BBQ Pit Boys

What do you get when you take 3 geezers from Connecticut that want to aid in ever widening belt sizes of Americans by trying to see what they can't put Bacon on in a series of Youtube videos that seek to show its audience that everything tastes better when cooked with bacon grease, sugar and excessive amounts of salt - You get the BBQ Pit Boys whose goal is to spred the American obesity epedemic to all four corners of the Earth until we are all a bunch of fat slobs that can't walk more than 5 steps and get winded wiping their asses

Starting a humble Youtube Channel 17 years ago, BBQ Pitboys has taken the Martha Stewart route to fame where they were mostly a Word of Mouth operation that has become a fraternal order, in well over 100 countries, with close to 6,000 chapters and pitmasters whose goal is to push cookbooks. grills, charcoal, tools or anything that your average idiot will run out to buy this overpriced Shit, on the day of its release because they think it'll make them a better cook.

They claim to be practicing "Ol' Time Grill'n" techniques but what it comes down to is that they're just using Black styled cooking techniques where the cultural idea is that bacon grease makes everything taste better. For instance, a favorite Black dish is just pretty much animal shit tubes cooked in bacon grease or what they call Chitl'ns.

It sounds obvious now but it took, close to 100 years for fast food resteraraunters to realize the obvious, like Hardees, to start using bacon as a condiment, even going so far as even putting it on ice-cream

Their First Video

The first video they posted was in May 2015 and showed off their creation of the BBQ Beer Can Bacon Burger. It had a modest viewing of 200,000 but when it got around, through the aid of over 30,000 websites, such as Buzzfeed, that someone had created a way to make burgers even more fattening by wrapping and stuffing it with bacon, they became an instant hit with the viewership of that video quickly jumping to over 4 and 1/2 million views.

The recipe is quite simple:

Take Hamburger and stuff it with bacon.
Wrap said burger in bacon
Cut the bottom and top off of a beer can to stuff burger inside to shape and hold burger's shape while cooking and firm it up enough so it can hold its shape on its own and survive your half-assed flipping technique.
When burger is done to liking and the bacon is cooked, cover it with 2 inches of cheese. When cheese is melted, serve.
Realize, over two cold beers, that you paid into the Evil Corporate Machine watching a how-to-video on making something that you could have come up with on your own.
Five minutes of feeling stupid.
Profit

BBQ Perv Master

If youu've been watching the Youtube videos you might have noticed that the list has gotten a bit shorter.

It's because the BBQ Pit Boys are trying to distance themselves from their Sexual preditor pittmaster, being on the sexual registry since 2002 and since they can't condone the actions of their 48-year old pittmaster being on the registry, for what they were probably rationalizing as surprise sex because all pubescenet girls are Asking for it.

Fearing the wolf horde of Libtards and Karens the Pitt Boys have broken ties with David Bowe because his sexual appetite for 14-year-old girls has netted him a slew of charges such as Surprise sexing a 14-year'old girl, seven counts of Ass Play and two counts of sexual abuse.

This shows that the world is fine with an Hebephile so long as it is in the past and if it wasn't their daughter or anyone they know but once he reoffends, their slutty daughter's virtue is at stake and they have to erase that person from existance faster than the USSR removing a dissident's existance from government and photographic eveidence.

The Big Sellout

Just like it is the dream of every young, Jewish boy to create a product so radicle that they can convince every person on the planet that they need it so they can rake in the money and retire to the Bahamas at 21, BBQ Pit Boys has taken up the ever elusive cause of Selling Out

Having been known to center videos on products like Budweiser, see above - you're going to need a beer can for your BBQ Beer Can Bacon Burger, Microsoft, Mccormick Brand Spices etc, some viewers have accused the BBQ Pit Boys of selling out their original product to monitize their brand and center their Youtube Videos around whatever product is being promoted that week.

Having over 90,000,000 views, that's 90 plus a Million with an M, think Carl Sagan's catch phrase of "Millions and Millions". Hell! What are we saying, Your Autistic ass doesn't get numbers and thinks that You can buy a Corvette with 2 nickels and a dime.

We digress.

Having over 90 Million views and being rated as one of the top 300 Youtube Channels to advertise with, we're not Jewish and can say that that is the smart move to make cuz Money, Money, Money. On the other hand many a person has tried to pull the rug out from under this site's members and sell it for as many Shekels as they can get and it didn't end well so lesson of the day, be smart before you sell out.

Achievements

In the top 5% of all Channels on YouTube. An easy achievement when you figure that the other 95% of the Channels are Incels crying that the can't get their Dick wet, Prostitots at beauty contests and some basement dweller's intellectual dissection of Star Trek: The Wrath Of Khan
#1 keyword for bbq, barbecue, barbecue recipes and backyard ways to give yourself a Heart Attack. Strangely, it is also a keyword for COPD travel tanks
Top 2, or first loser, for food recipes in channels and playlists
#1 Most Influential BBQ Groups in social media because people have to be told to add bacon or deep fry something in bacon grease to make it taste better
Their videos reach nearly 5,000,000 neckbeards and basement dwellers per month, more than the combined monthly video views of the Food Network and the Travel Channel on YouTube because Alton Brown and his Nerd shit is getting old and how many times can you watch videos of hotels saying that they're haunted to get visiters
They were featured guests at Wild-Magic Urban Park in Tokyo, Japan - a country that considers pets like Dogs, Cats and White Norwegian Rats food so beef and pork must have seemed like Mana straight from Heaven
Statisticly, having the most viewers, per capita, that have fatty liver disease and hardened arteries

The Boys

The Elephant in the room is how can you take a group of men seriously, whose goal in life is to look like a ZZ Top cover band.

Probably the most important member of the group is the Jew in the Attic Ed Rensi. He has served as president and CEO of McDonalds and explains why the BBQ Pit Boys have made the move to expand their brand and push knives, sauces, rubs and charcoal on their intellectualy stunted viewers.I

Bob Ahlgren is the founder of the BBQ Pit Boys and most likely lost or gave up control of the BBQ Pit Boys the exact second that Ed Rensi came on board but most likely gets Ed run the brand as long as he is getting paid enough Money, every month, so he can take his undeserving, overly entitled Grandchildren to Six Flags or buy them gifts so he can play the good Grandpa and weasel his way into Heaven hoping that Heaven's Angels will ignore the shitty ways he raised his kids and just look, only, at how he treats his Grandchildren. In other words, he jumped at the chance of posting logorhymic ads that predict the user's buying behaviour that exact second his Youtube Channel went viril and he could get paid to push products that no one really needs, such as a stainless steal, $90 BBG knife. If you,'re an idiot and realy want this style of knife, that you'll only use twice and forget about it in your silverware drawer, know that you can get a superior knife, of the same style for $20 more at Bed Bath & Beyond.

Jesse Ahlgren Bob Ahlgram's son. Nobody cares.