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'''PACKGOD''' ([[Powerword]]: Elias Litchen) is a 30-something-year-old JewTuber manchild faggot | '''PACKGOD'''{{Jew}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Elias Litchen''') is a 30-something-year-old JewTuber manchild faggot whose videos only consist of bullying others, a.k.a. his way of lashing out at the fact he is a [[Loser|failure at life]]. For some reason, [[I'm 12 and what is this|he got famous off of this shit]]. | ||
==His Videos== | ==His Videos== | ||
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==Fake Content== | ==Fake Content== | ||
Around the end of the god awful year that we called 2022, a JewTube user by the name of [[Nobody|overweight content]] would post a video exposing [[Incel|Packgod]] in a Discord call, manipulating his friends into doing what he says for his video "Packgod vs. Discord Furry'. Despite this, his [[ADHD]] fans continue to suck on his cock and watch his content nonetheless. | Around the end of the god awful year that we called 2022, a JewTube user by the name of [[Nobody|overweight content]] would post a video exposing [[Incel|Packgod]] in a Discord call, manipulating his friends into doing what he says for his video "Packgod vs. Discord Furry'. Despite this, his [[ADHD]] fans continue to suck on his cock and watch his content nonetheless. | ||
==His Music== | |||
Other than the fact that he is a [[Unfunny|Discord packer]], he is also a [[Wigger|wannabe rapper]]. His music is fucking shit, just like his videos. He even dissed [[Pretty cool guy|Leg]] for apparently "taking everything away from him", even though Leg had every single right to do what he did. This makes Packgod more of a fucking loser than he already is. | |||
==Why He Will Never Get Laid== | |||
Because he is a fucking loser. Nobody loves him. He has no friends. Nobody would even notice if he died. But even if people found out, who would care? If you guessed '''Nobody''', then you are most certainly CORRECT! [[You Win the Prize|Click here to receive a prize for being such a fucking genius.]] | |||
==Why He Should Read This Article== | |||
So he can see how much of a loser he really is. He needs to see the reality, and why he is unable to get a girlfriend. If he reads this article, he would finally realize how much of a goddamn failure he is in life. Leg would be proud of this article. | |||
==Things PACKGOD Can Do To Get Help== | |||
*Become [[an hero]] | |||
*Get off of [[Discord]] and go outside | |||
*Eat cyanide | |||
*Breathe oxygen | |||
*Do coke | |||
*Get a job (''not likely'') | |||
*[[Fail]] (''he already did in life'') | |||
*[[Shotgun mouthwash|Put things in his mouth]] | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Basement-dweller]] - This is what PACKGOD is. | *[[Basement-dweller]] - This is what PACKGOD is. | ||
*[[Discord]] | *[[Discord]] | ||
*[[Autism]] - What he has. | |||
*[[ADHD]] - What his fanbase has. | |||
*[[Life]] - The #1 thing PACKGOD failed at. | |||
*[[Virginity]] - The thing PACKGOD will never lose. | |||
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ISHOWSPEED DRIED OUT WEED BODY BUILT LIKE AN ANAL BEAD HEADPHONE WIRE DEFLATED TIRE FARTED IN THE MIC AND CALLED IT FIRE |
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PACKGOD✡ (Powerword: Elias Litchen) is a 30-something-year-old JewTuber manchild faggot whose videos only consist of bullying others, a.k.a. his way of lashing out at the fact he is a failure at life. For some reason, he got famous off of this shit.
His Videos
His content consists of anything but funny. Half of the time, it is just him being an Aspie and "roasting" other people in Discord VCs. Keep in a mind, this a grown man doing this shit. It's fucking sad, honestly.
Gets Cucked By Leg
In 2022 of August, his so-called friend Leg would remove him from the void channel. After this happened, it caused immense REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs in the JewTube community. But most of it was PACKGOD's fans defending him and sucking his cock even though Leg had every right to do what he did. And people started hating on Leg for no reason, causing him to eventually delete all of his videos.
Fake Content
Around the end of the god awful year that we called 2022, a JewTube user by the name of overweight content would post a video exposing Packgod in a Discord call, manipulating his friends into doing what he says for his video "Packgod vs. Discord Furry'. Despite this, his ADHD fans continue to suck on his cock and watch his content nonetheless.
His Music
Other than the fact that he is a Discord packer, he is also a wannabe rapper. His music is fucking shit, just like his videos. He even dissed Leg for apparently "taking everything away from him", even though Leg had every single right to do what he did. This makes Packgod more of a fucking loser than he already is.
Why He Will Never Get Laid
Because he is a fucking loser. Nobody loves him. He has no friends. Nobody would even notice if he died. But even if people found out, who would care? If you guessed Nobody, then you are most certainly CORRECT! Click here to receive a prize for being such a fucking genius.
Why He Should Read This Article
So he can see how much of a loser he really is. He needs to see the reality, and why he is unable to get a girlfriend. If he reads this article, he would finally realize how much of a goddamn failure he is in life. Leg would be proud of this article.
Things PACKGOD Can Do To Get Help
- Become an hero
- Get off of Discord and go outside
- Eat cyanide
- Breathe oxygen
- Do coke
- Get a job (not likely)
- Fail (he already did in life)
- Put things in his mouth
See Also
- Basement-dweller - This is what PACKGOD is.
- Discord
- Autism - What he has.
- ADHD - What his fanbase has.
- Life - The #1 thing PACKGOD failed at.
- Virginity - The thing PACKGOD will never lose.
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PACKGOD is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
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