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{{ | {{ibhead|<big>'''Danderson'''</big>}} | ||
{{ | {{ibrow|'''Name'''|Daniel Robert Larson}} | ||
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|November 15, 1998 ({{age|1998|11|15}} years old)}} | |||
{{ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Men|Male]]}} | |||
{{ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[TikTok|TikToker]], [[Bullshit|Singer-Songwriter]], [[Hobo]]}} | |||
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Le 56 Face|56]] [[File:Le 56 Face.png|25px]]}} | |||
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|Golden, [[Colorado]], [[Jewnited States of Americunts]]}} | |||
{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Christianity]]}} | |||
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'''Danderson''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Daniel Robert Larson''') is a demon from Hell that is trying to take on the form of a human being. Many retarded faggots consider him to be the [[Gen Z]] version of [[Chris-chan]], as his audience is pretty much just Gen Z trolls. | |||
==Life== | |||
Daniels dad abandoned him and child protective services took him from his mom. He was mostly raised by his grandma and the government after that. He was arrested for lightly poking his wheel chair bound mom and spent over a month in jail for it after the whore claimed he beat her up. Daniel "graduated" from a school for retards in 2017. His grandma turned to dust, so he starts living in a group home with slave owners, err, I mean "caretakers". He then started using the internet, primarily jewtube and tik tok, and he became infamous for his shenanigans. | |||
==Pedophilia Allegations== | |||
In some time around [[2020]], Daniel's dumb Pinterest account got leaked and one of the galleries had lots of [[16-year-old girl|underage celebrities]], more specifically Grace Vanderwaal. If it wasn't already obvious this man needs some fucking mental help. And to nobody's surprise, this [[Sick fuck|sick fuck]] has an intense porn addiction. | |||
They also admitted to pedophilia numerous times, but because Daniel is easily manipulated into saying random shit, even when there is no one to manipulate him, and because his manajerks also use his accounts to make statements, the confessions of Daniel Larson are far from damning. | |||
=={{Glow|[[V&]]}}== | |||
On April 30, 2024, Daniel Larson was V& for up to 65 years for {{Glow|fedposting}} and not hiding behind [[7 Proxies|7 proxies]]. | |||
He is likley being held in a CIA blacksite for knowning too much. | |||
==Quotes== | |||
<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold; | |||
|I understand. I’m ending my life tonight. | |||
|His message to Grace Vanderwaal's mommmy dragon. | |||
|Because of my autism, my grandmother died of cancer | |||
|Admitting to killing his ✡grandmother✡ | |||
|BOB I NEED YOU TO GO LIVE RIGHT NOW. MAKE A SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNT AND PUT IT OUT THERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR I WILL KILL YOU AS WELL | |||
|No wonder he got sent to Azkaban. | |||
|Bob looks like an elephant in a turtle cage | |||
|The truth | |||
|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}</center> | |||
== Gallery == | |||
<center><gallery> | |||
File:DanwallFartson.jpeg| An artists rendition of Daniel | |||
File:DanielSideways.jpeg | |||
</gallery></center> | |||
==See More== | |||
*[[Pedophilia]] | |||
*[[Porn]] | |||
*[[Schizophrenia]] | |||
==External Links== | |||
[https://wiki.lolcow.city/daniel-larson/Main_Page They even made a wiki dedicated to documenting his life, just like] [[Chris-chan|OUR Danderson.]] | |||
{{Stub}} | |||
{{Aspies}} | |||
{{Lolcows}} | |||
{{pedoseries}} | {{pedoseries}} | ||
{{dyingalone}} | {{dyingalone}} | ||
{{manchild}} | |||
[[Category:TikTok]] | |||
Revision as of 18:01, 26 March 2025
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| Danderson | |
| Name | Daniel Robert Larson |
| Born | November 15, 1998 (26 years old) |
| Gender | Male |
| Occupation | TikToker, Singer-Songwriter, Hobo |
| Nationality | 56 
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| Residence | Golden, Colorado, Jewnited States of Americunts |
| Religion | Christianity |
Danderson (Powerword: Daniel Robert Larson) is a demon from Hell that is trying to take on the form of a human being. Many retarded faggots consider him to be the Gen Z version of Chris-chan, as his audience is pretty much just Gen Z trolls.
Life
Daniels dad abandoned him and child protective services took him from his mom. He was mostly raised by his grandma and the government after that. He was arrested for lightly poking his wheel chair bound mom and spent over a month in jail for it after the whore claimed he beat her up. Daniel "graduated" from a school for retards in 2017. His grandma turned to dust, so he starts living in a group home with slave owners, err, I mean "caretakers". He then started using the internet, primarily jewtube and tik tok, and he became infamous for his shenanigans.
Pedophilia Allegations
In some time around 2020, Daniel's dumb Pinterest account got leaked and one of the galleries had lots of underage celebrities, more specifically Grace Vanderwaal. If it wasn't already obvious this man needs some fucking mental help. And to nobody's surprise, this sick fuck has an intense porn addiction.
They also admitted to pedophilia numerous times, but because Daniel is easily manipulated into saying random shit, even when there is no one to manipulate him, and because his manajerks also use his accounts to make statements, the confessions of Daniel Larson are far from damning.
V&
On April 30, 2024, Daniel Larson was V& for up to 65 years for fedposting and not hiding behind 7 proxies.
He is likley being held in a CIA blacksite for knowning too much.
Quotes
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Gallery
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An artists rendition of Daniel -
See More
External Links
They even made a wiki dedicated to documenting his life, just like OUR Danderson.
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