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Parasocial Syndrome
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STEP THE FUCK OFF! Parasocial Syndrome looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.
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These people have Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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Parasocial Syndrome sufferers are yet more suicidal freaks who wont shut the fuck up about their waifus. You can help these people by reminding them that killing themselves will go horribly wrong and they will possibly end up in the abyss instead of fucking their waifus. |
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| Parasocial Syndrome | |
| Active | June 8, 2017 - The heat death of the universe |
| Nationality: | Global 
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| Occupation | Various |
| Highscore | Killed 14, injured 9 |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | An Hero + optional FPS DLC) |
| An Hero? | No (Nicholas) Yes (everyone else) |
| Motive | Autistic hyperfixation on their waifus |
People suffering from Parasocial Syndrome a.k.a. Randy Stair Syndrome take things to the next level. Instead of worshipping their waifus, they go out of their way to kill themselves, sometimes bringing others down with them, hoping they will have sex with their favorite fictional characters due to being biologically incapable of touching a female.
Tranny Phantom
Moar info: Randy Stair.
On June 8, 2017, a tranny named Randy Stair⚧ shot up the supermarket he worked at and an hero'd, hoping to be reincarnated as a ghost girl. This happened because he was obsessed with Ember McLain from Danny Phantom to the point of creating a group of edgy recolors of her called "Ember's Ghost Squad", effectively cementing him as the Chris Chan of mass shooters. He is best known for being one of the first notable individuals with parasocial syndrome, hence why the disease is sometimes referred to as Randy Stair syndrome.
The Original Dokiposter
On February 4, 2018, some edgy kid named Ben Walmsley hanged himself and his parents thought that Doki Doki Literature Club groomed him into doing so.
Dokiposter Part 2
On February 28, 2018, not even a month after the incident above, Rok Jakopović Potz killed himself for the same reason.
The OG Brony Killer
Moar info: Brandon Hole.
On April 15, 2021, a brony named Brandon Hole shot up the FedEx he worked at and an hero'd. Right before the shooting, he made one final Facebook post saying "I hope that I can be with Applejack in the afterlife, my life has no meaning without her. If there’s no afterlife and she isn’t real then my life never mattered anyway."
Pedophiles Never Prosper
Moar info: Nicholas Prosper.
On September 13, 2024, a mutt named Nicholas Prosper
was tired of people killing NPCs in front of his loli waifu Clementine from The Walking Dead, so he decided to murder his actual IRL family for Clementine. Oh, the irony.
Sayo-nara
Moar info: Desmond Holly.
On September 10, 2025, a Columbiner named Desmond Holly
shot up his school, killing no one and injuring two before an heroing. He had a Sayori sticker on his gun, making him the first DDLC-related suicide to try to take other people with him.
High Scores
| RANK | PLAYER | CONFIRMED KILLS | INJURED | AN HERO | YEAR | STYLE | |
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| 1 | 
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Brandon Hole | 8 | 7 | Y | 2021 | FPS |
| 2 |
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Randy Stair | 3 | 0 | Y | 2017 | FPS |
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Nicholas Prosper | 3 | 0 | N | 2024 | FPS |
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Desmond Holly | 0 | 2 | Y | 2025 | FPS |
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Ben Walmsley | 0 | 0 | Y | 2018 | An Hero |
| 6 | 
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Rok Jakopović Potz | 0 | 0 | Y | 2018 | An Hero |
See Also
- Other murderous losers
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Mental illness & Disorders |
Acrotomophilia • Addiction • Agoraphobia • Alcoholism • Alexis Pilkington Syndrome • Alzheimer's • Anorexia • Antisocial personality disorder • Anthropophobia • Anxiety • ADD • ADHD • Asperger's Syndrome • Autism • Bimbofication • Bipolar • Borderline personality disorder • Bug Chasing • Bulimia • Cognitive dissonance • Deep thinker • Depression • Dick Impalement • Down's Syndrome • Dyslexia • Eating disorder • Factitious disorder • Fake Schizophrenia • Fauxlimia • Feminism • Gender dysphoria • Girl on the Internet Syndrome • Heterophobia • Hero Complex • HFA • Histrionic Personality Disorder • Hutchence's Syndrome • Hyperbolimia • Inadequacy • Inconsistent personality disorder • Insanity • Liberal Butthurt Syndrome • Liberalism • Low Self-esteem • 'Missing White Woman' Syndrome • Multiple personality disorder • Napoleon Complex • Narcissistic personality disorder • Neurotypical • Obsessive Compulsive Disorder • Paranoia • Paranoid personality disorder • Peter Pan Syndrome • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder • Psychopathy • Pyromania • Retardation • Schizophrenia • Seasonal Affective Disorder • Self-diagnosis • Self Injury • Sexsomnia • Sickfuckery • Sociopathy • Social anxiety disorder • Special Snowflake Syndrome • Terminological percipience disorder • Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome • Tulpa • Unrealistic expectations • Victim complex |
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| Fetishes: |
Acrotomophilia • Aquaphilia • Arborphilia • Audiophilia • Autogynephilia • Balloon Fetish • Bestiality • Carmen Electra complex • Cross Dressing • Dollfilia • Emetophilia • Emosexuality • Eproctophilia • Fatty Fetish (Female Fat Admirer) • Fetishism • Foot Fetish • Furniture Porn • Furrism • Goo girl • Guro • Heterophilia • Homophilia • Inflation Fetish • Japanophilia • Jungle Fever • Lesbian pedophilia • Lotion Play • Macrophilia • Maiesiophilia • Mechanophilia • Mpreg • Necrophilia • Objectophilia • Oedipial Complex • Paraphilia • Pedophilia • Plushophilia • Pregnant Loli • Pregnophilia • Quicksand Fetish • Rangerphilia • Spectrophilia • Statuephilia • Trichophilia • Voraphilia • Wet and Messy Fetishism • Wetlook • Xenophilia • Yellow fever • Zoophilia | |
| E-Psychosis: |
Chronic Troll Syndrome • Deletionism • E-go • E-Psychiatrist • E-Psychiatry • ETD • Hivemind • I-Dosing • I have a 140 IQ • IRC Disease • Imaginary girlfriend • Internet Disease & Internet Disease Chart • Internet poverty delusions • Internet Rehab • Internet troll personality disorder • Mega ultra super genius • Nerdy Fandom Gateway Theory • Sex by association • Lulz-Blindness • Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Diseases | |
| Experiments: |
ask.fm • Brainwashing • Hypnosis • Milgram Experiment • Scientology • Stanford Prison Experiment • The Hivemind Corollary | |
| Sites: |
Above Top Secret • B/ • Bodies Under Siege • CYOC • Chatroulette • Defense Industries Organization • Deeker • FoolQuest.com • InkBunny • Neuticles.com • Psyke.org • WarpMyMind.com | |
| See also: |
American Psychiatric Association • Anger • ASMR • Child abuse • Conscience • Dreams • DSM • Elan School • Enlightenment • Intelligence • Lobotomy • Mary Bell • Psychiatristy • Serial Killers • Take the meat bridge • The Law of Conformity • Trigger Warning |
