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[[File:Prison day.png|thumb|[[Ass rape|A common day in Prison]]]]
[[File:Prison day.png|thumb|[[Ass rape|A common day in Prison]]]]
[[Image:Themostpopularguyinprison.jpg|thumb|The prison [[bike]].]]
[[Image:Themostpopularguyinprison.jpg|thumb|The prison [[bike]].]]
[[Image:Jail_dog.jpg|thumb|They never wait. Never.]]
[[Image:Prison rapist.png|thumb|Oh yes he will.]]
[[Image:3rmka3.jpg|thumb|Just do what he says.]]
'''Prison''' is where you will likely be sent following the commission of a crime [[IRL]] thus forever ruining your ability to fart. Unlike [[Internet jail]], prison is an IRL [[friendster]], and meeting people mostly [[in the ass|involves anal penetration]].


On occasion, [[OTI]] may result in prison; these offenses include, but are not limited to: [[slander]]; [[cp|kiddy porn]]; hacking; [[RIAA|downloading music]]; writing [[emo]] [[poetry]]; being a [[furry]]; [[blanking]] ED pages; [http://sci.tech-archive.net/Archive/sci.med.diseases.lyme/2006-01/msg00184.html trolling srsly] ; and inventing new ways to [[terrorist|fly planes into buildings]].
'''Nigger University''' (also known as the '''[[Rape]] House''', the '''[[Welfare|Free Residences]]''', the '''Zoo''', '''[[Communism|Da Gulag]]''' or simply '''Prison''') is an institution created by [[The Man]] to contain the epidemic of [[Niggers|disease-ridden wild animals from Africa]] breeding everywhere and destroying [[White|Human civilization]], and was also used as an experiment to study if normal straight men can be converted into [[Faggot|homosexuals]] through [[Rape|non-consensual mating practices]] with said [[niggers|wild animals]]. It's where you will likely be sent following the conviction of a crime [[IRL]], thus forever giving you higher risk of [[AIDS]]. Unlike [[internet jail]], prison is an IRL [[friendster]], and meeting people mostly [[in the ass|involves unprotected anal penetration]].
 
On occasion, [[OTI]] may result in a prison sentence. These offenses include, but are not limited to: [[slander]]; [[cp|kiddy porn]] [https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/2252A (20 years)]; hacking [https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1030 (10 years)]; [[RIAA|downloading music]] (5 years); writing [[emo]] [[poetry]]; being a [[furry]]; [[blanking]] ED pages; [http://sci.tech-archive.net/Archive/sci.med.diseases.lyme/2006-01/msg00184.html trolling srsly] ; and inventing new ways to [[terrorist|fly planes into buildings]] [[Death|(o wait)]].


Prison has a way of making [[jailhouse gay|a gay man out of a straight man]] and is currently making a [[lesbian]] out of [[Jasmine Richardson]].
Prison has a way of making [[jailhouse gay|a fag out of a straight man]] and is currently making a [[lesbian]] out of [[Jasmine Richardson]].


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course she didn't have to worry about my next door neighbor Tommy sticking a shiv in my thigh. And what's with the lockdown? Why do we have to be locked in our cells? Are we that bad that we have to be sent to prison, in prison? You would think the weightlifting and the sodomy is enough.|Public Enemy #1|Just remember, when you're in here your the nigger; not me|A nigger on how white people get raped. Doesn't change the fact that he's black.|What you say mothafucker?! You wanna eat on my choad again!?|[[Typical]] Angry black man preparing [[penis|dinner]] for a fellow inmate.
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[[Image:Prison rapist.png|thumb|Oh yes he will.]]
[[Image:3rmka3.jpg|thumb|Just do what he says.]]




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* Rape by the guards
* Rape by the guards
* Rape by the warden
* Rape by the warden
* Rape by [[over 9000]] niggers
* [[Gangbang]]s
* [[Gangbang]]s
* [[Bubba]]
* [[Bubba]]
* [[Goatse]]
* [[AIDS]]
* [[AIDS]]
* Free HBO
* Free HBO
* ????
* ????
* PROFIT!
* PROFIT!
==Niggers in Prison==
[[Image:Niggers & bars.jpg|thumb|Immediately after birth, niglets are trained to spend life in carts to acclimatize them to their adult life behind bars.]]
[[File:Prison is negro beauty parlor evening news 27 oct 1905.jpg|thumb|Criminigs live in hope of rediscovering this prison]]
The very first species of animal you will be encountering in Prison is of course, the Nigger. Fun Prison Nigger [[Fact]]s:
* It is a fact that [[over 9000|over 90%]] of all niggers are currently in prison, are eventually going to prison, or in likelihood of going to prison. (the other 10% is [[Trayvon Martin|being shot]]).
* Niggers, though 13% of the overall American population, makes the vast majority of the Prison population, with the minimum of at least 40%-50%.
* The "School-to-Prison Pipeline" concept states that 1 in 3 niggers don't finish college, but go from elementary school straight to jail.
* Teenage niggers and niglets committing felonies are more likely to be tried as adults, found guilty and have earlier experience in life in the rape house, than be sent to a juvenile facility or receive rehabilitation treatment like white kids do.
* Niggers will get longer sentences than whites who have committed the same crime. A white person possessing 500 grams of [[crack]] will do 5 years or be paroled early, but a nigger in possession of the same WILL get a life sentence.
Those who have chosen to [[Gangster|live the black lifestyle]] often find themselves behind bars for [[rape|various]] [[theft|reasons]]. Usually, they find themselves on the wrong end of the law just for being themselves, acting in the animal instincts that they are. Niggers, ever since they were discovered by [[White people|Human Civilization]] have been going to various types of Prisons for as long as they can remember, from Roman prisons, to Arab prisons, to European prisons and of course, American prisons for [[slavery]].
Being a prisoner is a central part of the Black identity and therefore Black "culture" hence evolved in a prison setting. Incarceration is regarded by Negroid tribal culture as a badge of honour and an initiation ritual to prove [[gay|manliness]]. Major countrywide Negro gangs such as the Crips and Bloods require going to jail and serving hard time in order to be promoted into a true member or "brotha". [[Rap]] music actively encourages young niglets to prove their manliness by doing crime and getting beaten up by the police, because to them, if you ain't tough enough to survive in the clink then you ain't a real nigga but a pussy-ass white bitch who deserves to be raped. Also, the term "punk" and the Hip-Hop dressing style where one loosens his own pants to show his underwear, were derived from [[Prostitution|prison workers advertising their butts in exchange for money]].
[[Liberals]] think that there are too many colored people in prison and that [[racial profiling]] is to blame. They believe that the so-called "Prison-Industrial Complex" is a modern day form of [[slavery]] for [[Jews|corporations]] to make money [[China|while not paying minimum wage and subjecting them to brutal conditions]]. However this is false, for in fact it is proven that the standard of living for niggers is much higher in a penitentiary than out on the streets where they are more likely to starve to death (see [[Africa]]) or be killed to extinction by predators such as the [[Redneck|police]]. It works the same way as how zoos, contrary to what [[furry|animal rights activists]] say, are important in protecting endangered species such as the nigger's closest relative, the gorillas, from extinction. The zoo provides free [[Chikins|food]], shelter, sanitation, health services, education (in all forms of crime), [[Slavery|employment]] and [[Rape|entertainment]] at the expense of the taxes paid and laboured for by us working humans, and for an animal, what more is there to want? Basically the zoo, for an animal that lacks IQ to grasp philosophical bullshit such as free will, is heaven or a Utopia. It works in a similar way for our simian friends: prison, far from the liberal conception of it as Hell, is in fact another integral part of social [[welfare]] and protection given to the Black community by the natural and limitless generosity of humanity as it is the closest thing a nigger has to going to school and having a job just like a human being. This is why prison is also known as '''Nigger University'''.
Prison niggers are [[SFB|serious fucking business]] if you also happen to be in prison. They will find you and they WILL rape you. And this is what <strike>most</strike> all niggers [[These Cuffs|do]] once caught.
== Pedophiles in Prison ==
[[Image:Hanson_dateline.jpg|thumb|If you see [[Chris Hansen|this man]] IRL, chances are you are going to die in prison]]
Even when in jail there is a universal code of honour that even the most savage of humanity will follow. Murder, theft or being a nigger are considered badges of honour that can earn you a place of privilege and power within a gang. However, there is a universal moral code amongst all inmates: [[Pedophile]]s, [[CP|child pornographers]], and anybody who harms children are at the absolute bottom of the food chain. Even Evil has standards, for all criminals, even niggers, drug dealers and sociopaths, violently despise pedophiles. The hypothesis for this behaviour is that most inmates are themselves parents who have children. Others, however, posit that inmates hate pedophiles because while murder and theft can be justified and therefore considered "honorable", being a [[sick fuck]] who takes pleasure in harming innocent children can never be excused.
Once entering Prison, the pedophile will immediately be raped in every orifice in his body, in his ass, in his mouth, up to [[Guro|even his eye sockets]]. He will endure a life of rape and torture from the entire prison population until he dies or commits suicide. And if he dies from the hands of another inmate, it will surely be a torturous one: he will be castrated, and his entrails and intestines scattered all over as he is disemboweled alive. The murderer can take satisfaction in that his fate is the death row; the pedophile can only cower in fear in that his fate is eternal rape. It's the ultimate "Eye for an Eye" justice.
For this reason, pedophiles like [[Josef Fritzl]] and [[Larry Nassar]] are, once convicted, automatically put in protective custody, [[Basement-dweller|solitary confinement]] for the rest of their life, with no hope of contact with humanity ever again. Inmates may fight against each other, but they have one common goal, to punish pedophiles with [[Rape|the very weapon they have used to terrorise children]].


== Women in Prison ==
== Women in Prison ==
[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|<s>Not</s> the most accurate portrayal of women's prison]]
[[Image:Lezzieprisonpron.JPG|thumb|<s>Not</s> the most accurate portrayal of women's prison]]
[[Image:Hanson_dateline.jpg|thumb|If you see [[Chris Hansen|this man]] IRL, chances are you are going to prison]]


[[Women]] go to prison for a wide variety of crimes, including dealing [[drugs]], not staying [[in the kitchen]], embezzlement, being an accomplice to [[lesbian bed death]], refusing to [[secks|put out]], and being a penis-punching [[feminazi]]. There's slightly less rape in female prisons historically, although the raw feel of a gristly, unshaven hairy lip against your pussy is a sensation to be [[DO NOT WANT|avoided]], not [[moar|sought after]].
[[Women]] go to prison for a wide variety of crimes, including [[prostitution|employment]], dealing [[drugs]], not staying [[in the kitchen]], embezzlement, being an accomplice to [[lesbian bed death]], refusing to make sandwiches, being a penis-punching [[feminazi]], and [[Hillary Clinton|cheating in the Presidential Election only to fail epically]]. There's slightly less rape in female prisons historically, although the raw feel of a gristly, unshaven hairy lip against your pussy is a sensation to be [[DO NOT WANT|avoided]], not [[moar|sought after]].


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[[Lady Gaga]]'s music video accurately depicts life in a female prison:<br /><br />
[[Lady Gaga]]'s music video accurately depicts life in a female prison:<br /><br />
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Women in prison often are often party to the dreaded [[:image:Cunt_Punt.jpg|cunt punt]].
Women in prison often are often party to the dreaded [[:image:Cunt_Punt.jpg|cunt punt]].
 
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==Niggers in Prison==
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[[Image:Niggers & bars.jpg|thumb|Young niggers usually get a time-out in carts.]]
 
Those who have chosen to [[Gangster|live the black lifestyle]] often find themselves behind bars for [[rape|various]] [[theft|reasons]]. Usually, they find themselves on the wrong end of the law just for being themselves. [[Some argue|Some people]] think that there are too many darkies in prison and that [[racial profiling]] is to blame. These people are almost always niggers themselves and are usually getting handcuffed for [[Nigga stole my bike|bike theft]] as they make said statement.
 
Prison niggers, however, are [[SFB|serious fucking business]] if you also happen to be in prison. And this is what <strike>most</strike> all niggers [[These Cuffs|do]] once caught:
 
==Jews in Prison==
==Jews in Prison==
[[File:Dominique Strauss Kahn wearing Jewish costume.jpg|thumb|left|[[Dominique Strauss-Kahn|A Jewish prisoner]], insisting on wearing the Jewish national costume]]
[[File:Dominique Strauss Kahn wearing Jewish costume.jpg|thumb|left|[[Dominique Strauss-Kahn|A Jewish prisoner]], insisting on wearing the Jewish national costume]]
Ironically, the Jews, who since the Middle Ages and the Spanish Inquisition have been going to prison due to the fact that theft, fraud and scam artistry on a massive scale are ingrained in their very DNA, have become the ultimate world leaders in [[torture|detention techniques]], followed closely by the US Army. Recently they enrolled under an intensive training course offered for free by the [[nazi|German government]] to learn the use of modern rehabilitation technology, such as waterboarding and [[Zyklon-B]], and apply it on a massive scale for world domination; but when Germany was losing the war, the experiments had to be covered up within a web of fraud known as the [[Holocaust]] which didn't happen. Nowadays all these techniques experienced by the Jews have become a sort-of religious dogma for the CIA in their continuing research to find more efficient brainwashing techniques and [[sick fuck]]ery to destroy the will of humans and make us submit to these aliens (see also Project MKULTRA).


The Jews have been going to prison for as long as they can remember, starting with Egyptian prisons, since Russian and German prisons. Being a prisoner is an important part of Jewish culture and religion. Jewish national costumes hence evolved in a prison setting.
The Jewish state of [[Israel]] currently offers an award-winning service to [[Muslim|Palestinians]], where they can be detained in rehabilitation centres so that they can be [[Genocide|processed into citizens worthy of entry into human civilization]]. You can expect much butthurt from [[liberals]] as well as local Muslims, but of course they [[Crippled|can't do anything.]]
 
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The Jews are incidentally also the current world leaders in [[torture | detention techniques]], followed closely by the US Army. The [[Jews]] use various methods of prisoner "rehabilitation", like [[Zyklon-B]], which they learned during an intensive training course offered by the [[nazi | German government]].
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The Jewish state of [[Israel]] offers an award-winning service to [[Muslim|Palestinians]], where they can be detained and [[raped | rehabilitated]], without leaving the comfort of there own [[Gaza | homes]]. You can expect much butthurt from <i>[[Muslim|those kind of people.]]</i> But of course they [[Crippled|can't do anything.]]
 
==Join The Party==
==Join The Party==
[[File:Prison Fifi.jpg|right|250px|thumb|Her name is Fifi.]]
[[File:Prison Fifi.jpg|right|250px|thumb|Her name is Fifi.]]
 
[[Image:Jail_dog.jpg|thumb|They never wait. Never.]]
 
Ways to get in include:
Ways to get in include:


*[[Rape|Surprise Sex]]
*[[Rape|Surprise Sex]]
*[[Pedophile|Parenting]]
*[[Madeleine McCann|Adoption]]
*[[Madeleine McCann|Adoption]]
*[[Nigger|Being a Nigger]]
*[[Nigger|Being]] [[Mexican|Colored]]
*[[Islam|Supporting your beliefs]]
*[[Islam|Supporting your beliefs]]
*[[Columbine|School activities]]
*[[Columbine|School activities]]
*[[Prostitution|Doing your job]]
*[[Prostitution|Doing your job]]
*[[Fag|Seperate marriage systems]]
*[[Fag|Separate marriage systems]]
*[[Drugs|Recreation and weekend health benefits]]
*[[Drugs|Recreation and weekend health benefits]]
*[[Theft|Supporting the Jewish faith]]
*[[Theft|Supporting the Jewish faith]]
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==How To Be The Most Popular Guy==
==How To Be The Most Popular Guy==
[[File:Europevsusalol.jpg|thumb|right]]
[[File:Prisonstatistic.png|thumb|right]]


1: Always show open mindedness when it comes to race.  No one in Prison wants to be [[racism|that guy]]. If You're white, it's very important to seek out and visit the leaders of all ethnic groups the minute you step through the door. Your ethnic group can wait, in fact - FUCK THEM!  Whitey has never helped anyone and this is even more true in Prison.
1: Always show open mindedness when it comes to race.  No one in prison wants to be [[racism|that guy]]. If you're white, it's very important to seek out and visit the leaders of all ethnic groups the minute you step through the door. Your ethnic group can wait, in fact - FUCK THEM!  Whitey has never helped anyone and this is even more true in prison.


2: Talk about your crime as much as possible, especially if you're a pedophile.  Everyone likes a good sex story, you'll fit right in.
2: Talk about your crime as much as possible, especially if you're a pedophile.  Everyone likes a good sex story so you'll fit right in.


3: Steal.  Fuck man, you're in prison.  You're all criminals. Nothing says how bad ass you are then stealing from someone.  Hell, prison is like the real world.  If they didn't want it stole then they would have watched it better.
3: Steal.  Fuck man, you're in prison.  You're all criminals! Nothing says how bad ass you are more than stealing from someone.  Hell, prison is like the real world.  If they didn't want it stolt, then they would have watched it better.


4: Stare as much as you can at people. Look at them long and hard.  It says you want to be friends.
4: Stare as much as you can at people. Look at them long and hard.  It says you want to be friends.


5: The guards are your friends too.  In fact, they may be your best friend while in there because helping them can reduce your time.  Remember to keep your ears open so you can hook the guards up with the primo intel.  Remember, the juicier the tid bit the faster you get out of there.
5: The guards are your friends too.  In fact, they may be your best friend while in there because helping them can reduce your time.  Remember to keep your ears open so you can hook the guards up with the primo intel.  Remember, the juicier the tidbit, the faster you get out of there.


6: Nothing makes friends like gambling.  By gambling, you get to really know people through conversation and might even hear some info now and then.  Don't worry if you ain't got no money or run out.  They're your friends, they will loan it to you.  If someone makes a big deal aabout the money you owe them, you can always turn them over to the guards because gambling isn't allowed in prison and the guards will be grateful to find out who is running the gambling dens.
6: Nothing makes friends like gambling.  By gambling, you get to really know people through conversation and might even hear some info now and then.  Don't worry if you ain't got no money or run out.  They're your friends, they will loan it to you.  If someone makes a big deal aabout the money you owe them, you can always turn them over to the guards because gambling isn't allowed in prison and the guards will be grateful to find out who is running the gambling dens.


7: Do all the drugs you can.  They're like gambling.  Follow number 7 when it comes to drugs.
7: Do all the drugs you can.  They're like gambling.  Follow number 7 when it comes to drugs.


== See Also ==
== See Also ==
[[File:Soapdrop.jpg|thumb|right|SOAP DROP NIGGUH]]
* A [[Psychopath|frequent visitor]] of prison, as well as ED Admin, [[Yiri]]
* A [[Psychopath|frequent visitor]] of prison, as well as ED Admin, [[Yiri]]
:* And [[Weev]], [[Goatse Security|totally due to drugs and not exposing iPad flaws]]
:* And [[Weev]], [[Goatse Security|totally due to drugs and not exposing iPad flaws]]
* [[AusdudePro]]  Youtuber that likes 'em young
* [[Bubba]]
* [[Bubba]]
* [[Crime]]
* [[Crime]]
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* [[Jailhouse Burrito]]
* [[Jailhouse Burrito]]
* [[Jailhouse Gay]]
* [[Jailhouse Gay]]
* [[Meek Mill]]
* [[Party V&]]
* [[Party V&]]
* [[Police]]
* [[Police]]
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* [[Theft]]
* [[Theft]]
* [[These Cuffs]]
* [[These Cuffs]]
== External Links==
* [https://www.jacobinmag.com/2017/11/mass-incarceration-statistics-united-states 32% of blacks will be incarcerated]
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Latest revision as of 17:48, 15 April 2022

A common day in Prison
The prison bike.

Nigger University (also known as the Rape House, the Free Residences, the Zoo, Da Gulag or simply Prison) is an institution created by The Man to contain the epidemic of disease-ridden wild animals from Africa breeding everywhere and destroying Human civilization, and was also used as an experiment to study if normal straight men can be converted into homosexuals through non-consensual mating practices with said wild animals. It's where you will likely be sent following the conviction of a crime IRL, thus forever giving you higher risk of AIDS. Unlike internet jail, prison is an IRL friendster, and meeting people mostly involves unprotected anal penetration.

On occasion, OTI may result in a prison sentence. These offenses include, but are not limited to: slander; kiddy porn (20 years); hacking (10 years); downloading music (5 years); writing emo poetry; being a furry; blanking ED pages; trolling srsly ; and inventing new ways to fly planes into buildings (o wait).

Prison has a way of making a fag out of a straight man and is currently making a lesbian out of Jasmine Richardson.

   
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So what if I stole a tv? I'm still more badass than you!
  		„
  		 

—A noob at prison, aka Wigger about to be taught a lesson.

   
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Just remember, when you're in here you're the nigger; not me
  		„
  		 

—A nigger on how white people get raped. Doesn't change the fact that he's black.

   
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What you say mothafucker?! You wanna eat on my choad again!?
  		„
  		 

—Typical Angry black man preparing dinner for a fellow inmate.

   
“ 		 
So what is the deal with the yard? I mean when I was a kid my mother wanted me to play in the yard. But of course she didn't have to worry about my next door neighbor Tommy sticking a shiv in my thigh. And what's with the lockdown? Why do we have to be locked in our cells? Are we that bad that we have to be sent to prison, in prison? You would think the weightlifting and the sodomy is enough.
  		„
  		 

—Public Enemy #1

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Oh yes he will.
Just do what he says.


In prison you can expect the following services:


Niggers in Prison

Immediately after birth, niglets are trained to spend life in carts to acclimatize them to their adult life behind bars.
Criminigs live in hope of rediscovering this prison

The very first species of animal you will be encountering in Prison is of course, the Nigger. Fun Prison Nigger Facts:

  • It is a fact that over 90% of all niggers are currently in prison, are eventually going to prison, or in likelihood of going to prison. (the other 10% is being shot).
  • Niggers, though 13% of the overall American population, makes the vast majority of the Prison population, with the minimum of at least 40%-50%.
  • The "School-to-Prison Pipeline" concept states that 1 in 3 niggers don't finish college, but go from elementary school straight to jail.
  • Teenage niggers and niglets committing felonies are more likely to be tried as adults, found guilty and have earlier experience in life in the rape house, than be sent to a juvenile facility or receive rehabilitation treatment like white kids do.
  • Niggers will get longer sentences than whites who have committed the same crime. A white person possessing 500 grams of crack will do 5 years or be paroled early, but a nigger in possession of the same WILL get a life sentence.

Those who have chosen to live the black lifestyle often find themselves behind bars for various reasons. Usually, they find themselves on the wrong end of the law just for being themselves, acting in the animal instincts that they are. Niggers, ever since they were discovered by Human Civilization have been going to various types of Prisons for as long as they can remember, from Roman prisons, to Arab prisons, to European prisons and of course, American prisons for slavery.

Being a prisoner is a central part of the Black identity and therefore Black "culture" hence evolved in a prison setting. Incarceration is regarded by Negroid tribal culture as a badge of honour and an initiation ritual to prove manliness. Major countrywide Negro gangs such as the Crips and Bloods require going to jail and serving hard time in order to be promoted into a true member or "brotha". Rap music actively encourages young niglets to prove their manliness by doing crime and getting beaten up by the police, because to them, if you ain't tough enough to survive in the clink then you ain't a real nigga but a pussy-ass white bitch who deserves to be raped. Also, the term "punk" and the Hip-Hop dressing style where one loosens his own pants to show his underwear, were derived from prison workers advertising their butts in exchange for money.

Liberals think that there are too many colored people in prison and that racial profiling is to blame. They believe that the so-called "Prison-Industrial Complex" is a modern day form of slavery for corporations to make money while not paying minimum wage and subjecting them to brutal conditions. However this is false, for in fact it is proven that the standard of living for niggers is much higher in a penitentiary than out on the streets where they are more likely to starve to death (see Africa) or be killed to extinction by predators such as the police. It works the same way as how zoos, contrary to what animal rights activists say, are important in protecting endangered species such as the nigger's closest relative, the gorillas, from extinction. The zoo provides free food, shelter, sanitation, health services, education (in all forms of crime), employment and entertainment at the expense of the taxes paid and laboured for by us working humans, and for an animal, what more is there to want? Basically the zoo, for an animal that lacks IQ to grasp philosophical bullshit such as free will, is heaven or a Utopia. It works in a similar way for our simian friends: prison, far from the liberal conception of it as Hell, is in fact another integral part of social welfare and protection given to the Black community by the natural and limitless generosity of humanity as it is the closest thing a nigger has to going to school and having a job just like a human being. This is why prison is also known as Nigger University.

Prison niggers are serious fucking business if you also happen to be in prison. They will find you and they WILL rape you. And this is what most all niggers do once caught.

Pedophiles in Prison

If you see this man IRL, chances are you are going to die in prison

Even when in jail there is a universal code of honour that even the most savage of humanity will follow. Murder, theft or being a nigger are considered badges of honour that can earn you a place of privilege and power within a gang. However, there is a universal moral code amongst all inmates: Pedophiles, child pornographers, and anybody who harms children are at the absolute bottom of the food chain. Even Evil has standards, for all criminals, even niggers, drug dealers and sociopaths, violently despise pedophiles. The hypothesis for this behaviour is that most inmates are themselves parents who have children. Others, however, posit that inmates hate pedophiles because while murder and theft can be justified and therefore considered "honorable", being a sick fuck who takes pleasure in harming innocent children can never be excused.

Once entering Prison, the pedophile will immediately be raped in every orifice in his body, in his ass, in his mouth, up to even his eye sockets. He will endure a life of rape and torture from the entire prison population until he dies or commits suicide. And if he dies from the hands of another inmate, it will surely be a torturous one: he will be castrated, and his entrails and intestines scattered all over as he is disemboweled alive. The murderer can take satisfaction in that his fate is the death row; the pedophile can only cower in fear in that his fate is eternal rape. It's the ultimate "Eye for an Eye" justice.

For this reason, pedophiles like Josef Fritzl and Larry Nassar are, once convicted, automatically put in protective custody, solitary confinement for the rest of their life, with no hope of contact with humanity ever again. Inmates may fight against each other, but they have one common goal, to punish pedophiles with the very weapon they have used to terrorise children.

Women in Prison

Not the most accurate portrayal of women's prison

Women go to prison for a wide variety of crimes, including employment, dealing drugs, not staying in the kitchen, embezzlement, being an accomplice to lesbian bed death, refusing to make sandwiches, being a penis-punching feminazi, and cheating in the Presidential Election only to fail epically. There's slightly less rape in female prisons historically, although the raw feel of a gristly, unshaven hairy lip against your pussy is a sensation to be avoided, not sought after.


Lady Gaga's music video accurately depicts life in a female prison:




Women in prison often are often party to the dreaded cunt punt.

Jews in Prison

A Jewish prisoner, insisting on wearing the Jewish national costume

Ironically, the Jews, who since the Middle Ages and the Spanish Inquisition have been going to prison due to the fact that theft, fraud and scam artistry on a massive scale are ingrained in their very DNA, have become the ultimate world leaders in detention techniques, followed closely by the US Army. Recently they enrolled under an intensive training course offered for free by the German government to learn the use of modern rehabilitation technology, such as waterboarding and Zyklon-B, and apply it on a massive scale for world domination; but when Germany was losing the war, the experiments had to be covered up within a web of fraud known as the Holocaust which didn't happen. Nowadays all these techniques experienced by the Jews have become a sort-of religious dogma for the CIA in their continuing research to find more efficient brainwashing techniques and sick fuckery to destroy the will of humans and make us submit to these aliens (see also Project MKULTRA).

The Jewish state of Israel currently offers an award-winning service to Palestinians, where they can be detained in rehabilitation centres so that they can be processed into citizens worthy of entry into human civilization. You can expect much butthurt from liberals as well as local Muslims, but of course they can't do anything.

Join The Party

Her name is Fifi.
They never wait. Never.

Ways to get in include:

And many, many moar.

How To Be The Most Popular Guy

1: Always show open mindedness when it comes to race. No one in prison wants to be that guy. If you're white, it's very important to seek out and visit the leaders of all ethnic groups the minute you step through the door. Your ethnic group can wait, in fact - FUCK THEM! Whitey has never helped anyone and this is even more true in prison.

2: Talk about your crime as much as possible, especially if you're a pedophile. Everyone likes a good sex story so you'll fit right in.

3: Steal. Fuck man, you're in prison. You're all criminals! Nothing says how bad ass you are more than stealing from someone. Hell, prison is like the real world. If they didn't want it stolt, then they would have watched it better.

4: Stare as much as you can at people. Look at them long and hard. It says you want to be friends.

5: The guards are your friends too. In fact, they may be your best friend while in there because helping them can reduce your time. Remember to keep your ears open so you can hook the guards up with the primo intel. Remember, the juicier the tidbit, the faster you get out of there.

6: Nothing makes friends like gambling. By gambling, you get to really know people through conversation and might even hear some info now and then. Don't worry if you ain't got no money or run out. They're your friends, they will loan it to you. If someone makes a big deal aabout the money you owe them, you can always turn them over to the guards because gambling isn't allowed in prison and the guards will be grateful to find out who is running the gambling dens.

7: Do all the drugs you can. They're like gambling. Follow number 7 when it comes to drugs.

See Also

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