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EarthLuma
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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ATTENTION! You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.
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This article is about a person who is under 18 years old. You can help by knocking down their self esteem, telling them to stay in school and to get off of the Internets until then. |
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EARTHLUMA CONTINUES TO BAWWWW AT PEOPLE REVEALING |
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| EarthLuma | |
| Born | September 27th, 2008 |
| Nationality | British 
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| Residence | Cumbernauld, Scotland |
| Ethnicity | White |
| Gender | Male, claims to be non binary |
| Sexuality | Pansexual, ABDL |
| Occupation | Jacking off to diapers, collecting old UKTV clips, and repeatedly plays the victim card whenever someone exposes him for being a pedophile |
EarthLuma (Powerword: Callum Andrew Lindsay) is a 16-year-old sick fuck from Scotland, United Kingdom. Like another person, EarthLuma spends most of his time jacking off to adults (and sometimes children) wearing diapers.
Like most of his friends, Luma enjoys collecting old television clips, primarily from UKTV sources. But unknown to most people at the time, there was a dark secret hidden underneath this facade. Luma enjoys masturbating to diapers as well as ABDL content. The first signs of this occurred on January 21st, 2021 where Callum would post an image of the children's TV character Clarence wearing a diaper in the general channel of the Closing Logos Wiki discord. This caused the majority of his already small amount of friends to cut ties with him.
History
Callum was shat out of his mother's crevice on September 27th, 2008, not much is known about his early life except from the fact that he was diagnosed with assburgers and placed into special education. He first entered the public eye when he posted an image of Clarence wearing a diaper (which may have kickstarted his ABDL fetish) in the CLG wiki discord. Sometime between January 2021 and April 2022, Callum would create 2 ranting videos about both himself and the logo community, which was when the community first tasted his lulz.
"JUST WHY"
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Relationship with Shirley.xml
In mid 2022, Callum would get into a relationship with a user known as Shirley.xml (also known as Pinoridev). Shirley would attempt to solicit nude photos of Callum (who was 13 at the time) as well as engaging as ERP with him. Some sources say that Shirley was 15 at the time, whilst some have suggested that he was well into his 20s. Callum would eventually screenshot everything and send it to his discord server. Later, a user known as DJ 3lectrical would livestream himself and his friends reacting to the allegations and going through them.
Exposure stream
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Downfall
In mid-late 2022, Luma would come into contact with a group of trolls known as the Holy Xamanian Reich, most notably a user named Amontillado. Amont would be the one to leak both Callum's full legal name, his address, and his IP. After this, Luma would create a butthurt rant on Amont and his friends. In early 2023, some members of HXR would begin to troll Callum on discord and sometimes twitter, this led to even more spergery on his youtube channel where he would frequently upload rant videos. Later in mid-late 2023, users began to bait Callum into committing erotic roleplay, this is when trolls found out about his ABDL fetish, which soon became a major mockery point.
In late 2024, various people that Callum had harassed had discovered this ED page and would mock him for his diaper fetishes. Callum's response would be to try as hard as he possibly could to call it a "personal secret" (even though it was ALREADY public knowledge), which is of course going to convince people that his diaper fetish is okay just because it's a personal secret, and would play the victim card by repeatedly accusing Cartoonzrock, one of the people he harassed, of stalking him, even though all that Cartoonzrock was doing is exposing Callum's pedophilic tendencies and predatory behaviours. There was even a pretty funny troll that would community note Callum, telling him that the "personal secrets" that people have been digging up are in fact evidences of him being a pedophile, and that if Callum blocked him, that would prove that what he said was true. And guess what?! Callum WOULD in fact block him, which means it's canon!
To this day, Callum continues to use the excuse that he's under 18, therefore he cannot be a pedophile, and continues to BAWWWW whenever someone exposes him.
Social media profiles
See also
- ABDL
- Autism
- Clarence
- Diogo Mendes - Commonly parodied by Luma although the 2 act similarly
- MediaFan2008 - Former enemy, current fuckbuddy
- Scotland
External links
| EarthLuma is part of a series on  The British |
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| EarthLuma is part of a series on Dying Alone
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EarthLuma is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
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