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[[File:MundaneMattReallyRealFace.png|thumb|left|The fat fuck we all have been waiting for.]] | [[File:MundaneMattReallyRealFace.png|thumb|left|The fat fuck we all have been waiting for.]] | ||
[[File:Mundanematt in toy story 2.png|thumb|left|Matt when not making clickbait videos.]] | [[File:Mundanematt in toy story 2.png|thumb|left|[[Pixar]] perfectly replicating Matt irl when he's not making clickbait videos.]] | ||
[[File:TurnOffThatPeskyAdblock.png|thumb|right|Turn [[Adblock|that pesky thing]] off.]] | [[File:TurnOffThatPeskyAdblock.png|thumb|right|Turn [[Adblock|that pesky thing]] off.]] | ||
'''[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xcuyg6_matt-jarbo-at-san-diego-indie-fest_shortfilms Matt Jarbo]''' is a commentator on the whole. Doesn't have any influence. The most [[boring]] person you will ever listen to. Gets [[butthurt]] over stupid [[bullshit]] every two days and cries about it on [[YouTube]] which is his meal ticket when he isn't already using [[food stamps]]. Every single video is one semi-relevant image with him bitching for 40 minutes. | '''[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xcuyg6_matt-jarbo-at-san-diego-indie-fest_shortfilms Matt Jarbo]''' is a commentator on the whole. Doesn't have any influence. The most [[boring]] person you will ever listen to. Gets [[butthurt]] over stupid [[bullshit]] every two days and cries about it on [[YouTube]] which is his meal ticket when he isn't already using [[food stamps]]. Every single video is one semi-relevant image with him bitching for 40 minutes. | ||
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So poor [[homeless|he records the audio for his shows on a cellphone in his car]]. Once tried to start a [[Let's Play]] channel, but since he is the most boring person ever, it did poorly and most videos only have views in the double digits. | So poor [[homeless|he records the audio for his shows on a cellphone in his car]]. Once tried to start a [[Let's Play]] channel, but since he is the most boring person ever, it did poorly and most videos only have views in the double digits. | ||
Soon, MundaneMatt joined the moneywhore bandwagon and got | Soon, MundaneMatt joined the moneywhore bandwagon and got his own [[Patreon]] account for his "content". Self-described as "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYexCs6mSnQ one of the most redpilled motherfuckers around]", he is mocked endlessly for the creation of the meme "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nubAEjdZCQY Turn off that pesky Adblock.]" after he released several monetized videos of E3 2015. He took those videos down, but the mocking will never end. He even tried to make videos EXACTLY like the ones for [[ReviewTechUSA]] because he's so goddamn unoriginal. | ||
He also made videos about a racist polar bear and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_mp7P87WFQ&t=2s flags down videos from people who make fun of him or criticize him]. | He also made videos about a racist polar bear and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_mp7P87WFQ&t=2s flags down videos from people who make fun of him or criticize him]. | ||
==Examples of the [[bullshit|real]] [[lies|news]]== | |||
So one of the main channels his [[nu male|soy]] news on [[JewTube]] where he mumbles about a pesky thing called [[adblock]], how he keeps sucking [[Disney]]'s dick by defending [[Star Wars|both ''The Last Jedi'' and ''Solo'' and claim that]] [[bullshit|they are not failures]]--[[truth|which yes, they exactly are, and SJW's and beta-males can't accept actual facts one way or another]]--rambles how [[Dashcon]] was a success without showing evidence, using clickbait thumbnails (along with other YouTubers), et al. | |||
==See also== | |||
*[[DarksydePhil]] -- [[Wut?|Could Matt be his long lost brother?]] | |||
*[[DJKeemstar|Keemstar]] and [[Jim81Jim|MisterMetokur]] -- two of the many guys that exposed Matt. | |||
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*[https://images.encyclopediadramatica.rs/9/99/Mundanematt_Poley_The_Bear_1.mp4 His racism] | *[https://images.encyclopediadramatica.rs/9/99/Mundanematt_Poley_The_Bear_1.mp4 His racism] | ||
*[https://images.encyclopediadramatica.rs/c/c3/Mundanematt_Poley_The_Bear_2.mp4 His racism] | *[https://images.encyclopediadramatica.rs/c/c3/Mundanematt_Poley_The_Bear_2.mp4 His racism] | ||
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Matt Jarbo is a commentator on the whole. Doesn't have any influence. The most boring person you will ever listen to. Gets butthurt over stupid bullshit every two days and cries about it on YouTube which is his meal ticket when he isn't already using food stamps. Every single video is one semi-relevant image with him bitching for 40 minutes.
So poor he records the audio for his shows on a cellphone in his car. Once tried to start a Let's Play channel, but since he is the most boring person ever, it did poorly and most videos only have views in the double digits.
Soon, MundaneMatt joined the moneywhore bandwagon and got his own Patreon account for his "content". Self-described as "one of the most redpilled motherfuckers around", he is mocked endlessly for the creation of the meme "Turn off that pesky Adblock." after he released several monetized videos of E3 2015. He took those videos down, but the mocking will never end. He even tried to make videos EXACTLY like the ones for ReviewTechUSA because he's so goddamn unoriginal.
He also made videos about a racist polar bear and flags down videos from people who make fun of him or criticize him.
Examples of the real news
So one of the main channels his soy news on JewTube where he mumbles about a pesky thing called adblock, how he keeps sucking Disney's dick by defending both The Last Jedi and Solo and claim that they are not failures--which yes, they exactly are, and SJW's and beta-males can't accept actual facts one way or another--rambles how Dashcon was a success without showing evidence, using clickbait thumbnails (along with other YouTubers), et al.
See also
- DarksydePhil -- Could Matt be his long lost brother?
- Keemstar and MisterMetokur -- two of the many guys that exposed Matt.
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Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Peter Scully • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon |
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Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
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Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
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Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |
| MundaneMatt is part of a series on Dying Alone
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