Swearing

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Unlike swearing on the Internets, this kind of swearing could have some very real repercussions.

Swearing is an interesting Internets phenomenon and widely-used flaming technique made possible by two main factors:

Anonymity, and
The fact that you can't get beaten up over the Internets.

Swearing on the fucking Internets typically consists of assholes using as many taboo slang words (words such as fuck, whorenunnery and Bob Faget) in a single fucking sentence and then repeatedly cuntpasting that same shitty sentence over and over, hammering your cocksucking target into submission. Best used in conjunction with other fucking techniques such as shitty grammar, the big tag, and accidentally the MOTHERFUCKING capslock key. This is the principle that all fudge-packing Internet tough guys live by.

Faggots who love to ban swearing are cuntlicking fucktards, like the shitheads at the No Cussing Club.

Example

Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got?

A fucker in a uniform waitin to get shot,

By me, or another motherfucking nigger

and with a gat it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger

Sidle him, kid, he's from the motherfucking old school, fucker

And as you all know, motherfucking E's here to rule

Whenever I'm rollin, keep lookin in the fucking mirror

And there's no fucking cue, yo, so I can hear a

Dumb motherfucker with a gun

And if I'm rollin off the 8, he'll be tha fucking one

That I take out, and then get away

And while I'm drivin off laughin

This is what I'll fucking say

Fuck the police, fuck, fuck

The jury has found you guilty of bein a redneck,

Whitebread, chickenshit motherfucker

Wait, that's a lie. That's a motherfucking lie

I want fucking justice! I want justice!

Fuck you, you black motherfucker!

-from NWA's "Fuck the Police"

A List of Words Commonly Mistaken for Swear Words

When you're an important public figure, it's vital to know how to swear properly.

Swearing for Geeks

Writers of popular science fiction sometimes make up their own special alien swear words, such as "frell," "frak," "gorram," or "shock," with the idea that they're being very clever because the cockbiting aliens and assfucking future humans would use different swear words from those used by we earthlings. In fact the writers, being total basement dwellers, are simply too uncool to swear properly. Of course, the consequence of the fake swearing on television leads to fan geeks copying the fake swears into their lame fan fiction, and even their everyday speech. How fricking fracked is that? Not very.

An Incomplete Overview of Profanity and General Insults

Fuck, Shit, Piss, Cunt, Bitch, Slut, Whore, Trick, Gay, Knob, Wank, Bollocks, Asshole, Jew, Twat, Muff, Pussy, Wankstain, Fag (got), Ass bandit, Fudge-packer, Uphill gardener, Poo-pusher, Marmite miner, Chubby chaser, Chode, Dork, Asswipe, Bastard, black person, Fatty, Cuntnugget, Shitgibbon, Twat, Quim, Cocksucker, Bitchwich, Motherfucker, Ballnipper, Bloodcummer, Goatfucker, Dick Cheney, Pimhole, Horse rapist, Churchhumper, Hoebag, Spearsitter, Barbara Streisand, Shitwaffles, Dickbutt, Et cuntera, Cockspit, Jive turkey, Bloodbelching vagina, Cholo,

Want to improve your swearing skills? Learn from this old school master.

New England-style swearing.

Swearing in other languages

Mandarin: Sha bi - Stupid cunt

Spanish: Hijo de puta! - You son of a bitch (Note: from a moving car, this may sound "UTA" or "JODEP")

French: Casse-toi! - Fuck off

Hindi: Madar chod! - Motherfucker (though 'ben chod' (sisterfucker) is more commonly used)

Russian: Pashol nahooi! - Fuck off

Polish: Spierdalaj! - Fuck off

German: Fick dich! - Fuck you

Arabic: Neek hallak! - Go fuck yourself

Japanese: Kusot-tare! - You shithead

Portuguese: Va ao inferno! - Go to hell

Hebrew: Lech tizdayyen! - Go fuck yourself! (That is the Jew "ch" sound, like you're choking on a dick. Trust me.)

Why Fucking Swear?

Most swear-words seem to refer to excretion and sex/reproduction. Swearing is cool, and also a form of stress release. Is it because we are all haunted by those primitive things? Or is it because swearing is big and clever? Experts are unanimous in their conclusion that nobody gives a shit.

“	<@Killhamster> Yes, you're allowed to say shit, piss, fuck, cock, dick, bastard, dyke, cunt, twat, ass, dildo, nigger, kike, spic, wop, wog, jigaboo, jap, chink, gook, beaner, dago, cum, faggot, paki, sand-nigger, towel-head, Jew, gypsy, tits, pussy, boobs, taint, homo, smegma, shite, snatch, snizz, queef, and felch here. Don't you feel a little more grown-up for it?	„
—ED's policy on swearing.