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STEP THE FUCK OFF! Farda Gadirov looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.
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| Farda Gadirov | |
| Born | December 8, 1980 |
| Dead | April 30, 2009 (28) |
| Nationality: | AZnbajani  ქართული 
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| Highscore | 12 kills, injured 13 (7 by Colt) |
| Top 50? | Almost, but not close enough |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yas |
Days after the Dimitris Patmanidis's school shooting failure, A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!!. The new high score player, by the name of Farda Gadirov (Fərda Qədirov), armed with his trustful banhammer, scored out 12 NPCs in the Azerbaijan State Oil Academy (ASOA), and left unscored at all 13 before An hero by Makarov Brainwashov in the head.
Background
The perpetrator, Farda Asad oglu Gadirov, by his normal name Farda Gadirov, was born on December 8, 1980, in some random village in the middle of the Caucasus in Georgia. Farda, rarely went outside his cove. He also lived in Russia, in the town of Podolsk. In fact, his life was very unknown and his epic schule amok was forgotten forever, cuz it happened in a country that no one cares actually.
Shooting
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The shooting in question
"Today is the day", said that one kid from Mexico that shot up his school. Farda, after recording some videos with his banhammer and mask, on the 30 April 2009, decides to go for the High Score. He first began his attack in the second building of the Academy, by scoring out a security guard and a cleaner. Then, began using his banhammer against any students or teacher there. Then, Farda climbs from first to sixth floor, pwning every NPC along his way. After pwning some more people up there, police arrives quickly into the building. Farda, saws he was surrounded by the pigs, who wanted to end up his high score attempt, and decides to end it by An heroing. He pwned 12 NPCs and missed 13 shots.
Gallery
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Farda Gadirov, on his free time -
Gadirov in his drunk state, with his epic Makarov PM -
Selfie time!>:( -
Farda, posing with his ugly and creepy af mask -
Deserved that gunshot for not buying a cool mask on Azerbaijan. -
Tell him to stop posing, he is not The couch cuck
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His mask is more scary than Freddy Krueger's own face and the Kawlimpine killers -
Yeah, you're faggot -
Yeah, you should burn down that mask and shot yourself now -
Now, we realized that his creepy af mask looks like a cow or a melted chess table -
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 12/20 13 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 9/20 Almost 12/12. Aim better faggot |
| Style: | 15/20 Georgian terrorism |
| Butthurt: | 8/20 Some media talked about it, but eventually got forgotten |
| Bonus: | 10/20 An hero bonus |
Try again, faggot
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
See Also
- Artyom Kazantsev - Another dude who shot up a school with makarov guns. He did it better tho
- Georgia
- School Shooting
| Farda Gadirov is part of a series on Dying Alone
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Farda Gadirov is part of a series on Education [Go To School]
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