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{{glow|'''[[Glownigger|Ryan Wesley Routh]]'''}} was another victim of {{glow|[[CIA]]}} experiments, like {{glow|[[Thomas Crooks|the guy who tried to assassinate Trump 2 months earlier]]}}. After {{glow|[[CIA|their]]}} previous Trump assassination attempt failed, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} thought "why not do it again?"; except this time it failed even harder than [[Thomas Crooks|their previous attempt]]. | {{glow|'''[[Glownigger|Ryan Wesley Routh]]'''}} was another victim of {{glow|[[CIA]]}} experiments, like {{glow|[[Thomas Crooks|the guy who tried to assassinate Trump 2 months earlier]]}}. After {{glow|[[CIA|their]]}} previous Trump assassination attempt failed, {{glow|[[CIA|they]]}} thought "why not do it again?"; except this time it failed even harder than [[Thomas Crooks|their previous attempt]]. | ||
Before being recruited by the {{glow|[[CIA]]}} to kill [[The Donald|our beloved God-Emperor]], he | ==Before the Day of the Stump== | ||
Before being recruited by the {{glow|[[CIA]]}} to kill [[The Donald|our beloved God-Emperor]], believe it or not he actually voted for our God-Emperor back in 2016; before changing his mind sometime before June 2020. Since 2019 almost all of his donations were towards Democrats. | |||
==Day of the Stump== | He had a criminal record before {{glow|[[CIA|his]]}} Trump assassination attempt, being arrested 8 times prior to the attempted stumping. One of these times in 2002 he hid for 3 hours in a construction facility in Greensboro and when he was caught, he had a machine gun. | ||
After changing his mind he became obsessed with [[Ukraine|soon-to-be Russia]]; even going to Kiev in an attempt to get recruited to the AFU to fight back against Russia's Special Military Operation. Unsurprisingly, he was rejected for his lack of military experience; but that didn't stop him as he tried to get multiple mercenaries recruited to fight against [[Reddit|LE EBIL RUZZIAN EMPIRE]][[!!1]] | |||
==The Day of the Stump== | |||
On September 15, 2024, Mr. Routh went to Trump National Golf Club where the God-Emperor was scheduled to give a speech equipped with both an AK-47 [[Irony|(a Russian weapon)]] and a GoPro he would use to record the assassination. When the Secret Service started shooting at him, he ran away in a Nissan BMW before being [[V&|captured]]. | |||
{{center|[[File:Ryan Routh bodycam.mp4|center|640px]]'''Ryan gets caught'''}} | |||
==Loadout== | ==Loadout== | ||
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*[[The Donald]] - Still unstumped 8 years later. U mad, libtards? | *[[The Donald]] - Still unstumped 8 years later. U mad, libtards? | ||
*{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - {{glow|[[CIA|They]]}} actually tried the same 2 months earlier, to better results. | *{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - {{glow|[[CIA|They]]}} actually tried the same 2 months earlier, to better results. | ||
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*[[File:WIKIPEDIA BOUNCING BALL ONLY.gif|20px]] '''[[Wikipedophiles]]''' | |||
**{{Wikilink|Ryan_Wesley_Routh|Ryan Wesley Routh}} | |||
**{{Wikilink|Trump_International_Golf_Club_shooting|Trump International Golf Club shooting}} | |||
{{truth}} | {{truth}} | ||
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Conspiracy Alert The subject of this article is the victim of a massive conspiracy by the Social Mafia. You should trust noone and come to your own conclusions after careful consideration of the facts. |
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| Born | February 18, 1966 (58 years old) |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 0, injured 0 |
| Top 50? | FUCK NO! |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No, v& |
Ryan Wesley Routh was another victim of CIA experiments, like the guy who tried to assassinate Trump 2 months earlier. After their previous Trump assassination attempt failed, they thought "why not do it again?"; except this time it failed even harder than their previous attempt.
Before the Day of the Stump
Before being recruited by the CIA to kill our beloved God-Emperor, believe it or not he actually voted for our God-Emperor back in 2016; before changing his mind sometime before June 2020. Since 2019 almost all of his donations were towards Democrats.
He had a criminal record before his Trump assassination attempt, being arrested 8 times prior to the attempted stumping. One of these times in 2002 he hid for 3 hours in a construction facility in Greensboro and when he was caught, he had a machine gun.
After changing his mind he became obsessed with soon-to-be Russia; even going to Kiev in an attempt to get recruited to the AFU to fight back against Russia's Special Military Operation. Unsurprisingly, he was rejected for his lack of military experience; but that didn't stop him as he tried to get multiple mercenaries recruited to fight against LE EBIL RUZZIAN EMPIRE!!1
The Day of the Stump
On September 15, 2024, Mr. Routh went to Trump National Golf Club where the God-Emperor was scheduled to give a speech equipped with both an AK-47 (a Russian weapon) and a GoPro he would use to record the assassination. When the Secret Service started shooting at him, he ran away in a Nissan BMW before being captured.
Loadout
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 Didn't even hit anyone unlike Tom Crooks |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 V& fast |
| Style: | 3/20 Assassin's Creed: Golf Hall Edition |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 Will likely be memory-holed fast unlike the previous CIA subject |
| Bonus: | 5/20 Two Trump assassination attempts over the course of 2 months |
Wanted Level:
SECRET SERVICE
See Also
- CIA - The people responsible for this whole mess.
- The Donald - Still unstumped 8 years later. U mad, libtards?
- Thomas Matthew Crooks - They actually tried the same 2 months earlier, to better results.
External Links
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