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Lam Kor Wan aka Hong Kong Jarsquatter is a very very pervy boi at his early years. His hard sex drive led him to murder.
Early Childhood
At a young age, Lam never got a girlfriend or any female contact so he built up all those testosterone in his small blue balls and never seen real pussy*. But due to his family being rich he hoarded a lot of British porn mags like that is the "shit" under his bed with a simple lock. He had them shipped over because he was too embarrassed and too small of a wee wee to get those over the counter.
He later bought a retro camera, the ones that are coming back like vinyl. To take pictures of girls in toilet cubicles, he later stopped because he was too scared of the girls chasing him.
- He saw pussy killing his victims.
Grand Rape Auto
He started to work for the taxi company of Hong Kong and worked for the night shift to you know...
First Kill
On February 3rd 1982. A stripper got on his wankwagon of a taxi and sent this drunk thot to his house where he killed her and hid her under the sofa. He stole 500HKD from the body to buy a chainsaw.
Second Kill
So three months later a cashier got on his shankmobile in like 5am probs goin to work and this nigga while drivin kills the girl probs did a little cock play and chops her up and disposes her body in the mountains of Happy Valley. Ironic the name eh?
Third Kill
So okay he is like: "I killed two girls already, I use the blood for lube. Maybe more?" So he goes around killing this other chick that went on his cab in 4am (works as a cleaning lady so they work early) and does bascially the same thing with this chick like chainsawing her, taking pictures for homework in the toilet you know what I mean...
Deathmatch
Last kill of the Grand Rape Auto game. LEUNG WAI SUM AGED FUCKING 17 STUDENT. He went full Jimmy Savile and getting this 17 year old girl in Tsim Sha Tsui, taking her to Happy Valley mountainside and killing her there. But this was the only victim he fucked and apparently ate a bit of her colon you know just for memorabilia. Anyway she wasn't chainsawed and was left there. The body could stil be there god knows.
Stats
Chan Fung-lan, body found in Sha Tin into nicely diced pieces.
Chan Wan-kit, Leung Sau-wan and Leung Wai-sum. Bodies found nicely diced in rice bags in the Happy Valley Hillside.
Also
Fun Fact! He kept the organs in Jars in his house! Also, there were fifteen bodies pictured but only four were identified!
Retardation
He could've gotten away with it but since iPhones didn't exist he had to send the pictures to a Kodiak Shop to get developed. Retard didn't realize that the manager could and did tell the police of this shit and then the po po just arrested him.
So then he was given death sentence but then never died because the police were pussies so is now still alive till this day.
Release
The po po (circa 2017) are considering to release him. Aged 63 (2018)
High Score
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| Kill count: | 15/20 (4 identified) |
| Accuracy: | 20/20 Stab, Munch, Cut, Jar |
| Style: | 20/20 Texas Chainsaw Massacre, GTA, Lure |
| Butthurt: | 18/20 Hong Kong's Best Serial Killer |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Being Released, Unfound Bodies, Chainsaw |
| Total score: 93/100 (A) | |
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See Also
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Lam Kor Wan is related to a series on AZNS. | [Herrow] |
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Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon |
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| Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
| Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
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Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |
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