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Hayden Jagst(a.k.a Carnifex879 or HunterxHunter78) is an 18 year old AmeriKKKan weeb pervert who thought shooting up a psych-clinic would be funny, however he absolutely fucking failed, only scoring one frag- his father. After [[over 9000]] posts on a Columbine forum and a DeviantArt filled with foot porn, and realizing he can't ever compete with his heroes [[Eric and Dylan]], he went apeshit and JFK'd his cop dad with a [[Gun|22. hornet rifle]], instead of using his AR-15 (Which was taken off him, by his mother, presumably after fear of him committing a mass shooting). After disposing of his father, the little faggot attempted to make like a [[OJ Simpson|black man]] and hit the road, but unlike a nigger, he gave up peacefully towards the pigs, and now is getting bumsex'd in prison for the rest of his life. He was also a sexual deviant attracted to the feet of female celebrities such as Billie Eilish and Emma Watson, and clarified to me that he was a hebephile, NOT a pedophile, since that is so much better than being a pedo. He wageslaved at a local McDonalds for several months for whatever reason and he made comments on based subreddits such as r/MensRights and r/Incelswithouthate. I mean,what do you expect, the dude literally looks like your average incel /poltard. What a waste of a shooter. | |||
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File:Hello.jpg|Jagst's anus as of now. | |||
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File:Edward Jagst.jpg|N00B PWNT | |||
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==Score== | |||
{{GradedScore|1|[[Epic Fail|Bodycount less than]] [[William Atchison]]|2|Shot his [[Cops|ZOGbot]] dad but did fuck all after that|5|Took his dad out when he was sleeping|1|People only gave a shit about him since he was a member on the columbine forum|-1|Not even mentioned on the [[High Score]] leaderboard|8|G|Hope you like Bubba's feet}} | |||
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{{Wanted|1}} | |||
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Latest revision as of 16:32, 17 November 2023
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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| Hayden Jagst | |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 1 |
| Top 50? | Fuck no |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Arrested |
Hayden Jagst(a.k.a Carnifex879 or HunterxHunter78) is an 18 year old AmeriKKKan weeb pervert who thought shooting up a psych-clinic would be funny, however he absolutely fucking failed, only scoring one frag- his father. After over 9000 posts on a Columbine forum and a DeviantArt filled with foot porn, and realizing he can't ever compete with his heroes Eric and Dylan, he went apeshit and JFK'd his cop dad with a 22. hornet rifle, instead of using his AR-15 (Which was taken off him, by his mother, presumably after fear of him committing a mass shooting). After disposing of his father, the little faggot attempted to make like a black man and hit the road, but unlike a nigger, he gave up peacefully towards the pigs, and now is getting bumsex'd in prison for the rest of his life. He was also a sexual deviant attracted to the feet of female celebrities such as Billie Eilish and Emma Watson, and clarified to me that he was a hebephile, NOT a pedophile, since that is so much better than being a pedo. He wageslaved at a local McDonalds for several months for whatever reason and he made comments on based subreddits such as r/MensRights and r/Incelswithouthate. I mean,what do you expect, the dude literally looks like your average incel /poltard. What a waste of a shooter.
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| Kill count: | 1/20 Bodycount less than William Atchison |
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| Accuracy: | 2/20 Shot his ZOGbot dad but did fuck all after that |
| Style: | 5/20 Took his dad out when he was sleeping |
| Butthurt: | 1/20 People only gave a shit about him since he was a member on the columbine forum |
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Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
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Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon |
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| Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
| Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
| See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |