Internet Pills

Internet Pills is a retarded metaphor representing a choice between learning an important truth by taking the "red pill" or remaining ignorant with the "blue pill". Most famously represented in the Matrix, It has since been bastardized by Incels and other undesirables (thereafter being referred to as the Pill Jargon) who believe taking the pills will enlighten them as to why they get no pussy (With luck they should overdose on them).

Take the Pill and AWAKEN

The 2 Main Types of Pills

tl;dr Redpill = based. blupill = cringe.

Redpill

True Intellectuals who have seen past the facade of this world and have witnessed the truth and become enlightened. One thing you should know about the pills is that pills come in different sizes, and the bigger they are, the harder they are to swallow. The first dose of the redpill is when you realize that you live in a gynocentric society that is rigged against men. At this point you have probably become an anti-feminist or a Men's Rights Activist. The second dose is realizing that women deliberately want it that way, thus you recognize women not just as a sex, but a class. Finaly, the hardest pill to swallow of them all; women are noy just societally parasitic but are a biologic parasite to men who must be wiped off of the face of the planet through the Beta Uprising and the plot of Gayniggers from Outer Space be realized.

Notable redpillers include:

Bluepill

Anyone who doesn’t agree with the red pill theories (They just haven't taken the red pill yet and are still ignorant). The blue pill generally refers to the denial of uncomfortable truths, and is juxtaposed as the opposite of the redpill. Bluepillers are often referred to as normies, NPCs and the fakestream.

Notable bluepillers include:

Other Notable Pills

Blackpill

The blackpill is a nihilistic take on the redpill. Blackpillers sometimes take on the moniker of Doomers. They believe that their chances of having sex is zero and that it is impossible to change that, so they just give up.

Notable blackpillers include:

Whitepill

The whitepill is an optimistic outlook of the blackpill. Instead of being depressed or irritable because of their virginity, they try to improve themselves in various ways, such as working out, eating healthy and practicing basic hygiene. The whitepill is the only way to save a raging seething incel from his inceldom.

Whitepillerd Incels are sometimes known as Volcels (voluntary celibates). Some volcels are accused of being incels, the same way MGTOW are often accused of being "men sent their own way".

Purplepill

The purplepill is the amalgamation of the redpill and the bluepill. Purplepillers are sympathetic to redpillers but don't entirely agree with them.

Pinkpill

Moar info: femcel.

The pinkpill is the female equivalent to the redpill; believed by foids who somehow think the pill ideology is applicable to their sex. Femcels, as they are known, think it is actually harder for women to get laid rather than men, even when taken into account that any actual male incel would have sex with her.

The term "pinkpill" has also been appropriated by trannies and femboys who believe becoming sissified human husks of their former selves will help them get laid by chads, thus ending their love quest.

Notable pinkpillers include:

Breadpill

Refers to the act of becoming an anarcho-socialist.

Notable breadpillers include:

Communists
Retards
Vaush (also a horsepiller btw)

Other lulzy pills

Weebpill: Also known as the 2dpill, is the belief that incels should reject real women and pursue parasocial relationships with fiction 2D women.
Dogpill: The belief that women would rather have sex with dogs than have sex with incels. There is also an incel sphere called ZGTOW (I'll let you guess what the Z stands for) that believes men should peruse sexual relations with animals instead of human women.
Shitpill: The belief that women would rather eat shit than have sex with an incel. It is also the realization that women will reject a man for having small poops. Not to be confused with the brownpill.

Related Terms

Gay hanky code - Rainbowpilled version of the pill jargon.
Ladder Theory - Basically the theory which the pill jargon is founded on.
Clown World - The white pill mixed with absurdism.
Beta Uprising - End result of the red pill.
Loser
Friend Zone
Autism
Virgin with rage
Forever alone
Micropenis
Fat
Ugly
Dying Alone
No one likes you
Masturbation
Suicide
Tranny
Incels
Femcel

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