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Brian Mueller
Brian Mueller (aka Razorath aka ThePhilosofag aka Blake Mueller) is the kind of loser you picture in your head when someone says "Reddit atheist." He's a lazy fat neckbeard who dropped out halfway through high school and never pursued a real job.
He currently lives with his mother in Hinesville, Georgia, where he spends his days making YouTube videos and taking photos of objects around his house. To make himself look like even more of an edgy faggot, he has a smoking habit, paints his nails black, and even owns a fedora. Despite continuously proving himself to be a complete failure at life, Brian has a massive ego and tries to present himself as some deep intellectual.
YouTube
Inspired by banana lover TheAmazingAtheist, Brian decided to drop out of his high school (Bradwell Institute) in 2012 to pursue a career in bitching in front of a camera. Despite making videos on and off over the past few years, Brian has never been able to make it past even 200 subscribers. This is because all of his content is either pseudo-intellectual ramblings or LOL SO RANDUMB garbage. It's also due to the fact that Brian can't stay consistent for shit. He's known to take long unannounced breaks from uploading, and give up on projects shortly after beginning them. The only people who actually bother watching his videos are his small circlejerk of internet friends. Since Brian's videos garner so little viewership, he's never made any money from YouTube.
In a desperate last ditch attempt to make some shekels, Brian created a Patreon page. He's had the page up for over a year now, and not a single person has been gullible enough to give this fat fuck any money. It's only a matter of time before he starts stripping for pay. Oh wait, he already does that for free.[1]
The Kewl Kidz Klub
Most of Brian's earlier videos were of him "ranting." Video titles included: "Fuck Da Copyright Police", "TYT Plus Is Fucking Stupid", "REALITY TV SUCKS!", and eventually "RANTING SUCKS!" Even though he repeatedly tried to validate himself within The Ranting Community, most people didn't give a shit about him. So Brian decided to make a group called The Kewl Kidz Klub. It consisted of every single edgy tryhard ranter on YouTube, with Brian as their ringleader.
Notable Members
- Brandon Smith/Bannanahammer1/FlyingCyborgRaptor - A redneck alcoholic who thinks smoking on camera makes him look cool. Also in desperate need of a dental plan.
- Heyzeus Krist - "Eviscerator of cunts. Defender of the sanctity of logic." Nuff said.
- Brook Douthat/RazgrizTheDemonLord - A squeaker autist who's admitted to pulling his pud to other people, including Brian. He once shoved a flashlight up his ass and imagined it was Brian's dick. Other talents include doing a spot on impression of Woody Woodpecker.
- Saket Antikumar/CultofClusterfuck - A curry-loving sperg known for his bipolar mood swings and Mickey Mouse impressions.
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Movie Reviews
Last thursday, Brian decided to become a film reviewer. His first review was about how Star Wars is *gasp* OVERRATED. However, instead of bringing anything new to the table, his video felt like a poor Man's version of YourMovieSucksDotOrg and JonTron. His humor was forced, the editing was clunky, and his points were disorganized and had little to no depth. Even though he planned to make more film reviews on his channel, Brian has zero dedication, so this is the only review he's ever uploaded. Remember, Brian wants to do this for a living.
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The Drunken Peasants
Much to Brian's dismay, TheAmazingAtheist responded to Brian during a Drunken Peasants podcast. The Drunken Peasants took turns bashing Brian for a video where he told TheAmazingAtheist to get help. Brian doesn't seem to have any sense of irony. Upon discovering TheAmazingAtheist made a response to him, Brian made a 22 MINUTE VIDEO claiming that he didn't care. The irony was eventually too much for Brian to ignore, and he quickly removed both his videos like a bitch.
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Ass Kissing
In 2013 the shut-in teen found The Ranting Community. This started with him meeting TheTruthHurtsNetwork who had introduced him to everyone. Since no one gave a shit about David, they soon after gave Brian similar treatment which lead Brian making a retaliatory video "An Open Letter To The Ranting Community". The video in where Brian unravels his little list of complaints to the ranting community, some of these include: Them being morons, copying each others opinions and having shitty video quality. Brian struggles at understanding irony. Not long after this, Brian got into a feud with ChickenDoodleSauce. Brian and Doodle got into drama, instead of agreeing to disagreeing like what most normal people do, Brian tells Doodle to kill himself and does a video "To ChickenDoodleSauce". After months had passed, Brian was thirsty to suck on some more cock and was destine to gain the approval of Anti-Feminists. Now this would be a tricky challenge due to half of them being ranters (NateTalksToYou, OfficialGATG, RanterInShades) so this would mean he would have to suck up to so many people. This took time but Brian had eventually wriggled himself into becoming accepted with Anti-Feminists. Everything was going well for Brian until he had enough of the Anti-Feminists and tossed them away. He was on his way to become a Feminist.
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The Loony Bin
In May 2014 he was sent to the looney bin after he had downed a bunch of pills in a Skype call. This was probably quite the shock for everyone, as this was the first time Brian had actually left his room for a long period of time. During the time that Brian was gone, Brian's girlfriend took control of his social life online. Constantly making updates about Brian's current situation, wallowing in pity and getting into arguments with his online friends. Eventually, Brian had returned to his palace and the first thing he considered doing was a video where he lies to everybody and tries to include some funny jokes in the mist of it which only his butt-buddies would ever laugh at (note the unclean hair which he probably had during his stay at the looney bin). Also, what a shock, Brian admitted he "exaggerated" this video.
Going a week without using the internet left Brian very traumatized, what ensued was self diagnosing himself with schizophrenia, pretending to hallucinate and convincing everyone that he was a...
"Cereal Killer"
Brian tried to convince all of his friend's that he was a cereal killer. This ranged from convincing everyone that he had murdered around 7 people (which later changed to 30) and confessing that he had went around killing animals. Brian doesn't seem to realize how difficult this is to believe that the overweight teenager who walks with a cane is a serial killer in disguise but he was confident enough to share it with his friends. Interestingly enough, this attitude was strongly influenced by his ex-girlfriend when she had expressed romanticizing serial killers, since Brian was so eager to suck up to her he managed to follow suit. He then came up with several murder stories which went from him killing since he was younger because of his admitted lack of social skills in a joking manner, to outright claiming this to people who he knew were gullible. This obviously left his friends pretty confused, especially when he became more open about this for seemingly no reason which eventually lead him into going mad with power and using this as a scare tactic to get people to be his friend and people who dislike him to beware or else he will kill you! His "friends" were mostly sceptical until one of his friends found out that his stories were inconsistent with Hinesville's crime record. So all of this was Brian pulling more than spoons out of his ass to get people to stop getting people to make fun of his prize whale. Brian likes to cover this up as a practical joke these days, claiming that it was all a social experiment and his friends seem to believe him. Then again, it's not like it's difficult for Brian to trick his friends. If they were stupid enough to believe he was a cereal killer then it must be easy to do the polar opposite.
DeviantArt
Not only is Brian a failure on YouTube, but a failure on DeviantArt as well. Most of what he posts are photos of himself or things near his house, along with some stupid filter applied to them. Aside from that, Brian also likes to display his lack of skill in Photoshop. Yet Brian still thinks he has room to judge people's banners and thumbnails.
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2edgy4me -
Brian's shit-hole of a home. -
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Too lazy to even trim his fingernails. -
A thumbnail Brian made for BurnCoalition. BC realized it was shit and never used it.
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Let's take photos of streets and signs around my home. -
That couldn't make it easy for people to find out where I live. -
Brian thinks applying stupid rainbow filters to photos is artistic. -
Pedophile
Much like his idol, Brian is a sick fuck. Apart from just getting naked in Skype calls (even when he was still under legal age) he is known for sending his dick to random people through various means. His fetishes include but are not limited to: fart porn, self mutilation, shoving shit up his ass, and pedophilia.
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Denail of being a pedophile
Brian has tried several times in very lulzy fashions to make sure people know that he totally isn't a pedophile. This ranges from stories about how the screencaps were photoshopped and/or inspect elemented, this was later proven false by the person who had took the screenshots in a Skype call with Brian's "friends". In his second lulzy attempt to save face, he told a "friend" that he was just trying to shock people an excuse Brian has been known to use before , seeing how this "friend" didn't believe a word he said he supplied some screencaps of the conversation. Given how no one believes these stories they can quickly be proven wrong this forces Brian to change his story at the drop of a hat in order to keep whatever little dignity he has left at this point.
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Just believe me without evidence. -
I'm repeating myself for the sake of it. -
I have nothing anymore please just believe me. -
You call me a pedo? BLOCKED! -
Brian getting called out on his bullshit.
Masturbating In Skype Calls
Edgy teens will do anything to try to be offensive or "funny" however one thing that usually no one does is getting naked in calls. Not only did he take it as far as getting nude in calls, but he's taken it further by masturbating in skype calls. If you need an excuse to never get in a call with Brian, this is it. This went generally unnoticed for a year and a half until he was in a call with a child named HorrorKid where he was fapping. This means he was in a call with someone who he thought was only 12 at the time and fapped while listening to him talk. This further proves his pedophilia, yet still he will continue to deny it until the day he dies
Ex-Whale
In early 2014, during a Google hangout, Brian met a whale who called herself Harley. Brian thought she was the most beautiful whale he ever saw, so he thought "If you like it then you should put a ring on it." He also saw this as an opportunity to finally get his dick wet. It wasn't long before they were engaged, and then Brian did the impossible and got the whale knocked up with 4 children. However, they all died before birth because the whale accidentally digested them. Then the whale swam away and fucked TheAmazingAtheist because he had more girth than Brian. On a side note, his girlfriend was 20 and Brian was 17 at the time. This means his girlfriend molested him. Since she left Brian, he had his heart broken because she cheated on him, leading him to call her a bitch and sending her dad all of her personal information, this also included her current home address. Despite this however, she has decided to become friends with him again.
Brian's Reaction To This Article
When The Ranting Community was going crazy about their ED article, Brian was completely apathetic to the situation.[4] However, when the tables are turned, Brian goes full moralfag and his insecurities begin to show.
External Links
- Brian's Blogger site with the default layout.
Dead website.
RazorathYT - Deleted Facebook.- Razorath - Dead Facebook.
RazorathExists - baleeted
BrianMuellerJr - Main channel.- Brazzerath - Second channel he puts 0 effort into.
- TheRealRazorath - Old channel
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razorath
razorath92 - thephilosofag - Inactive
https://www.gaybeast.com/user/show/razorath92 DON'T LET HIM NEAR SMALL ANIMALS
See Also
- The Ranting Community
- Tyler Garmany
- TheTruthHurtsNetwork
- Emery Bowman
- Dying alone
- Pseudo-intellectual
- MAN THE HARPOONS
- Brandon Smith
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