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[[File:Mundanematt in toy story 2.png|thumb|left|[[Pixar]] perfectly replicating Matt irl when he's not making clickbait videos.]] | [[File:Mundanematt in toy story 2.png|thumb|left|[[Pixar]] perfectly replicating Matt irl when he's not making clickbait videos.]] | ||
[[File:TurnOffThatPeskyAdblock.png|thumb|right|Turn [[Adblock|that pesky thing]] off.]] | [[File:TurnOffThatPeskyAdblock.png|thumb|right|Turn [[Adblock|that pesky thing]] off.]] | ||
'''[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xcuyg6_matt-jarbo-at-san-diego-indie-fest_shortfilms Matt Jarbo]''' | '''[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xcuyg6_matt-jarbo-at-san-diego-indie-fest_shortfilms Matt Jarbo]''' - avid rock collector by day, hyperactive false flagger by night. Matt has tried every shtick on the internet for some e-fame until he finally hit it big when whore slut [[Zoe Quinn]] DMCA'ed one of his videos, sparking off the autistic [[GamerGate]] movement, resulting in him receiving many new fans, that would watch a boring clown talking about shit, so like [[TheYoungTurks]] only without any of the eye candy. | ||
==Before Hitting It Big== | |||
Matty used to think he would be big in the movies business after he graduated Media Arts, Film and Video at Grossmont College and working as a <s>Project Coordinator</s> runner for a shitty rental studio. | |||
So poor [[homeless|he records the audio for his shows on a cellphone in his car]]. Once tried to start a [[Let's Play]] channel, but since he is the most boring person ever, it did poorly and most videos only have views in the double digits. | So poor [[homeless|he records the audio for his shows on a cellphone in his car]]. Once tried to start a [[Let's Play]] channel, but since he is the most boring person ever, it did poorly and most videos only have views in the double digits. | ||
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Matt Jarbo - avid rock collector by day, hyperactive false flagger by night. Matt has tried every shtick on the internet for some e-fame until he finally hit it big when whore slut Zoe Quinn DMCA'ed one of his videos, sparking off the autistic GamerGate movement, resulting in him receiving many new fans, that would watch a boring clown talking about shit, so like TheYoungTurks only without any of the eye candy.
Before Hitting It Big
Matty used to think he would be big in the movies business after he graduated Media Arts, Film and Video at Grossmont College and working as a Project Coordinator runner for a shitty rental studio.
So poor he records the audio for his shows on a cellphone in his car. Once tried to start a Let's Play channel, but since he is the most boring person ever, it did poorly and most videos only have views in the double digits.
Soon, MundaneMatt joined the moneywhore bandwagon and got his own Patreon account for his "content". Self-described as "one of the most redpilled motherfuckers around", he is mocked endlessly for the creation of the meme "Turn off that pesky Adblock." after he released several monetized videos of E3 2015. He took those videos down, but the mocking will never end. He even tried to make videos EXACTLY like the ones for ReviewTechUSA because he's so goddamn unoriginal.
He also made videos about a racist polar bear and flags down videos from people who make fun of him or criticize him.
Examples of the real news
So one of the main channels his soy news on JewTube where he mumbles about a pesky thing called adblock, how he keeps sucking Disney's dick by defending both The Last Jedi and Solo and claim that they are not failures--which yes, they exactly are, and SJW's and beta-males can't accept actual facts one way or another--rambles how Dashcon was a success without showing evidence, using clickbait thumbnails (along with other YouTubers), et al.
See also
- DarksydePhil -- Could Matt be his long lost brother?
- Keemstar and MisterMetokur -- two of the many guys that exposed Matt.
- Kurt Eichenbald -- pretty much exactly the same.
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Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon |
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| Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
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Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
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Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |
| MundaneMatt is part of a series on Dying Alone
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