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Axel Muganwa Rudakubana
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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WARNING! Around blacks, never relax! |
 They'll say that the stabbing spree wasn't racially motivated, but we know better. | |
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| Axel Muganwa Rudakubana | |
| Born | August 7, 2006 (18 years old) |
| Nationality: | Rwandan-Britfag  
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| Highscore | Killed 3, injured 10 |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | Hack'N'Slash, Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
—Colin Parry | ||
Axel Muganwa Rudakubana, a dangerous immigrant from the African country of Rwanda, is just your average black person that vehemently despised Taylor Swift's music because she is a living representative of the white devils that enslaved millions of lazy blacks and doesn't bury her songs under a 1-2 beat or have unnecessary rapping in the middle of a song because she is trying to get a friend a music contract.
Coming from Banks, Lancashire, England, incel Axel Rudakubana woke up one day and decided that July 29, 2024 was the day that he'd mindlessly strike out against the "English man" by declaring war against little girls too young to fight against him and have their deaths serve as an example for all the racist crimes inflicted upon him and his black brothers.
Having been born with the disability of living in England and it being a country that is well-known for having some of the strictest gun control laws in the world, Axel was at a disadvantage when he went into a yoga and dance studio mostly populated by children during a Taylor Swift summer dance party. Being absolutely sane, like most of us, he wanted the satanic songs of Taylor Swift, where she pontificates on and on about all the boyfriends she has dumped, halted immediately. Being black and unable to dictate the agony he was suffering as the yoga/dance studio kept playing the shallow lyrics and uninspired sounds of her background music, all he was able to do was make chimp sounds, grab a knife, and go on a stabbing spree.
Being black and incapable of thinking more than 5 seconds into the future or beyond the rewards of instant gratification, Axel ran into the yoga/dance studio, waving his knife around like he was Deathstroke from a Batman comic. He killed 3 little girls and wounded 8 (plus 2 adults), surpassing the Couch Cuck by 1 kill.
Cucked by a Door
Leanne Lucas and co-teacher Heidi Barlow, both white, were able to think clearly and sought to protect as many children as possible once the attack started.
Leanne Lucas, who gave more and is in critical condition after the attack, sought to save as many children as possible by taking them out the fire door and hoped that she would trigger an alarm that would alert the police to the carnage that was going on.
Heidi Brown, obviosly not made of the stern materials that her superior is, only received minor injuries as she locked herself in a bathroom with a single child.
Together, Lucas selflessly saved a total of 15 children through her harrowing act of putting herself in danger to rescue as many Children as possible. Brown, on the other hand, being cowardly and being made of weak material and a rubber spine, sought more to save herself, looking for cover but knowing that if she didn't at least try to save someone her cowardice would be brought up. Choosing the bathroom as her hiding place, Brown grabbed a single child and quickly locked the door behind herself. For all that is said about English courage, Heidi Brown is proof that stereotypes aren't always that accurate.
Taylor Swift
Much like every piece of shit celebrity that worships Xenu and would suck the air out of your lungs just to watch you die for shits and giggles if they had that kind of power, Taylor Swift quickly called up her public relations guy and wanted to know how quickly she could make this English version Of The stabbing game all about her, or even have this event named after her and get people to refer to it as the Taylor Swift stabbing as a way to sell her brand.
Running straight to social media, as fast as her assistant could, Taylor Swift demanded that she write a heart wrenching post that would show readers that she has a beating heart and not a black hole in her chest and might even quell the rumors that she eats human flesh.
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Unaware of the mind fuckery she has over her fans, there was really no need for her to play to her fans that have named themselves Swifties. Because they follow her blindly due to the self hypnosis they perform on themselves bi-monthly, fans took it upon themselves to begin a fundraising campaign in her name.
Two members of the Taylor Swift UK & EU Facebook group, Cristina Jones and Holly Goldring, working with Alder Hey Children’s Hospital, set up a fundraiser that made over £275,000 in 2 days. The Swifties', goal is to, in Taylor Swift's name, help the families affected by this attack and fund the funeral expenses for the families of the three young girls that were senselessly murdered for no reason.
- Alice Dasilva Aguiar, 9
- Elsie Dot Stancombe, 7
- Bebe King, 6
Three tiny, innocent, angelic little girls that died for no reason because a white-hating, inferior-brained, racist black man decided to kill them simply for the color of their skin.
The Slippery Slope
Following the Dunblane school shooting in Scotland on March 13, 1996 that resulted in the deaths of 16 children and their teacher, the UK, having no balls, thinking about the children and wanting to give up all of their freedom the next time Germany attacks or the monarchy decides to get rid of what little bits of democracy they have left, passed the Firearms (Amendment) (No. 2) Act 1997, which banned pistols in Great Britain.
No longer having handguns and resorting to the cutlery section of Walmart to arm themselves for attacks, English citizens now blame an increasing knife culture for the recent rise in knife crime, which has led to calls for the government to do more to clamp down on and protect them from bladed weapons. Because they don't see any future problems with having nothing to cut an overcooked English steak with during dinner, they are willing to give up their knives and look at a future where French chefs in London will have to use plastic cutlery to prepare meals.
Autism Diagnosis
Shortly after the chimp's name was revealed, the news revealed to the British public that this poor little child killer, that you should feel sorry for and emotionally bond with, is in fact a victim of the horrific mind virus known as autism and is possibly also gay, with neighbors describing this tree-climbing ape as being a quiet choir boy who was a part of a school drama group and took part in a show in the Shaftesbury Theatre. Some have even gone on record saying that he never left his house. A textbook case of autism, but you would know that, wouldn't you?
While he sat, rocking back and forth and hitting the wall with the back of his head as he heard the charges laid against him with a smile on his face, autism support groups' hearts broke. If it wasn't for this crime, they said, no one would even know that he existed.
This, of course, totally excuses him from killing three little white girls, because autism is a seriously misunderstood condition that causes people suffering from it to not understand social cues or the laws that have been put in place to define what is considered right and wrong in society. It is a well-known fact that anyone who suffers from this condition should always get off the hook because they're completely innocent. This case is a perfect excuse for a dindu defense.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 3/20 10 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 5/20 |
| Style: | 10/20 Trolled one specific female singer like fellow Britfag high scorer Salman Abedi |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Far-righters started riots over a nigger stabbing cracker lolis |
| Bonus: | 0/20 No bonus, just a typical refugee at work |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
See Also
- Anton Lundin Pettersson - Another Hack'N'Slash player who got 3 kills.
- Couch Cuck
- England
- Knife
- Knife Control
- Murder
- Nigger
- School
- Yakub
External Links
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Axel Muganwa Rudakubana is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
| Featured article August 5 & August 6, 2024 | ||
| Preceded by You Will Never Be A Woman |
Axel Muganwa Rudakubana | Succeeded by Florida |