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'''John Warnock Hinckley Jr.'''{{Girllover}} is a deranged child-loving | '''John Warnock Hinckley Jr.'''{{Girllover}} is a deranged child-loving boomer who attempted to assassinate [[Ronald Reagan]] after deciding to dedicate his life to being an [[edgy|edgelord]] after watching the film ''Taxi Driver''. He [[Childlove|fell in love]] with [[Jodie Foster]], the 12-year-old who played Iris in the film. Let's just hope he never sees ''[[Cuties]]'', he may attempt to blow up the [[President|White House]]. | ||
John believed the only way he could show his true edginess to the world and impress the girl he was meant to be with was to [[Assassination|potentially cause another Civil War]]. He was found [[Crazy|not guilty by reason of insanity]] and remained under institutional psychiatric care for over three decades. | John believed the only way he could show his true edginess to the world and impress the girl he was meant to be with was to [[Assassination|potentially cause another Civil War]]. He was found [[Crazy|not guilty by reason of insanity]] and remained under institutional psychiatric care for over three decades. | ||
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The worst part is, since Reagan survived, he became empowered in the public eye and won the 1984 presidential election in a landslide. [[Fuck]] you, John! | The worst part is, since Reagan survived, he became empowered in the public eye and won the 1984 presidential election in a landslide. [[Fuck]] you, John! | ||
Despite shooting several people during his attempt, and one eventually dying, he was granted unconditional release in 2022 and became | Despite shooting several people during his attempt, and one eventually dying, he was granted unconditional release in 2022 and became an [[influencer]]. He also became a [[Music|musician]] but he sucks at it. | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
{{cg|Gallery|JohnHinckley-Gallery|center|<gallery perrow=" | {{cg|Gallery|JohnHinckley-Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="4"> <!-- four images on the dot, if you add more than four it will "break" the gallery --> | ||
File:John hinckley jr holds gun to head.jpg|[[OMG]] so [[edgy]] I'm shaking and crying rn. | File:John hinckley jr holds gun to head.jpg|[[OMG]] so [[edgy]] I'm shaking and crying rn. | ||
File:John Hinckley Jr Who I Really Am.jpg|You're a failed assassin. That's who you really are. | File:John Hinckley Jr Who I Really Am.jpg|You're a failed assassin. That's who you really are. | ||
File:John Hinckley Guitar.jpg|This one's for you, Jodie! | File:John Hinckley Guitar.jpg|This one's for you, Jodie! | ||
File:John Hinckley Community.png|[[Ironic|Irony]] at | File:John Hinckley Community.png|[[Ironic|Irony]] at its finest. | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | |||
File:John Hinckley Seung-Hui Cho Wellington Oliveira gun to head pose.png|Brought to you by [[Adam Lanza]]. | |||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
==See Also== | |||
*[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]] - Another failed presidential assassin with an identical score. | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*{{Wikilink|Attempted_assassination_of_Ronald_Reagan|TOW coverage}} | *{{Wikilink|John_Hinckley_Jr.|TOW coverage}} | ||
*{{Wikilink|Attempted_assassination_of_Ronald_Reagan|TOW coverage of the shooting}} | |||
*{{yt|@|johnhinckley6860|His YouTube channel}} | *{{yt|@|johnhinckley6860|His YouTube channel}} | ||
*{{twitter|JohnHinckley20|His Twitter account}} | *{{twitter|JohnHinckley20|His Twitter account}} | ||
{{Portals|music|youtube}} | |||
{{Childabuseseries}} | {{Childabuseseries}} | ||
{{Dying alone}} | {{Dying alone}} | ||
Latest revision as of 20:04, 15 December 2025
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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen. |
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This person is a sick fuck!
They should never be trusted by anyone! |
Possible side-effects will include at least one of these: |
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| John Hinckley Jr. | |
| Born | May 29, 1955 (70 years old) |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 1, injured 3 |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
| Motive | Pedophilia |
John Warnock Hinckley Jr.
is a deranged child-loving boomer who attempted to assassinate Ronald Reagan after deciding to dedicate his life to being an edgelord after watching the film Taxi Driver. He fell in love with Jodie Foster, the 12-year-old who played Iris in the film. Let's just hope he never sees Cuties, he may attempt to blow up the White House.
John believed the only way he could show his true edginess to the world and impress the girl he was meant to be with was to potentially cause another Civil War. He was found not guilty by reason of insanity and remained under institutional psychiatric care for over three decades.
The worst part is, since Reagan survived, he became empowered in the public eye and won the 1984 presidential election in a landslide. Fuck you, John!
Despite shooting several people during his attempt, and one eventually dying, he was granted unconditional release in 2022 and became an influencer. He also became a musician but he sucks at it.
Gallery
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You're a failed assassin. That's who you really are. -
This one's for you, Jodie! -
Irony at its finest.
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Brought to you by Adam Lanza.
See Also
- Thomas Matthew Crooks - Another failed presidential assassin with an identical score.
External Links
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| Supporters |
Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews |
| Main ideas: |
Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫 |
| Haters gonna hate: | |
| Acts of revenge: |
Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Prosper family murders |
| Objectors: |
Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫 |
| Pre-2012 Gun Massacres |
Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik |
