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Nick Fuentes
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| Nick Fuentes | |
| Born: | August 18th, 1998 |
| Real Name: | Nicholas Joseph Fuentes |
| Height: | 5'1" |
| Residency: | Illinois |
| Nationality: | American 
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| Sexuality: | Bisexual Pedophile |
| Occupation: | E-Begging |
Nicholas Joseph Fuentes"†" (Also known as Nick The Spic) is a spic homo christfag who is best known for being the leader of the “America First Movement”. He is also known for using the fans of his show, who are either known as Groypers or Nickers, as his own personal army, who usually IRL brigade anybody that Nick disagrees with.
He has often been the subject of controversy among internet right-wing circles due to him constantly (ironically) hinting at the idea of being a homosexual, such as (ironically) liking femboy thigh pics on Twitter, (ironically) going on a date with someone who is known to date trannies, and (ironically) having a catboy chat in his now-deleted discord server (did we mention it was ironic?)
Background
Born to a half-Mexican father (who most likely diddled him as a child), Nick began his political career on Twitter by trying to befriend every right wing bodybuilder for totally non-sexual reasons, making totally ironic catboy jokes in group chats and totally absolutely ironically confessing to some of those said bodybuilders that he's gay. The next stage of his political career was attending the Richard Spencer wet dream that was the 2017 Charlottesville rally, after which he was fired from his job and doxxed. Due to this, he dropped out of college and moved back in with his parents and sister, which is where he lives to this day (An address he constantly denies to live at, despite him claiming he gets "death threats" in the mailbox).
so that makes it OK.His political "career" mostly consists of self-hosted livestreams of him talking about his wet fantasies with catboys and other such forms of shotacon-inspired fetishes. (Don't worry guys, it's tooootally ironic!) He was also notable for constantly going on Twitter and liking trannies' thigh pics. (Ok, maybe half-ironic.) He also constantly gets into beef with lefty YouTubers, such as William "ContraPoints" Parrott and Vaush, as he seems to think that'll somehow make him more popular on the internet. Look mom, I'm winning arguments with trannies online!!
—Nick, being an (ironic) groomer. | ||
In 2018, after a reading out a superchat donation which included a Holocaust related joke (which makes for, quite possibly, the only time he's been remotely edgy), he was bombarded with tons of Jewish media talking about what an evil alt-right racist sexist Nazi this mixed-race faggot was. After getting his YouTube channel suspended in early 2020, he moved to other platforms, including bitwave and Telegram.
The Groyper Wars
During October of 2019, Fuentes tried (and failed) to organize his rallies of autists into what he called "the groyper wars", which just consisted of getting his followers to shit up comment sections on videos about (((Charlie Kirk))) and (((Ben Shapiro))). Activism, amirite? He also got Ben to read out that one innocent cookie-related question as a very original and funny joke.
Nick's Catboy Fetish
In late 2020, Nicky went on a livestreamed date with Tor "CatboyKami" Brookes, an Australian crossdresser whose sense of humor consists of screeching shit about niggers on livestreams. Of course, this was tooootally ironic guys, so PLEASE don't get any weird ideas.
This ironic meetup seemed to draw a lot of controversy within the alt-right, as many people seemed to use it as proof of Nick's and Tor's homosexuality, but daddy Fuentes "debunked" that on an America First episode where he (unrelatedly) is blushing and stuttering the whole time.
On top of all that, Nick even had a channel dedicated to catboys on the now deleted America first Discord server. But remember, IT'S ALL IRONIC!
Nick Gets on an FBI Watchlist
When 2021 came around, he decided it would be a good idea to go to the Capitol riots (which, surprise surprise, mostly just consisted of boomers standing around doing nothing while wearing QAnon merch). He was suspended from Twitter and Instagram shortly after (which he claimed was due to the ADL pestering le admins to delete him for le racisms). He has since tried to sidestep these bans via creating the accounts "@raper6000" and "@bossbabyincel", respectively. Later on, he defended Matt "Epstein" Gaetz, a Republican politician accused of raping a 17-year-old girl, and claimed that it would've all been OK had he just married her beforehand.
After being banned from CPAC (an annual zionist convention held in Texas), he decided to host his own event across the street from it, where he invited hoards of underaged male teenagers to watch shitty zoomer bloomer doomer coomer troomer based tradcath tradwife groyper femboy edits. One of the attendees was Alejandro "LatinoZoomer" Velasquez Gomez, a self-identified spic (and not-so-self-identified simp for e-girls) who tried getting people from his discord server to look for birth records near his date of birth because he was convinced that his parents had kidnapped him as a baby (not a joke). Nick also tried to ruin the life of Movement CEO Patrick Casey for saying that it was a bad idea to go to another retard rally that will likely be crawling full of federal informants. Patrick Casey has since remained a respectable Political Commentator while Nick Fuentes has become irrelevant and lost all good will due to simping for known pedophiles and associating with Wigger retards like Ethan Ralph and The Weekly Sweat.
Nick Admits Being a Bitter Incel
In late 2021, Nick admits having no romantic relationship with women in an interview with Sydney Watson. Furthermore, Nick says women should have rights as much as Afghanis Women's rights and wants a Taliban-style movement to exist in America.
A few days after the interview, Nick proceeds to host several spaces on Twitter only to get banned again. Different from his usual ban, All of Nick's Gay followers aka Groypers also got banned even the ones who never or rarely interact with him. This led to Groypers' mass exodus to Gab.
FELTED!
After 2021 passed away and 2022 came, Nick has been hit by several dramas and hit pieces. The first one is by Louis Theroux. Louis Theroux came to shoot a documentary with Nick and his sycophants to expose the retardation of AF. The documentary has become a disaster for Nick but it's just the tip of the iceberg.
Nick has become friends with Ethan Ralph and gives him a platform to stream. Ethan has recently DMCA'd several for making fun of him. This has led many streamers to complain about his behavior. Rather than condemning Ethan, Nick decided to defend his gross action as based. Metokur, who is dying of cancer, calls out Nick's behavior. Nick doesn't accept what Metokur says and challenges him to a debate. However, Metokur is able to humiliate Nick in the debate.
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After being BTFO'd by Metokur, Nick came into disbelief and coped by pretending he actually won the debate just like his master. Later, Jaden, his BF, just got a girlfriend and started distancing him. Nick is suddenly enraged with the fact that Jaden lost his virginity and starts hunting his cum with blacklights. Jaden soon retires from AF and lives a happy life with his gf rather than being stuck in the Incel Catboy Death Cult. Jaden soon exposes this fact in Kino Casino along with another ex-AF who escaped the cult, Simon.
Doxxing
Following the advent of Trump's courageous victory in 2024, Fuentes first uttered his victory chant: "Your body, my choice!" on Twitter/x. Unhinged feminist whores didn't ignore it like the cheap, obvious rage bait that it was, and instead larped around on Twitter/Bluesky/Facebook/whatever their preferred social media addiction is acting like internet tough gals about it. Feeling almost raped by those magic words, they decided to pull out their own little magic trick: doxxing him; something that Fuentes is still massively butthurt about to this day.
Pepper spray incident
On November 10th, a fugly feminist vegan jewess clad in tacky clothing and obnoxious political pins named Marla Rose and her friend decided to show up to Nick's place to teach him a lesson about making mean jokes on the internet. Marla Stood at his front door stalking and berating him, recording it all on her phone for internet points. Eventually Nick had enough of this whale's harrowing ululations. Nick opened his door, pepper sprayed her in the face, then took her phone, pimp slapped her to the ground and finally turned her body into his choice. Marla is pressing charges of battery over this event.
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Assassination attempt
Moar info: John R. Lyons.
It was a cold December night on the 18th, when John R. Lyons decided to kill 3 people before escaping to say hello to Nick Fuentes. He rang his doorbell and called out for him with his weapons clearly visible. Nick called the pigs and when they showed up John made a run for it, forcing his way into a nearby house and killing an additional two dogs before running out into the yard where he died after provoking a shoot out with the police. In the end, Lyons achieved nothing except for getting a really lame high score and giving Nick's claims of people wanting to kill him validity. Nick blamed his attempted assassination on his recent doxxation and is set to relocate to a new house.
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See Also
- IRL Groyper
- Neo-con
- QAnon
- CatboyKami - the faggots boyfriend
- Mexico
- Le 56% Face
External links
Nick's Twitter accountBALEETED!!!Oh wait! Elon just gives your account back. WELCOME BACK, NICK!JUST KIDDING LOLOLOLOLOLOL (
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Whatever, go check this KiwiFarms thread for Nick's future twitter update instead
Nick's Instagram
- Long time no see on Instagram, Nick
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