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<td style="color:#803e37;"><font size="3">{{PAGENAME}} are autistic [[mass shooting]] obsessed [[losers]] who won't shut the fuck up about the 51 kebabs. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a [[Mass shooter|disciple]] will go [[John Earnest|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Brenton]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Door Cuck]].</font></td></tr> | <td style="color:#803e37;"><font size="3">{{PAGENAME}} are autistic [[mass shooting]] obsessed [[Loser|losers]] who won't shut the fuck up about the [[Shit no one cares about|51 kebabs]]. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a [[Mass shooter|disciple]] will go [[John Earnest|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Brenton]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Door Cuck]].</font></td></tr> | ||
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== History == | == History == | ||
Our story obviously began when Lord Tarrant [[Epic Win|shot a bunch of sandniggers]] | Our story obviously began when Lord Tarrant [[Epic Win|shot a bunch of sandniggers]] on March 15, 2019, causing tons of [[butthurt]] from liberals and [[Muslims|invaders]]. However, since he livestreamed his act of heroism and posted a pretty [[based]] manifesto, this caused a bunch of retarded incels on /pol/ to eat that shit up. However, unlike [[Anders]] or [[Dylann Roof]], this guy in particular inspired dozens of wannabes. However, the first [[high score]] attempt was not by some autistic /pol/ lurker, but by a {{Wikilink|Utrecht_tram_shooting|Turkroach}} trying to avenge the 51 kebabs. | ||
===First Disciple of the Lord === | === First Disciple of the Lord === | ||
{{main|John Earnest}} | {{main|John Earnest}} | ||
[[File:EarnestSmile.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|The first faggot to throw his life away for an imageboard.]] | [[File:EarnestSmile.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|The first faggot to throw his life away for an imageboard.]] | ||
On April 27, 2019, a deformed mutant that called itself John Earnest shot up a [[ZOG]] outpost with a [[Retard|California compliant]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]]. Being the bacterial growth he is, he utterly fucked it up and only killed one Jewess and hurt 3 people before his gun jammed and he ran away like a coward and got [[v&]]. This, however, was foreshadowing what was to come. | On April 27, 2019, a deformed mutant that called itself '''John Earnest'''{{Christian}} shot up a [[ZOG]] outpost with a [[Retard|California compliant]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]]. Being the bacterial growth he is, he utterly fucked it up and only killed one Jewess and hurt 3 people before his gun jammed and he ran away like a coward and got [[v&]]. This, however, was foreshadowing what was to come. | ||
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=== A New Challenger Appears === | |||
{{main|Patrick Crusius}} | |||
[[File:Patrick Casius.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The only one competent enough to reach the top 50.]] | |||
On August 3, 2019, spics were targeted next when '''Patrick Crusius'''{{Nazi}} shot up a [[Walmart]] in [[Spic|El Paso,]] [[Texas]]. Unlike [[Forced meme|Little John]] here, Patrick managed to kill not one, not two, but [[Epic Win|23]] spics. Of course, the [[old media]] tried to blame this on [[The Donald|Orange Man]], but he stated in his manifesto that his beliefs predated Trump's campaign. He's also a [[Chud|very important figure in Sharty culture]]. | |||
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=== Attack of the Ancient Mudslime === | |||
{{main|Philip Manshaus}} | |||
[[File:Philipmbanka.jpg|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>mfw i got cucked by a 1000 year old sandnigger}}]] | |||
Just a week later, on August 10, 2019, a [[Norway|Bjork Bjork]] named '''Philip Manshaus'''{{Nazi}} decided to take action against the [[White Genocide|Great Replacement]] and killed his [[Azn]] stepsister with a [[.22 Long Rifle|.22 rifle]] before taking a [[furry|waterfowl shotgun]] and a [[Sebastian Bosse|1800s rifle]] and heading off to his local mosque in a [[Elon Musk|Nissan Leaf]]. When he arrived, he was ready to hunt for [[Muslims|invaders]], but he was suddenly attacked by the sands around him when they formed into an [[Lie|unstoppable sandnigger]] and he got [[raped]] by the Mudslime. After his faggotry, he was sentenced to [[Win|21 years in prison]] just like [[Justiciar Andersnordic]]. | |||
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===The Deadly Door=== | |||
{{main|Stephan Balliet}} | |||
[[File:AnonBalliet.mp4|100px|thumb|left|No one wants to be friends with you, loser.]] | |||
After 2 months, on October 9, 2019, a bald [[Germany|Kraut]] named '''Stephan Balliet'''{{Nazi}} launched an attack on his own [[ZOG]] outpost, and [[Epic win|managed to stream it successfully]]. However, there was a hidden obstacle. Our {{Strike|failure}} hero got stuck behind the most impenetrable thing in the world—a [[Lol|wooden door]]. After losing his duel (and shooting out his own tire lmao), in addition to [[fail|killing one of his own people]], he drove to a Turkroach kebab shop and tried to get some non-white kills. However, his autism caused him to fuck up again and kill another white person. He was later v&, but at least he managed to [[Anders|Sieg Heil in court]]. | |||
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== High Scores == | == High Scores == | ||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
* [[Brenton Tarrant]] | * [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Who they want to be. | ||
* [[Columbiner]] | * [[Columbiner]] - What at least half of these people are. | ||
* [[ | * [[Dying alone]] | ||
* [[Furfag]] - What all of these people are. | |||
{{Furfaggotry}} | |||
{{Brenton Tarrant}} | {{Brenton Tarrant}} | ||
{{Dying Alone}} | |||
{{High Scores}} | {{High Scores}} | ||
{{Nazis}} | {{Nazis}} | ||
{{Psychopaths}} | {{Psychopaths}} | ||
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Tarrantulas are autistic mass shooting obsessed losers who won't shut the fuck up about the 51 kebabs. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a disciple will go horribly wrong and that they will never be like Brenton but instead will likely be worse than Door Cuck. |
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| Active | March 15, 2019 - The heat death of the universe |
| Nationality: | Global 
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| Occupation | Various |
| Highscore | Killed 54, injured 63 |
| Top 50? | 25th (Patrick) No (everyone else) |
| Style | Carmageddon (Nathaniel) Hack'N'Slash (Hugo, Arda) FPS (everyone else) |
| An Hero? | Yes (Juraj, Ryan, Natalie) No (everyone else) |
| Motive | Various |
| Collective: | White supremacy, Antisemitism, Autism, Islamophobia, Christian identity (some), Atheism (some) |
| Individual: | Supreme Damsel, Obesity, Furfaggotry, Homosexuality, Gender dysphoria, Online bullying, Schizophrenia, Baldness |
Tarrantulas卐 (a.k.a. Tarrant kids and Tarrant clones) are the racist moralfag cousins of Columbiners who were groomed by glowniggers on Trooncord became enlightened to the word of Saint Tarrant. These creatures can be found in their swampy natural habitats of 4chan, Tumblr, and 8chan. Tarrantulas pose a large threat to the safety of everyone, especially to niggers, spics, kikes, Azns, white race traitors, and most notably, sandniggers. As of December 2024, Tarrantulas have killed a total of 54 people. These dozens of faggots have often barely been able to top one person. Despite the white supremacist nature of being a Tarrant kid, you can be a mudnigger-spic mix and still be one. The scores of Tarrantulas range from reaching the top 50 to not causing any damage whatsoever.
History
Our story obviously began when Lord Tarrant shot a bunch of sandniggers on March 15, 2019, causing tons of butthurt from liberals and invaders. However, since he livestreamed his act of heroism and posted a pretty based manifesto, this caused a bunch of retarded incels on /pol/ to eat that shit up. However, unlike Anders or Dylann Roof, this guy in particular inspired dozens of wannabes. However, the first high score attempt was not by some autistic /pol/ lurker, but by a 
Turkroach trying to avenge the 51 kebabs.
First Disciple of the Lord
Moar info: John Earnest.
On April 27, 2019, a deformed mutant that called itself John Earnest† shot up a ZOG outpost with a California compliant AR-15. Being the bacterial growth he is, he utterly fucked it up and only killed one Jewess and hurt 3 people before his gun jammed and he ran away like a coward and got v&. This, however, was foreshadowing what was to come.
A New Challenger Appears
Moar info: Patrick Crusius.
On August 3, 2019, spics were targeted next when Patrick Crusius卐 shot up a Walmart in El Paso, Texas. Unlike Little John here, Patrick managed to kill not one, not two, but 23 spics. Of course, the old media tried to blame this on Orange Man, but he stated in his manifesto that his beliefs predated Trump's campaign. He's also a very important figure in Sharty culture.
Attack of the Ancient Mudslime
Moar info: Philip Manshaus.
Just a week later, on August 10, 2019, a Bjork Bjork named Philip Manshaus卐 decided to take action against the Great Replacement and killed his Azn stepsister with a .22 rifle before taking a waterfowl shotgun and a 1800s rifle and heading off to his local mosque in a Nissan Leaf. When he arrived, he was ready to hunt for invaders, but he was suddenly attacked by the sands around him when they formed into an unstoppable sandnigger and he got raped by the Mudslime. After his faggotry, he was sentenced to 21 years in prison just like Justiciar Andersnordic.
The Deadly Door
Moar info: Stephan Balliet.
After 2 months, on October 9, 2019, a bald Kraut named Stephan Balliet卐 launched an attack on his own ZOG outpost, and managed to stream it successfully. However, there was a hidden obstacle. Our failure hero got stuck behind the most impenetrable thing in the world—a wooden door. After losing his duel (and shooting out his own tire lmao), in addition to killing one of his own people, he drove to a Turkroach kebab shop and tried to get some non-white kills. However, his autism caused him to fuck up again and kill another white person. He was later v&, but at least he managed to Sieg Heil in court.
High Scores
| RANK | PLAYER | CONFIRMED KILLS | INJURED | AN HERO | YEAR | COMMENTS | |
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Patrick Crusius | 23 | 22 | N | 2019 | The original chud shot up a Walmart, killing 23 spics. |
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Payton Gendron | 10 | 3 | N | 2022 | Horny autistic furfag drove to Buffalo, New York and engaged in deniggerization at a Tops Friendly Markets. |
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Anderson Lee Aldrich | 5 | 17 | N | 2022 | Non-binary faggot shot up a gay sex club in Colorado Springs because he was bullied online by this very site. |
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Nathaniel Veltman | 4 | 1 | N | 2021 | Christian fundamentalist and tranny ran over a family of Mudslimes after they misgendered her. |
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Ryan Palmeter | 3 | 0 | Y | 2023 | Fat fuck and Sharty user tried to pull a Gendron at a Dollar General but performed at the same level as Tranny Phantom (including the an hero). |
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Natalie Rupnow | 2 | 6 | Y | 2024 | The world's first militant femcel targeted her local Christian high school. Natalie, being a wimmin and therefore inferior in the world of high scores, only got 2 noobs and hurt 6 people before becoming an brave heroine. |
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Stephan Balliet | 2 | 2 | N | 2019 | Severely autistic ex-soldier desperately tried to shoot up a Jew nest but got cucked by an inanimate object. Ended up killing 2 of his own people. |
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Juraj Krajčík | 2 | 1 | Y | 2022 | Some depressed loser shot up a gay club and killed an enby and a bisexual before rage quitting God's world. |
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John Earnest | 1 | 3 | N | 2019 | As the first disciple of the father, he shot up a synagogue in San Diego and killed one Jew before running away and getting v&. |
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Philip Manshaus | 1 | 1 | N | 2019 | Only managed to kill his Azn stepsister before getting his ass handed to him by a 1000-year-old Mudslime. |
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Arda Küçükyetim | 0 | 5 | N | 2024 | Turkroach stabbed people near a mosque. Being the roach he is, he fucked it up and only got 5 injuries. However, he got 2 assists when he inspired Natalie Rupnow 4 months later. |
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Hugo Jackson | 0 | 1 | N | 2021 | Subhuman mixed race mutant who thought he was Aryan stabbed up his school. Was only v& for 2.5 years because he was such a failure. |
Symptoms
These are some common warning signs of being infected with Tarrantula poison.
- Addressing Muslims as kebabs
- Being a furry
- Being obsessed with John Earnest for some reason
- Being John Earnest
- Cutting your own nuts off
- Subscribing to PewDiePie
How to Troll a Tarrant Kid
- Remind them that their idol will be cast to Jahannam by Allah's will (Surah Al-Ma'idah 5:32).
- If they're non-white, tell them that if they met Brent IRL he'd shoot them in the face.
- Remind them that Brenton himself was a copycat of Anders, who actually went after the Islamizers.
- Tell them that they kill less people than Columbiners.
See Also
- Brenton Tarrant - Who they want to be.
- Columbiner - What at least half of these people are.
- Dying alone
- Furfag - What all of these people are.
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Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon |
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| Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
| Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
| See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |