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User:Monty Burns/MadThad0890
MadThad0890 aka Thaddeus Lewis McMichael is a 24 year old black, weeaboo, forever alone pedophile who is as hilariously self-incriminating as Erik_Möller. As a true /a/ warrior, he has a waifu from a shitty animu. The biggest lulz came when he was vanned for opening admitting his pedo fetishes on Facebook.
Meet the man with the waifu
—On how MadThad choose his Waifu at random. | ||
Instead of getting a date with Michigan’s finest, Madthad cemented his forever alone status by obsessing over a Mary Sue character from the shit-tier wish-fulfillment harem anime, School Days; Kotonoha Katsura. MadThad has shooped his head on the body of the main character and Kotonoha's actual love interest in the show in several pictures. Declaring her his waifu, he fawns over the xerox sheet in a picture frame. He also has two mouse pads, and even a body pillow of her that have made their appearances in several of his videos. Madthad claimed to have spent $30 on the pillow case of his body pillow that would’ve cost less than a third of that at Walmart without the animu character.
Two of such videos contained him “sharing” a cake with his “waifu.” By sharing, we mean that Madthad ate both cakes in front of an anime picture.
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If that wasn’t enough, MadThad recorded himself fucking his body pillow. His humping skills are on par with Chris Chan’s. You can watch it here: [1]
Thad’s Other Kinks
—Such an odd statement from a self-proclaimed "straight" pedo. | ||
When Thad is not busy fapping to lolicon, CP, or his waifu; he’s fapping to other fetishes that could make some wonder if there is more to his sexuality than he’s letting on. Thad has also admitted to getting off to trannies, little boys (especially the ones in Boku No Pico), and even bestiality. Being the desperate guy that he is, he cannot even get himself even the most ugliest tranny. So, MadThad shooped himself with tranny pornstar Bailey Jay.
Pedophile Vanned
— Why don’t you have a seat, MadThad? | ||
If that lovely quote wasn’t obvious enough, MadThad is a raging pedophile, even though he’s too much of a pussy to actually molest one. His unwillingness to keep it a secret is what sent the partyvan to his door. On Facebook, he discussed with his family and friends how to look for child porn, how to encrypt it, and how he faps after viewing it. How does the FBI even track IPs anyway?
After receiving an anonymous complaint about his posts, the FBI seized every shred of technology that MadThad owned. When questioned, MadThad replied that the posts about his cp collection were only a joke. However, the FBI wasn’t as stupid as he was and found 300-350 child porn pictures and videos under “don’t click/cp.” on his flashdrive.
MadThad’s fate is still unknown. Some argue that MadThad is currently in jail, being the waifu to a big burly prisoner. Others say that since this is MadThad’s first offense, he will under house arrest until trial with no internet access. As it turns out, MadThad posted bail to escape from playing a game of irl Dating Sim with Bubba in the showers. However, he has to wear an ankle monitor and is banned from using the internet.
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The IRL version of Marry Your Favorite Character Online. -
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Youtube Shenanigans
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