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==External Links==
==External Links==
*[Plebbit|https://old.reddit.com/user/xalvador_1748/] – He made a lot of posts and comments about Mega Slayers.
*[[Plebbit|https://old.reddit.com/user/xalvador_1748/]] – He made a lot of posts and comments about Mega Slayers.
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Revision as of 17:36, 16 March 2025

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.


Hayden Jagst
Nationality: Americunt  
Highscore Killed 1
Top 50? Fuck no
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? Arrested


Hayden Jagst(a.k.a Carnifex879 or HunterxHunter78) is an 18 year old AmeriKKKan weeb pervert who thought shooting up a psych-clinic would be funny, however he absolutely fucking failed, only scoring one frag- his father. After over 9000 posts on a Columbine forum and a DeviantArt filled with foot porn, and realizing he can't ever compete with his heroes Eric and Dylan, he went apeshit and JFK'd his cop dad with a 22. hornet rifle, instead of using his AR-15 (Which was taken off him, by his mother, presumably after fear of him committing a mass shooting). After disposing of his father, the little faggot attempted to make like a black man and hit the road, but unlike a nigger, he gave up peacefully towards the pigs, and now is getting bumsex'd in prison for the rest of his life. He was also a sexual deviant attracted to the feet of female celebrities such as Billie Eilish and Emma Watson, and clarified to me that he was a hebephile, NOT a pedophile, since that is so much better than being a pedo. He wageslaved at a local McDonalds for several months for whatever reason and he made comments on based subreddits such as r/MensRights and r/Incelswithouthate. I mean,what do you expect, the dude literally looks like your average incel /poltard. What a waste of a shooter.

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Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 1/20 Bodycount less than William Atchison
Accuracy: 2/20 Shot his ZOGbot dad but did fuck all after that
Style: 5/20 Took his dad out when he was sleeping
Butthurt: 1/20 People only gave a shit about him since he was a member on the columbine forum
Bonus:
Total Score: 8/100 (G)
Hope you like Bubba's feet
See full ranking


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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop


Hayden Jagst is part of a series on Are You Ready? [GAME OVERInsert Coin] Go!
Hayden Jagst is part of a series on Dying Alone

[DeadCry yourself to sleep]

Hayden Jagst is part of a series on Psychopaths
[It rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose againOpen the box]
Spree/One-time Killers:

Aaron AlexisAdam LanzaAlex HribalAlyssa BustamanteAnthony WarnerAudrey HaleBruce Jeffrey PardoCasey AnthonyCho Seung-HuiDevin Patrick KelleyDylan KleboldDylann Storm RoofEric HarrisGerry McCannJames HolmesJared Lee LoughnerJason RodriguezJeff WeiseJiverly Voong Joe StackJosef FritzlLaaiti EkenstéenMark EssexMartin BryantMatthew de GroodMatthew MurrayMatti SaariMaurice ClemmonsNicholas ProsperPekka-Eric AuvinenPeter ScullyRaoul MoatRichard SpeckRobert HawkinsStephen PaddockTim KretschmerTimothy HendronTJ LaneTyler PetersonWade Michael PageWoo Bum-kon

Career/Serial Killers:

Academy ManiacsAdolf HitlerCharles MansonChris BenoitDnepropetrovsk ManiacsDubyaJack the RipperJeffrey DahmerMao ZedongRichard "The Iceman" KuklinskiTed Bundy

Terrorists:

Al QaedaAnders Behring BreivikAnderson Lee AldrichAnton Lundin PetterssonDzhokhar TsarnaevElliot RodgerGeorge SodiniManiacs Murder CultMark EssexNidal Malik HasanOsama bin LadenTamerlan TsarnaevTed Kaczynski

See also:

Antisocial personality disorderJewsMurderParanoid personality disorderPittsburgh Paint JobPolice BrutalitySick fuck