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'''Monica [[amirite|Jewinsky]]''' is a [[Girlvinyl|fat]] [[Jewish]] [[Whore|prostitute]] best known for having had [[buttsecks]] and [[oral sex]] with President [[Bill Clinton]].
'''Monica [[amirite|Blewinsky]]'''{{jew}} is a [[Girlvinyl|fat]] [[Jewish]] [[Whore|prostitute]] best known for having had [[buttsecks]] and [[oral sex]] with President [[Bill Clinton|Bill Clinton,]] whose ass she [[literally]] licked [http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/special/clinton/icreport/7groundsfoot.htm (see note #28)]. Lewinksy regards herself as "the [[AIDS|Patient Zero]] of [[Heatenings|internet shaming"]] and is so thoroughly ashamed of herself that she has only ever told her exclusive story once every six months in return for a large sum of money, embellishing it every time she does so.


As of 2018, Lewinsky's latest [[sob story]] is that by willingly entering into a sexual relationship with Clinton, she was [[LOLWUT|the victim]] of an [[Almost Rape|abuse of power.]] Naturally the [[SJW|SJWs]] and [[Feminazis|feminists]] are all over this crap, which is [[Shameless Self Promotion|precisely what]] Lewinsky wanted (the fat greedy Jew). Meanwhile, [[Republicans|everyone on the US right who hates the Clintons]] can be seen hopping up and down with glee as the 42nd President's dirty laundry is pegged out in public for the umpteenth fucking time.
[[Some argue|Constitutional scholars have remarked]] that if [[Bill Clinton|Kill]] and [[Hillary Clinton|Killery Klinton]] were really behind a string of [[Over 9000|millions of]] suspicious deaths, as [[Reliable sources|the Internet]] [[Common knowledge|believes to be the case,]] Monica Jewinsky would have been the first person the Klintons would have had murdered. But no-one ever listens to [[Bureaucratic fucks|constitutional scholars.]] It's far more fun to imagine sinister reasons that Bill Clinton's chiropodist's dad's next-door-neighbor's best friend's cousin might have been murdered (despite the fact that they were 500lbs overweight, smoked 80 a day, and were struck by lightning while crossing the road, seen by 300 independent witnesses).
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== Childhood ==
== Childhood ==


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Clinton was quickly charged with a variety of crimes- from perjury, to obstruction of justice; to "dude, you fucked ''that''?". The charges were eventually dropped, however, when President Clinton threatened to have [[Hillary Clinton|Hillary]] testify on his behalf, and prosecutors decided they didn't want to be reminded of just how lousy this guy's taste in women is.
Clinton was quickly charged with a variety of crimes- from perjury, to obstruction of justice; to "dude, you fucked ''that''?". The charges were eventually dropped, however, when President Clinton threatened to have [[Hillary Clinton|Hillary]] testify on his behalf, and prosecutors decided they didn't want to be reminded of just how lousy this guy's taste in women is.


==Current Wherabouts==
==Current Whereabouts==
[[Attention whore]]s are like [[herpes]]: once they start riding the media's cock, they never go away. Addicted to the attention, these [[whores]] keep coming back for their fix. So it is with Monica, who just never gets the hint that 1) she's a [[whore]] and 2) we all want whores to [[STFU]] and [[GTFO]] once their (blow)job is done.  
[[Attention whore]]s are like [[herpes]]: once they start riding the media's cock, they never go away. Addicted to the attention, these [[whores]] keep coming back for their fix. So it is with Monica, who just never gets the hint that 1) she's a [[whore]] and 2) we all want whores to [[STFU]] and [[GTFO]] once their (blow)job is done.  


===Monica's First Attention Whore Tour 1999-2004===
==[[The Current Year|2018:]] [[Bullshit|"Abuse of Power!"]]==
Lewinsky used the political connections she ''earned'' to get hired on as some [[fag]] marketer for a designer purse company; and to create her own line of designer purses, bags, and knee pads.


{{quote| Her handbags, made of cloth in a "hippie chic" style, are sold at Henri Bendel in Manhattan, at Fred Segal Melrose in West Hollywood, Calif., and on her Web site, therealmonicainc.com. ''I originally wanted to use Monicainc.com, but that was taken by a whorehouse,'' she said. ''A friend said, 'What about The Real Monica Inc.?' and I thought, 'O.K.'|[http://www.nytimes.com/2000/06/25/business/business-in-monica-s-story-a-chapter-on-entrepreneurship.html Monica Lewinsky (Jew York Times June 25, 2000])}}
Yup, Monica has felt which way the wind is [[Irony|blowing]] and knows she can [[Irony|milk]] more bucks out of the [[Millennials|new generation]] of [[Irony|suckers,]] to whom Bill Clinton is as unfamiliar as [[Warren G. Harding|Warren G. Harding.]] But never mind all that, what counts is the [[Irony|column inches.]] And with vacuous media airheads like media pundit Suzanne Moore on the case, [[Whore|Monica]] can even [[Lie|completely reverse her story]] and earn [[WTF|plaudits for her bravery.]]


Despite the obvious saleability of a product line created by a [[fat]]ty who's only claim to fame is that she was a convenient [[cumdumpster]] to a horny old politician, the product line failed, big. After sitting on the racks for years collecting dust, they were given to the homeless. By 2004, the [[faggots]] at Vogue Magazine [http://www.vogue.co.uk/news/2004/05/27/is-the-lewinsky-affair-over officially declared Monica's handbag-venture dead]. Monica would need a new vehicle for her attention-seeking, since [http://ethicsalarms.com/2013/07/25/monica-lewinsky-turns-40-the-ethics-train-wreck-that-never-stopped/ Jenny Craig dumped the [[slut]] after she failed to cut down on her cum-guzzling].
{{quote|'''Lewinsky goes much deeper, however, and [[Lies|brilliantly challenges her own previous narrative.]] Four years ago, she still wrote of her relationship with Clinton as [[Prostitution|consensual.]] It was important for her to own her sexuality as a marker of her [[Inconsistent Personality Disorder|own agency,]] and she did not want to see herself as a victim. “Sure, my boss took advantage of me,” she wrote then. [[Faulty Logic|The abuse came after, in order to protect his power.]]'''|[[Idiot|Suzanne Moore,]] [[Obvious|The Guardian,]] [https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/mar/01/monica-lewinsky-bill-clinton-abuse-power March 1, 2018] (Archived: {{archive|63YsQ|1}} {{wayback|https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/mar/01/monica-lewinsky-bill-clinton-abuse-power|title=2}})}}
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===Monica's Attention Whore Tour 2014-2015===


===2004-2006: Monica receives [[masturbation|Mastur]]'s Degree===
Despite the fact that the world would be grateful if she died in a fire, Monica Lewinsky re-surfaced to [[attention whore]] some moar in 2014, first with some interviews...


In December 2006, Monica [http://www.nbcnews.com/id/16304915/ns/politics/t/lewinsky-graduates-uk-business-school waddled across a graduation stage to receive a degree from the London School of Economics]. The title of [[plagiarism|Monica's thesis]] was: "''In Search of the Impartial Juror: An exploration of the third person effect and pre-trial publicity.''"
[[Image:MonicaLewinskyNYPostSmall.jpg|center]]


How could a woman who barely scraped a 2.00 GPA at Lewis & Clark College, and is [http://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/press-past/2013/01/25/bill-clinton-15-years-ago-i-did-not-have-sexual-relations-with-that-woman unable to spell the word "public,"] received admission to the prestigious British university, an admissions dean replied: "Superior oral skills."
And then she gave an TED talk overflowing with [[attention whoring]], [[drama]][[fag]] [[kike]]ness:
{{quote|Some of you might be asking, ‘Who the hell is she, this Monica, and what is she doing here?’ Or maybe even, ‘What is she doing in all of those Rap lyrics?’ Thank you, Beyoncé and Eminem. And Nicki Minaj. And Kid Cudi. Lil B and Lil Wayne. And of course G-Eazy, but let’s not forget Jeezy and all the rest.”|Famewhore Monica Lewinsky, TED talk, March 23, 2015}}


===2012: "I'M WRITING A TOP-SECRET BOOK!!1" Monica blabbed===
She also opened a [[twitter]]...though she still has fewer followers than Duke pornslut [[Miriam Weeks]]. People pretty much snickered and sneared at Monica's [[Jew]]ishy attention-seeking.


In 2012, Monica [[Jew|Lew]]insky was said to be writing a book, with [http://pagesix.com/2012/09/13/lewinsky-shopping-new-top-secret-book/ major publishers, who were all asked to sign nondisclosure agreements to take the meetings].
{{quote|Monica Lewinsky is doomed.|[http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/07/02/monica-lewinsky-is-doomed-trying-to-craft-a-career-outside-hher-infamy-may-prove-an-impossible-task.html Some dumb media oldfag, 2014]}}
 
The book deal fell through, though, when Monica insisted on writing the manuscript with a [[jizz]]filled quill pen.


===2013: Monica Lewinsky [[bullshit|"Guards Her Privacy"]]===
===2013: Monica Lewinsky [[bullshit|"Guards Her Privacy"]]===
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The article went on to chronicle Lewinsky's history of shamelessly whoring for media-attention, just in time for her next re-re-re-branding:
The article went on to chronicle Lewinsky's history of shamelessly whoring for media-attention, just in time for her next re-re-re-branding:


===Monica's Attention Whore Tour 2014-2015===
===2012: "I'M WRITING A TOP-SECRET BOOK!!1" Monica blabbed===
 
In 2012, Monica [[Jew|Lew]]insky was said to be writing a book, with [http://pagesix.com/2012/09/13/lewinsky-shopping-new-top-secret-book/ major publishers, who were all asked to sign nondisclosure agreements to take the meetings].


Despite the fact that the world would be grateful if she died in a fire, Monica Lewinsky re-surfaced to [[attention whore]] some moar in 2014, first with some interviews...
The book deal fell through, though, when Monica insisted on writing the manuscript with a [[jizz]]filled quill pen.


===2004-2006: Monica receives [[masturbation|Mastur]]'s Degree===


[[Image:MonicaLewinskyNYPostSmall.jpg|center]]
In December 2006, Monica [http://www.nbcnews.com/id/16304915/ns/politics/t/lewinsky-graduates-uk-business-school waddled across a graduation stage to receive a degree from the London School of Economics]. The title of [[plagiarism|Monica's thesis]] was: "''In Search of the Impartial Juror: An exploration of the third person effect and pre-trial publicity.''"


How could a woman who barely scraped a 2.00 GPA at Lewis & Clark College, and is [http://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/press-past/2013/01/25/bill-clinton-15-years-ago-i-did-not-have-sexual-relations-with-that-woman unable to spell the word "public,"] received admission to the prestigious British university, an admissions dean replied: "Superior oral skills."


And then she gave an TED talk overflowing with [[attention whoring]], [[drama]][[fag]] [[kike]]ness:
===Monica's First Attention Whore Tour 1999-2004===
{{quote|Some of you might be asking, ‘Who the hell is she, this Monica, and what is she doing here?’ Or maybe even, ‘What is she doing in all of those Rap lyrics?’ Thank you, Beyoncé and Eminem. And Nicki Minaj. And Kid Cudi. Lil B and Lil Wayne. And of course G-Eazy, but let’s not forget Jeezy and all the rest.”|Famewhore Monica Lewinsky, TED talk, March 23, 2015}}
Lewinsky used the political connections she ''earned'' to get hired on as some [[fag]] marketer for a designer purse company; and to create her own line of designer purses, bags, and knee pads.  


She also opened a [[twitter]]...though she still has fewer followers than Duke pornslut [[Miriam Weeks]]. People pretty much snickered and sneared at Monica's [[Jew]]ishy attention-seeking.
{{quote| Her handbags, made of cloth in a "hippie chic" style, are sold at Henri Bendel in Manhattan, at Fred Segal Melrose in West Hollywood, Calif., and on her Web site, therealmonicainc.com. ''I originally wanted to use Monicainc.com, but that was taken by a whorehouse,'' she said. ''A friend said, 'What about The Real Monica Inc.?' and I thought, 'O.K.'|[http://www.nytimes.com/2000/06/25/business/business-in-monica-s-story-a-chapter-on-entrepreneurship.html Monica Lewinsky (Jew York Times June 25, 2000])}}


{{quote|Monica Lewinsky is doomed.|[http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/07/02/monica-lewinsky-is-doomed-trying-to-craft-a-career-outside-hher-infamy-may-prove-an-impossible-task.html Some dumb media oldfag, 2014]}}
Despite the obvious saleability of a product line created by a [[fat]]ty who's only claim to fame is that she was a convenient [[cumdumpster]] to a horny old politician, the product line failed, big. After sitting on the racks for years collecting dust, they were given to the homeless. By 2004, the [[faggots]] at Vogue Magazine [http://www.vogue.co.uk/news/2004/05/27/is-the-lewinsky-affair-over officially declared Monica's handbag-venture dead]. Monica would need a new vehicle for her attention-seeking, since [http://ethicsalarms.com/2013/07/25/monica-lewinsky-turns-40-the-ethics-train-wreck-that-never-stopped/ Jenny Craig dumped the [[slut]] after she failed to cut down on her cum-guzzling].


==Videos==
==Videos==
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*[[Bill Clinton]]
*[[Bill Clinton]]
*[[Hillary Clinton]]
*[[Hillary Clinton]]
*[[Zoe Quinn]] - Monica's BFF on Twitter.


==External Links==
==External Links==
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*[http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/03/every-rap-song-that-mentions-monica-lewinsky.html Every Rap Song That Mentions Monica Lewinsky]
*[http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/03/every-rap-song-that-mentions-monica-lewinsky.html Every Rap Song That Mentions Monica Lewinsky]
*[http://www.nydailynews.com/archives/entertainment/monica-dad-nbc-lay-article-1.846586 Monica Lewinsky's Daddy threatens LOLSUIT against "Law & Order SVU" for using "lewinsky" to mean "blowjob" (1999)]
*[http://www.nydailynews.com/archives/entertainment/monica-dad-nbc-lay-article-1.846586 Monica Lewinsky's Daddy threatens LOLSUIT against "Law & Order SVU" for using "lewinsky" to mean "blowjob" (1999)]
*[https://apnews.com/662d61b05e7548088ffd2f8dcd573d54/Lewinsky-storms-offstage-after-'off-limits'-Clinton-question Jewinsky, who is only famous for one reason, storms out of (((Israeli publicity event))) after a questioner mentions that one reason] (Archived: {{archive|XgRbs|1}} {{wayback|https://apnews.com/662d61b05e7548088ffd2f8dcd573d54/Lewinsky-storms-offstage-after-'off-limits'-Clinton-question|title=2}})
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Latest revision as of 23:47, 15 November 2021

Monica Lewinsky = infected with GOTIS
You can help by not giving her any attention.


2018: Here we go again. She must have blown her savings, too

Monica Blewinsky✡ is a fat Jewish prostitute best known for having had buttsecks and oral sex with President Bill Clinton, whose ass she literally licked (see note #28). Lewinksy regards herself as "the Patient Zero of internet shaming" and is so thoroughly ashamed of herself that she has only ever told her exclusive story once every six months in return for a large sum of money, embellishing it every time she does so.

As of 2018, Lewinsky's latest sob story is that by willingly entering into a sexual relationship with Clinton, she was the victim of an abuse of power. Naturally the SJWs and feminists are all over this crap, which is precisely what Lewinsky wanted (the fat greedy Jew). Meanwhile, everyone on the US right who hates the Clintons can be seen hopping up and down with glee as the 42nd President's dirty laundry is pegged out in public for the umpteenth fucking time.

Constitutional scholars have remarked that if Kill and Killery Klinton were really behind a string of millions of suspicious deaths, as the Internet believes to be the case, Monica Jewinsky would have been the first person the Klintons would have had murdered. But no-one ever listens to constitutional scholars. It's far more fun to imagine sinister reasons that Bill Clinton's chiropodist's dad's next-door-neighbor's best friend's cousin might have been murdered (despite the fact that they were 500lbs overweight, smoked 80 a day, and were struck by lightning while crossing the road, seen by 300 independent witnesses).

Childhood

Monica was born in 1973 in San Francisco, California, to parents Mel Gibson and Barbara Streisand. She had early experience in spreading her legs for dirty old men:

   
“ 		 
I was there at the beginning. I kissed that little girl's inner thighs when she was six days old--I said, 'Look at those little poulkes."
  		„
  		 

—Jew lawyer William H. Ginsburg, who paid Monica's parents to give the portly pepperpot a bris

After sucking off her entire high school football team (because who wants to fuck a fatty, right?) and fucking her high school drama teacher Andy Bleiler, Monica moved to Washington, DC to fulfil her life's ambitions: (1) Become an unpaid intern and (2):

   
“ 		 
I'm going to get my presidential kneepads
  		„
  		 

—Monica Lewinsky, 1995

Monica Lewinsky

Scandal

Republicans had hoped to catch Bill Clinton in an extramarital affair in order to impeach him. After Clinton spurned Ann Coulter, they realized that he was not interested in anorexic transsexuals. Figuring Bill liked the power a guy gets in impressing a chunky, awkward chick, they hired Monica for the job instead. Monica had a White House job arranged as a janitor, but her extensive experience with the wet/dry vac made her a natural choice.

Both sides of the political aisle were outraged. Democrats were upset that their hero Bill Clinton couldn't score any better tail; and Republicans were upset they weren't getting lunchtime BJs from their interns.

Clinton was quickly charged with a variety of crimes- from perjury, to obstruction of justice; to "dude, you fucked that?". The charges were eventually dropped, however, when President Clinton threatened to have Hillary testify on his behalf, and prosecutors decided they didn't want to be reminded of just how lousy this guy's taste in women is.

Current Whereabouts

Attention whores are like herpes: once they start riding the media's cock, they never go away. Addicted to the attention, these whores keep coming back for their fix. So it is with Monica, who just never gets the hint that 1) she's a whore and 2) we all want whores to STFU and GTFO once their (blow)job is done.

2018: "Abuse of Power!"

Yup, Monica has felt which way the wind is blowing and knows she can milk more bucks out of the new generation of suckers, to whom Bill Clinton is as unfamiliar as Warren G. Harding. But never mind all that, what counts is the column inches. And with vacuous media airheads like media pundit Suzanne Moore on the case, Monica can even completely reverse her story and earn plaudits for her bravery.

   
“ 		 
Lewinsky goes much deeper, however, and brilliantly challenges her own previous narrative. Four years ago, she still wrote of her relationship with Clinton as consensual. It was important for her to own her sexuality as a marker of her own agency, and she did not want to see herself as a victim. “Sure, my boss took advantage of me,” she wrote then. The abuse came after, in order to protect his power.
  		„
  		 

—Suzanne Moore, The Guardian, March 1, 2018 (Archived: 1 2)


Monica's Attention Whore Tour 2014-2015

Despite the fact that the world would be grateful if she died in a fire, Monica Lewinsky re-surfaced to attention whore some moar in 2014, first with some interviews...

And then she gave an TED talk overflowing with attention whoring, dramafag kikeness:

   
“ 		 
Some of you might be asking, ‘Who the hell is she, this Monica, and what is she doing here?’ Or maybe even, ‘What is she doing in all of those Rap lyrics?’ Thank you, Beyoncé and Eminem. And Nicki Minaj. And Kid Cudi. Lil B and Lil Wayne. And of course G-Eazy, but let’s not forget Jeezy and all the rest.”
  		„
  		 

—Famewhore Monica Lewinsky, TED talk, March 23, 2015

She also opened a twitter...though she still has fewer followers than Duke pornslut Miriam Weeks. People pretty much snickered and sneared at Monica's Jewishy attention-seeking.

   
“ 		 
Monica Lewinsky is doomed.
  		„
  		 

—Some dumb media oldfag, 2014

2013: Monica Lewinsky "Guards Her Privacy"

LULZ were to be had when Time Magazine trumpted Monica's 40th birthday with this "head"-line:

   
“ 		 
Now 40, Monica Lewinsky Guards Her Privacy
  		„
  		 

— Time Magaine, July 23, 2013

The article went on to chronicle Lewinsky's history of shamelessly whoring for media-attention, just in time for her next re-re-re-branding:

2012: "I'M WRITING A TOP-SECRET BOOK!!1" Monica blabbed

In 2012, Monica Lewinsky was said to be writing a book, with major publishers, who were all asked to sign nondisclosure agreements to take the meetings.

The book deal fell through, though, when Monica insisted on writing the manuscript with a jizzfilled quill pen.

2004-2006: Monica receives Mastur's Degree

In December 2006, Monica waddled across a graduation stage to receive a degree from the London School of Economics. The title of Monica's thesis was: "In Search of the Impartial Juror: An exploration of the third person effect and pre-trial publicity."

How could a woman who barely scraped a 2.00 GPA at Lewis & Clark College, and is unable to spell the word "public," received admission to the prestigious British university, an admissions dean replied: "Superior oral skills."

Monica's First Attention Whore Tour 1999-2004

Lewinsky used the political connections she earned to get hired on as some fag marketer for a designer purse company; and to create her own line of designer purses, bags, and knee pads.

   
“ 		 
Her handbags, made of cloth in a "hippie chic" style, are sold at Henri Bendel in Manhattan, at Fred Segal Melrose in West Hollywood, Calif., and on her Web site, therealmonicainc.com. I originally wanted to use Monicainc.com, but that was taken by a whorehouse, she said. A friend said, 'What about The Real Monica Inc.?' and I thought, 'O.K.'
  		„
  		 

—Monica Lewinsky (Jew York Times June 25, 2000)

Despite the obvious saleability of a product line created by a fatty who's only claim to fame is that she was a convenient cumdumpster to a horny old politician, the product line failed, big. After sitting on the racks for years collecting dust, they were given to the homeless. By 2004, the faggots at Vogue Magazine officially declared Monica's handbag-venture dead. Monica would need a new vehicle for her attention-seeking, since Jenny Craig dumped the slut after she failed to cut down on her cum-guzzling.

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03bgood ☠ 2cash ☠ 2 gryphon ☠ 7jackass77 ☠ Adam Sandler ☠ Ahuviya Harel ☠ AIDS Skrillex ☠ AkewsticRockR ☠ Alex Ford ☠ Alison Rapp ☠ America's Third Party ☠ Amy Schumer ☠ Andrew Allanson ☠ Angry Joe ☠ AnimatedJames ☠ Anita Sarkeesian ☠ Anonymous Borg ☠ Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto ☠ Antony Aguilar ☠ April Davis ☠ Aquagirlwhitefox ☠ Argent009 ☠ Arguecat3 ☠ Arin Hanson ☠ Armake21 ☠ Asalieri ☠ Asher2500 ☠ Austin Alexander ☠ AvantGardePony ☠ Bambifan101 ☠ Barneyfag ☠ Basement Dwellers ☠ Ben Ford ☠ Ben Moynihan ☠ Benny_the_Snake ☠ Benthelooney ☠ Big Red ☠ Bikerfox ☠ Bill9929 ☠ Bill Gaede ☠ Bill Gates ☠ BLACKbusterCritic ☠ Bob Rehahn ☠ BrandontheMovieGuy ☠ Brandon Smith ☠ Brian Mueller ☠ Brian Richard Zaiger ☠ Brianna Wu ☠ Bronies ☠ ButLova ☠ ByAppointmentTo ☠ Carl the Cuck ☠ Cartoonjunkie ☠ Caseydecker ☠ CatboyKami ☠ Cheeyev ☠ Chloe Sagal ☠ Chris-chan ☠ Chris Crocker ☠ Chuck M. ☠ Clint of Rise and Fall ☠ CopperCab ☠ Corey Margera ☠ Coughlan666 ☠ Crazyvideosandrants ☠ Crinklemon ☠ Cyraxx ☠ Daniel Brandt ☠ Dan Cilley ☠ Dane Cook ☠ Dani Filth ☠ Darius McCollum ☠ Darknessthecurse ☠ DarksydePhil ☠ Dave Chapelle ☠ Dave Mustaine ☠ David Hockey ☠ Daxflame ☠ DBoyWheeler ☠ Deeker ☠ DeterminedToDrawUT ☠ Dev-catscratch ☠ DGTrixie ☠ Diaper Boy ☠ Dillon Cossey ☠ Diogo Mendes ☠ DisneyFan01 ☠ DisneyMaster ☠ DJ KEEMSTAR ☠ Dnepropetrovsk maniacs ☠ DodgerofZion ☠ Dogpatch Press ☠ Don Roberts ☠ Doodletones ☠ Doomer3868 ☠ Dorian_Gay ☠ Doug Walker ☠ Drakon ☠ DrossRotzank ☠ Doomentio ☠ Dustin ☠ EDP445 ☠ Emer Prevost ☠ Emos ☠ Epic Fat Guy ☠ EpicKitty54 ☠ Eric Abramov ☠ Eric Ridenour ☠ Erik Ribsskog ☠ ErtasVideos ☠ Filthy Frank ☠ Fagolescents ☠ FanFic Critic ☠ Fast Eddie ☠ Fat Man ☠ Faust & Pory ☠ Five Nights at Freddy's fans ☠ Flardox ☠ Fluffy teh wolf ☠ ForeverKailyn ☠ Friends of A-Log ☠ Furries ☠ G-Zay ☠ Gather Against Fate ☠ George Lopez ☠ Geoshea ☠ Ghost ☠ Girlvinyl ☠ Globelamp ☠ GoddessMillenia ☠ Graykat ☠ Greg Mazujian ☠ Gwen Gale ☠ Gwen Stefani ☠ Harmful Opinions ☠ Hellkiller777 ☠ I Dislike Cis People ☠ I Hate Everything ☠ Ian Miles Cheong ☠ Ichverbot ☠ icze⁴r ☠ Imma-The-Deer ☠ InkBunny ☠ Isabella Loretta Janke ☠ Jamil The King ☠ Jessi Slaughter ☠ Jessica Leeds ☠ Jim Profit ☠ JINXDROWNED ☠ Joe Crusher Pickles ☠ Joeker ☠ John Bulla ☠ John Field ☠ John Kricfalusi ☠ John Patrick Rogers ☠ Jonathan McIntosh ☠ Jonmon ☠ JonTron ☠ Joseph Camp ☠ Joseph8276 ☠ Joshua "Null" Moon ☠ Juggalos ☠ JustinRPG ☠ Kat Dennings ☠ Kendall Jenner ☠ Keegan Salisbury ☠ Kathleen Todd ☠ Kenny Glenn ☠ Kevin Havens ☠ Keffals ☠ Kimmo Johan Alm ☠ KingEmpoleon ☠ KingMasterReview ☠ Krashed ☠ Laci Green ☠ Larry the Cable Guy ☠ Lauren Faust ☠ LeafyIsHere ☠ Lecarick ☠ Leigh Alexander ☠ LeisureSuitGaming ☠ Lena Dunham ☠ Leonard F. Shaner Jr. ☠ Leslie Jones ☠ LifeInATent ☠ Likeicare ☠ Linkara ☠ LittleCloud ☠ LittleKuriboh ☠ Logo Kids ☠ Lordelthibar ☠ Low Tier God ☠ Lucian Hodoboc ☠ M. Chaos ☠ A Man in Black ☠ Manchildren ☠ Mar9122 ☠ Marbles ☠ MarioMario456 ☠ Mariotehplumber ☠ Marjan Siklic ☠ masteroogwgay ☠ Matthew Davis ☠ Matthew Nicholson ☠ McJuggerNuggets ☠ MDetector5‎ ☠ Meowbark ☠ MeganSpeaks ☠ Michael Batton ☠ Michael Fitzhywel ☠ Michael Gimson ☠ Mike Sandy ☠ Moleman9000 ☠ Monica Punk ☠ MonkeyGameGuides ☠ Moviebob ☠ Mumkey Jones ☠ MuZemike ☠ MylarBalloonFan ☠ MysteriousMrEnter ☠ MysticArk ☠ NaokoElric2250 ☠ NawlinWiki ☠ Neckbeards ☠ NeoGAF ☠ Nick Bate ☠ Nick Bravo ☠ Nikkineko333 ☠ Noah Antwiler ☠ Nostalgia Chick ☠ Notch ☠ Nullcherri ☠ Objectfags ☠ OFWGKTA ☠ Onideus Mad Hatter ☠ Onyx Forepaw ☠ Pacificoceanasia ☠ PaigeGirl ☠ Paul Feig ☠ Paulie Calafiore ☠ Parkourdude91 ☠ Peter Bright ☠ Peter Coffin ☠ PhantomStrider8 ☠ Phil Fish ☠ PhunWithLogic ☠ Pinkiepony ☠ Pit Viper ☠ Pixyteri ☠ Peluchin Entertainment ☠ PMRants ☠ Preachingthegospel ☠ Quentin Tarantino ☠ Rachael MacFarlane ☠ Randi Harper ☠ Richard Reid ☠ Ricki Raven ☠ RMG Productions ☠ Robert Stainton ☠ Robert Wayne Stiles ☠ Rockosocko ☠ Romeo Rose ☠ Rootbrian ☠ Rose3212 ☠ Ryan Routh ☠ Sad Frog ☠ SammyClassicSonicFan ☠ Sam Pepper ☠ Sarah Butts ☠ Sarahisnifty ☠ SaturnDOS ☠ Sceptre ☠ Schnookums ☠ Segacamp ☠ Sega Kid ☠ Seth MacFarlane ☠ Sethisto ☠ Shadman ☠ Simply Okami ☠ Slowbeef & Diabetus ☠ Snapesnogger ☠ Sonic Savior ☠ Sonmanic ☠ Sony-Mae ☠ Sophie Labelle ☠ Spax3 ☠ Stormy ☠ Superlisamcb ☠ Susan Boyle ☠ Tara Strong ☠ TheAmazingAtheist ☠ TheDOSFag ☠ TheSockDetective ☠ Tim Buckley ☠ TJ Lane ☠ Todd in the Shadows ☠ Tom Preston ☠ ToonEGuy ☠ Tourneyfags ☠ Trey Eric Sesler ☠ Trigglypuff ☠ Tyciol ☠ Tyler Garmany ☠ Ulillillia ☠ The Unknown Autobot ☠ Vade ☠ VinceintheBay ☠ Wade Fulp ☠ WeatherManKevin ☠ Wesley!!! ☠ WoWfan4life ☠ Wwwarea ☠ Weegeeisgoingtokillm ☠ Xenuria ☠ YandereDev ☠ Yoshiwii1 ☠ You ☠ youngbloodfantasy91 ☠ Zoe Quinn ☠ Zone

Their Methods

9gag ☠ Adventure Time ☠ An Hero ☠ AIDS ☠ Animu ☠ Alt-right ☠ Art School ☠ A-Log's Fanfiction ☠ ask.fm ☠ Asperger's Syndrome ☠ Assigned Male ☠ Bath Salts ☠ The Big Bang Theory ☠ Battle For Dream Island ☠ BlackLivesMatter ☠ Black metal ☠ Body Pillows ☠ BonziWORLD ☠ BitView ☠ Booze ☠ Bullying ☠ BuzzFeed ☠ Children's Cartoons ☠ Clown World ☠ Computer Science III ☠ Cosplay ☠ CumOnPrintedPics.Com ☠ Cuphead ☠ Dead Friend ☠ Death metal ☠ Death penalty ☠ Dating Sims ☠ DeviantART ☠ Discord ☠ Drugs ☠ Edginess ☠ Family Guy ☠ FanFiction ☠ Feminism ☠ Fedora ☠ Fidget spinner ☠ The Filthy Frank Show ☠ Five Nights at Freddy's ☠ Fleshlight ☠ Friend Zone ☠ FurAffinity ☠ Furry Art ☠ Fun Shitposting Wiki ☠ Garry's Mod ☠ Genshin Impact ☠ GoAnimate! ☠ Googlewhacking ☠ Gorillaz ☠ Goths ☠ Gravity Falls ☠ Green Day ☠ Greeny Phatom ☠ Grindcore ☠ Hacking ☠ Happy Madison Productions ☠ Homestuck‎ ☠ Hover hand‎ ☠ Hufflepuff ☠ High Score ☠ Incelcore ☠ Indie music ☠ Infantilism ☠ Insane Clown Posse ☠ Introvert ☠ Invisible Girlfriend ☠ IRC ☠ Jenkem ☠ Kiwi Farms ☠ Kotaku ☠ League of Legends ☠ Lego ☠ Libertarianism ☠ LiveJournal ☠ Lonely ☠ LoveShy ☠ Mai Waifu ☠ Mass Shootings ☠ Men's rights activism ☠ Minecraft ☠ MLP Forums ☠ MMORPGs ☠ MGTOW ☠ MUDs ☠ My Little Pony ☠ My Tiny Dick ☠ Nice Guyism ☠ Nu metal ☠ Oculus Rift ☠ Oh Shiternet ☠ Online dating ☠ Online sex games ☠ Overwatch ☠ Plastic Crap ☠ Plenty of Fish ☠ /r9k/ ☠ Rick and Morty ☠ Roblox ☠ Rule 34 ☠ RuneScape ☠ School Shootings ☠ Second Life ☠ Self-Victimization ☠ Shy Boys IRL ☠ Silk Screen Goku Shirt ☠ Slayer ☠ Slipknot ☠ Sluthate ☠ Smogon University ☠ Social Justice ☠ Source Filmmaker ☠ South Park ☠ Sparkalloon ☠ Speakonia ☠ Star vs. the Forces of Evil ☠ Steven Universe ☠ Taking the Internet Too Seriously ☠ Team Fortress 2 ☠ That Guy With The Glasses ☠ The Anytown Show ☠ The Entersphere ☠ The Sims ☠ They Might Be Giants ☠ Tomb Raider ☠ Tool ☠ Transformers ☠ Tulpas ☠ Tumblr ☠ TV Tropes ☠ twenty one pilots ☠ Uncharted ☠ Uncle Grandpa ☠ Uncyclopedia ☠ Undertale ☠ Unikitty ☠ UTTP ☠ VidLii ☠ Virginity ☠ Virtual Youtubers ☠ Vloggerheads ☠ WatchMojo.com ☠ Weezer ☠ Wikimania ☠ Wizardchan ☠ World of Warcraft ☠ YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG ☠ YouTube

Monica Lewinsky
is part of a series on Politics.
Ideologies: [You are wrong!We are right!]

Alt-right • Anarchy • Capitalism • Centrism • Communism • Conservatism • Cyanism • Democrat • Hippie • Liberalism • Libertarianism • Miltopism • Nazi • Nihilism • Neo-con • Pacifism • Republican • Reconquista • Socialism • Stoner Guru • Tory

Issues: [Fuck it, Too lazy.Get it fixed!]

Abortion • Arab Spring • Bahrain • Barron Trump • Birth • CISPA • Death penalty • Drugs • Environmentalism • Gays • George Bush doesn't care about black people • Girlfriends • Marijuana Addiction • Ground Zero Mosque • Marijuana Addiction • Mass Shooting • Gun control • Guns • Healthcare (2) (3)• Homeless • Housing Crisis • Hunting • Iceslave • Iran • Marriage • Miller Test • Miltopia • NAU • Pimpin' • Racism • Shoes • Taxes • Terrorism • Unemployment • War • Welfare

Politicians: [Rigging Elections is funVote for me]

Ahmadinejad • Akin • AOC • B.Allen • G. Allen • Angle • Ashburn • Bachmann • Bhutto • Bin Laden • H.Biden • J.Biden • Blagojevich • Blair • Boehner • G.Brown • S.Brown • Bunning • Jim Traficant • Dubya Bush • George H. W. Bush • Burr • Byrd • Cain • Cameron • Chavez • Che • Cheney • Chomsky • Chretien • Churchill • Clinton • Clinton II • Chelsea Clinton Hillary Clinton Clegg • Cohen • Coleman • Corbyn • Cowger • Craig • Cthulhu • Cunningham • Curtis • D'Alema • Dean • Delay • Duterte • Dwyer • Edwards • Fagan • Fiorina • Foley • Gerald Ford • Rob Ford • Geller • Gillard • Gingrich • Giuliani • Gonzales • Gore • Graham • Gravel • Greene • Griffin • Hague • Hanson • Harding • Harper • Harris • Hitler • Howard • Huckabee • Hussein • Jackson • James • Jidette • Johnson • Johnson, Boris • Kennedy • LaRouche • LBJ • Lott • Kerry • Kind • Kissinger • Kucinich • Lewinsky • Lieberman • Limbaugh • Loughner • Major • Marceaux.com • Marx • McBerry • McCain • McConnell • McHenry • McKinney • Mercer • Michael Bloomberg • Moore • Morocco Mole • Mussolini • Nader • Nixon • Obama • O'Donnell • Osborne • Paine • Paladino • Palin • Paul • Pelosi • Pence • Perry • Pinochet • Pritt • Putin • Quah • Quayle • Rasansky • Reagan • Rendell • Rice • Robertson • Romney • Rove • Rudd • Rumsfeld • Ryan • Saakashvili • Sanders • Santorum • Schumer • Schwarzenegger • Sharpton • Cyril Smith • Jacqui Smith • Spitzer • Stevens • Stranahan • Supreme • Taitz • Thatcher • Thompson • Thorley • TPMMuckraker Mole • Trudeau • Trump • Vance • Ventura • Vitter • Walz • Warsi • Washington • Waxman • Weiner • West • Williams • Wilson • Wolfowitz • X • Xenophon

Parties: [No beer? Fuck that.Hell yeah, a party!]

America's Third Party • Black Bloc • Dramacratic Party • Hard Party • Lemon Party • Liberal Party of Australia • North American DONG Party • OBAMACORN • Socialist Workers Party • Pirate Party • Zapatistas

Tactics: [Rage Quit.How do I get elect?]

2013 US Government Shutdown • Blaming China • Captain Nigga Defenda • Cloward Piven Strategy • Critical race theory • Cuckservatives • Demockery • Doomsday Clock • G20 Toronto Lollercaust • Liberal Butthurt Syndrome • Liberal guilt • Macaca • #NotMySuperbowlChamps • Occupy Democrats • Operation Lemonparty • Raped Statistics • The Resistance • Upworthy • Wunderground

See also: 2012 Elections • 2016 Presidential Elections • 2020 Presidential Elections • 2024 USA Presidential Elections • Internet Politics • PizzaGate • Political communities • Roe v. Wade

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