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{{ibrow|'''Name'''|Nathaniel Lucas<br>siegepilled.zoomer (alias)<br>}} | |||
{{ibrow|'''Born'''| July 8, 2011 ({{age|2011|7|8}} years old)}} | |||
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{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | |||
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{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Lie|Christianity]]{{Christian}} (formerly)<br>[[Judaism]]{{Jew}}}} | |||
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'''Siegepilled | '''Siegepilled Zoomer'''{{Nazi}} {{jew}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Nathaniel Lucas'''), born July 8th, 2011, is a [[13-year-old boy|{{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old]] Nazi [[Larpers|LARPer]], faggot, mulatto, [[Gay porn|femboy porn]] addict, future mass shooter, future [[Pedo|baby raper]], and [[Basement dweller|terminally online]] loser who lives at his parents' house in Bridgeport, Connecticut and attends Read Public School. He will | ||
likely live with his parents until he either [[An hero|kills himself]], gets killed by the pigs while poorly trying to replicate [[Brenton Tarrant]], [[Foreshadowing|goes to prison]], or [[Shit that will never happen|gets a job, moves out, and lives a normal life]]. | likely live with his parents until he either [[An hero|kills himself]], gets killed by the pigs while poorly trying to replicate [[Brenton Tarrant]], [[Foreshadowing|goes to prison]], or [[Shit that will never happen|gets a job, moves out, and lives a normal life]]. | ||
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== The Closet is Opened == | == The Closet is Opened == | ||
In early June of 2024, four [[pretty cool guy]]s (if you're reading this, you know who you are) sent the fag a virus link disguised as a shitty Christchurch [[Video game|game]] | In early June of 2024, four [[pretty cool guy]]s (if you're reading this, you know who you are) sent the fag a virus link disguised as a shitty Christchurch [[Video game|game]]. Eager to play, he clicked on it, only to get hacked like a [[retard]], giving them access to his personal information, search history, files, and Discord messages, unleashing a Pandora's box of his [[sick fuck]]ery. They then proceeded to collect screenshots of Nathaniel's faggotry and compile it into the short video seen below. | ||
[[File:Siegepilledfaggot.mov.mov|center]] | [[File:Siegepilledfaggot.mov.mov|center]] | ||
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*[[Roblox]] porn | *[[Roblox]] porn | ||
*[[School shooters]] | *[[School shooters]] | ||
*[[BLACKED]] | *[[BLACKED]] porn | ||
===What Nathaniel is not turned on by=== | ===What Nathaniel is not turned on by=== | ||
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Following a long, energizing 2 hours of sleep, our protagonist arose from his piss-drenched bed and once again wrenched out a fake smile. Nate then proceeded to masturbate for the first of many times that day. After fingering his cat and once again failing to scrape the crusty brown splooge off of his keyboard, Nate turned on his 'puter to begin his daily session of using the internet for 18 hours straight with no piss or shit breaks. Upon opening Discord and Twitter, our hero realized that he had been doxed and hacked, and that everyone can now see how much of a deranged faggot he really is. | Following a long, energizing 2 hours of sleep, our protagonist arose from his piss-drenched bed and once again wrenched out a fake smile. Nate then proceeded to masturbate for the first of many times that day. After fingering his cat and once again failing to scrape the crusty brown splooge off of his keyboard, Nate turned on his 'puter to begin his daily session of using the internet for 18 hours straight with no piss or shit breaks. Upon opening Discord and Twitter, our hero realized that he had been doxed and hacked, and that everyone can now see how much of a deranged faggot he really is. | ||
He then did the only thing his spergy {{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old brain could think of: threaten to kill his whole family, shoot up his school, and [[And nothing of value was lost|finally fucking kill himself]]. However, we won't be able to see this lulzfest, as | He then did the only thing his spergy {{age|2011|7|8}}-year-old brain could think of: threaten to kill his whole family, shoot up his school, and [[And nothing of value was lost|finally fucking kill himself]]. However, we won't be able to see this lulzfest, as Nate's story ends with him getting [[Party Van|v&]]{{sauce}} and probably getting raped by [[Bubba|Bubba]] as we speak, and either way he doesn't even have guns in his house. But even if he did, he'd be too much of a pussy to [[Do it faggot|do it]]. | ||
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File:siegepilled_timur.jpg|Nate cosplaying [[Timur Bekmansurov]]. | File:siegepilled_timur.jpg|Nate cosplaying [[Timur Bekmansurov]]. | ||
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File:siegepilled_BLEACHED.jpg|Take it mulatto boy. | File:siegepilled_BLEACHED.jpg|Take it mulatto boy. | ||
File:siege_rape.gif|What he is experiencing right now. | File:siege_rape.gif|What he is experiencing right now. | ||
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*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - One of this fag's idols. | *[[Brenton Tarrant]] - One of this fag's idols. | ||
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Another one of this fag's idols. | *[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Another one of this fag's idols. | ||
*[[Payton Gendron]] - Furfag who shot up a grocery store | *[[Payton Gendron]] - Furfag who shot up a grocery store whom Siege creamed over. | ||
*[[Adam Lanza]] - A more successful Connecticut resident. | |||
*[[Le 56% Face]] - A toast to our mulatto boy. | |||
*[[Discord]] | *[[Discord]] | ||
*[[Faggot]] | *[[Faggot]] | ||
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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
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| Name | Nathaniel Lucas siegepilled.zoomer (alias) |
| Born | July 8, 2011 (13 years old) |
| Gender | Male |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Residence | Bridgeport, Connecticut, Jewnited States of Americunts |
| Religion | Christianity† (formerly) Judaism✡ |
Siegepilled Zoomer卐 ✡ (Powerword: Nathaniel Lucas), born July 8th, 2011, is a 13-year-old Nazi LARPer, faggot, mulatto, femboy porn addict, future mass shooter, future baby raper, and terminally online loser who lives at his parents' house in Bridgeport, Connecticut and attends Read Public School. He will
likely live with his parents until he either kills himself, gets killed by the pigs while poorly trying to replicate Brenton Tarrant, goes to prison, or gets a job, moves out, and lives a normal life.
Internet Activity
Since Nate has no friends IRL and gets bullied at school, he developed a horrific case of too-much-internet syndrome™. Don't give yourself a hard time for not knowing what his username means, only 15 people worldwide have even heard the term "siegepilled". "Siegepilled" is when a person has become inspired to commit a lone wolf attack on their enemies (in this case niggers, mudslimes, kikes, and fags). The siege pill has been shown to be universal, and can be ingested by people of all ethnicities, genders, sexes, religions, economic backgrounds, political beliefs, etc. His faggotry online includes the following (and much more): beating the everloving fuck out of his tiny, unwashed pecker while watching femboy/tranny porn, making mediocre edits/memes of Nazi mass shooters, and posting said edits on ChinkTok, Trooncord, and Twatter. He gained a surprisingly large following of similar neglected 13-year-old faggots on TikTok. He also hangs out with his other faggot Nazi friends (if you're reading this, you know who you are) on Discord, talking about 69ing each other and doing it doggy style and asking for advice on how to stop his femboy porn addiction. Totally normal stuff for your average 13-year-old! Nateyboy has also joked numerous times about shooting up his school or a mosque.
The Closet is Opened
In early June of 2024, four pretty cool guys (if you're reading this, you know who you are) sent the fag a virus link disguised as a shitty Christchurch game. Eager to play, he clicked on it, only to get hacked like a retard, giving them access to his personal information, search history, files, and Discord messages, unleashing a Pandora's box of his sick fuckery. They then proceeded to collect screenshots of Nathaniel's faggotry and compile it into the short video seen below.
Some things Nathaniel is turned on by
- Gay sex
- Trannies
- The streamer Jellybean
- Feet
- Furry porn
- Babies
- Five Nights at Freddy's characters
- Jewish femboys
- Serbian femboys
- Chinks
- Roblox porn
- School shooters
- BLACKED porn
What Nathaniel is not turned on by
- Anyone over the age of 12
- Straight sex
- Having to go outside
- Socializing and being with his family
The Chimpout
Following a long, energizing 2 hours of sleep, our protagonist arose from his piss-drenched bed and once again wrenched out a fake smile. Nate then proceeded to masturbate for the first of many times that day. After fingering his cat and once again failing to scrape the crusty brown splooge off of his keyboard, Nate turned on his 'puter to begin his daily session of using the internet for 18 hours straight with no piss or shit breaks. Upon opening Discord and Twitter, our hero realized that he had been doxed and hacked, and that everyone can now see how much of a deranged faggot he really is.
He then did the only thing his spergy 13-year-old brain could think of: threaten to kill his whole family, shoot up his school, and finally fucking kill himself. However, we won't be able to see this lulzfest, as Nate's story ends with him getting v&[sauce plz!?!1!] and probably getting raped by Bubba as we speak, and either way he doesn't even have guns in his house. But even if he did, he'd be too much of a pussy to do it.
Gallery
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Take it mulatto boy. -
What he is experiencing right now.
See Also
- Hugo Jackson - Who he may end up being like (if even) and his biggest idol.
- Brenton Tarrant - One of this fag's idols.
- Timur Bekmansurov - Another one of this fag's idols.
- Payton Gendron - Furfag who shot up a grocery store whom Siege creamed over.
- Adam Lanza - A more successful Connecticut resident.
- Le 56% Face - A toast to our mulatto boy.
- Discord
- Faggot
- Basement dweller
- 13-year-old boy
- Edgelord
External Links
siegepilled.zoomer - His JewTube channel that no one cares about.
siegepilled.zoomer - Make sure to leave nice comments on his profile :)- siegepilled.zoomer - His gay GoreSee page.
- siegepilled_zoomer - His Medal.tv page.
- siegepilledzoomer - His VidLii channel.
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