Jake Davison

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Jake Davison
Nationality:	Britfag
Highscore	Killed 5, injured 2
Top 50?	No
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yes

Jake Davison (otherwise known as Professor Waffle and Jake3572), was a basement-dwelling incel who decided to shoot up his neighborhood on August 12, 2021.

Background

Before the shooting, Jake had complained about being alone and had posted workout videos on his since-deleted YouTube channel.

However, on his Reddit, he was more unfiltered, complaining about women (in particular his mother), and lamented at the thought of being an incel.

The Shooting

Having had enough of his sad and pathetic existence, Jake first killed his mother, then went around his neighborhood and shot 4 more other people at random (including a 3 year old girl) before an heroing.

Graded Score

Graded Score

Kill count:	5/20 5 dead, 2 injured
Accuracy:	17/20
Style:	10/20 Unoriginal mass shooting, in a country that hasn't seen one in at least a decade.
Butthurt:	10/20 Moderate amount of butthurt in the UK, nobody cares anywhere else.
Bonus:	20/20 An Americunt committing a mass shooting in the UK.
Total Score: 62/100 (D)

Not bad, but not the best. See full ranking

Wanted Level:
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Police Force

Gallery

Yes, you are in fact ugly!

External Links

Reddit account #1 (has since been baleeted) ^{(Archive 1)}
Reddit account #2 (still up) ^{(Archive 1)}
~~His Instagram~~ Baleeted!
~~Template:Ytchannel~~ Baleeted! (Archive 1, Archive 2)
~~His Facebook~~ Baleeted!
An imgur post of his that he used for r/RateMe

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