Palestine.
22 Kadir Çal 34 7 1991 An hero Killed a group of Greek tourists by torching their bus. Died in the flames.
23 Zhang Yunliang 27 73 2009 An hero Lone wolf attack on a bus. Told his kids he wanted to "die differently."
24 Bruce George Peter Lee 26 30 1973-79 Incarcerated Took a novel approach to serial killing by using fire instead of weapons or his bare hands. Up until his arrest, all of the blazes were believed by investigators to have been either natural or accidental.
25 Mahammad Mammadov 26 4 2018 Incarcerated Junkie who attempted to an hero via self-immolation. Having a bout of Troll's Remorse, he decided to change his mind, tossing the burning blanket in the fireplace, which led to the burning down of the methadone clinic he was being treated at.
26 Morio Tanimoto 26 1 2021 An hero Shinji Aoba wannabe spilled petrol all over the floor of a psychiatric clinic and ignited it. Died in the hospital a few weeks later.
27 Eva Kováčová 26 ? 1984 An hero 16-year-old girl sat fire to an institution. Killed herself in 2014 under the name René Lízna and calling herself a man.
28 4 Anons 25 13 2002 V& Four pissed off gamers set fire to an internet café that had previously banned them for life.
29 Su Ming-cheng 25 0 2016 An hero Another bus arsonist, this time in Taiwan, surprisingly leaving no injuries!
30 Peter J. Leonard 24 32 1974 Released Burned down a nightclub to cover up a robbery in an adjacent building.
31 Humberto Diaz de la Torre 24 32 1981 Incarcerated Angsty teen that tried to kill his uncle by setting fire to his apartment, but ended up burning down the entire building. Also killed an unborn child, so it could be 25 depending on your outlook.
32 Szilveszter Matuska 22 120+ 1930-31 Dead? Dapper engineer that literally got off on burning bridges and causing train derailments. Was captured and sentenced to death, but escaped from prison and was never seen again.
33 Pedro Arredondo 22 6 1978 Incarcerated Got so shitfaced drunk that he decided to set fire to a nightclub.
34 Unknown 21 27 2024 ? Another arson school attack in africa and another escaped.
35 15-year-old girl 20 29 2023 Incarcerated Set fire to her school dorm because she was pissed that her phone got taken away.
36 Ma Yongping 17 32 2016 Incarcerated Another Chinese bus arsonist, but this time he actually escaped only to be captured hours later.
37 Unknown 17 6 2015 Incarcerated Two young males threw a molotov at a bar after being denied access.
38 Olavi Karhu 15 ~20 1959 An hero A batshit insane inmate set fire to his cell after putting his clothes and straw mattress against the door.
39 Damião Soares dos Santos 13 37 2017 An hero Old pedo torched a daycare and himself in the process.
40 José Luis Limón Espinoza 13 4 2023 V& 28-year-old man threw a molotov into a bar after he was refused entry.
41 Bai Ningyang 12 5 2006 Executed Attacked a kindergarten with gasoline after being rejected by someone who worked there.
42 David Lauwers 11 13 1994 Dead Deaf hobo set fire to a cinema after an argument with staff.
43 Walter Seifert 10 22 1964 An Hero Attacked a school in an epic fashion using a homemade flamethrower and melee weapons. Poisoned himself with rat poison and died in hospital.
44 Unknown 10 20 2018 Escaped after the attack Unknown burned down a whole school killing 10 students and escaped without a trace.
45 Todd Hall 9 11 1996 Dead Literal retard who was peer pressured by his friends into igniting a box of fireworks in a fireworks store, killing 6 adults and 2 children. Died in prison in 2015.
46 Philip Bruce Cline 8 350 1981 Incarcerated Junkie busboy high on weed, cocaine, and angel dust played with fire near a curtain and set a hotel ablaze in Las Vegas.
47 Cristian Leonardo Méndez 8 0 2014 An hero 30-year-old man set fire to a home in Merlo, the blaze killed a couple and their six children, among the dead, was his ex-wife, he committed suicide while in the nuthouse.
48 Unknown 7 33 2024 ? Set fire to a family in Le France before escaping.
49 Bald Anon 6 15 2008 ? Unknown bald man set fire to a student dorm killing six people. He was seen celebrating and talking to medics outside the building while firemen attempted to extinguish the flames, but escaped unidentified.
50 Samson Øvrevåg 6 0 1683 Executed Lost his farm to another family because he couldn't pay his rent and returned to take his revenge, murdering a servant girl with an axe and burning the children alive before robbing the house of any valuables.
51 Tenho Olavi Rusanen 6 0 1981 Released Set fire to an apartment, sentenced to 3 years in prison.
52 Arthur McElhill 6 0 2007 An hero Abusive registered sex offender father who set his home ablaze along with all of his family members, including a baby, after his wife was planning on leaving him with the children. When given a rescue ladder to escape from the house, he just grinned and went into the flames.
53 Felix Köhnen, Christian Reher, Christian Buchholz, Markus Gartmann 5 14 1993 Incarcerated1 Four Neo-Nazis that burned down a large Turkish family's house.
54 Raymond Lee Oyler 5 12 2006 Incarcerated Serial arsonist who managed to frag 5 firefighters with one of his wildfires.
55 Kyle Alwood 5 1 2019 V& 9-year-old burned down his family mobile home.
56 Zak Bolland, David Worrall, Courtney Brierley 5 0 2017 Incarcerated Gang of chavs who petrol bombed a house of some wanker they had an argument with. Managed to kill all his siblings & mother.
57 Josef Saller 4 6 1988 Released Neo-nazi burned down a house full of turks. Released in 2001.
58 Alfon Antonsen 4 4 1980 An hero 54-year-old sheep farmer set fire to his neighbor's house in the middle of the night and fired at survivors with a shotgun before blowing his brains out behind a barn. Known as a strange guy, Alfon would often accuse people of stealing his sheep or being part of "the Black Guerrilla", or threaten to kill everybody in the area.
59 Sari Maaria Leinonen 4 3 2001 Released Burned down a house to avenge her son, who died a month earlier while drinking bad moonshine at a party there. Sentenced to 12 years in prison.
60 Louis I of Orléans 4 0 1393 Dead The king ordered several dancers to perform in a strange game; wearing robes covered in flammable resin, the audience were going to attempt to identify who was who while the performers danced. The brother of the king, Louis used cheat codes and lit fire to the dancers in order to win, resulting in the deaths of 4 performers.
61 CNT 4 0 1971 V& Young men threw some molotovs in a party, killing 4 before escaping.
62 John Leonard Orr 4 0 1984-91 Incarcerated An arson investigator who would set small fires on the outskirts of LA, distracting firefighters from the bigger ones that he would then start in stores. After his arrest, he wrote a novel about a fireman who moonlights as an arsonist, and whose name is an anagram of "I set L.A. arson."
63 Anonymous man 4 0 2023 V& Pissed off about getting kicked for his home, torched it, killing 4 children
64 Michael Peters, Lars Christiansen 3 9 1992 Incarcerated Neo-nazis who fire bombed the houses of two turkish families. Snuffed out two lolis and one of their grandmother.
65 Karim Abbas, Zakhariya Hassan 3 5 2010 Released Set fire to a pizzeria owned by brothers Araz and Aram Bibani in an insurance scam plot. All four were sentenced to between 9 and 11 years in prison.
66 Jari Tanskanen 3 1 2001 Incarcerated Set fire to a house and killed some of his friends. Escaped from prison in 2008.
67 Justo Fernando Barrientos 3 1 2024 V& Oldfag screamed at some random lesbians before throwing a molotov at them.
68 Anonymous man 3 0 2022 An hero Burned down his friends and himself.
69 Darren Patrick Clover 3 0 2017 Incarcerated Hobo who torched his ex-girlfriend, her daughter and new lover. Those retards chained themselves inside thinking that they would be safer.
70 Lefter Canaj 3 0 2016 An hero Dyalisis patient set the ward alight after an argument. This was captured by CCTV.
71 Paul Kenneth Keller 3 0 1992-93 Incarcerated Drove around in a company car looking for places to burn, and was eventually caught after a fire that he had set at a retirement home incinerated three of the residents.
72 DPP 2 6 2020 Unknown Some terrorists threw molotov cocktails into a family house, killing the mother and a child and wounding 6 more.
73 Juhani Helmeri Koivuniemi 2 2 2010 Incarcerated A man in Kauhajoki set fire to a house. One of the dead was a fireman who rescued the two injured.
74 Mikael Turunen 2 1 2002 Released Robbed a house while a party was going on, waited until they all passed out and set fire to the house. Sentenced to 12 years in prison.
75 Jonas Olsson 2 1 2013 Incarcerated 39-year-old locked his kids in a cabin and set it on fire. He was sentenced to life in prison.
76 Ronja Johanna Emilia Heino 2 0 2004 Incarcerated 23-year-old mother set fire to her apartment killing her young sons. She was sentenced to life in prison.
77 Sini Åkerberg 2 0 2005 An hero Drugged her kids and burned down the house while her eldest son Harri was at school.
78 Nina Elizabeth de Lange Davies 2 0 2007 An hero Mother drugged her daughters and set the house on fire to avoid losing custody.
79 Janne Tapani Tihinen 2 0 2011 Incarcerated Burned down his house with gasoline and gas tanks to spite his wife and tried to slit his own throat.
80 Satu Ingalsuo 2 0 2017 Institutionalized Woman set fire to her grandmother's house. Previously, Satu changed her name to all sorts of things and complained about her problems on Facebook and YouTube.
81 Haruo Hayashizaki 1 26 2015 An hero Oldfag who wanted to go out in a blaze of glory...literally. Decided the best way to do this was to set himself alight on a bullet train. Managed to get one frag because of this.
82 Lasse Göran Laakso 1 2 2001 Released Set fire to his house, killing his wife and injuring his kids.
83 Esa Aarnilamme 1 1 2003 Incarcerated 41-year-old alcoholic set fire to his friends house for some reason. Sentenced to life in prison.
84 John David Jones 1 1 2017 Incarcerated American immigrant set fire to his house, killing his wife and almost killing his son.
85 Raimo Juhani Nyman 1 0 2001 Incarcerated 49-year-old captured a believed thief, chained him up in a basement for 12 days before pouring gasoline on him and burning him alive.
86 Jari Petteri Räsänen 1 0 2007 Incarcerated Poured gasoline on a woman and set her on fire after arguing about alcohol.
87 Mika-Matti Mäkelä 1 0 2007 Released Set fire to an abandoned car for the lulz, unknowingly killing a hobo that was sleeping in the back seat. Sentenced to 10 years in prison.
88 Teuvo Päiviö Saarinen 1 0 2008 Released Delusional man set fire to his disabled wife's bed.
89 Henna-Mari Sofia Viitanen 1 0 2011 Released 27-year-old drug addict set fire to a man sleeping at a bus stop along with her two friends. Sentenced to 9 years in prison.
90 Hilkka Annikki Alanko 1 0 2018 Incarcerated 53-year-old alcoholic set fire to her house, killing her husband.
91 Lauri Juhani Taavitsainen 1 0 2020 Incarcerated 37-year-old sick fuck burned his aunt alive and forced his uncle to watch.
92 Ritva Maria Leppänen 1 0 2020 Incarcerated 62-year-old woman poured flammable liquids on her 68-year-old boyfriend and lit him on fire because he didn't take her dog's disappearance seriously. She had tried to burn him up in 2011 and 2013 as well.
93 Salo Jussi 1 0 2021 Institutionalized Insane man set fire to a house.
94 Unknown 0 35 2024 Escaped Threw a molotov in a classroom, wounding 34 students and a teacher.
95 Anonymous girl 0 17 2007 V& Yet another fucking suomi. Burned up a nuthouse before she got V&
96 Garnet Bell 0 6 1994 Dead 46-year-old unemployed irishman who just like Walter Seifert, created a homemade flamethrower to kill some random students with it, sadly he failed at killing anyone and only injured 6 people, he was then arrested and sentenced to six life sentences but died from cancer in 1997.
97 Anonymous man 0 6 2020 Incarcerated Tried to kill his family, burning down his house.
98 Unknown duo 0 2 2024 Escaped 2 guys torched a synagogue, leaving 2 people wounded.
99 Paul Streeton 0 1 1996 Incarcerated Burned up an aboriginal ausfailian, beacause his skin color was ugly.
100 Musab Mohammaed Masmari 0 0 2013 Incarcerated Mudslime who wanted to purge the earth of fags with the holy hellfire of Allah. The bartender managed to put out within seconds however. Nice going, towel head.
101 John Earnest 0 0 2019 Incarcerated Torched a mosque and left graffiti saying "For Brenton Tarrant -t. /pol/", but failed to kill or injure any mudslimes. A month later, he went for the High Score again, this time on FPS Single Player at a synagogue.
102 Iván 0 0 2022 Alive A commentary youtuber, who, after being accused of leaking some hot bitch's nudes, tried to an hero by setting himself on fire in his parents home.
103 Aaron Bushnell 0 0 2024 An hero Immolated himself and shouted "Free Palestine!" repeatedly. By the time the pigs arrived at the scene, it was already too late.
104 Brandon Alonso 0 0 2024 V& Set ablaze a chapel, failing to burn it complete and published his fail to Twitter. Days later, he went again for the high score, like John Earnest, in his school, on Hack'N'Slash section.