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*<s>{{instagram|workinprogress245|His Instagram}}</s> Baleeted! | *<s>{{instagram|workinprogress245|His Instagram}}</s> Baleeted! | ||
*<s>{{ytchannel|UChDOXWY6os8cslwzrndcSgw|Professor Waffle}}</s> Baleeted! | *<s>{{ytchannel|UChDOXWY6os8cslwzrndcSgw|Professor Waffle}}</s> Baleeted! ([https://archive.org/details/jake-davison-youtube-archive archive]) | ||
*[https://imgur.com/a/nBbplPl An imgur post of his that he used for r/RateMe] | *[https://imgur.com/a/nBbplPl An imgur post of his that he used for r/RateMe] | ||
Revision as of 20:08, 13 August 2021
Jake Davison | |
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Nationality: | Americunt |
Highscore | Killed 5, injured 2 |
Top 50? | No |
Style | FPS, Single player |
An Hero? | Yes |
Jake Davison (otherwise known as Professor Waffle and Jake3572), was a basement-dwelling incel who decided to shoot up his neighborhood on August 12, 2021.
Background
Jake was born in Phoenix to Americunt parents, and for reasons unknown, moved to Britbongistan when he was young.
The Shooting
Having had enough of his sad and pathetic existence, Jake first killed his mother, then went around his neighborhood and shot 4 more other people at random (including a 3 year old girl) before an heroing.
Graded Score
Kill count: | 5/20 5 dead, 2 injured |
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Accuracy: | 17/20 |
Style: | 10/20 Unoriginal mass shooting, in a country that hasn't seen one in at least a decade. |
Butthurt: | 10/20 Moderate amount of butthurt in the UK, nobody cares anywhere else. |
Bonus: | 20/20 An Americunt committing a mass shooting in the UK. |
Gallery
External Links
- Reddit account #1 (has since been baleeted) (Archive 1, 2)
- Reddit account #2 (still up) (Archive 1, 2)
His InstagramBaleeted!Template:YtchannelBaleeted! (archive)- An imgur post of his that he used for r/RateMe
See Also