Drake
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Aubrey Drake Graham
✡ is a 39-year-old "rapper" from the hellscape known as Toronto, Canæda. He is also known by his fans as The 6 God. However, you might know him as "that faggot from Degrassi who thinks he's a thug because he can "rap" and is also part black". Drake is also often the target of "Drake the type of nigga" memes, such as "Drake the type of nigga to get offended over an Encyclopedia Dramatica article made about him" (nobody says this). Nothing else is notable or interesting about him, which makes him perfect for his cattle audience who will listen to anything with a snare and kick drum.
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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
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WARNING: Niggers, Jews,bad news! |
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| Drake | |
| Born | October 24, 1986 (39 years old) |
| Nationality | Canuck 
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| Ethnicity | Nigger kike |
| Gender | Male |
| Occupation | Rapper and Kiddie porn addict |
He came on the rap scene by ghost-writing for the equally annoying Lil Wayne, who forced Drake to join Diddy parties for a chance to make it big. After some successful mixtapes and boot-licking, Drake was able to be buttbuddies with other rappers like Future, Kanye West, and Jay-Z.
Drake was so close to these people that for whatever reason, rapper T.I.'s best friend pissed on Drake. What would Drake do about this? Absolutely nothing. Maybe Drake is more similar to R. Kelly then we imagined.
Whilst being a totally real gangbanging street rapper, he would grope a teenage girl on stage, and constantly send DMs to a young Millie Bobby Brown. All around very typical behavior of a Jew behind closed doors.
Other than teen girls, Drake would date singer and Chris Brown victim, Rihanna. Probably turned off by Drake's small circumcised cock, she would dump him for similarly boring rapper A$AP Rocky. Drake would never get over her though, and still makes love songs begging for her to come back to him. He truly is a Certified Lover Boy CERTIFIED PEDOPHILE!!!
Drake has a fragile ego, so when the pretentious Anthony Fantano scored his album a light one, Drake Internet Tough Guy'd Fantano in DMs and posted the results to his story as an epic own. Not realizing he looks like a complete retard.
Kendrick Slap-Fight
Being that he is an insufferable douchebag, Drake is no stranger to rap beefs. First with Meek Mill, which he won. Considering who it was against, not too challenging, but the next would be with his idol and everyone's favorite Nazi, Kanye West. Drake and Kanye used to be friends, with Drake even bowing down to him anytime they were on stage together. But after a supposed sneak-diss on Travis Scott's "Sick Mode", Kanye would have a meltdown on Xitter and block him. Ye won lol. The final and most notable L Drake has took besides losing to Kendrick would be his beef with Pusha T. Push exposed that Drake had a kid with a pornstar that he was neglecting. This later would later be verified by Drake himself.
Since August 2013, Kendrick Lamar and Drake have been in a rap feud that’s got more twists than a soap opera. Things really heated up in March 2024 when Lamar jumped onto Future and Metro Boomin's track "Like That." People quickly noticed it was a dig at Drake and J. Cole for their song First Person Shooter.
Drake didn’t take this hit to his very fragile ego lying down. Instead he fired back with "Push Ups" and the now-vanished "Taylor Made Freestyle." But Lamar wasn’t done yet; he hit back with "Euphoria" and "6:16 in LA." After "6:16 in LA," Drake dropped "Family Matters," where he made some serious accusations against Lamar, claiming he was mistreating his partner, Whitney Alford, and that one of Lamar’s kids might actually belong to his buddy, Dave Free.
Lamar responded with "Meet the Grahams," turning the heat up even more. He called Drake a sexual predator and claimed he ran a sex trafficking operation from his Toronto mansion, nicknamed the Embassy.
Then, on May 4, 2024, Kendrick surprised every white music nerd and communist nigger following the drama by dropping "Not Like Us," just a day after "Meet the Grahams." Considered by many, this would be the final blow in the drama.
As a result of all the pedophile claims made by Kendrick, Drake filed a LOLsuit, only to expose himself further as a certified pedophile by leaking certain incriminating details about himself. Ultimately, losing.
Videos
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Memes
Since Drake has been around for so long, he was bound to spawn numerous memes.
- Hotline Bling
- Drake Disapproval and Approval template
- AnitaMaxWynn - The best Drake meme
- W's in the schat
- Bro thinks he's part of the team
- God's Plan
- "I say uh"
- I am iceman
See Also
- Kendrick Lamar
- Lil Wayne
- Cuck
- XXXTentacion - It's thought that Drake sent out hitmen to kill X due to him losing a beef to him.
- Ice Spice - One of his whores.
- DJ Khaled
- Tyler, the Creator - Tyler brought Drake out on stage and he was booed off by Tyler's autistic fans.
- Meek Mill
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