Dilbert

Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert, has passed away at 68...

Dilbert is a comic strip by pot-addled high-IQ puppeteer Scott Adams. The strip is highly successful because it attempts to satirize every possible scenario in the business world.

Dilbert is popular among cubicle dwellers because they can identify with being a worthless wage slave at the bottom rung of the corporate ladder. Ironically, they are worthless wage slaves at the bottom rung of the corporate ladder because they waste all their time reading Dilbert instead of advancing their careers by getting shit done, taking it up the ass from superiors and helping people in senior management bury dead hookers every now and then.

TV show

The TV show is still about the business world, therefore it is still unfunny. Trying to cash in on the success of Family Guy and Futurama, the show lacked the ability to make people laugh, as well as having an overly prominent musical score that sounded like it was orchestrated by a bunch of clowns with Down's Syndrome. The show's only redeeming quality was the diabolical Dogbert, who fucked with Dilbert all the time and frequently used humans as guinea pigs in his cash-grabbing scams.

The show got canceled after only 2 or 3 seasons and is now widely forgotten about, except by the faggots who thought it was funny in the first place.

What being a political cultist gets you.

Like all "content creators" nowadays, Clott Adams became a loudmouth political commentator around 2018.

Right, because every human really needs to broadcast every obnoxious opinion they have.

He wanted to impress the right-wing cult, thus causing the left-wing cult to hate his guts.

Alas, you should never attempt to join a cult if you do meet 100% of the requirements of being perceived as a standard issue member of said cult.

During COVID, Clott decided to shill for the (((vaccine))), thus causing the entire Right-wing cult to hate him and call him "Clott Adams" for the remainder of his life.

The boomer was later slain by a huge, circumcised dragon cock going up his prostate in January 2026.

NEVER join a political cult, kids!

No refunds, Clott!