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{{ib|[[File: | '''Ilya Ivanistov''' was 17 year old Neo-Nazi failure who decided that his school sucks and shoot and [[Epic fail|injured one person]] before committing suicide. 2 others losers broke their legs after jumping from a second-floor window, Leaving the pathetic count of three normies injured and his own death, becoming a inspirational rol model for the future generations of others failures and unsuccessful school shooters. | ||
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ilya Ivanistov'''</big>}} | {{Ibhead|<big>'''Ilya Ivanistov'''</big>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Ruskie]] [[File:MiniflagRussia.png]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Ruskie]] [[File:MiniflagRussia.png]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''| | {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 3 (1 by gunfire)}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Top | {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|NEVER}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}} | {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}} | ||
{{Ibend}} | {{Ibend}} | ||
=== Today is the day! === | === Today is the day! === | ||
[[Randy Stair|Our loser]] entered a classroom at his fucking university and injured a person; (with a fucking single shot) After leaving a whole class of shit parasites unharmed from the building, he committed suicide and left a mark in this series of attacks on pseudo-educational institutions. The security man was not there when the attack occurred, so he had the opportunity to have reached a considerable amount of dead, but instead of that he failed miserably and made we disappointed and now, as a sign of our [[Lulz|education]], we published an article in the name of this pathetic disgrace, although it [[Fact|has no encyclopedic value]]. Anyways... you're a fag. | [[Randy Stair|Our loser]] on 10th may 2018 entered a classroom at his fucking university ([[Powerword|Barabinsk College]]) and injured a person; (with a fucking single shot) After leaving a whole class of shit parasites unharmed from the building, he committed suicide and left a mark in this series of attacks on pseudo-educational institutions. The security man was not there when the attack occurred, so he had the opportunity to have reached a considerable amount of dead, but instead of that he failed miserably and made we disappointed and now, as a sign of our [[Lulz|education]], we published an article in the name of this pathetic disgrace, although it [[Fact|has no encyclopedic value]]. Anyways... you're a fag. | ||
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*'''Primary''': Shawed-off Shotgun | |||
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*Not a bad shotgun but you can get a better one '''30-45''' | |||
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*'''Perk''': Columbiner | |||
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*Double damage against kids and adults, triple if they are in an academic institution. Intelligence stat cut in half. | |||
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==Graded Score== | |||
{{GradedScore|0|Russian [[Asa Coon]] |0|NOBODY DIED|2|[[Columbine|Cockumbine]] Copycat with neonazi mix|2|Who cares?|5|For an hero|9|F--------|Next time, get more ammo, faggot}} | |||
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}} | |||
==Gallery== | |||
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<gallery> | |||
File:IlyaIvanistov01.jpg|Faggot | |||
File:Ilyavictimsblood.jpg|The blood of his first and last direct victim | |||
File:VictimofIlya.jpg|His victim | |||
File:Ilyaivanistovpwned.png|An [[failure|hero]] | |||
File:Fatduckilya.png|Ilya looking as his [[Asa Coon|american comrade]] | |||
</gallery> | |||
</center> | |||
==See also== | |||
* [[High Score/Loserinfo]] - Where he deserves to go. | |||
* [[Asa Coon]] - His 'Murican daddy, like [[Vladislav Roslyakov|Vlad]] and [[Eric Harris|Eric]]. | |||
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{{Anheros}} | {{Anheros}} | ||
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{{Education}} | |||
{{Columbine}} | |||
{{Why is There an Article}} | |||
[[Category:2018]] | |||
[[Category:Rusfags]] | |||
[[Category:People]] | |||
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Ilya Ivanistov is yet another mediocre mass shooting article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore. |
Ilya Ivanistov was 17 year old Neo-Nazi failure who decided that his school sucks and shoot and injured one person before committing suicide. 2 others losers broke their legs after jumping from a second-floor window, Leaving the pathetic count of three normies injured and his own death, becoming a inspirational rol model for the future generations of others failures and unsuccessful school shooters.
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| Ilya Ivanistov | |
| Nationality: | Ruskie 
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| Highscore | Injured 3 (1 by gunfire) |
| Top 50? | NEVER |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Today is the day!
Our loser on 10th may 2018 entered a classroom at his fucking university (Barabinsk College) and injured a person; (with a fucking single shot) After leaving a whole class of shit parasites unharmed from the building, he committed suicide and left a mark in this series of attacks on pseudo-educational institutions. The security man was not there when the attack occurred, so he had the opportunity to have reached a considerable amount of dead, but instead of that he failed miserably and made we disappointed and now, as a sign of our education, we published an article in the name of this pathetic disgrace, although it has no encyclopedic value. Anyways... you're a fag.
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 Russian Asa Coon |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 NOBODY DIED |
| Style: | 2/20 Cockumbine Copycat with neonazi mix |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Who cares? |
| Bonus: | 5/20 For an hero |
Wanted Level:
Kindergarten Crossing Guard
Gallery
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Faggot -
The blood of his first and last direct victim -
His victim -
An hero -
Ilya looking as his american comrade
See also
- High Score/Loserinfo - Where he deserves to go.
- Asa Coon - His 'Murican daddy, like Vlad and Eric.
| Ilya Ivanistov is part of a series on Dying Alone
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Columbine: |
Columbine • Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold • Super Columbine Massacre RPG • Do you believe in god • Columbine Copycats • Columbine Gallery • Columbiners |
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| Admirers |
Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Artyom Kazantsev • Asa Coon • Bob8466 • Brooke Higgins & Sienna Johnson • Cho Seung-Hui • Dillon Cossey • Ichverbot • Jaylen Fryberg • Jeff Weise • Kimveer Gill • Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath • Lynn Ann • Neocities • Nghtmrchld26 • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Robert Butler Jr. • Robert Hawkins • Robert Steinhäuser • Ryan Schallenberger • Sebastian Bosse • Sol Pais • TheAmazingAtheist • Tim Kretschmer • Vladislav Roslyakov • William Atchison • You | |
| Locations: |
Colorado • United States • School • Suburbs | |
| Related: |
Doom • Police Brutality • Postal • School Shooting • Mass Shooting • Video games • Trenchcoat • Marilyn Manson • KMFDM • Rammstein • Goth • Concerned Mother • Newgrounds • Ryan Lambourn • School Shooter: North American Tour 2012 • The Matrix • South Park • Michael Moore • Quentin Tarantino • 1990s • Jack Thompson • Gun control |
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