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Fundamental Paper Education
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Did You Know: At one point, r/fundamentalpaperR34 had more members than r/FundamentalPaperEdu. This is proof that some people out there actually have a fetish for paper. |
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WARNING: This article might be Babby's first exposure to Guro. The Fundamental Paper Education fanbase consists of underage children. If they visit this article, it might be their first time seeing NSFW content. |
Each and every day, a random YouTube video sporadically blows up in views due to YouTube's FUBAR algorithm, and Fundamental Paper Education (FPE) is no exception. FPE is a shitty YouTube animation that not a SINGLE person cares about, created by some kike named Kaaatie. It's a rehash of Baldi's Basics except with shitty tweening animation and big tiddied teachers for all of the coomers to lust over.
Oh, and btw, this is becoming a series. That's great! Just fucking GREAT. 
FUGGIN CANNED
Plot
Children fucking dying. That's basically it. Also some stuff about a mythical human being contained inside the school, but who cares? Lore is for nerds, you only opened the video to fap.
Characters
Teachers
- Miss Circle - The "antagonist" of FPE and the main subject of Rule 34. She loves eating her students' corpses because she's a fat whale, just like Dali's mother.
- Miss Bloomie - Dyke with a knife. Usually spends her free time beheading filthy failing students.
- Miss Thavel - Literally the same as Miss Circle but with a dash of antisociality sprinkled in.
- Miss Emily - The school staff found out about the lack of diversity, so they hired the local deadbeat Tykeesha.
- Mister Demi - The only male teacher in FPE, and he is an absolute wuss. He also has no girlfriend. He has fantasies about gay sex with the Supreme Gentleman. In short, he is a virgin with rage.
- Miss Sasha - In order to fix Mister Demi's virginity, the fanbase decided to ship this character with him, only to fail because it will never be canon. Other than that, she's an irrelevant art teacher who has a copy of Twilight stuck into her left eye.
- Miss Grace - The big cheese of the school. FPE's fandom constantly theorize that she's an acquaintance of Δlice. Like all theories, this is probably not true.
Students
- Claire - The brains of FPE. Picked the wrong house and died.
- Abbie - Stupid pussy who is scared of absolutely fucking EVERYTHING. Eventually gets rekt like a bitch.
- Lana - Has two socks and isn't afraid to use them. Fucks it all up and dies.
- Engel - Some stupid nerdy kid who is irrelevant for the entirety of the video. Just like you, he doesn't have any friends. He also faps to underage anime girls in his goon cave. Just like Mister Demi, he is also a virgin with rage.
- Ruby - Because bots are valid school students, rite? For whatever reason, she is programmed to enjoy swimming in water.
- Riley - Crazy bitch with a knife who likes to stab everyone in the school. She misses every trickstab, unfortunately.
- Skell - The school's local My Chemical Romance fan. Exists merely for introverts to feel represented.
- Petunia - Official sources claim that this student is a rabbit, but she's probably a rat. This is the popular girl of the school, btw. A furry.
- Lizzy - Literally just a non-furry version of Petunia.
- Bubble - Wimmin literally made out of soap. School janitors are completely useless because of her.
- Kevin - The only student that doesn't act like a bitch over Δlice, and it's a fucking nerd.
- Cubbie - Kevin keeps himself occupied via this cat that can read books. Kaaatie would probably be eaten alive if she makes him die to the teachers.
- Robby - Nobody knows ANYTHING about this student. Only thing we know is that he probably builds or fixes shit due to the wrench he holds.
Bullies
- Oliver - Some horny bully who jerks off to Rule 34. He likes to make fun of the others, despite the fact that he's the last person who should be doing so, since he's beyond desperate for pussy. He also owns a Fleshlight, and he uses it to imagine himself getting sucked off by an actual girl, since no girl would ever give him fellatio.
- Zip - Just like Oliver, she has a passion for bullying people. She does this because her parents don't love her and would trade her for a new child if they had the chance.
- Edward - He is Oliver's gay lover. Whenever they're not at school, they jerk each other off for HOURS on end. They also sleep with each other, which is definitive proof that they're both fags.
Villains
- Δlice - Noob who relies on camping to get ezpz kills. Due to her KD ratio being suspiciously high, the school built a whole room for her to dwell in and kill anybody who enters it.
- Δiden - Δlice's batshit insane Russian slave. Does the same things that Δlice does, but to animals as well.
The Creator
The creator, Kaaatie, is a stupid femcel who will never find love, which is not atypical for Canucks. The world would have the biggest orgasm in history if she were to kill herself.
Gallery
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To nobody's surprise, the fandom is also extremely unfunny. -
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See Also
- Columbine - Basically the entire plot in one word.
- Baldi's Basics - What FPE is inspired by.
- The Amazing Digital Circus - Another shitty YouTube cartoon with the exact same fanbase.
- Friday Night Funkin' - You guessed it, another fanbase full of manchildren.
- Brain Dump - Another JewTube series that is also extremely unfunny.
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