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'''Nautica Thaddeus Furches Malone''' was a horny black guy who performed a drive-by [[masturbation]] at a [[Hooters|bikini coffee place]] in [[Arizona]] and | [[file:goonicide1.jpeg|thumb|<center>Even in his final moments, he was still true to the goon. o7</center>]] | ||
[[File:Golden iPod 2025.jpg|thumb|2025 winnar of our [[Golden iPod]].]] | |||
'''Nautica Thaddeus Furches Malone''' was a horny black guy who didn't have the spare change for an inner city, Port-A-Potty [[Whore|prostitute]] and decided that it would be better if he performed a drive-by [[masturbation]] at a [[Hooters|bikini coffee place]] obviously named '''Bikini Beans''', in [[Arizona]]. | |||
After realizing that he seriously fucked up when the Barista working at the coffee shop ''Cruely'' realized that justice would be better served by posting the video that she made of Malone only wearing a hoodie and [[Masturbate|rubbing the bark off of his tree]] on the [[Internets]], | |||
Malone decided that it would make more sense to be known by his friends, family, neighbors and his children's classmates as that [[Sick fuck]] that was caught playing pocket pool in his car and [[An hero]]ed because the world was rightfully laughing at him. It was 3 days after the video went viral that Nautica Malone chose to part his hair with a .38 in an empty parking lot in Goodyear, Arizone. | |||
The embaressment and shame made him incable of doing what most rational people that felt the itch and had to scratch it in public would do. Most would change their name, move to a new city, in a new country that doesn't have the internet such as a jungle village in the deepest [[Heart]] of [[Africa]]. [[France]] would have made for another good hiding place because those ''Frogs'' lack the discipline to not give into their primal urges and will [[Fuck]] or take a shit on populated streets as people watch. | |||
Evolutionary biologists like to refer to the French as the [[Nigger|White Monkey]] because of their smaller brains and lack of self-control when compared to superior races like those decended from [[Nazi|Germanic people]] and Scandanavians. Having 90% monkey DNA, because he had to misfortune of being born black, Malone would have fit right in. | |||
Nautica has been nicknamed the '''''Goonlord''''' by his fans and became a martyr to [[gooners]] everywhere. | |||
<center><big>'''''He is goon but not forgotten.'''''</big></center> | |||
This event which occurred on January 8th, [[2025]], has been referred to as the ''"Drive-Thru Goonicide"'' as it is generally agreed upon by his family and fans that those Bikini Bitches and their perky [[Breasts|tits]] were the ones that drove Malone to suicide when it was decided to [[Shaming|Wank Shame]] him by posting the video of him ''taming the beast'' on the internet because he [[An hero]]ed a mere 3 days later on January 11, [[2025]]. | |||
==The Gooneral== | ==The Gooneral== | ||
On January 26, his admirers decided to host his gooneral (portmanteau of "gooner" and "funeral") outside of the location where he became internet famous. | |||
[[File:RIP Goonlord.jpg|center|450px]] | |||
On January 26, his admirers decided to host his gooneral (a portmanteau of "gooner" and "funeral") outside of the location where he became internet famous in the hopes of shaming the coffee shop's employees by accusing them of purposely causing the death of a sensitive, 27-year-old public Masturbater that still had his whole life ahead of him that would most likely end with him happily ''sitting on a park bench, wearing an oxygen mask and trying to get his [[Penis|Meat Sword]] hard enough so he can ''Punch The Clown'' to all the [[Loli|Little Girls]] (1). | |||
Malone's '''''Gooneral''''' was advertised by his fans with a poster that read, ''"Nautica Malone was a kind-hearted individual and a beloved fellow gooner, whose memory will be celebrated and never forgotten,"'' as an attempt to normalize Malone's action of showing his worm to the Barista | |||
Police reports claim that [[Pornography]] was being shown at this event designed to celebrate Nautica Malone's act of defiance against Sexual Mores, Norms and Morality. Fearing that a 2nd event of ''making the fireman spit'' might occur, but this time with a large number of people, police shut down the ''Gooners'' wake 20 minutes after it had started. | |||
In classic evasion and avoiding the fact that Malone had an Imaginary Lover that he liked to take out for coffee, his family described him in his obituary as a devoted husband, a good father and a man that was faithful to his job, pretending that he wasn't some kind of [[School|School Yard]] pervert that plays with himsflf under a trench coat. | |||
Bikini Beans, on the other hand, gave generic condolences and reminded the public that the ''Goonlord'' chose to commit a disgusting crime that should be done in the privacy of his bathroom with the [[Bra|Victoria's Secret]] website opened up on his smart phone rather then in his car and at one of their locations for everyone to see. Bikini Beans went on to reiterate the fact that they are commited to providing a psychologically safe and healthy work enviroment for their wannabe, will never make it as a [[Hugh Hefner|Playboy Bunny]] girls that are only valued for their driver's [[Breasts|airbags]]. | |||
Like most [[Nigger|Black People]], Nautica's mother blames the Barista for Nautica's death and demands that she be brought to justice. Like the majority of blacks, the second an attorney offers free representaion and the promise of a big settelment for half of the awarded damages, we will have another frivolous lawsuit clogging up our courts. | |||
== Nautica Malone's Suicide Note == | |||
''"I apologize. I love you queen. I made a mistake and I don’t think I’ll be able to face you and the babies. I don’t know why I drove though like that. My mental has been f****d up. I am not a monster. I apologize and I love you forever ♥️♥️ if I am in critical condition please pull the plug. To all my family and friends I love you and I’m so sorry. I love my kids and family. Please forgive me."'' | |||
== And The Libtards Weigh In == | |||
[[File:Nautica Malone song.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>They're even writing songs about him</center>]] | |||
[[File:Bikini-Beans-Logo1.png|thumb|right|260px|<center>More evil than Starbucks</center>]] | |||
[[File:Victim of goonicide.jpeg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Dem bikini beaches made him kill himself</center>]] | |||
Your over educated, sensitive and [[Woke]] [[Liberal|Libtards]] that you will always find safely hiding themselves away in the rafters of university offices are claiming that the Barista's posting of the Malone video acts as evidence of how diseased our society has become because we are not embracing the ideas that [[Transgender]] males are real women, adults should be allowed to have [[Sex]] with 11-year-old children or that we all have a [[Fursona]] locked deep inside us and the only way that society will ever improve depends on how quickly we can gather ourselves to form a giant furpile and yiff our brains out. | |||
Our great intellects trying to brainwash susceptible students claim that this foul and [[Satan|Evil]] behavior of wanting to see someone humiliated on the internet has been unconsciously taught to us by the [[Republican|Conservative]] mindset that teaches that a person must face the harshest punishment for any indiscretion. They also complain that this conservative demand for Draconian punishment is reinforced by the wading through hours and hours of nutshots, depantsings or school bus fight videos that are posted with the humilation of a person in mind. Most often, when given with an opportunity to post a video as scandalous as that of the ''Goonlord's,'' the person with the video will lose all sense of their identity and fall into a group think that has them thinking like a [[Chris-chan|Christorian]] Zombie and believe that it must be done because they have lost all sense of themselves to the one huge, internet entity that spends very little time thinking about how posting such a video might hurt the feelings of the person recorded or affect that person's self respect because it has become almost reflexive, a [[Psychology|Skinner Box Mentality]] that has trained [[You|people]] to become addicted to receiving the intangible reward of receiving [[Twitter|Social Media Likes]]. | |||
Much like [[Hitler|Godwin's Law]] that states that the longer an idiotic discussion lasts, the more likely it is that Hitler and Nazis will be used in some way by the [[Stupid|Dumb-ass]] that can't seem to gain ground because they lack real knowledge in the subject and rely only on pamphlets that are handed out on [[School|College Capuses]]. Just as easily predictable as Godwin's law and retarded LGBTQIA+ half humans protesting for [[Islam]], Orwell and the [[Internet Watch Foundation|Orwellian State]] is being brought up to defend ''The Lord Of Wank'' by using the over used and weak sauce argument that the internet and the uploading of humiliating videos serve as a societal control and these Modern Psychologists suggest that, to fight against such internet dictatorship, a woman should have to watch a [[Nigger|Black Man]] polish his knob and do nothing, or record the act on their phone as proof of it, but rather watch him until he cums and cheer him on while he strokes away. | |||
As expected, your [[California|West Coast]] psychologists and philosophers argue, predictably, that Malone was a sick in his pubic hair covered head [[Nigger|Black Man]]. That it was [[Pr0n|Porn]] addiction and these same scenaries that are written about in magazines and shown in pornographic movies and clips that made him go zoo monkey, pull his [[Penis|dick]] and mimic what he had seen or read about countless times. | |||
They claim that he was a mentally ill man, suffering from the effects of porn addiction and should have been given a ''[[Asperger's Syndrome|Get Out Of Jail Free Card]]'' because the availability of porn on the internet caused his social retardation and led to his moral lapse of judgement. | |||
Psychologists that promote cuddling therapy say that Malone should be held tightly, in the lap of a [[Faggot|Sissy]], Sesame Street authority figure and be allowed to suck on his and your thumb while being allowed to fap all he wants, wherever he wants and not be tried by the public jury because he did no wrong. West Coast, [[Marijuana|pot]] smoking therapists that want to feed their patients [[Ecstasy]] while they talk about the bare bottom spankings that they got from their [[Your Mom|Mothers]] claim that this idea for complete and total vengeance, along with the idea that it should be dished out with a public punishment comes from our Puritan and Victorian age ideas on crime and punishment that have been seeded deep into our minds and collective souls by maniac presidents, that always have their finger on the big [[Nuclear War|Nuke]] button waiting to push it such as [[The Donald| Our God Emperor Trump]]. | |||
These eggheads that are always begging for [[Government]] grants and write their papers based on how the politician that gave them the [[Money|Free Money]] thinks, say that this is what drives people to post these awful videos. | |||
And vengeance, they say, is what this Barista was after. Your [[Mensa]] group of geniuses that have no real world [[Job|experiance]] claim that because that this Barista, that probably has more [[Breasts|Boobs]] than brains, never revealed her name and acted [[Anonymous|Anonymously]], is all the proof that they need to show her desire to seek punishment through the use of public humilation. By remaining anonymous, our alleged top 2% have said that the Barista saw herself as an [[Dead|Executioner]] that gets to hide under a grotesque, iron mask and can [[Lulz|laugh her ass off]] as she pulls the lever that drops the condemned on the gallows without no one noticing her smile. | |||
And laugh, they say, is exactly what the Barista is doing without regret because she wielded the power to destroy a [[Men|Man's life]] life and doesn't want to go public and plead, like a begger, for society's forgiveness. | |||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Bubba Copeland]] | * [[Bubba Copeland]] | ||
*[[Elliot Rodger]] | |||
*[[George Floyd]] | * [[Elliot Rodger]] | ||
*[[NEVER GOON]] | |||
*[[Thug Hunters]] | * [[George Floyd]] | ||
* [[Golden iPod]] | |||
* [[Masturbate]] | |||
* [[NEVER GOON]] | |||
* [[No Nut November]] | |||
* [[Porn]] | |||
* [[Suicide]] | |||
* [[Thug Hunters]] | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*[https://www.complex.com/life/a/markelibert/man-pants-down-coffee-shop-drive-thru-viral-video-dies-suicide ''Arizona Man Dies by Suicide After Backlash to Video of Him With Pants Down at Café Drive-Thru''] | *[https://www.complex.com/life/a/markelibert/man-pants-down-coffee-shop-drive-thru-viral-video-dies-suicide ''Arizona Man Dies by Suicide After Backlash to Video of Him With Pants Down at Café Drive-Thru''] | ||
*[https://www.complex.com/life/a/backwoodsaltar/goonlord-nautica-malone-vigil-goonicide ''Vigil Held for ‘Goonlord’ Who Died by Suicide After Exposing Himself at Bikini Cafe Drive-Thru''] | *[https://www.complex.com/life/a/backwoodsaltar/goonlord-nautica-malone-vigil-goonicide ''Vigil Held for ‘Goonlord’ Who Died by Suicide After Exposing Himself at Bikini Cafe Drive-Thru''] | ||
* [https://youtu.be/N4zPu3ISCGs?si=rpDtgBt_8y717hmi (1) We borrowed from the song '''''Aqualong''''' by Jethro Tull] so we decided to play it safe and credit Ian Anderson and Jennie Franks so that we wont be accused of [[Plagiarism]] like [[Nick Simmons]] | |||
*{{KYM|memes/drive-thru-goonicide|Drive-Thru Goonicide}} | *{{KYM|memes/drive-thru-goonicide|Drive-Thru Goonicide}} | ||
*{{KYM|memes/events/the-gooneral|The Gooneral}} | *{{KYM|memes/events/the-gooneral|The Gooneral}} | ||
*{{KYM|memes/i-cant-goon|I Can't Goon}} | *{{KYM|memes/i-cant-goon|I Can't Goon}} | ||
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{{Dying Alone}} | |||
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Nautica Thaddeus Furches Malone was a horny black guy who didn't have the spare change for an inner city, Port-A-Potty prostitute and decided that it would be better if he performed a drive-by masturbation at a bikini coffee place obviously named Bikini Beans, in Arizona.
After realizing that he seriously fucked up when the Barista working at the coffee shop Cruely realized that justice would be better served by posting the video that she made of Malone only wearing a hoodie and rubbing the bark off of his tree on the Internets, Malone decided that it would make more sense to be known by his friends, family, neighbors and his children's classmates as that Sick fuck that was caught playing pocket pool in his car and An heroed because the world was rightfully laughing at him. It was 3 days after the video went viral that Nautica Malone chose to part his hair with a .38 in an empty parking lot in Goodyear, Arizone.
The embaressment and shame made him incable of doing what most rational people that felt the itch and had to scratch it in public would do. Most would change their name, move to a new city, in a new country that doesn't have the internet such as a jungle village in the deepest Heart of Africa. France would have made for another good hiding place because those Frogs lack the discipline to not give into their primal urges and will Fuck or take a shit on populated streets as people watch.
Evolutionary biologists like to refer to the French as the White Monkey because of their smaller brains and lack of self-control when compared to superior races like those decended from Germanic people and Scandanavians. Having 90% monkey DNA, because he had to misfortune of being born black, Malone would have fit right in.
Nautica has been nicknamed the Goonlord by his fans and became a martyr to gooners everywhere.
This event which occurred on January 8th, 2025, has been referred to as the "Drive-Thru Goonicide" as it is generally agreed upon by his family and fans that those Bikini Bitches and their perky tits were the ones that drove Malone to suicide when it was decided to Wank Shame him by posting the video of him taming the beast on the internet because he An heroed a mere 3 days later on January 11, 2025.
The Gooneral
On January 26, his admirers decided to host his gooneral (a portmanteau of "gooner" and "funeral") outside of the location where he became internet famous in the hopes of shaming the coffee shop's employees by accusing them of purposely causing the death of a sensitive, 27-year-old public Masturbater that still had his whole life ahead of him that would most likely end with him happily sitting on a park bench, wearing an oxygen mask and trying to get his Meat Sword hard enough so he can Punch The Clown to all the Little Girls (1).
Malone's Gooneral was advertised by his fans with a poster that read, "Nautica Malone was a kind-hearted individual and a beloved fellow gooner, whose memory will be celebrated and never forgotten," as an attempt to normalize Malone's action of showing his worm to the Barista
Police reports claim that Pornography was being shown at this event designed to celebrate Nautica Malone's act of defiance against Sexual Mores, Norms and Morality. Fearing that a 2nd event of making the fireman spit might occur, but this time with a large number of people, police shut down the Gooners wake 20 minutes after it had started.
In classic evasion and avoiding the fact that Malone had an Imaginary Lover that he liked to take out for coffee, his family described him in his obituary as a devoted husband, a good father and a man that was faithful to his job, pretending that he wasn't some kind of School Yard pervert that plays with himsflf under a trench coat.
Bikini Beans, on the other hand, gave generic condolences and reminded the public that the Goonlord chose to commit a disgusting crime that should be done in the privacy of his bathroom with the Victoria's Secret website opened up on his smart phone rather then in his car and at one of their locations for everyone to see. Bikini Beans went on to reiterate the fact that they are commited to providing a psychologically safe and healthy work enviroment for their wannabe, will never make it as a Playboy Bunny girls that are only valued for their driver's airbags.
Like most Black People, Nautica's mother blames the Barista for Nautica's death and demands that she be brought to justice. Like the majority of blacks, the second an attorney offers free representaion and the promise of a big settelment for half of the awarded damages, we will have another frivolous lawsuit clogging up our courts.
Nautica Malone's Suicide Note
"I apologize. I love you queen. I made a mistake and I don’t think I’ll be able to face you and the babies. I don’t know why I drove though like that. My mental has been f****d up. I am not a monster. I apologize and I love you forever ♥️♥️ if I am in critical condition please pull the plug. To all my family and friends I love you and I’m so sorry. I love my kids and family. Please forgive me."
And The Libtards Weigh In
Your over educated, sensitive and Woke Libtards that you will always find safely hiding themselves away in the rafters of university offices are claiming that the Barista's posting of the Malone video acts as evidence of how diseased our society has become because we are not embracing the ideas that Transgender males are real women, adults should be allowed to have Sex with 11-year-old children or that we all have a Fursona locked deep inside us and the only way that society will ever improve depends on how quickly we can gather ourselves to form a giant furpile and yiff our brains out.
Our great intellects trying to brainwash susceptible students claim that this foul and Evil behavior of wanting to see someone humiliated on the internet has been unconsciously taught to us by the Conservative mindset that teaches that a person must face the harshest punishment for any indiscretion. They also complain that this conservative demand for Draconian punishment is reinforced by the wading through hours and hours of nutshots, depantsings or school bus fight videos that are posted with the humilation of a person in mind. Most often, when given with an opportunity to post a video as scandalous as that of the Goonlord's, the person with the video will lose all sense of their identity and fall into a group think that has them thinking like a Christorian Zombie and believe that it must be done because they have lost all sense of themselves to the one huge, internet entity that spends very little time thinking about how posting such a video might hurt the feelings of the person recorded or affect that person's self respect because it has become almost reflexive, a Skinner Box Mentality that has trained people to become addicted to receiving the intangible reward of receiving Social Media Likes.
Much like Godwin's Law that states that the longer an idiotic discussion lasts, the more likely it is that Hitler and Nazis will be used in some way by the Dumb-ass that can't seem to gain ground because they lack real knowledge in the subject and rely only on pamphlets that are handed out on College Capuses. Just as easily predictable as Godwin's law and retarded LGBTQIA+ half humans protesting for Islam, Orwell and the Orwellian State is being brought up to defend The Lord Of Wank by using the over used and weak sauce argument that the internet and the uploading of humiliating videos serve as a societal control and these Modern Psychologists suggest that, to fight against such internet dictatorship, a woman should have to watch a Black Man polish his knob and do nothing, or record the act on their phone as proof of it, but rather watch him until he cums and cheer him on while he strokes away.
As expected, your West Coast psychologists and philosophers argue, predictably, that Malone was a sick in his pubic hair covered head Black Man. That it was Porn addiction and these same scenaries that are written about in magazines and shown in pornographic movies and clips that made him go zoo monkey, pull his dick and mimic what he had seen or read about countless times.
They claim that he was a mentally ill man, suffering from the effects of porn addiction and should have been given a Get Out Of Jail Free Card because the availability of porn on the internet caused his social retardation and led to his moral lapse of judgement.
Psychologists that promote cuddling therapy say that Malone should be held tightly, in the lap of a Sissy, Sesame Street authority figure and be allowed to suck on his and your thumb while being allowed to fap all he wants, wherever he wants and not be tried by the public jury because he did no wrong. West Coast, pot smoking therapists that want to feed their patients Ecstasy while they talk about the bare bottom spankings that they got from their Mothers claim that this idea for complete and total vengeance, along with the idea that it should be dished out with a public punishment comes from our Puritan and Victorian age ideas on crime and punishment that have been seeded deep into our minds and collective souls by maniac presidents, that always have their finger on the big Nuke button waiting to push it such as Our God Emperor Trump.
These eggheads that are always begging for Government grants and write their papers based on how the politician that gave them the Free Money thinks, say that this is what drives people to post these awful videos.
And vengeance, they say, is what this Barista was after. Your Mensa group of geniuses that have no real world experiance claim that because that this Barista, that probably has more Boobs than brains, never revealed her name and acted Anonymously, is all the proof that they need to show her desire to seek punishment through the use of public humilation. By remaining anonymous, our alleged top 2% have said that the Barista saw herself as an Executioner that gets to hide under a grotesque, iron mask and can laugh her ass off as she pulls the lever that drops the condemned on the gallows without no one noticing her smile.
And laugh, they say, is exactly what the Barista is doing without regret because she wielded the power to destroy a Man's life life and doesn't want to go public and plead, like a begger, for society's forgiveness.
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2Pac ♠ 345rv5 ♠ Aaron Alexis ♠ Abner Louima ♠ Adria Richards ♠ Afro-chan ♠ Afro Ninja ♠ Afroduck ♠ Ainsley Harriott ♠ Al Sharpton ♠ Alison Floyd ♠ Alvin Greene ♠ Amanda Kijera ♠ AmericanDad86 ♠ AnimatedJames ♠ Antoine Dodson ♠ Axel Muganwa Rudakubana ♠ Bags of Money ♠ BANGS ♠ Barack Hussein Obama ♠ Barry Bonds ♠ Bernie Mac ♠ Beyoncé Knowles ♠ Bill Clinton ♠ Bill Cosby ♠ Black Diligent ♠ BLACK_MAN ♠ Black Panther ♠ BLACKB0ND ♠ BLACKbusterCritic ♠ Blackwashing ♠ Blue-Six ♠ Bomani Armah ♠ Brandon Phillips ♠ Brenda Williams ♠ Breonna Taylor ♠ Bryce Williams ♠ Bubba ♠ C-NOTE ♠ CandyJunkie ♠ Canibus ♠ Cardi B ♠ Carlton ♠ Casey Brezik ♠ Caster Semenya ♠ Charles Ramsey ♠ Charlie Check'm ♠ Cheyenne Cherry ♠ China Guy ♠ Chris Brown ♠ Chris Dorner ♠ Clay Claymore ♠ Cobanermani456 ♠ Colin Ferguson ♠ ComedyShortsGamer ♠ Condoleezza Rice ♠ Cosmo Setepenra ♠ CRoadwarrior ♠ Culexor ♠ Cynthia McKinney ♠ Cyntoia Brown ♠ DaBaby ♠ Dangerman ♠ Darrell Brooks ♠ Dave Chappelle ♠ David Wu-Kapauw ♠ Dcigs ♠ Dead nigger baby ♠ Deborrah Cooper ♠ Decarlos Brown ♠ Demcad ♠ DeWayne Craddock ♠ DJBPlaythroughs ♠ Dr. Laura Schlessnigger ♠ Dramasetter ♠ EDP445 ♠ Etika ♠ Fat Larry's Band ♠ FCU777 ♠ Frank James ♠ Fresh Prince ♠ Freddie Gray ♠ Future the rapper ♠ G-Zay ♠ Gary Coleman ♠ Gazi Kodzo ♠ General Butt Naked ♠ George Floyd ♠ H2O ♠ Happy Negro ♠ Herman Cain ♠ Isaac Hayes ♠ IShowSpeed ♠ Ismaaiyl Brinsley ♠ Jada ♠ Jaden Smith ♠ James Watson ♠ Jay Bundy ♠ Jena Six ♠ Jeremiah True ♠ Jesse Jackson ♠ JinuSenpai ♠ Jkid ♠ Jordan Neely ♠ Joseph Kony ♠ Jussie Smollett ♠ Kamala Harris ♠ Kamala Harris (prostitute) ♠ Kanye West ♠ Kerney Thomas ♠ KingMasterReview ♠ Kobe Bryant ♠ Korryn Gaines ♠ KSI ♠ Latarian Milton ♠ Lee Rigby ♠ Liam Mango ♠ Lil B ♠ Linda Carty ♠ Loud Nigra ♠ Lowti3rgod ♠ M0M0ko ♠ MadThad0890 ♠ MajelaZeZeDiamond ♠ Malcolm X ♠ Malik Obama ♠ Marcellus Williams ♠ Mark Essex ♠ Martin Luther King, Jr. ♠ Martin Ssempa ♠ Marvin Morvan and Alex Teniola ♠ Mary Alice Altorfer ♠ Maurice Clemmons ♠ Maxine Waters ♠ MC Ride ♠ Meek Mill ♠ Megan Thee Stallion ♠ Micah Dawson ♠ Micah Johnson ♠ Michael Arega ♠ Michael Jackson ♠ Mike Tyson ♠ Mikese Morse ♠ Mintah ♠ Miss Landmine ♠ Monica Foster ♠ Mr.A.T.AndreiThomas ♠ Mr Pregnant ♠ Mr. T ♠ Muteba Kidiaba ♠ Mychal Bell ♠ Nautica Malone ♠ NawlinWiki ♠ Nelson Mandela ♠ Nicki Minaj ♠ Nigger Pig ♠ Nocturnus Libertus ♠ Ntokozo Qwabe ♠ Rick Ross ♠ OFWGKTA ♠ OG Loc ♠ OJ Simpson ♠ Old Spice Guy ♠ Oliver Hart ♠ Omarosa ♠ Oprah Winfrey ♠ Orlando Harris ♠ P Diddy ♠ Professor Kuhtoons ♠ Purple Aki ♠ Queen Kong ♠ R. Kelly ♠ Rachel Dolezal ♠ Raven Williams ♠ Reverend X ♠ Rick James ♠ Robert Butler Jr. ♠ Rocky Lockridge ♠ Ron Mexico ♠ Rosa Parks ♠ Royce da 5'9" ♠ Rucas ♠ Rudy Eugene ♠ Sandro L Jean ♠ SapphyDracases ♠ Senator Barack Hussein Obama ♠ Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar ♠ Shane Devon Tamura ♠ Shaun King ♠ Sheneequa ♠ Silentó ♠ Solomon Henderson ♠ Sonicfox ♠ SonicStrife ♠ Soulja Boy ♠ Starlaglam ♠ Steve Hodder-Watt ♠ Steve Stephens ♠ SubToDavidland ♠ Sweet Brown ♠ T-Pain ♠ Tacgnol ♠ Tarisai Vushe ♠ Tariq Nasheed ♠ Tawana Brawley ♠ Tay Zonday ♠ Tedius Zanarukando ♠ ThatKidDouglas ♠ The Black Sentinel ♠ The Booty Warrior ♠ The Central Park Five ♠ The Crackhead ♠ The Online Gamer ♠ The Trashman ♠ TheAdviseShow ♠ Therese Patricia Okoumou ♠ TheSuperRobotSoujaOG ♠ Tiger Woods ♠ Tommy Sotomayor ♠ Tony Eveready ♠ Tony48219 ♠ Tookie Williams ♠ Trayvon Martin ♠ Trevor Noah ♠ Twomad ♠ Tyler Lumar ♠ Tyra Banks ♠ Tyra Patterson ♠ UnMaskingTheTruth ♠ ValisHD ♠ Verbal Ase ♠ Viper ♠ Waluigis-girl ♠ Will Smith ♠ William Unek ♠ Wrong Location Nigger ♠ Xiao-Feng-Fury ♠ XXXTentacion ♠ Yasuke ♠ Zwarte Piet | |
| Parlance |
Are You Serious? ♠ BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD ♠ Bix Nood ♠ Brraa pap pap pap ♠ BOOYA! ♠ Dat Ass ♠ DINDUNUFFIN ♠ Ebonics ♠ ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT ♠ First World Problems ♠ Flea Market Montgomery ♠ Fuck The Police ♠ George Bush doesn't care about black people ♠ Hack is Wack! ♠ Happy Negro ♠ I Go Chop Your Dollar ♠ Imma Let You Finish ♠ IM PRESSIN CHARGES ♠ Niggers tongue my anus ♠ Not racist ♠ Read a Book ♠ Scrub Me Mama With A Boogie Beat ♠ Sittin On Tha Toilet ♠ Smell yo dick ♠ Thanks Obama ♠ The Boondocks ♠ These Cuffs ♠ WHOO ♠ You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack | |
| Pastimes |
365Black.com ♠ 419 Nigerian Email Scams ♠ Basketball ♠ Blackbird ♠ Booty Shaking ♠ Chikins ♠ Chimpout ♠ Conspiracy theories ♠ Dogo Nahawa Massacre ♠ Dolemite ♠ FUBU ♠ Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas ♠ Hypebeast ♠ Jenkem ♠ KFC Double Down ♠ Kool-Aid ♠ Linux for Niggers ♠ Nigga Know Technology ♠ Police Abolition ♠ Pool's Closed ♠ Racism ♠ Rap ♠ Rape ♠ Riots ♠ Soulja Boy Tellem Chat ♠ Street takeover ♠ Swag ♠ The Black Sentinel ♠ The Great Black Dick Hoax (see also Niggerdick and Niggercock) ♠ Twitter ♠ Ubuntu ♠ Voodoo ♠ Vuvuzela ♠ Watermelonz ♠ Will Smith slaps Chris Rock ♠ Worldstar Hiphop | |
| Past |
BLACK FACE contempo ♠ Lynching ♠ NO NIGGERS ♠ Rwandan Genocide ♠ Slavery (see also Nigger Manual) ♠ Vintage Black Americana | |
| Present |
ADOS ♠ AIDS ♠ All The Niggers Are Dead ♠ Black People Love Us! ♠ Chocolate Rain ♠ Computer Science III ♠ Culexor ♠ Gay Nigger Association of America ♠ ISWAP ♠ Kwanzaa ♠ NAACP ♠ P.A. Palace ♠ Sheeeit ♠ There are no niggers on the Internet ♠ Unemployment ♠ and Welfare | |
| Enemies |
A. Wyatt Mann ♠ Azn ♠ Buck Breakers ♠ Cops ♠ Chimpmania ♠ Don Imus ♠ Dylann Storm Roof ♠ Ebola virus ♠ Employment ♠ Epic Beard Man ♠ Graykat ♠ Illuminati ♠ James Watson ♠ Johnny Rebel ♠ Justine Sacco ♠ Kramer ♠ Ku Klux Klan ♠ Moonman ♠ Payton Gendron ♠ Popobawa ♠ Permit Patty ♠ Racism ♠ Ray Tensing ♠ Ryan Palmeter ♠ Shiloh Hendrix ♠ Shitskin Plantation ♠ Spics ♠ Stormfront ♠ The BLM Killer ♠ Total Nigger Death ♠ W ♠ White people |
| Featured article January 6 & 7 2026 | ||
| Preceded by Serial Experiments Lain |
Nautica Malone | Succeeded by Freedom of speech |