Pronouny

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SEEING ANYBODY GENUINELY USING THIS SITE IS A SIGN THEY ARE UNDER 15 YEARS OF AGE AND NEVER GOT PROPER ATTENTION OR LOVE FROM A PARENTAL FIGURE
This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT nobody gives a fuck if you want to be called cats/catself, so off yourself NOW!!!!1
The front page itself. There's also emoji pronouns, WTF?
Pronouny.xyz
Owner Some Canadian called noa.  
Founded February 26, 2016
Top 200? lol no
Aim to... PPP, aKa Pronouns Promotion Propaganda
Webstyle Web 3.0
Website Pronouny.xyz


I hope this is the Puff Daddy version of this song, not that Sting piece of shit!
   
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ED/EDself/EDitorself/Dramaticaself
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—Encyclopedia Dramatica's pronouns exists now. Be nice or we'll send a nuclear bomb.

   
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Dream/Dreamself
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—Some shitty pronouns named after a fat Minecraft JewTuber named Dream.

   
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ಠ_ಠ/ಠ_ಠself
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—Disappointed/Disappointedself. Disappointed at the progressive disappointing society because of how goddamn disappointed we are towards the disappointment of the shitstorm legacy Pronouny.xyz brought to this era.

   
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Nigga/Niggaself
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—Pronouns for the oreos, trust me.

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Pronouny is a website where troons change their pronouns, nouns, and names into whatever the fuck they made up Last Thursday Nothing reeks of unwarranted self importance more than this shit. It was set up in 2016 by noa⚧, a student at the University of British Columbia. Pronouny.xyz serves troons and their allies, helping to normalize the usage of She/Sheself/Cockz/Penisself, minimizing the misgendering, and lessen the need for an explanation of a faggot’s identity or changes therein. In fact, the website is actually a great idea to detect whether a biological man with she/her pronouns in bio just wants to be an attention whore by changing pronouns everytime "she" feels like it for attention and anti-lulz.

An alternative web for this kind of pronoun sperging is en.pronouns.page, which has the same autism level as Pronouny. Oh wait...turns out troons hated it because the owner is a "whatever-phobe". Omg so shocking!!!11

Summary of Pronouny.xyz and the Gen Z using it

Looks even more autistic online.
   
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Random dude A: I was talking to Erin and she said-
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—Uh oh! You just misgendered a non-binary furry! Whoopsie daisy. (Part 1)

   
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Random dude B: Dude WTF It's Not Erin It's "sineP" And They Uses They/Them/Their Pronouns In Their Pronouny.xyz!
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—Shit that Random dude A obviously have no idea about. B is moralfagging (Part 2)

   
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Random dude A: Ugh i know, it's just so hard to use they for an individual! The dictionary says it should used for groups of people.
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—What the dickshunary said. (Part 3)

   
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Random dude B:
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—No words. Just awkward silence. (Part 4)

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Since going by nigg/er/cock is the biggest trend among 13-year-old girls (and occasionly boys too), this shit site offers a page for any kike from Twitter to make a list of all their faggot pronouns. Said lists are usually so long they put the TL;DR page to shame. And you better make sure you remember EVERY. SINGLE. PRONOUN SET, cause if you dare only call them one pronoun, they'll sperg out at you. It's no surprise, then, that the people who force random Shitter users to memorize all their bullshit, are always the biggest drama queens on the site. Even a simple mistake by typing "he" instead of "she" (Missing the s) will most definetely lead into getting "canceled" with a twitter thread that looks like a goddamn college essay. Damn those dang dirty trolls mispronouncing me!


How to be a tranny change pronouns with Pronouny.xyz

So you want to be identified as a helicopter and a raptor at the same time to escape reality? No worries! This website got you covered.

  1. Keep in mind whether you wanted to be seen as 'a retard by everyone', An Hero, Chris-chan, American school shooter, Vladimir Putin, Paedophile, etc.
  2. After thinking in mind, List down your pronouns in a notepad first so that you don't forget your "self".
  3. For example, you want to be Putin so you choose Put/Putin/Putself/Putinself, actually forget about being a helicopter or a raptor.
  4. Log in or Create an account. Seriously, every website does this.
  5. Lurk moar. You can edit this name shit and that pronouns shit however you need it.
  6. Put/Putin/Putself/Putinself doesn't exist? How awful! You can submit it on your own.
  7. It's also able to add more pronouns, names and Nouns in one account. Amazing. Go ahead and do it for the lulz.
  8. ????
  9. PROFIT!


Gratulationes! If all of these steps are done, you are now a certified Bukkake Bukkake and you should kill yourself right now for wasting your time doing this shit.

Usage Popularity

In theory, the website may have became popular during the rise of KKK-Pop and Minecraft. This is probably the society itself evolved from consuming too much gay Luigi's. Twittards often pin their tweets alongside with carrd.co to introduce themselves while wearing the Nice Guy hat.

COVID moment.

Gallery

This gallery contains so many pronouns, PRONOUNS, and MOAR pronouns from the website or retards related to the web that "pronouns" doesn't feel like an actual word anymore. Beware your 10-inch dick being cut if you accidentally mispronouncing xem/cipherself.

In the website's front page, Noa provided over 9000 shit pronouns in the public full list that Twittards have submitted and able to choose but most of them aren't funny at all.

”Gender neutral bathrooms are a fantastic idea. As a woman who has a beard, I've been angrily confronted for using women's rooms” About missing Pics
  • "I identify as a chicken burrito, muh pronouns are Chick/chicken now."
    "I identify as a chicken burrito, muh pronouns are Chick/chicken now."
  • "MISPRONOUNCE ME AND I'LL REEEEEEE"
    "MISPRONOUNCE ME AND I'LL REEEEEEE"
  • "Podcast" and "Friday" listed as name to be called. Lmfao
    "Podcast" and "Friday" listed as name to be called. Lmfao
  • "i hate wamen. BOYS only plz thx"
    "i hate wamen. BOYS only plz thx"
  • So edgy, it's not even 2016 anymore.
    So edgy, it's not even 2016 anymore.
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  • Feminine Archaeopronouns wants that sweet Guiness World Record for having the most ridiculous pronouns as an individual faggot.
    Feminine Archaeopronouns wants that sweet Guiness World Record for having the most ridiculous pronouns as an individual faggot.
  • Autism
    Autism
  • You too, can be a river and a ghost.
    You too, can be a river and a ghost.
  • Fucking "valorant" of all name it wants to be called as. My god.
    Fucking "valorant" of all name it wants to be called as. My god.
  • No words. Reading this will make you 41%'d yourself after reading all of this femboy's pronouns.
    No words. Reading this will make you 41%'d yourself after reading all of this femboy's pronouns.

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