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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Colin Ferguson'''</big>}} | {{Ibhead|<big>'''Colin Ferguson'''</big>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 14, 1958 ({{age|1958|1|14}} years old)}} | {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 14, 1958 ({{age|1958|1|14}} years old)}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[ | {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagJamaica.png]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Security guard}} | {{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Security guard}} | ||
{{Ibrow|''' | {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 21 (19 by gunfire)}} | ||
{{Ibrow|''' | {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No, lol}} | ||
{{Ibrow|''' | {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''An Hero'''|No unfortunately}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, unfortunately}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Christianity|Jesus glazing]]<br>[[ | {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Christianity|Jesus glazing]]<br>[[Black Supremacy|Pro-niggaism]]<br>"[[We wuz kangs]]"}} | ||
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'''Colin Ferguson'''{{Christian}}{{Jew}} is a former security guard, law student, | '''Colin Ferguson'''{{Christian}}{{Jew}} is a former security guard, law student, devout Christian/Jewish supremacist, bonafide hater of [[Whites|whitey]], and a [[Black Hebrew Israelite]]. | ||
== Background == | == Background == | ||
Colin was born in the 1950s in Jamaica to rich parents. Being a rich nigger, he was spoiled rotten and played cricket and soccer. He then became a security guard before he sued the fuck out of the place for not giving him enough free shit. He then used this money to buy a [[redneck|Ruger P89]] pistol for $400. Before the shooting, he moved back to New York from California where he bought the pistol, where his landlord reported extremely strange behavior, such as [[Liberal|being obsessed with racism]], [[Lie|taking 5 showers a day]], and [[schizophrenia|referring to himself in the 3rd person]]. | |||
==Attack== | |||
On [[AlGore|December 7]], 1993, he decided to honor his god [[Jesus]] ([[Lie|who was definitely also a black man]]) by killing the colonizer [[goyim]]. | |||
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*'''Primary''': Ruger P89 handgun | |||
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*A nice American handgun, but he paid too much for it. '''30-35 Damage''' | |||
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*'''Perk''': Black Hebrew Israelite | |||
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*30% increase in damage to non-Christians, non-blacks, and [[normal people|those who don't revise history to make themselves feel better]]. | |||
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*'''Spell''': Black | |||
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== | ===Chimpout=== | ||
Colin boarded the train and let it leave the station. Several stops later, he drew the gun, [[what|somehow dropped several unused cartridges out of the gun despite it being a semiautomatic, magazine fed pistol]], and fired at the colonizers one by one. Some passengers didn't panic at first, either due to them mistaking it for cap gun fire or fireworks, or becoming used to the sounds of living in a [[hell|diverse™ city]], so they got [[pwnt]] by our [[Fuck off|Jewish]] protagonist. | |||
==Aftermath== | |||
After Colin shot whitey on the train, a lot of [[butthurt]] ensued until everyone realized he wasn't a white guy, so [[fail|he was forgotten after 5 fucking seconds]], lol. Despite wanting to kill white men, he also killed 2 [[gooks]]. The wife of one of the victims became a gun control activist and politician, despite [[lol|the only weapon used being a 9mm semiauto pistol]]. In court, Ferguson used a "Black rage" argument, claiming that [[victim|muh whieet oppreshun]] caused the tragedy, and not Colin. He also asked several of the victims, in the 3rd person, if they saw him. They replied, "[[Epic|I saw YOU shoot me]]." | |||
== | == Graded Score == | ||
{{GradedScore|6|21 injured|7|Not bad for using overpriced American junk|15|Culturally appropriating [[Mass shooting|a common Caucasoid sport]]|5|Forgotten because the shooter wasn't white so it didn't fit [[Old media|someone]]'s narrative|2|+20 for shooting greedy-ass white Americans, -18 for being [[DOUBLE NIGGER|black and Jewish at the same time]]|35|F|Maybe people would care if you weren't a mud man}} | |||
== | {{WantedLevel|2}} | ||
==See Also== | |||
*[[Dallas Police Shootings]] - Pro-nigga part 2. | |||
*[[Darrell Brooks]] - Part 3 but with a car. | |||
*[[Frank James]] - Part 4, also with a gun on a train, but this retard killed [[no one]], lol. | |||
*[[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]] - Part 5, also with a car. | |||
*[[Gökmen Tanis]] - Also shot up public transit. | |||
*[[Ferguson]], [[Missouri]] - Another Ferguson that chimped out in the name of pro-niggaism. | |||
== | ==External Links== | ||
*{{Wikilink|Long_Island_Rail_Road_shooting|TOW coverage}} | |||
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{{Jewseries}} | {{Jewseries}} | ||
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| Colin Ferguson | |
| Born | January 14, 1958 (67 years old) |
| Nationality: | Basketball Americunt  
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| Occupation | Security guard |
| Highscore | Killed 6, injured 21 (19 by gunfire) |
| Top 50? | No, lol |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No, unfortunately |
| Motive | Jesus glazing Pro-niggaism "We wuz kangs" |
Colin Ferguson†✡ is a former security guard, law student, devout Christian/Jewish supremacist, bonafide hater of whitey, and a Black Hebrew Israelite.
Background
Colin was born in the 1950s in Jamaica to rich parents. Being a rich nigger, he was spoiled rotten and played cricket and soccer. He then became a security guard before he sued the fuck out of the place for not giving him enough free shit. He then used this money to buy a Ruger P89 pistol for $400. Before the shooting, he moved back to New York from California where he bought the pistol, where his landlord reported extremely strange behavior, such as being obsessed with racism, taking 5 showers a day, and referring to himself in the 3rd person.
Attack
On December 7, 1993, he decided to honor his god Jesus (who was definitely also a black man) by killing the colonizer goyim.
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Chimpout
Colin boarded the train and let it leave the station. Several stops later, he drew the gun, somehow dropped several unused cartridges out of the gun despite it being a semiautomatic, magazine fed pistol, and fired at the colonizers one by one. Some passengers didn't panic at first, either due to them mistaking it for cap gun fire or fireworks, or becoming used to the sounds of living in a diverse™ city, so they got pwnt by our Jewish protagonist.
Aftermath
After Colin shot whitey on the train, a lot of butthurt ensued until everyone realized he wasn't a white guy, so he was forgotten after 5 fucking seconds, lol. Despite wanting to kill white men, he also killed 2 gooks. The wife of one of the victims became a gun control activist and politician, despite the only weapon used being a 9mm semiauto pistol. In court, Ferguson used a "Black rage" argument, claiming that muh whieet oppreshun caused the tragedy, and not Colin. He also asked several of the victims, in the 3rd person, if they saw him. They replied, "I saw YOU shoot me."
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 6/20 21 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 7/20 Not bad for using overpriced American junk |
| Style: | 15/20 Culturally appropriating a common Caucasoid sport |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 Forgotten because the shooter wasn't white so it didn't fit someone's narrative |
| Bonus: | 2/20 +20 for shooting greedy-ass white Americans, -18 for being black and Jewish at the same time |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
See Also
- Dallas Police Shootings - Pro-nigga part 2.
- Darrell Brooks - Part 3 but with a car.
- Frank James - Part 4, also with a gun on a train, but this retard killed no one, lol.
- Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar - Part 5, also with a car.
- Gökmen Tanis - Also shot up public transit.
- Ferguson, Missouri - Another Ferguson that chimped out in the name of pro-niggaism.
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