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The '''Suzano School Shooting''' took place on March 13, 2019 at a shitty [[school]] in some shithole in [[Brazil]] (which is arguably all of it) called Suzano. The perpetrators, '''Guilherme Taucci Monteiro'''{{Nazi}} {{Atheist}} (17 years old, would be a {{age|2001|07|05}}-year-old) and '''Luiz Henrique de Castro''' (25 years old, would be a {{age|1993|03|16}}-year-old) were both former students of the school. They were [[NEET]] [[virgins]] with no social life who spent all their time [[Pokémon|playing crappy video games]] and fantasizing about imitating the actions of the two [[Columbine|Columbine faggots]]. They were both active posters on a Brazilian [[List of *chan boards|message board]] called Dogolachan that idolized Columbine under the names "luhkrcher666" and "1guY-55chaN".  
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Injured 11
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| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | Co-Op
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| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | Yes
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|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
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| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | [[Loser|17th Place]]
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| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | [[Bullying]]
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| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" |  [[Brazil|Br*zilian]] [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|Brazil]]
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| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | Killed 8
Injured 11 (By Proxy)
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| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | Co-Op
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"
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| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | No, killed by Monteiro
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The Suzano school shooting took place on March 13, 2019 at a shitty [[school]] in some shithole in [[Brazil]] (which is arguably all of it) called Suzano. The perpetrators, Guilherme Taucci Monteiro (17 years old, would be a {{age|2001|07|05}}-year old) and Luiz Henrique de Castro (25 years old, would be a {{age|1993|03|16}}-year old) were both former students of the school. They were [[NEET]] [[virgins]] with no social life who spent all their time [[Pokemon|playing crappy video games]] and fantasizing about imitating the actions of the two [[Columbine|Columbine faggots]]. They were both active posters on a Brazilian [[List of *chan boards|message board]] called Dogolachan that idolized Columbine under the names "luhkrcher666" and "1guY-55chaN".  


Guilherme was some [[pussy]] that dropped out of school due to getting picked on (probably due to being a massive faggot). Being a [[zoomer]], he was very active on [[social media]]. He idolized [[Timothy McVeigh]] and had [[Anders Breivik]] as his profile picture on [[Twitter]]. His [[mom]] was a [[crackhead]] so he was raised by his grandmother.  
Guilherme was some [[pussy]] that dropped out of school due to getting picked on (probably due to being a massive faggot). Being a [[zoomer]], he was very active on [[social media]]. He idolized [[Timothy McVeigh]] and had [[Anders Breivik]] as his profile picture on [[Twitter]]. His [[mom]] was a [[crackhead]] so he was raised by his grandmother.  


Much less is known about Castro. What we do know is that he was a massive [[sperg]] who repeated eighth grade three times. He was described by his father as "weak-minded and would do what the other people wanted".
Much less is known about Luiz. What we do know is that he was a massive [[sperg]] who repeated eighth grade three times. He was described by his father as "weak-minded and would do what the other people wanted".


They only managed to rack up a measly seven kills in the school despite playing co-op. This is partially because Luiz was dead weight that hacked at the kiddies with a hatchet his boyfriend shot instead of racking up kills. The pair also killed Monteiro's uncle before the attack in his car shop near the school. After the shooting, Guilherme killed his [[gay]] lover and then he [[An hero|became an hero]].
They only managed to rack up a measly seven kills in the school despite playing co-op. This is partially because Luiz was dead weight that hacked at the kiddies with a hatchet while his boyfriend shot instead of racking up kills. The pair also killed Guilherme's uncle before the attack in his car shop near the school. After the shooting, Guilherme killed his [[gay]] lover and then he [[An hero|became an hero]].


[[Image:monteiro.png|thumb|Guilherme Taucci Monteiro posing in front of the camera like BLZN [[Azn|AZN]] [[Cho Seung-Hui]]]]
[[Image:monteiro.png|thumb|Guilherme Taucci Monteiro posing in front of the camera like BLZN [[Azn|AZN]] [[Cho Seung-Hui]]]]
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[[Image:Guilherme Taucci Monteiro dead.jpg|thumb|WASTED. Note the single glove that Eric Harris wore first. [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] wore it better.]]
[[Image:Guilherme Taucci Monteiro dead.jpg|thumb|WASTED. Note the single glove that Eric Harris wore first. [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] wore it better.]]


Realizing they both were going to die virgin wage-cucks working in some shitty factory, Guilherme convinced his [[retarded]] friend Luiz they had to shoot up a school for a slim chance of obtaining some [[Columbiners|fan-girls]] in the afterlife like his heroes Dylan and Eric. After having stolen his uncle's car with his friend, they both drove to a worthless deprecated school to shoot up to leave a lasting impression on the world. The cameras recorded our attackers entering the school at around 10:40 a.m. local time. Monteiro entered the building first, hiding his face to subhumans while grabbing a hidden gun. Then, he started shooting fucking everything, only downing two. He IRL [[Banhammer|banhammered]]
Realizing they both were going to die virgin wagecucks working in some shitty factory, Guilherme convinced his [[retarded]] friend Luiz they had to shoot up a school for a slim chance of obtaining some [[Columbiners|fangirls]] in the afterlife like his heroes Eric and Dylan. After having stolen his uncle's car with his friend, they both drove to a worthless deprecated school to shoot up to leave a lasting impression on the world. The cameras recorded our attackers entering the school at around 10:40 a.m. local time. Guilherme entered the building first, hiding his face from subhumans while grabbing a hidden gun. Then, he started shooting fucking everything, only downing two. He IRL [[Banhammer|banhammered]]
staff members as well as several meatbags in front of him before entering the main patio in hunt of his victims. By this time, Castro appeared on camera entering the building and hacking the injured with a hatchet. Somehow these retards only brought one .38 caliber revolver for two people so they resulted to punching random girls instead of shooting them. They brought molotovs, a crossbow, and a bow and arrow but didn't use any of it. Just like their 1999 predecessors, they also had planted a [[bomb]] (that didn't go off). The lazy fucks couldn't even be bothered to make multiple. Eventually, they did what they should have done in the first place and an heroed. Their pea-size brains were later scraped off the floor by Paulo the janitor.
staff members as well as several meatbags in front of him before entering the main patio in hunt of his victims. By this time, Luiz appeared on camera entering the building and hacking the injured with a hatchet. Somehow these retards only brought one .38 caliber revolver for two people so they resulted to punching random girls instead of shooting them. They brought Molotovs, a crossbow, and a bow and arrow but didn't use any of it. Just like their 1999 predecessors, they also had planted a [[bomb]] (that didn't go off). The lazy fucks couldn't even be bothered to make multiple. Eventually, they did what they should have done in the first place and an heroed. Their pea-sized brains were later scraped off the floor by Paulo the janitor.


[[File:Suzano Aftermath.mp4|center]]
[[File:Suzano Aftermath.mp4|center]]


==Casualties==
==Casualties==
===Students ===
Caio Oliveira, 15 [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]
Claiton Antônio Ribeiro, 17 [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]
Douglas Murilo Celestino, 16 [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]
Kaio Lucas da Costa Limeira, 15 [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]


Samuel Melquíades Silva de Oliveira, 16 [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]
===Students===
*'''Caio Oliveira''', 15 [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]
*'''Claiton Antônio Ribeiro''', 17 [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]
*'''Douglas Murilo Celestino''', 16 [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]
*'''Kaio Lucas da Costa Limeira''', 15 [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]
*'''Samuel Melquíades Silva de Oliveira''', 16 [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|20px]]


===School staff===
===School staff===
*'''Marilena Ferreira Vieira Umez''', 59 [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]]
*'''Eliana Regina de Oliveira Xavier''', 38 [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]]


Marilena Ferreira Vieira Umez, 59 [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]]
===Perpetrators' relatives===
 
*'''Jorge Antônio Moraes''', 51, Guilherme's uncle [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]]
Eliana Regina de Oliveira Xavier, 38 [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]]
 
 
=== Perpetrator's relatives ===
Jorge Antônio Moraes, 51, uncle of Guilherme Taucci Monteiro [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|20px]]


== Reactions ==
== Reactions ==
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=== State government ===
=== State government ===
João Doria, governor of [[Shithole|São Paulo]], canceled his corrupted activities and flew to Suzano in a [[Omg|private Jet]] along with Rossieli Soares, the state's Secretary of Education; Colonel Salles, military police commander; and [[Wtf|CIA]] general João Camilo Pires de Campos. Doria lamented the attack and decreed 3 days of mourning in the state.
João Doria, governor of [[Shithole|São Paulo]], canceled his corrupted activities and flew to Suzano in a [[Omg|private jet]] along with Rossieli Soares, the state's Secretary of Education; Colonel Salles, military police commander; and [[Wtf|CIA]] general João Camilo Pires de Campos. Doria lamented the attack and decreed 3 days of mourning in the state.


=== Federal government ===
=== Federal government ===
President Jair Bolsonaro applauded the tragedy and wrote on twitter ''He did it for the lulz! OMG!''. Ricardo Vélez Rodríguez, Minister of Education, expressed solidarity: ''HAHA, THIS IS HILARIOUS! FINALLY BRAZIL HAS A NICE SCHOOL SHOOTING SINCE [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira|THAT FAGGOT OF 2011]]!'' Onyx Lozrenzoni, Chief of Staff, of course, tweeted his respect to the shooters.
President Jair Bolsonaro applauded the tragedy and wrote on twitter "He did it for the lulz! OMG!". Ricardo Vélez Rodríguez, Minister of Education, expressed solidarity: "HAHA, THIS IS HILARIOUS! BRAZIL FINALLY HAS A NICE SCHOOL SHOOTING SINCE [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira|THAT FAGGOT FROM 2011]]!" Onyx Lozrenzoni, Chief of Staff, of course, tweeted his respect to the shooters.


=== Congress ===
=== Congress ===
Rodrigo Maia, President of the Chamber of Deputies, expressed his solidarity towards the shooters and said that ''We need moar of this shit''. Davi Alcolumbre, President of the Senate, expressed his condolences and tweeted: ''I hope that the real causes behind that tragedy be discovered''.
Rodrigo Maia, President of the Chamber of Deputies, expressed his solidarity towards the shooters and said that "We need moar of this shit". Davi Alcolumbre, President of the Senate, expressed his condolences and tweeted: "I hope that the real causes behind that tragedy will be discovered".


=== Media ===
=== Media ===
POKEMON DID IT!
POKÉMON DID IT!


==Graded Score==
==Graded Score==
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big>
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! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count:
|'''8'''/20 (Injured 11)
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
|10/20<br /> ''Blame [[Pokemon Go|Pokemon Go]]!''
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! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
|5/20 ''3rd world faggots imitating Columbine''
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! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|10/20 ''Relevant in Brazil''
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
|10/20<br />Didn't use the crossbow or bow and arrows''
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 43/100 ('''F-''')</big>
|}


<center>''Try harder next time faggots''</center>
{{GradedScore|8|11 injured|10|Blame [[Pokémon Go]]!|5|Third world faggots imitating Columbine.|10|Relevant in Brazil.|10|Didn't use the crossbow or bow and arrows.|43|F-|Try harder next time, faggots.}}
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=== See Also ===
==See Also==
* [[Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage]] - A [[Denmark|Dane]] brought a bow and arrow to his spergout but actually used it.
* [[Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage]] - A [[Denmark|Dane]] brought a bow and arrow to his spergout but actually used it.
* [[Medianeira School Shooting]] - A [[fail|completely botched]] prequel to Suzano
* [[Medianeira School Shooting]] - A [[fail|completely botched]] prequel to Suzano.
* [[Pedro J. Garcia]] - The duo's most [[retard|intelligent and well-functioning]] fan
* [[Pedro J. Garcia]] - The duo's most [[retard|intelligent and well-functioning]] fan.
* [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] - Columbine: Finnish Edition
* [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] - The Finnish version of Columbine.
 
* [[Isaac Chagas]] - Another Brazilian school shooter.
=== External Links ===
==External Links==
* [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1H0bj2XrSqj0TgOFiPFAtTHL2-B8ATUDL/view An archive of all Guilherme's tweets]
* [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1H0bj2XrSqj0TgOFiPFAtTHL2-B8ATUDL/view An archive of all Guilherme's tweets]
* [http://fmrural.com.br/2019/03/13/cenas-fortes-video-mostra-atiradores-e-alunos-mortos-em-momento-de-correria-em-escola-de-suzano-sp/ Pwned kids and the killers' corpses]].
* [http://fmrural.com.br/2019/03/13/cenas-fortes-video-mostra-atiradores-e-alunos-mortos-em-momento-de-correria-em-escola-de-suzano-sp/ Pwned kids and the killers' corpses]
* [https://www.reddit.com/r/masskillers/comments/km08c7/interview_with_one_of_suzano_school_shooters/ Interview with Luiz's father]
* [https://www.reddit.com/r/masskillers/comments/km08c7/interview_with_one_of_suzano_school_shooters/ Interview with Luiz's father]
   
   
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Guilherme Taucci Monteiro and Luiz Henrique de Castro
Born July 5, 2001 (Guilherme)
March 16, 1993 (Luiz)
Died March 13, 2019 (aged 17 and 25)
Nationality Brazilian  
Highscore Killed 8, injured 11
Top 50? No
Style FPS, Co-Op Mode
An Hero? Yes (Guilherme)
No, killed by Guilherme (Luiz)
Motive Bullying
Retardation

The Suzano School Shooting took place on March 13, 2019 at a shitty school in some shithole in Brazil (which is arguably all of it) called Suzano. The perpetrators, Guilherme Taucci Monteiro (17 years old, would be a 23-year-old) and Luiz Henrique de Castro (25 years old, would be a 31-year-old) were both former students of the school. They were NEET virgins with no social life who spent all their time playing crappy video games and fantasizing about imitating the actions of the two Columbine faggots. They were both active posters on a Brazilian message board called Dogolachan that idolized Columbine under the names "luhkrcher666" and "1guY-55chaN".

Guilherme was some pussy that dropped out of school due to getting picked on (probably due to being a massive faggot). Being a zoomer, he was very active on social media. He idolized Timothy McVeigh and had Anders Breivik as his profile picture on Twitter. His mom was a crackhead so he was raised by his grandmother.

Much less is known about Luiz. What we do know is that he was a massive sperg who repeated eighth grade three times. He was described by his father as "weak-minded and would do what the other people wanted".

They only managed to rack up a measly seven kills in the school despite playing co-op. This is partially because Luiz was dead weight that hacked at the kiddies with a hatchet while his boyfriend shot instead of racking up kills. The pair also killed Guilherme's uncle before the attack in his car shop near the school. After the shooting, Guilherme killed his gay lover and then he became an hero.

Guilherme Taucci Monteiro posing in front of the camera like BLZN AZN Cho Seung-Hui

Attack

WASTED. Note the single glove that Eric Harris wore first. Vladislav Roslyakov wore it better.

Realizing they both were going to die virgin wagecucks working in some shitty factory, Guilherme convinced his retarded friend Luiz they had to shoot up a school for a slim chance of obtaining some fangirls in the afterlife like his heroes Eric and Dylan. After having stolen his uncle's car with his friend, they both drove to a worthless deprecated school to shoot up to leave a lasting impression on the world. The cameras recorded our attackers entering the school at around 10:40 a.m. local time. Guilherme entered the building first, hiding his face from subhumans while grabbing a hidden gun. Then, he started shooting fucking everything, only downing two. He IRL banhammered staff members as well as several meatbags in front of him before entering the main patio in hunt of his victims. By this time, Luiz appeared on camera entering the building and hacking the injured with a hatchet. Somehow these retards only brought one .38 caliber revolver for two people so they resulted to punching random girls instead of shooting them. They brought Molotovs, a crossbow, and a bow and arrow but didn't use any of it. Just like their 1999 predecessors, they also had planted a bomb (that didn't go off). The lazy fucks couldn't even be bothered to make multiple. Eventually, they did what they should have done in the first place and an heroed. Their pea-sized brains were later scraped off the floor by Paulo the janitor.

Casualties

Students

  • Caio Oliveira, 15
  • Claiton Antônio Ribeiro, 17
  • Douglas Murilo Celestino, 16
  • Kaio Lucas da Costa Limeira, 15
  • Samuel Melquíades Silva de Oliveira, 16

School staff

  • Marilena Ferreira Vieira Umez, 59
  • Eliana Regina de Oliveira Xavier, 38

Perpetrators' relatives

  • Jorge Antônio Moraes, 51, Guilherme's uncle

Reactions

Many authorities, manipulative politicians, artists, bronies, Sans fangirls, trolls, furries and crap like that expressed their condolences and commented on the tragedy.

State government

João Doria, governor of São Paulo, canceled his corrupted activities and flew to Suzano in a private jet along with Rossieli Soares, the state's Secretary of Education; Colonel Salles, military police commander; and CIA general João Camilo Pires de Campos. Doria lamented the attack and decreed 3 days of mourning in the state.

Federal government

President Jair Bolsonaro applauded the tragedy and wrote on twitter "He did it for the lulz! OMG!". Ricardo Vélez Rodríguez, Minister of Education, expressed solidarity: "HAHA, THIS IS HILARIOUS! BRAZIL FINALLY HAS A NICE SCHOOL SHOOTING SINCE THAT FAGGOT FROM 2011!" Onyx Lozrenzoni, Chief of Staff, of course, tweeted his respect to the shooters.

Congress

Rodrigo Maia, President of the Chamber of Deputies, expressed his solidarity towards the shooters and said that "We need moar of this shit". Davi Alcolumbre, President of the Senate, expressed his condolences and tweeted: "I hope that the real causes behind that tragedy will be discovered".

Media

POKÉMON DID IT!

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 8/20 11 injured
Accuracy: 10/20 Blame Pokémon Go!
Style: 5/20 Third world faggots imitating Columbine.
Butthurt: 10/20 Relevant in Brazil.
Bonus: 10/20 Didn't use the crossbow or bow and arrows.
Total Score: 43/100 (F-)
Try harder next time, faggots.
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Haters gonna hate:

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Acts of revenge:

Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting

Objectors:

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Pre-2012 Gun Massacres

Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik

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