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{{glow|'''[[Glownigger|Ryan Wesley Routh]]'''}} was another victim of {{glow|[[CIA]]}} experiments, like {{glow|[[Thomas Crooks|the guy who tried to assassinate Trump 2 months earlier]]}}. After {{glow|[[CIA|their]]}} previous Trump assassination attempt failed, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} thought "why not do it again?"; except this time it failed even harder than [[Thomas Crooks|their previous attempt]]. | {{glow|'''[[Glownigger|Ryan Wesley Routh]]'''}} was another victim of {{glow|[[CIA]]}} experiments, like {{glow|[[Thomas Crooks|the guy who tried to assassinate Trump 2 months earlier]]}}. After {{glow|[[CIA|their]]}} previous Trump assassination attempt failed, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} thought "why not do it again?"; except this time it failed even harder than [[Thomas Crooks|their previous attempt]]. | ||
Before being recruited by the {{glow|[[CIA]]}} to kill [[The Donald|our beloved God-Emperor]], he was an old-ass liberal obsessed with [[Ukraine|soon-to-be Russia]], participating in pro-Ukrainian protests in Kiev after Russia launched the Special Military Operation. | |||
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Revision as of 22:02, 16 September 2024
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STEP THE FUCK OFF! Ryan Routh looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.
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Conspiracy Alert The subject of this article is the victim of a massive conspiracy by the Social Mafia. You should trust noone and come to your own conclusions after careful consideration of the facts. |
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| Ryan Routh | |
| Born | February 18, 1966 (58 years old) |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 0, injured 0 |
| Top 50? | FUCK NO! |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No, v& |
Ryan Wesley Routh was another victim of CIA experiments, like the guy who tried to assassinate Trump 2 months earlier. After their previous Trump assassination attempt failed, they thought "why not do it again?"; except this time it failed even harder than their previous attempt.
Before being recruited by the CIA to kill our beloved God-Emperor, he was an old-ass liberal obsessed with soon-to-be Russia, participating in pro-Ukrainian protests in Kiev after Russia launched the Special Military Operation.
Day of the Stump
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| Kill count: | 0/20 Didn't even hit anyone unlike Tom Crooks |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 V& fast |
| Style: | 3/20 Assassin's Creed: Golf Hall Edition |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 Will likely be memory-holed fast unlike the previous CIA subject |
| Bonus: | 5/20 Two Trump assassination attempts over the course of 2 months |
Wanted Level:
SECRET SERVICE
See Also
- CIA - The people responsible for this whole mess.
- The Donald - Still unstumped 8 years later. U mad, libtards?
- Thomas Matthew Crooks - They actually tried the same 2 months earlier, to better results.
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Ryan Routh is part of a series on Visit the Truth Portal for complete coverage. |
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Ryan Routh is part of a series on Donald Trump. You're gonna love this article, believe me. |
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