Keffals

KEFFALS IS ENTERING REHAB BECAUSE HE'S A COCAINE ADDICT

KEFFALS IS LEAVING LIVE-STREAMING 4-EVAR, JK THIS ATTENTION MAN-WHORE WILL BE BACK IN A WEEK

Keffals = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.

Anyone up for a round of the crying game? Keffals is actually a tranny.      Enjoy your cock!   8====D (_(__)

	“	Ratios won't make you a woman :)	„
	—Lauren Southern, telling Keffals that the internet isn't a real place

"Criticism is literal murder! Silence transphobes!"
Keffals
Real name	Lucas Roberts
Tranny name	Clara Sorrenti
Born	March 25th 1994
Race	White
Nationality	Canadian
Twitter	keffals
YouTube	Keffals
Twitch	keffals

Keffals^⚧ (actual real name Lucas Roberts; tranny name Clara Sorrenti) is a 30-year-old Gaynadian commie, porn-sick tranny and a pathological liar who spends all day screaming at thousands on his Twitch about how everyone he hates is a Nazi. Deluded to the point that he thinks that surgery has made him a woman, he has now reached such batshit levels of insanity that he thinks people want to see his pathetic prosthetic pussy on porn sites. Lucas also takes Twitter very seriously; he "ratios" (likebots) posts that support his agenda under the belief that "it will save trans lives".

Lucas first gained infamy when he got Steven Bonnell II banned from Twitch. Despite Steven being pro-tranny, Lucas cherrypicked quotes and clips in order to make him look like a transphobe, and subsequently get him banned from Twitch. Believing that the big, bad evil companies are actually on his side, Lucas now picks fights with anyone he can find; calling them Nazis and transphobes. On this supposed crusade to "rid the web of those evil transphobes", he labeled Null, the fat neckbeard behind the Kiwi Farms, as the supposed "king of transphobes". Unsurprisingly, this only resulted in Lucas earning a Kiwi Farms thread and the two fat thugs fighting each other over who could look more pathetic. Keffals succeeded in getting Kiwifarms dropped from it's host, but in the process burned an awful lot of bridges and exposed how manipulative and malicious he really was.

Background

Lucas before and after being indoctrinated.

A clean room is a clean mind. Explains how he became so deluded.

Lucas Roberts was born a healthy, baby boy on the 25th of March, 1994. However, it became clear quite quickly that Lucas was stupid; VERY stupid. At 13 years old, Lucas got in contact with an old man online, and sent him naughty pictures of himself. He now claims that he was groomed, and that this was clear manipulation, but we all know that deep down the sick fuck liked sending pictures to this man. Hardly any record or proof that this happened exists, but we only know about it because Lucas loves to talk about himself, and let slip this mistake when defending himself against some jokes about being a groomer. Let this early example show that Lucas is very stupid, and that whether you believe his side of the story or not, he's both impressionable and impulsive, a reoccurring theme in his life.

After becoming a CP star, Lucas decided that being a loli would be better for his career than continuing as a simple shota. With his father dying of terminal cancer, Lucas saw this as perfect timing to start hormone therapy, convincing his father to spend his life savings on his surgery. Now looking like a crude mockery of nature's perfection, Lucas renamed himself "Clara Sorrenti", and decided on the deathbed of his father that every night he would dress up as a woman and scream at people for free money. It's important to note that possibly due to the surgery, Lucas gained an addiction to opioids. It's important to note that despite Lucas losing his father dying to cancer, something he's quick to bring up to virtue signal about illness; Lucas felt he should tweet that Mister Metokur's cancer was a skill issue, so I guess the memory of daddy's sacrifice is waning.

After being tricked into sending his nudes to an old man, and then tricking his old man to splash cash on surgery, Lucas was then tricked into believing an ideology created by an old man almost as stupid as Lucas himself; communism. Starting out as a member of the Communist Party of Canada in 2018, eventually becoming an organizer for the Party, Lucas—under his new Clara identity—managed to get himself kicked out for a variety of reasons, the main one being that Lucas had become such a compulsive liar that he kept getting the Party into trouble. Given that he was being heavily criticized for not being a real commie, they dropped him from their Party in 2020 to avoid controversy. While some think that Lucas's brief communist phase might have been him coping with his father's loss by being an edgy commie, the real answer is much simpler; Lucas joined a stupid group made for stupid people like himself, but Lucas was so stupid that he didn't understand their rhetoric so they kicked him out.

After having been kicked out of the Party, he was accused of embezzling donation funds from the Communist Party to buy opiates to fuel his addiction. Being one of the organisers, he would have had access to the funds, and since his political prospects were becoming less and less likely, it's very possible that Lucas selfishly used the funds the same way he used his father's cash, as another way to fuel his own needs. Lucas furiously denies these claims, but other members of the Party, as well as other communists and leftists, have said he's full of bullshit. Later, when he became the infamous twitch-tard we know today, communists from the party would come out just to expose how little Lucas actually knew about Marxism and Communist writing, essentially confirming the claim that he only joined to cope with his loss, although it could also be dumb commies trying to ride on Lucas's coattails.

Short-lived Porn Career

Lucas is a disgusting degenerate. Beyond his transgender delusion, an awful lot of dirt about his life both before and after his transition reveal just how sick in the head he truly is. For starters, he's a disgusting slob who relied on his dad to clear up, and for a long while after his fathers death, Lucas would just sit in his disgusting room surfing the web whilst his room slowly decayed under the piles of empty cans, used tissues and empty boxes. In 2014, Lucas decided to upload porn videos of his disgusting body under the name of "Skye". He put these on a transgender fetish site called Canada TGirl. This was during his transition, likely recorded whilst his father was coughing up blood. Nice to know his final moments were funding his deluded son's fetish.

Lucas's little side-hobby

Catboy Ranch

An example of what the fans of CR were like.

One of Lucas's biggest achievements is "Catboy Ranch" (CR), a popular twitter account he ran that tweeted some of the worst attempts at "humour" the world has ever seen. Beyond being yet another advertisement of pure degeneracy, it was being used to direct followers to a discord where they exchanged flirty DMs and showed off their disgusting BDSM collars. This got Lucas in quite some trouble as ages were never validated and members as young as 12 years old were claiming they were preyed upon by members of the "Catboy Ranch Community".

The parents of these kids are definitely at fault for not beating their little shits and telling them to quit their faggot obsession. But Lucas is also to blame, especially since messages keep surfacing of what was being said in CR, as well as how unconcerned Lucas was with the possible paedophilic actions of his members. Lucas sold the account and server at its peak relevance, probably to hide his complicity in grooming minors, but also so the community still exists, although it is much smaller and has far better management. Some of the screenshots of CR were provided by other tranny's who feel Lucas is not helping the cause as his actions invite comparisons to him being a groomer. It's impossible to tell how many of the pictures are real, and if any of them are lacking context, but with the abundance of screenshots, confessions and exposes all coming from people that should be on Lucas's side, it seems clear that CR was an absolute mess under his management.

Twitch and Twitter Menace

Keffals gloating like a supervillain

Keffals dreaming of ratios

Adopting the username of "Keffals", Lucas started streaming on Twitch where he would spend hours ranting about trans issues and rights. This is a common sight on Twitch, as Keffals falls under the "Debate and Politics" side of Twitch, where streamers will shout and scream at each other over topics they don't understand. It's less about defending or upholding ideas and philosophies, and more about ego, and how much money you can squeeze out of the braindead audience you attract. This trend of streaming was started by Destiny, a leftard who spent 11 years popularizing these Twitch "debates", as well as making a career out of streaming. Keffals' streams are mostly him swivelling around in his chair, complaining that almost everything and anything is transphobic, as well as him acting passive-aggressive towards his own viewers and fans.

Destiny

When asked if men who pretend to be women should be allowed to compete in women's sports, Destiny said "No lol", before burping very loudly and going back to playing Minecraft. While Destiny is a tranny lover, it did seem in this rare moment that he has used more than three brain cells and had come to the objectively correct opinion. Keffals saw this however, and reported Destiny to Twitch. Due to one of the rules on Twitch stating that you have to suck tranny cock or you'll get banned, Keffals' report was successful, and Destiny's entire career was deleted in one second.

Keffals immediately gloated about this on Twitter, stating he was proud he lost his main source of income, seeing this as the beginning of his "crusade against transphobes everywhere!". He succesfully campaigned to have Destiny's Twitter account banned, and now he cyberstalks him every day, waiting until he finally lashes out at the psycho who stole his job so he can then report him for transphobia and bullying. Strange how much Keffals relies on this transphobia thing, it's almost as if they're not an oppressed minority, but instead a very powerful identity anyone can weaponize to turn on those they don't like.

Destiny eventually responded 6 months later. After hyping up a debate between himself and Jordan Peterson, it was revealed that Destiny had used this to catch Keffals and his team by surprise, releasing a massive expose document and reading it in full on stream. It revealed to normies the lies and contradictions of Keffals, but it was too long and wasn't read much so it really didn't have much of an impact.

Lauren Southern

Lauren woke from her coffin after an 1000 year slumber, calling out Keffals for "Deplatforming" Destiny. Despite Lauren's previous shouting matches with Destiny, it seems she didn't like the threat Keffals posed, and so she criticized his weaponizing of identity politics to silence those he did not like. Keffals then responded to these arguments well with a clever rebut- nah I'm joking Keffals just replied "Ratio" because responding appropriately would prove he's a stupid faggot with an itchy trigger finger. This caused a fight between Lauren's white knights and Keffals child fans with brilliant arguments on both sides. Keffals fan boys said that Lauren was old and would have no kids, Lauren's white knights responded saying she was a married mother and that was something Keffals would never be. Lauren then ratioed Keffal's ratio with "Ratios won't make you a woman :)" a line that hit Keffals harder than he'd like to admit, which is probably why after this he stopped going after her. Lauren was later banned from Twitch, something Keffals was more than happy to take credit for, until it was revealed that Lauren had been banned for having Destiny on her show, not because Keffals reported her.

Null

Poor Lucas has been fighting so hard!1!!

Eventually the autistic overlord of Kiwi Farms was going to find about Keffals' actions, and so Null went on stream where he discussed who Keffals was and what he had been doing. Keffals got very upset, calling Null the "final boss of transphobes", and started accusing Null of doxxing and harassing random trannies. This swiftly lead to the creation of a Kiwi Farms thread about Keffals, which was teeming with juicy info and dirt on who the tranny behind the camera really was. New accounts with no post histories were flooding the page with Keffals personal info, leading to the suspicion that his inner circle might not be as loyal as some had suspected. With Keffals being a self-proclaimed user of the forum, it's no surprise that he started responding to the posts, but instead of using an account to respond personally, he instead tweeted his butthurt responses on Twitter, referring to the page in vague language as to try and hide the fact he had been lurking all along.

When Keffals started his campaign to try and shut down Kiwifarms, Keffals started using Null's tactics against him, posting his mother's face and name all over Twitter, asking she get fired from her job. Simultaneously Keffals called Null a "deranged sociopath" and blamed three transgender suicides on him and the website. Keffals refused to his research however, as the first suicide had specifically said in his note he didn't blame Kiwifarms; the second suicide was about homelessness, not internet bullying; and the third "suicide" is incredibly suspicious as there's little proof it actually happened.

Compulsive Liar

Keffals hard at work ratioing e-celebs to "save trans lives".

Similar to a small child, Keffals thinks of himself as holier than thou, always correct and super smart. This means he can never be wrong, and so whenever an evil transphobe corners him with proof of him being in the wrong, Keffals just lies his head off to avoid repercussions. He knows his army of brainwashed children will defend him to their last breath and so he sleeps easy knowing he is immune to responsibility. But while it's easy to lie in text, on Twitter and behind closed doors, it's harder to lie on a Twitch stream when you can't delete or take back what you said.

One example would be when Keffals claimed that Destiny was a rapist on stream. He accused him of "stealthing", which is the act of poking a hole in your condom so you can impregnate whichever whore you like. Keffals is so use to lying that he sat in his chair with an evil grin for a minute or two before he realised that this was a bullshit lie, to which he hurriedly backtracked "Well I don't know if he did it, but...". If your curious why Keffals hates Destiny so much, it's because Keffals lies to men about his genitals before hooking up. Apparently these partners must be in a constant state of drunken stupidity not to see through Keffals's shitty cosplay, but once they reach the bedroom they turn and run from his disgusting axe-wound. Destiny has said he doesn't agree with transgender men and women lying about their biology to partners, and so it's theorised that Keffals took offense to this, thus sparking his hatred for Destiny.

Keffals also has a hard time keeping their lies straight. Happy to gloat and take credit for Destiny's ban for days on Twitter, when being called out for cancel culture and deplatforming online, Keffals kept switching his story, either claiming Twitch themselves did it without any reports on his end, or that it was all him in the name of stopping transphobia. Similarly with Lauren Southern, Keffals took credit and even tweeted at Lauren directly claiming he got her Twitch taken down, until Lauren showed the email stating she had been banned for re-streaming Destiny's content, NOT because of a report of transphobia. Due to Keffals habit of blocking people to tweet behind their back, a normal response would be to block Keffals back in return. But some creators found that after blocking Keffals, he would stealthy un-block them and then gloat that they're such a scary "heckin valid trans-woman" that people would "mysteriously" block them, out of pure fear that someone was "finally fighting back against transphobia!".

List Of Bans

2nd Twitter Account

Being the special needs king of Twitter ratios is a title that most would be embarrassed to have; and whilst it seemed like Keffals was always proud of this claim to fame, maybe he's been trying to lose it by getting banned. As his relevance slowly died, Keffals has been losing Twitter accounts, starting with his alt account. In May, Keffals deleted  his alternate Twitter account; a private Twitter account you had to request to follow. This account was Keffals's outlet to rant about anything he didn't like (so basically his Twitch in text format); but Keffals later deleted it, saying the trolls in hiding who were screenshotting and sharing his tweets "ruined a good thing". This was a premonition of the future for Keffals, because it was not just inbred truckers and the terminally online who disliked him anymore; but fellow trannies started seeing Keffals as a danger to the overall image of transgenderism. His fellow liberals, lefties and commies saw Keffals as a stain on their side of the isle, and it was everyday Twitter and Twitch users who saw him as an annoying attention seeker. He was being criticized and attacked by those on his side, and it was starting to get to him.

Almost an hour after announcing the deletion of his second account, Keffals was trying to gain attention by ratioing a tweet by the Wendy's Twitter account, a perfect example of Keffals's problem: you can't teach an old dog new tricks. If he kept up his pathetic, attention-seeking, childish "ratios", and overall unpleasant nature and character, he'd end up adding to a surprisingly large statistic.

Main Twitter Account

At the end of June, right as pride month was clearing up, Keffals' main Twitter account got banned. In one second, millions of ratios and incoherent rants were shoah'd from Twitter. Theories have sprung up as to what got Keffals banned, but the prevailing theory amongst fans and detractors was that he got in trouble for botting. With his strange growth and ridiculously high likes on shit posts, Keffals might have gotten in trouble with Twitter's new owner and his self-hatred induced crusade against robots. A great screech went up from the trans community, and he's back now, with a new Twitter account that isn't verified, and likely never will be since they usually only give the checkmark to someone once. This means Keffals gets no special privileges or special Twitter staff to talk to if shit hits the fan again. As predicted, their pussy pass convinced the cowards at Twitter to restore their account and their verified status thus restoring Keffals' many ratio "victories".

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Twitch

On the 18th of July, Keffals fired up a stream on both his YouTube and Twitch where he tried to cancel Destiny again, by just listing his "crimes". While the Twitch chat was alive with millions of tranny-fans typing their support, the YouTube stream had it's live chat disabled half way through the stream; probably because Twitch gives Moderators far better tools to ban and silence those in your chat who disagree with you. But why would Keffals be so afraid of criticism if he was calling out someone so heinous and awful? As long as his evidence was concrete, everyone would agree with Keffals, right?

The stream was a mess, with Keffals essentially giving his audience Destiny's greatest hits. Anything that wasn't a joke or a clip out of context, had already been addressed by Destiny himself, something Keffals would have known if he'd actually done research on the man he hated so much. Before the YouTube chat was disabled, hundreds of Destiny fans and Keffals own supporters were calling Keffals out for not playing certain clips in full, missing essential context. The moderators response? To delete messages that proved Keffals was being disingenuous. Eventually they gave up and the chat was disabled.

Suddenly, the twitch stream stopped. Keffals had been banned, midstream. His ban was only temporary, but he did lose his twitch partner status, meaning he wouldn't make money off Twitch for a while. The reason for this ban was due to the thumbnail of the stream. One of Keffals main arguments was that Destiny was a frequent poster on KiwiFarms, so his stream thumbnail was Destiny's face surrounded by KF's posts. Twitch's rules state you can't show a banned streamer, so this thumbnail was already a stupid idea. But even worse was the KF posts Keffals had used, these posts contained certain words that Twitch doesn't like, fag, kys, etc. Keffals went on his YouTube stream to claim that it was probably the evil far-right that were mass-reporting his twitch account. He told his fans how freeing it was to able to say Faggot on YouTube, before closing his stream.

The following day, he would tweet insensately that everything wrong in his life was a clear sign that Nazi's were in control of Twitch and that transphobia was everywhere. Those who went to twitter to tell Keffals that he just fucked up and should learn to move on? Keffals accused them of just hating trans people. You can see now why even those who were originally on Keffals side are turning on him, including other trans people, he uses his status as a mutilated freak to cheat at life. Anything that goes wrong is transphobia, and any praise or help he is given from his status of being a tranny is simply him working hard against the system. Keffals has never worked hard in his life. He was handed everything on a plate, his surgery from his father, his opioids from the communists, his twitch and twitter from people who thought they were helping out one of the little guys. Keffals simply took all these gifts, and revealed himself to be a spiteful, petty freak who would rather try to bully those around him than help those who followed him. People don't hate Keffals because he's trans, they hate him because he uses his trans identity as an excuse every time he fucks up.

Swatting

The Twitter post that got Lucas doxed again

tranny ally gets off on describing an imaginary scenario

In August of 2022, Keffals got swatted after someone sent a fake note to the police. The note was an impersonation of Keffals, with it claiming he thought himself trans but now realises he's actually insane, and so he's going to kill strangers in his town, and then himself. Despite the note being written in broken English, its use of Keffals names Clara and Lucas, was enough to convince the authorities that it was genuine. Shortly after having his home raided, Keffals put up a YouTube video in which he complained that the police kept referring to him as a man and using Lucas instead of Clara to refer to him. Considering they believed the note was true, they still thought he was a lunatic who had denounced his trans nonsense and was ready to shoot up a school.

Keffals declared the police department was transphobic, and that they weren't looking out for him, instead using the note as an excuse to "punch down on trans people". This became such a large story that Keffals got on tv, in which Lucas got to make pig noises as his face paint washed away from his crocodile tears, revealing the creepy man behind the façade. Whilst Keffals reaction online was to declare war and get angry, his tv appearance was him appealing to sympathy, claiming all he wanted was to create a safe haven for trannys around the world, (despite his constant outbursts at his own fans which has led to constant alienation.). Keffals setup a gofundme for legal costs as he planned to sue the police for his home invasion, and managed to raise 80K in a day. The gofundme also mentioned it would help pay for him to move somewhere else, which likely means he's profiting off the situation by claiming he needs the cash for legal reasons, whilst spending most of it on himself. The funniest part of the whole story is that in June 2021, he tweeted that he wanted those he disliked to be swatted, just so they'd go away. Similar to his attempts to deplatform and cancel his peers, it seems karma struck again.

The video he uploaded shortly after the swatting. Here he blames Kiwi Farms for the swatting.

Who wouldn't want to hit that.

Doxed again

Keffals said in the video above that he was using a green screen so nobody could find where he lived. However, not long after said video was uploaded, somebody hacked his Uber account and started sending food to his residence. Lucas publicly asked Uber Support for help on Twitter, and also made a mistake by posting a photo of said food next to his bedsheets. The autists at the Kiwi Farms started cross-referencing the bedsheets with various Airbnbs (archive); and, just like that, they found Lucas's hideout.

Lucas gets doxed again for the third time by the autists cross-referencing the doorknob. (archive)

Keffals fans fake threats

In the comments of Lucas' Doxbin, a potato nigger by the screen name of "Matthewhf" has claimed he will travel to Lucas' current hideout at 9am northern ireland time, beat the shit out of him, and post the video somewhere. This is strange as he left links to his youtube, a platform where you can get banned for saying anything that goes against the precious transgenders; listing a plan of how to threaten a transgender e-celeb is not going to last long. This post was likely Lucas or one of his retarded fans/close friends pretending to srsly threaten him, so Lucas will have more bullshit stories to tell on twitch and twitch. Alongside this was a host of new or dormant accounts on Kiwifarms suddenly leaving basic, boring "I want to kill this bitch!!1!" messages on Keffal's thread, agian likely a gayop to frame Kiwifarms for hate raids.

Destiny Lawsuit

In October 2022, Destiny promised to debate Jordan Peterson on stream. Viewers tuning in were therefore surprised when it turned out that this had all been a ruse and the real stream was a mega-response to almost all of Keffal's lies. This 3.5 hour stream went over everything, from Keffal's beginnings on Twitch, his near-constant slander and lies towards those that inconvenienced him, and his misrepresentation of facts in trying to get KiwiFarms banned. The biggest surprise was saved till the end, when Destiny explained he had a retainer for a "really good lawyer" and was ready to sue Keffals.

This would all be bullshit in the end and would only remind viewers that Destiny was and still is a cuck. He revealed in January 2023 that he wasn't going to go through with the lolsuit because "Keffal's hasn't really done anything of note recently.". This is all cope, and likely just an excuse to weasel out of an expensive lawsuit that would likely drag on for quite some time.

Wiggler Meme

Lucas's old profile picture, nicknamed the "Wiggler" by Kiwis, was shooped to death to the point it is now considered a meme on the Kiwi Farms. Here are some of these shoops:

Kiwilers About missing Pics

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  The shoop that started it all.
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  Basically the same, but animated.
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  I'm coming for your lolis!
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  The CIA Wigglers glow in the dark, you can see them if you're driving.
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  brb, gas chamber

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  ACK!
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  I! NAME! IS! NOT! IAN... WIGGLER... SOMETHING!
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  Big Wiggler is watching you

...and more here.

The Meltdown, Kiwifarms 2, and Drug Addiction

Imagine exposing yourself as a junkie over a joke.

In the beginning of 2023, Keffals seemingly had a change of heart, and started turning on his audience. After pandering and profiting off "tender-queers", (a term made by LGBT crazies to make fun of easily-offended LGBT crazies), Keffals announced he wanted to purge his audience of them. Keffals started burning every bridge he had, insulting those in his community, using ableist language such as the dreaded, "retard" word! Even worse, he started associating himself with Shoe0nHead, another well known grifter. When confronted by his audience as to why he was associating with "Nazis", Keffals joked that due to his 1% Italian heritage, "fascism was in his blood". This got him in even more hot water with his community, as "joking about fascism is the first step to establishing fascist society!".

If you're concerned that you find yourself agreeing with Keffals that the faggots are sensitive losers, and that his jokes are NOT going to bring about the new Third Reich; worry not. Keffals is a grifter, it's clear this was an attempt to stop forcing the fake, moral internet-superhero persona and be more himself, offensive and insane, whilst trying to use this to profit off a new audience; switching tracks and scamming edgy kids online instead of gay kids. The question is, what could have caused this new behaviour, was Keffals just tired of hiding his real feelings towards his audience, or was he doing something that was affecting his behaviour...?

A month later, Keffals was exposed for having a drug addiction. This came about when Keffals got in trouble for using his reddit to dox people. Yes, the same crazy tranny who wanted Kiwifarms taken down for holding people accountable for what they say and do online; was now creating reddit posts asking people to reply with links and images related to those Keffals didn't like. As word spread of this new reddit activity, the LGBT community became distraught that the person they supported to get rid of Kiwifarms, was now being caught copying their style. Accused of creating "Kiwifarms 2" on his reddit, Keffals asked people dig up as much dirt as possible on "Mommy Big Dick", a semi-popular twitter account ran by an outspoken tranny who doesn't like Keffals.

When MBD found out about the reddit, he mocked Keffals relentlessly, calling out the hypocrisy and gaining a lot of support as the two of them started fighting online. In one tweet, MBD made a tranny joke, asking Keffals if his recent behaviour was due to his "daily intake?". Suddenly, MBD was being messaged by close friends of Keffals, both online and in real life, who told him to stop going so hard on Keffals because of the drugs. Confused, MBD asked what they meant by this and after being told incredibly sensitive info, exposed to the world that Keffals was STILL a drug addict, and was no longer hooked to just opioids. The daily intake joke has been misinterpreted as a reference to the drugs, Keffals team accidently exposed him because they thought MBD knew about the drugs. Whilst everyone on Twitter and Kiwifarms laughed at the whole situation, Keffals announced he was going to enter rehab. While there's no proof he'll do this, there's also no proof of what drugs he was doing, but given his erratic behaviour the month prior, trying to rebrand as an edgy tranny who hates his old fans, coupled with his constant attempts to squeeze more cash from his fans, it's likely cocaine.

Leaving 4-EVAR

After all the lies, Catboy discord servers, taking down Kiwifarms (temporarily), scamming his followers out of 100k and promoting a website that gave recipes to homebrew hormones to kids, where hrt is banned and it included shit like boiling plastic bags to get microplastics, Keffals has finally left.(till he becomes desperate enough for attention and he returns.)

In video format

One of the first videos made on Keffals and his drama with Destiny.

Destiny's mega stream in which he defends himself against all of Keffal's accusations and disproves his numerous lies.

Gallery

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  Future Twitch Tankie Tranny-tard standing with his poor father.
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  Lucas's true form.
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  Lucas's short-lived career in politics.
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  Keffals in the good timeline.
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  Poor bastard got catfished by Keffals and now can't leave him or he's transphobic.
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Twitter Cringe About missing Pics

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  Keffals admits to being familiar with bots. Doesn't making those ratios look as impressive anymore.
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  Nothing more embarrasing than asking a fellow Twitch-tard for help with a Twitter ratio.

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  So you cut your cock off so you could date women?
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  Definitely not attention seeking.
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  Bragging about being able to rape an autistic is not the win he thinks it is.
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  Keffals dad died of cancer too, was that a skill issue?

See also

“	The question before us is "where's her clitoris?"	„
—Bette Midler

• Canæda
• Deadname: Lucas Roberts
• Faggot
• Transgender
• Trolling Induced Transgender Syndrome
• Twitch - The shitty site where he streams.
• Social Justice Warrior
• Special Snowflake Syndrome
• Steven Bonnell II - The person he successfully got banned from Twitch; but not for the lulz.
• Vaush
• Victim complex - Just like every single SJW, Keffals suffers from one

External links

• Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas Roberts (archive) - TL;DR Kiwi Farms thread with everything about him.
• keffals - Twitch
•  keffals - Twatter account
  •  secretkeffals - Twatter alt Baleeted. Now taken by someone else.
• Keffals - JewTube channel
• keffals - Patreon
• Watch his tranny fetish porn - If you dare.
• lucasroberts.lol (archive) - An externally hosted summary of events and MVPs for use when the DDoS against all of Null's network infrastructure eventually resumes.
• Keffal's Dox.
• Destiny's Expose Document.

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