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Colin boarded the train and let it leave the station. Several stops later, he drew the gun, [[what|somehow dropped several unused cartridges out of the gun despite it being a semiautomatic, magazine fed pistol]], and fired at the colonizers one by one. Some passengers didn't panic at first, either due to them mistaking it for cap gun fire or fireworks, or becoming used to the sounds of living in a [[hell|diverse™ city]], so they got [[pwnt]] by our [[Fuck off|Jewish]] protagonist. | Colin boarded the train and let it leave the station. Several stops later, he drew the gun, [[what|somehow dropped several unused cartridges out of the gun despite it being a semiautomatic, magazine fed pistol]], and fired at the colonizers one by one. Some passengers didn't panic at first, either due to them mistaking it for cap gun fire or fireworks, or becoming used to the sounds of living in a [[hell|diverse™ city]], so they got [[pwnt]] by our [[Fuck off|Jewish]] protagonist. | ||
==Aftermath== | ==Aftermath== | ||
== Graded score == | |||
{{GradedScore|6|21 injured|7|Not bad for using overpriced American junk|15|culturally appropriating [[Mass shooting|a common European American sport]]|5|forgotten because the shooter wasn't white so it didn't fit [[Jews|someone's]] narrative|2| +20 for shooting Greedy ass White americans, -18 for being [[DOUBLE NIGGER|Black and Jewish at the same time]]|35|F|Maybe people would care if you weren't a Mud man}} | |||
{{WantedLevel|2}} | |||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[Dallas Police Shootings]] - Pro-nigga part 2. | *[[Dallas Police Shootings]] - Pro-nigga part 2. | ||
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| Colin Ferguson | |
| Born | January 14, 1958 (67 years old) |
| Nationality: | Basketball Americunt  
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| Occupation | Security guard |
| Highscore | Killed 6, injured 21 (19 by gunfire) |
| Top 50? | No, lol |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No, unfortunately |
| Motive | Jesus glazing Pro-niggaism "We wuz da real Jews" |
Colin Ferguson†✡ is a former security guard, law student, devout Christian/Jewish supremacist, bonafide hater of whitey, and a Black Hebrew Israelite.
Background
Colin was born in the 1950s in Jamaica to rich parents. Being a rich nigger, he was spoiled rotten and played cricket and soccer. He then became a security guard before he sued the fuck out of the place for not giving him enough free shit. He then used this money to buy a Ruger P89 pistol for $400.
Attack
On December 7, 1993, he decided to honor his god Jesus (who was definitely also a black man) by killing the colonizer goyim.
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Chimpout
Colin boarded the train and let it leave the station. Several stops later, he drew the gun, somehow dropped several unused cartridges out of the gun despite it being a semiautomatic, magazine fed pistol, and fired at the colonizers one by one. Some passengers didn't panic at first, either due to them mistaking it for cap gun fire or fireworks, or becoming used to the sounds of living in a diverse™ city, so they got pwnt by our Jewish protagonist.
Aftermath
Graded score
| Kill count: | 6/20 21 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 7/20 Not bad for using overpriced American junk |
| Style: | 15/20 culturally appropriating a common European American sport |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 forgotten because the shooter wasn't white so it didn't fit someone's narrative |
| Bonus: | 2/20 +20 for shooting Greedy ass White americans, -18 for being Black and Jewish at the same time |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
See also
- Dallas Police Shootings - Pro-nigga part 2.
- Darrell Brooks - Part 3 but with a car.
- Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar - Part 4, also with a car.
- Gökmen Tanis - Also shot up public transit.
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