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Daniel Perry
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In the early mists of the Oxygen Riots, a legendary good-old-fashioned Western quick draw would occur between Daniel Scott Perryζ and Garrett Foster☭ in Austin, Texas. Daniel Perry was an economically struggling ex-military archetype who had to work as an Uber driver while black people get free tug boat money by the government just for being niggers, and furthermore, was a confirmed furfag (having created an FA account under the name Knives0011 10 years prior to the shooting), thus dismissing the war vet homelessness myth as he likely spent all of his money on overpriced furry art commissions, while Garrett Foster was an Antifa super soldier with an extreme amputee fetish who was previously a not-so super soldier in the U.S. air force. Although they both had military experience, Daniel would come out as the victor having had the upper edge in this duel due to hours of experience honing his sharpshooter skills in TF2, WoW, Half Life, Wolfenstein and various other FPS games. This altercation sparked some outrage over which political extreme has the superior fetishistic tastes for some time but would ultimately be overshadowed by the Kenosha incident.
Meet the Crew!
Daniel Perry
Loudout: .357 revolver
Mount: 2020 Hyundai Ioniq Hybrid
Class: Sergeant
Affiliation: Race & Nation
Garrett Foster
Loudout: AK-47
Mount: None
Class: Mechanic
Affiliation: Antifa
Showtime!
This neo-spaghetti Western film begins with Sheriff Daniel Perry pulling into the town of Austin on a horse-drawn carriage in the one and only Lone Star State where as it appears, bandits are amok and acting all disorderly-like. Infuriated by the lawless state of this once great town, he humors himself by swerving into a crowd to get a startle out of them. Readily, a mob crowds to the scene and the revered bandit chief, Garrett Foster, shows up to challenge such defiance with a historically accurate AK-47 slung over his chest. Now they may call Sheriff Perry "Knives", but he certainly isn't the type of fool to take one to a gun fight. From underneath the wolfskin slung over his shoulder, Perry swiftly drew his trusty revolver and shot four times into his adversary. The Bandit Chief fell dead with three bullet holes in his torso and one in his arm, with two of them making exit wounds for a total of six holes. More holes would be added to Perry's carriage as he fled the scene by a bandit-aligned medic who the directors decided to write in as a nonbinary for the modern audience, but her real gender must have been female because she failed to hit flesh.
If Perry expected to be exonerated for his rogue justice, then he was wrong as his very government was infiltrated by the same criminals who were running this city into the ground and he was sentenced to 25 to years in the jail house, with a possibility of being released after just 12 and a half years if he behaves like the good little domesticated lap dog he's ought to be.
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Furfaggotry
Yep. Daniel is a confirmed furry. He created a FurAffinity account in 2010 under the username Knives0011 and mostly used it as a personal blog to detail his experiences in Afghanistan. According to his journals, he has attended "furmeets" in Seattle and was possibly into yiff too (or at least described his sex life as "quick to yiff"). Daniel did not post any art to his account because he did not have any artistic talent as evidenced by him posting military pictures of himself and asking for people to draw his him as his fursona, a wolf (name: Knives Foxclaw?), although its unclear if anybody ever took him up on that offer.
After the shootout, furries rejoiced knowing they could call one of their own an American hero. FurAffinity banned his account and deleted the military pictures even though he hasn't used the account in the better part of a decade- I don't think he was coming back, certainly not behind a jail cell no less.
Other Degeneracy
Some lucky bastards got to look threw Daniels search history and found out he's been sending sexually-charged messages to 16-year old girls via Kik, but he's already been pardoned so nothings going to happen; just ignore that and laugh at him for being a furry.
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Garrett's gun, a model PSAK-47 G3. -
Garret and his quadruple amputee girlfriend. He should have invested in that bionic quadrupedal military technology :( -
Garret with his girlfriend before she became a caterpillar via reverse metamorphosis. -
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Pardoned
5 years after the incident and 372 days after proper imprisonment, Daniel Perry was pardoned by conservative interest groups and he said "LOL L8TER FA660TS!"
See Also
- Polybun - his successor.
- Payton Gendron - another furry murderer.
- Jeff Weise - a.k.a. Blades11, a possible inspiration?
- Kyle Rittenhouse - fellow instigator of protestors.
- James Alex Fields - iconic.
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