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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Hayden Jagst'''</big>}} | {{Ibhead|<big>'''Hayden Jagst'''</big>}} | ||
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{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1}} | ||
Top 50?''' | | {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?''' |Fuck no}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}} | {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Fail|Arrested]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Fail|Arrested]]}} | ||
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Hayden Jagst(a.k.a Carnifex879 or HunterxHunter78) is an 18 year old AmeriKKKan weeb pervert who thought shooting up a psych-clinic would be funny, however he absolutely fucking failed, only scoring one frag- his father. After [[over 9000]] posts on a Columbine forum and a DeviantArt filled with foot porn, and realizing he can't ever compete with his heroes [[Eric and Dylan]], he went apeshit and JFK'd his dad with a [[Gun|22 | '''Hayden Jagst''' (a.k.a. '''Carnifex879''' or '''HunterxHunter78''') is an 18-year-old AmeriKKKan weeb pervert who thought shooting up a psych-clinic would be funny, however he absolutely fucking failed, only scoring one frag- his father. After [[over 9000]] posts on a Columbine forum and a DeviantArt filled with foot porn, and realizing he can't ever compete with his heroes [[Eric and Dylan]], he went apeshit and JFK'd his cop dad with a [[Gun|.22 hornet rifle]], instead of using his AR-15 (Which was taken off him, by his mother, presumably after fear of him committing a mass shooting). After disposing of his father, the little faggot attempted to make like a [[OJ Simpson|black man]] and hit the road, but unlike a nigger, he gave up peacefully towards the pigs, and now is getting bumsex'd in prison for the rest of his life. He was also a sexual deviant attracted to the feet of female celebrities such as Billie Eilish and Emma Watson, and clarified to me that he was a hebephile, NOT a pedophile, since that is so much better than being a pedo. He wageslaved at a local McDonald's for several months for whatever reason and he made comments on based subreddits such as r/MensRights and r/Incelswithouthate. I mean, what do you expect, the dude literally looks like your average incel /pol/tard. What a waste of a shooter. | ||
What a waste of a shooter. | |||
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File:Hello.jpg|Jagst's anus as of now. | |||
File:Haydenfdsf.jpg | |||
File:Edward Jagst.jpg|N00B PWNT | |||
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==Score== | |||
{{GradedScore|1|[[Epic Fail|Bodycount less than]] [[William Atchison]]|2|Shot his [[Cops|ZOGbot]] dad but did fuck all after that|5|Took his dad out when he was sleeping|1|People only gave a shit about him since he was a member on the columbine forum|-1|Not even mentioned on the [[High Score]] leaderboard|8|G|Hope you like Bubba's feet}} | |||
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{{Wanted|1}} | |||
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==External Links== | |||
*{{reddituser|xalvador_1748}} – He made a lot of posts and comments about Mega Slayers. | |||
*{{Deviantart|hunterxhunter78}} – He favorited over two thousand feet pics. | |||
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{{High Scores}} | |||
{{Dying Alone}} | {{Dying Alone}} | ||
{{Psychopaths}} | {{Psychopaths}} | ||
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[[Category:People]] | |||
Latest revision as of 23:04, 19 March 2025
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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| Hayden Jagst | |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 1 |
| Top 50? | Fuck no |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Arrested |
Hayden Jagst (a.k.a. Carnifex879 or HunterxHunter78) is an 18-year-old AmeriKKKan weeb pervert who thought shooting up a psych-clinic would be funny, however he absolutely fucking failed, only scoring one frag- his father. After over 9000 posts on a Columbine forum and a DeviantArt filled with foot porn, and realizing he can't ever compete with his heroes Eric and Dylan, he went apeshit and JFK'd his cop dad with a .22 hornet rifle, instead of using his AR-15 (Which was taken off him, by his mother, presumably after fear of him committing a mass shooting). After disposing of his father, the little faggot attempted to make like a black man and hit the road, but unlike a nigger, he gave up peacefully towards the pigs, and now is getting bumsex'd in prison for the rest of his life. He was also a sexual deviant attracted to the feet of female celebrities such as Billie Eilish and Emma Watson, and clarified to me that he was a hebephile, NOT a pedophile, since that is so much better than being a pedo. He wageslaved at a local McDonald's for several months for whatever reason and he made comments on based subreddits such as r/MensRights and r/Incelswithouthate. I mean, what do you expect, the dude literally looks like your average incel /pol/tard. What a waste of a shooter.
Gallery
Score
| Kill count: | 1/20 Bodycount less than William Atchison |
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| Accuracy: | 2/20 Shot his ZOGbot dad but did fuck all after that |
| Style: | 5/20 Took his dad out when he was sleeping |
| Butthurt: | 1/20 People only gave a shit about him since he was a member on the columbine forum |
| Bonus: | |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
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External Links
xalvador_1748 (Archive 1, 2) – He made a lot of posts and comments about Mega Slayers.
hunterxhunter78 – He favorited over two thousand feet pics.
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