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I am one of the few cool people here. I'm like Kendrick Lamar if he grew up to be a loser on the Internet. This page is a cluttered mess pls excuse it. | |||
==Wiki-related== | ==Wiki-related== | ||
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===Articles by me=== | ===Articles by me=== | ||
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[[File:princepurplerain:).png|thumb|right|fucked up filename is fucked up]] | |||
'''Cous chan''' | |||
*[[Sminem]] | *[[Sminem]] | ||
*[[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit]] - I avenged u Russell | |||
*[[Toby Reynolds]] | |||
*[[Dr. Gloves]] | |||
*[[D˃E˃A˃T˃H˃M˃E˃T˃A˃L]] | |||
*[[Ken Ashcorp]] | |||
*[[Green Text Stories]] | |||
'''Cous Farms''' | |||
*[[StamperTV]] | *[[StamperTV]] | ||
*[[FlamencoTV]] | *[[FlamencoTV]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Patryk Kornatowski]] | ||
*[[Aaron Fechter]] | |||
*[[Thomas Kinkade]] | |||
*[[SomeOrdinaryGamers]] | |||
'''Cous Media''' | |||
*[[PTKFGS]] | *[[PTKFGS]] | ||
*[[Sematary]] | |||
*[[Arthur (PBS Kids)]] - less goooooo | |||
*[[Technoblade]] - Made for [[User:YaroslavTV|yaro]] | |||
*[[D4vd]] - Made for [[User:LuckyNumber|LN]] | |||
'''idk what to categorize this as but i made it''' | |||
*[[Tommy]] - i guess bro | |||
*[[TCC Shitting Up ED]] | |||
===Articles I fixed=== | ===Articles I fixed=== | ||
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*[[Icy Hot Stuntaz]] | *[[Icy Hot Stuntaz]] | ||
*[[Reviewbrah]] | *[[Reviewbrah]] | ||
*[[Ethan Klein]] | |||
*[[Daniel Larson]] - loved the part when grim used the term "dragon mommy" like anybody would know what hes talking about | |||
*[[Nick Bate]] - Remember kids, Archive fucking everything | |||
*[[Hispachan]] | |||
*[[Nathaniel]] | |||
=== Articles I wanna make === | === Articles I wanna make === | ||
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*[[Mia Khalifa]] | *[[Mia Khalifa]] | ||
*[[Brainrot]] | *[[Brainrot]] | ||
*[[The Bogdanoff Twins]] | *[[The Bogdanoff Twins]] | ||
*[[Bumfights]] | *[[Bumfights]] | ||
*[[Threemilk]] | *[[Threemilk]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Duckman]] | ||
*[[OneyNG]] | |||
*[[Supa Hot Fire]] | |||
*[[Bob Hickman]] | |||
*[[Jiggaboo Jones]] | |||
*[[R. Crumb]] - one that doesnt redirect to wyatt a mann | |||
*[[Who Killed Captain Alex?]] | |||
*[[Breadtube]] | |||
*[[Looney Tunes]] | |||
*[[Lost Media]] | |||
*[[Amos Yee]] | |||
*[[Bossmanjack]] | |||
*[[Kilroy Was Here]] | |||
*[[The Penny]] | |||
=== Templates I made === | |||
*Cous's Straw Hat Crew - Join now or be gay forever (technically [[User:Paul in the Mall|Paul the real ass nigger in the Mall]] made this but wtv) | |||
*Sektur/Sekturtard | |||
*{{Itchiogame|nigga|fucku|Itch.io game template}} - Made for [[User:Mercifulfag|merciful]] | |||
*{{Itchiouser|2.|Itch.io user template}} - same thing just for users | |||
===Templates I fixed=== | |||
*Rap template | |||
== <font color="#fea2ff">For Zoe Quinn ♥ ~</font> == | |||
<div style="background-color:{{User:Meepsheep/Vaporwave/colors}}; padding:10px;"> | |||
[[File:ZoeQuinnWhoers.jpg|thumb|center|Mommy Zoe Quinn]] | |||
[[File:Imagine looking like age 45 at age 27 - Zoe Quinn.jpg|thumb|right|I CANT BELIEVEEEEEE UR NOT MINEEEEEEEEEEEE]] | |||
<center>'''(Her full name will now be Zoe Cous after our marriage tmrw)'''</center> | |||
<font color="#AA336A">i can't keep pushing this down any deeper | |||
why do I keep trying if i cant keep her | |||
every move i make | |||
Is just another mistake | |||
I wonder what it would take | |||
bc it feels like theres a hole inside my body | |||
like theres a hole inside my heart | |||
its like this feelings gonna consume me | |||
if i keep waiting for this thing to start | |||
Ohh i feel like im all cummed up inside | |||
its like im all cummed up inside | |||
its like im all cummed up insiiIIIIIiideeEEeeeiiiidddddeee</font> | |||
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== More info about Cous == | |||
{{Underage}} | |||
[[File:9000 by Daedalus87m.gif|200px|thumb|COUS'S POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!]] | |||
===Misc Cous facts=== | |||
*I have a bbc | |||
*I racemix | |||
*I mog [[you]] | |||
*I have a high power level | |||
*Im a nazi | |||
*I go to school, neet, sleep, repeat : ( | |||
=== Things I like === | |||
*[[Guitar|Playing guitar]] | |||
*[[Music]] - I am a trve music warrior | |||
*[[Zoe Quinn]] | |||
*[[4chan]] | |||
*[[Dragon Ball Z]] | |||
*[[Lean|Wocky Slush]] | |||
=== Things I hate === | |||
*[[TCC]] | |||
*[[Niggers]] | |||
*[[Jews]] | |||
*[[Mexicans]] | |||
*[[Asians]] | |||
*[[Indians]] | |||
=== Idols === | |||
*[[Weev]] | |||
*[[Peter Scully]] | |||
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] - Nigga made one of the most influential ED articles and then left. | |||
*[[Lowtax]] - We all wouldn't be here without Lowtax. Remember that. | |||
*[[Ethan Ralph]] | |||
*[[Neutral Milk Hotel|Jeff Mangum]] - Unironically the greatest musician of all time. | |||
*[[BG Kumbi]] | |||
*[[Adolf Hitler]] | |||
*[[Null]] | |||
*[[MarioMario456]] | |||
*[[Nick Bate]] | |||
*[[Mumkey Jones]] | |||
*[[Charlie Kirk]] | |||
*[[Terry Davis]] | |||
*[[Count Dankula]] | |||
*[[Andrew Anglin]] | |||
*[[Martin Shkreli]] | |||
===EDiots I've successfully trolled=== | |||
*[[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded_Fag]] - I miss bro | |||
*[[User:LolzieCow69|LolzieCow69]] - he even added me to his article awww | |||
*[[User:Gdnigger2012|Gdnigger2012]] | |||
*[[User:saltnigga|Mudfucker]] | |||
*[[Patryk Kornatowski]] | |||
*Countless Newfags - wow guys im so cool | |||
*[[BURK]] - I made him think he used to know me lol | |||
*[[Pedro J. Garcia]] | |||
*[[Donald Buffkin]] | |||
When will you defeat me...in your dreams... | |||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
* [[Honorary Aryan]] | * [[Honorary Aryan]] | ||
== External Links == | |||
*{{EDFmember|couscous.1261|Couscous}} | |||
[ | *{{discord|u|urstepbro.9}} - add me to discuss srs wiki matters or something. | ||
*[https://irony.wiki/wiki/Evil_Incorporated_(_Gondal_NEW_) This article mentions me] | |||
==Gallery== | |||
<gallery> | |||
File:edgelordcharlie.gif| | |||
File:tomgween.png|[[Tom Green]] answering my call | |||
File:With_artisanal-style_sourdough_crust_and_sun-ripened_tomatoes_from_Northern_Italy,_Suprema_is_fr.mp4|thumb|Squidgewell sent me this at 2 AM #Never4get | |||
File:SealED.png | |||
File:stoicsdrawing.jpg|thumb|right|Go visit [[user:Stoic Sigma 2|Stoic Sigma]]'s page right now you gay nigger. | |||
File:hoponpop.png|[[Dr. Seuss|Hop on Pop]] | |||
File:Mabelhuggingpig.gif | |||
File:myniggafr.png | |||
File:Doug raped Patti.jpg|this picture is a poster in my room | |||
File:Blackberry.png|[[Lil B]], [[Neutral Milk Hotel]], [[Kanye West]], and [[Anal Cunt]]. All I need in life. | |||
File:emoclarence.png | |||
File:G-Zay_admitting_defeat.png | |||
File:Chin-Chan Myspace7.jpg|my beloved | |||
File:St. Floyd.jpeg | |||
File:nickbatepfpepic.png | |||
File:mmmpiggy.png | |||
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File:Sadboy_Bart.png | |||
File:nullchill.jpg | |||
File:grimdrawing.png|[[User:LordGrimThInvincible|grim]]'s drawing he did for me | |||
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==Videos== | |||
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{{Goth}} | {{Goth}} | ||
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æ 4evar or wtv
this is my favorite page ----> page
i talked to meepsheep 10 years ago, he told me everything will be alright



JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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I am one of the few cool people here. I'm like Kendrick Lamar if he grew up to be a loser on the Internet. This page is a cluttered mess pls excuse it.
Wiki-related
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Articles by me

Cous chan
- Sminem
- Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit - I avenged u Russell
- Toby Reynolds
- Dr. Gloves
- D˃E˃A˃T˃H˃M˃E˃T˃A˃L
- Ken Ashcorp
- Green Text Stories
Cous Farms
Cous Media
- PTKFGS
- Sematary
- Arthur (PBS Kids) - less goooooo
- Technoblade - Made for yaro
- D4vd - Made for LN
idk what to categorize this as but i made it
- Tommy - i guess bro
- TCC Shitting Up ED
Articles I fixed
These articles are mine now
- Death Grips
- Beastie Boys
- iDubbbzTV
- King Von
- Drake
- Zazef
- Icy Hot Stuntaz
- Reviewbrah
- Ethan Klein
- Daniel Larson - loved the part when grim used the term "dragon mommy" like anybody would know what hes talking about
- Nick Bate - Remember kids, Archive fucking everything
- Hispachan
- Nathaniel
Articles I wanna make
I forget my own ideas for the wiki so I need this to be here
- Anisa Jomha
- Mia Khalifa
- Brainrot
- The Bogdanoff Twins
- Bumfights
- Threemilk
- Duckman
- OneyNG
- Supa Hot Fire
- Bob Hickman
- Jiggaboo Jones
- R. Crumb - one that doesnt redirect to wyatt a mann
- Who Killed Captain Alex?
- Breadtube
- Looney Tunes
- Lost Media
- Amos Yee
- Bossmanjack
- Kilroy Was Here
- The Penny
Templates I made
- Cous's Straw Hat Crew - Join now or be gay forever (technically Paul the real ass nigger in the Mall made this but wtv)
- Sektur/Sekturtard
Itch.io game template - Made for merciful
Itch.io user template - same thing just for users
Templates I fixed
- Rap template
For Zoe Quinn ♥ ~


i can't keep pushing this down any deeper
why do I keep trying if i cant keep her
every move i make
Is just another mistake
I wonder what it would take
bc it feels like theres a hole inside my body
like theres a hole inside my heart
its like this feelings gonna consume me
if i keep waiting for this thing to start
Ohh i feel like im all cummed up inside
its like im all cummed up inside
its like im all cummed up insiiIIIIIiideeEEeeeiiiidddddeee
More info about Cous
Underage B& This user is under 18.
Meaning they will likely plaster strikethroughs, memes, niggers, faggots, and other overused unfunny bullshit around Encyclopedia Dramatica. You can help by cleaning up after them. |

Misc Cous facts
- I have a bbc
- I racemix
- I mog you
- I have a high power level
- Im a nazi
- I go to school, neet, sleep, repeat : (
Things I like
- Playing guitar
- Music - I am a trve music warrior
- Zoe Quinn
- 4chan
- Dragon Ball Z
- Wocky Slush
Things I hate
Idols
- Weev
- Peter Scully
- Jason Kendrick Howell - Nigga made one of the most influential ED articles and then left.
- Lowtax - We all wouldn't be here without Lowtax. Remember that.
- Ethan Ralph
- Jeff Mangum - Unironically the greatest musician of all time.
- BG Kumbi
- Adolf Hitler
- Null
- MarioMario456
- Nick Bate
- Mumkey Jones
- Charlie Kirk
- Terry Davis
- Count Dankula
- Andrew Anglin
- Martin Shkreli
EDiots I've successfully trolled
- Retarded_Fag - I miss bro
- LolzieCow69 - he even added me to his article awww
- Gdnigger2012
- Mudfucker
- Patryk Kornatowski
- Countless Newfags - wow guys im so cool
- BURK - I made him think he used to know me lol
- Pedro J. Garcia
- Donald Buffkin
When will you defeat me...in your dreams...
See Also
External Links
Couscous
urstepbro.9 - add me to discuss srs wiki matters or something.- This article mentions me
Gallery
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Tom Green answering my call
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Squidgewell sent me this at 2 AM #Never4get
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Go visit Stoic Sigma's page right now you gay nigger.
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this picture is a poster in my room
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my beloved
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grim's drawing he did for me
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