Jake Davison
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| Jake Davison | |
| Nationality: | Britfag 
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| Highscore | Killed 5, injured 2 |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Jake Davison (otherwise known as Jake3572 and Professor Waffle), was a basement-dwelling incel who decided to shoot up his neighborhood in Plymouth, UK, on August 12, 2021. Motivated by misanthropy and a hatred of women (especially his mother), he set out to commit the lulziest High Score since Derrick Bird's escapade ten years before (with a shitty pump action shotgun). However, he would ultimately fall short, only getting 5 frags before an heroing. Despite the low kill count, incels will most likely be put in the international spotlight again, and Britain will most likely ban all guns this time.
Background
Before the shooting, Jake had complained about being alone and had posted workout videos on his since-deleted YouTube channel.
However, on his Reddit, he was more unfiltered, complaining about women (in particular his mother), and lamented at the thought of being an incel.
Britbongistan's Gun Laws
The Shooting
Having had enough of his sad and pathetic existence, Jake first killed his mother, the woman that he hated the most. At this point, he most likely thought "eh fuck it, might as well get some more while I'm at it". So from there, he went around his neighborhood and shot 4 more other people at random (including a 3 year old girl) before an heroing.
Fallout
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 5/20 5 dead, 2 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 17/20 |
| Style: | 10/20 Unoriginal mass shooting, in a country that hasn't seen one in at least a decade. |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Moderate amount of butthurt in the UK, nobody cares anywhere else. |
| Bonus: | 20/20 An Americunt committing a mass shooting in the UK. |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Gallery
External Links
Reddit account #1 (has since been baleeted) (Archive 1)- Reddit account #2 (still up) (Archive 1)
His InstagramTemplate:YtchannelBaleeted! (Archive 1, Archive 2)
His Facebook- An imgur post of his that he used for r/RateMe
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