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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Dillon Cossey'''</big>}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|1993}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[America|Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|None}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Disqualified}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Columbine Copycats|Cockumbine]]}} | |||
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Armed with [[over 9000|ovar 9000]] airsoft [[guns]], a sad collection of actual guns bought by his [[sick fuck]] parents, and more [[fat|body armor than you could ever imagine]], [[thirteen year old boy|14-year old]] '''Dillon Cossey''' (Alias: '''Shadow19462''') was planning to [[mass shooting|go postal]] [[Columbine]]-style on his [[school]] in [[Pennsylvania]] [[for great justice]] after being [[bullying|treated with great respect from his fellow classmates]]. He was your average [[friendless]] [[loser]] who was bullied at school. | Armed with [[over 9000|ovar 9000]] airsoft [[guns]], a sad collection of actual guns bought by his [[sick fuck]] parents, and more [[fat|body armor than you could ever imagine]], [[thirteen year old boy|14-year old]] '''Dillon Cossey''' (Alias: '''Shadow19462''') was planning to [[mass shooting|go postal]] [[Columbine]]-style on his [[school]] in [[Pennsylvania]] [[for great justice]] after being [[bullying|treated with great respect from his fellow classmates]]. He was your average [[friendless]] [[loser]] who was bullied at school. | ||
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After his arrest was discovered, {{Hover|Pekka-Eric Auvinen|The 2007 Jokela High School Shooter}}'s circle of associates on YouTube held massive infighting after it was discovered that Shadow19462 (Dillon) was one of their friends. Several people flooded the channels of Pekka's contacts such as the whore Tanascheel, in which she disabled channel comments and deleted as many of Dillon's comments from her videos as possible. Pekka met Dillon through [[Myspace]], when they met in some shitty [[Columbiner]] fan-clubs called [[Edgy|RIP Eric and Dylan" and "Natural Selection”]]. | After his arrest was discovered, {{Hover|Pekka-Eric Auvinen|The 2007 Jokela High School Shooter}}'s circle of associates on YouTube held massive infighting after it was discovered that Shadow19462 (Dillon) was one of their friends. Several people flooded the channels of Pekka's contacts such as the whore Tanascheel, in which she disabled channel comments and deleted as many of Dillon's comments from her videos as possible. Pekka met Dillon through [[Myspace]], when they met in some shitty [[Columbiner]] fan-clubs called [[Edgy|RIP Eric and Dylan" and "Natural Selection”]]. | ||
== Graded Score == | |||
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{{GradedScore|0|Nope|0|Not even a single wounded|1|Got V& during the plan|5|Got attention because he was [[Pekka Eric Auvinen|Pekka]]'s friend| -10| For jolting FBI's alarms and being V& because you told his plans|-4|Z-|[[Fat|Fat fuck]] retard, why do you tell you useless plans online?}} | |||
{{Wanted|4}} | |||
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== Videos == | == Videos == | ||
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Image:Dillon2.jpg | Image:Dillon2.jpg|Imagine how many guns he could've hid underneath all that fat | ||
Image:Dillon3.jpg | Image:Dillon3.jpg|He ate all the cops' donuts. Absolute madlad. | ||
Image:Dillonparents.jpg | Image:Dillonparents.jpg|"It was at this moment they knew, '''THEY FUCKED UP'''" | ||
Image:cossey.png | Image:cossey.png|A rare survivor of TCC | ||
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== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
*{{Twitter|dilloncossey|Twitter account made shortly after being released from juvie | *{{fbid|100008239892799|His current Facebook}} - (spoiler alert: he's not fat anymore) | ||
*{{Twitter|dilloncossey|Twitter account made shortly after being released from juvie}} - last normal post from 2014; hacked and became an [[NFT]] account in 2022, has not posted anything since 2022. ([https://nitter.net/DillonCossey Nitter mirror if you lack musk.india]) | |||
*Capture of his old [[MySpace]] account {{wayback|http://www.thetrenchcoat.com/mcs/Dillon%20Cossey/www.belch.com/mutant/MySpace_com%20-%20Dillon%20-%2017%20-%20Male%20-%20PLYMOUTH%20MEETING%2C%20Pennsylvania%20-%20www_myspace_com-Dillonthekiller4.htm|20081026110054}} | *Capture of his old [[MySpace]] account {{wayback|http://www.thetrenchcoat.com/mcs/Dillon%20Cossey/www.belch.com/mutant/MySpace_com%20-%20Dillon%20-%2017%20-%20Male%20-%20PLYMOUTH%20MEETING%2C%20Pennsylvania%20-%20www_myspace_com-Dillonthekiller4.htm|20081026110054}} | ||
*[http://abcnews.go.com/US/video/path--25998808 Interview with him after he escaped prison] | *[http://abcnews.go.com/US/video/path--25998808 Interview with him after he escaped prison] | ||
*[https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ep-5-youre-not-alone/id1317318182?i=1000409354986 Podcast he appeared on] | *[https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ep-5-youre-not-alone/id1317318182?i=1000409354986 Podcast he appeared on] | ||
{{Columbine}} | {{Columbine}} | ||
Latest revision as of 18:02, 16 December 2025
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Dillon Cossey is yet another mediocre mass shooting article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore. |
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| Dillon Cossey | |
| Born: | 1993 |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | None |
| Top 50? | Disqualified |
| An Hero? | No |
| Motive | Cockumbine |
Armed with ovar 9000 airsoft guns, a sad collection of actual guns bought by his sick fuck parents, and more body armor than you could ever imagine, 14-year old Dillon Cossey (Alias: Shadow19462) was planning to go postal Columbine-style on his school in Pennsylvania for great justice after being treated with great respect from his fellow classmates. He was your average friendless loser who was bullied at school.
Administration at the Plymouth Whitemarsh High School were too lazy to do anything about this so they told Dillon to GTFO. While being homeschooled, he met another loser named Lewis Bennet III, who would later become his co-conspirator for the “mastermind plan”. He was ratted out and discovered by authorities before he could carry out the attack, which caused a lot of drama online; namely on JewTube with his "friends" Tanascheel and Naturalselector89, who not too long prior to Dillon visit to the party van, had murdered 5 children, 4 adults, wounded another and killed himself at a Finnish high school. Dillon was released from juvie back into polite society in 2014 when he turned 21.
Loadout
Acting on a tip from a student, police found that this sick fuck had a 9mm rifle, 2 other firearms, about 30 air-powered guns, 8 knives, 5 swords, 2 16-ounce bottles of gunpowder, a copy of The Anarchist Cookbook, videos of the 1999 Columbine High School massacre in Colorado and “violence-filled notebooks”, a ski mask, a poem about a school shooting and seven grenades, four of which were live in the boy’s bedroom. Apparently, this faggot had named his 9mm rifle "Reb", in honor of the nickname of, Eric Harris, one of the perpetratord at Columbine.
Dillon is v&
The obese 14 year old was exposed on the same day Asa Coon, another fat retard that unlike Dillon actually succeeded in shooting up a school (despite killing nobody and only wounding 4 people). His attempt to recruit another boy backfired when the boy snitched him out. They were both suspended. Afterward, said snitch was rewarded greatly by the president and media for his honesty. Much lulz were had when aforementioned snitch and wigger! robbed Dillon's house while he was in juvie multiple times. Dubya was butthurt. Film at 11.
Pekka-Eric Auvinen Connection
After his arrest was discovered, Pekka-Eric Auvinen's circle of associates on YouTube held massive infighting after it was discovered that Shadow19462 (Dillon) was one of their friends. Several people flooded the channels of Pekka's contacts such as the whore Tanascheel, in which she disabled channel comments and deleted as many of Dillon's comments from her videos as possible. Pekka met Dillon through Myspace, when they met in some shitty Columbiner fan-clubs called RIP Eric and Dylan" and "Natural Selection”.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 Nope |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 Not even a single wounded |
| Style: | 1/20 Got V& during the plan |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 Got attention because he was Pekka's friend |
| Bonus: | -10/20 For jolting FBI's alarms and being V& because you told his plans |
Wanted Level:
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Videos
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Gallery
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Imagine how many guns he could've hid underneath all that fat -
He ate all the cops' donuts. Absolute madlad. -
"It was at this moment they knew, THEY FUCKED UP" -
A rare survivor of TCC
See Also
- Columbine
- Columbine Copycats
- Fat
- Pennsylvania
- Pekka-Eric Auvinen - School shooter who communicated with Dillon
- School Shooting
External Links
His current Facebook - (spoiler alert: he's not fat anymore)
Twitter account made shortly after being released from juvie - last normal post from 2014; hacked and became an NFT account in 2022, has not posted anything since 2022. (Nitter mirror if you lack musk.india)- Capture of his old MySpace account
(Wayback Machine) - Interview with him after he escaped prison
- Podcast he appeared on
