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IntLib
intLib, also known as Mike Lorrey, "intLibber Brautigan", or "intLibber" is a self-obsessed Libertarian/Fascist who spends all his spare time on Second Life having virtual rough sex with a digital bear. He believes he can be President of the United States, but doesn't realize that since the reign of George W. Bush, Americans have become a lot more careful about electing retards. Lately, he has been involved in claiming Mudkips Acronym of the Patriotic Nigras is a government agent, that PN members are being arrested, and that the FBI is cooperating with him in investigations. He claims an IQ of 160 and a SAT score of 1340, just barely under his weight in pounds. His exploits are detailed further in the main PN article.
E-STOX
IntLib runs a virtual stock trading thing in Second Life (or did, before his stocks fell apart and people pulled their investments out lol). It resides in two mammoth reconstructions of the WSE towers in Friedman, which are protected by gay devices which check to see if you're a troll and automatically ban you from the sim if you don't have payment info or something (they ban 90% of legitimate accounts too so that's fine too). It used to be guarded by furfags but they now spend most of their time in NorthStar yiffing instead of doing what they're supposed to.
e-Land Business
IntLib will sell you a parcel of e-land. Maybe. If you give him over 9,000 spacemoneys. And even then he'll eat your family and kick you out after 10 minutes for stupid shit like particle spam or sim crashing.
Most of his tenants' sims are clustered around Lorrey, "feature" some of the same protection Lorrey and Friedman have, and are crawling with furfaggots and the occasional leftover PN seizuretorus or cheezjet. His recent financial problems may have placed these sims in line for the furnaces, to the relief of the brave men fighting to close the AIDS-filled pools in the area.
Dox
******************************************************************************* ____ _ _ _ _ _ / ___| | | | / \ | \ | | | | | |_| | / _ \ | \| | ENTERPRISES LLC. | |___| _ |/ ___ \| |\ | "i herd u liek mudkipz lol" \____|_| |_/_/ \_\_| \_| -- PRESENTS -- ******************************************************************************* DOX: Mike Lorrey -- Libertarian, lulzcow, internet lawyer at lawl. This document is the result of extensive research by the private infosec firm CHAN ENTERPRISES, LLC., conducted under extensive private funding provided by Eric Bauman and Max Goldberg and their associates. ******************************************************************************* 1. Contact Information Name: Mike Lorrey Age: 39 Date of Birth: January 19th, 1968 Address uncertain. Investigations continue onto finding a valid street address. Phone number: (603) 863-8490. This is of his parents, but he answered - this confirms he lives with his parents. A note for further operations. I don't recommend going to his house, because it will give him a real reason to have the person arrested, and he has an automatic rifle that has a 50 round clip. Well that's what he told me. PO Box 1624 Grantham, NH 03753 ******************************************************************************* 2. Information on activities Prologue by Nigrapassion Before we start, let me just say this. He thinks SL is a business platform. He also thinks evading IP bans is illegal and a felony. And he thinks SL money is real money. End prologue. Lorrey is a so called "transhumanist". He has set up many organizations claiming to be srs bsns, but most if not all consist of a blog and a free forum. Lorrey has attempted to start an aerospace company with his daddy. He has managed to piss off a hueg chunk of the libertarian community, according to his website. Lorrey first became involved in Patriotic Nigras when PN attempted to buy land on or near his sim (region of land) for glorious Fort Longcat. Unfortunately, he summoned the owner and got PN kicked off (having spent over $10,000 Lindens on land they would never receive). His exploits did not end there. intLib claimed the PN's activities cost him over nine thousand e-bucks. He commented in the Second Life Herald that he believed Mudkips Acronym to be an FBI undercover operative. He soon changed his mind, saying that the entire leadership of PN is going to be arrested, and arrests have started already. He submitted a form to the FBI cybercrime site and claimed they actually cared about penises on his e-lawn. ****************************************************************************** This has been a CHAN Enterprises production. Special thanks for financial support goes out to Eric Bauman (ebaumsworld.com) and Max Goldberg. Without their continuing support these efforts would not be possible.
Intlib's response
However, out of the article came massive lulz. Around early March, IntLib, posted about Mudkips Acronym's RACISM, HOMOPHOBIA, AND BIGOTRY. Standing up for the rights of honest naked Jewish furries with giant e-penises everywhere, he didn't realize he had been trolled in an epic manner by the PN. He also showed his quite limited knowledge of Shooped Life, which does absolutely nothing of the things he cited it doing and everything he didn't, including throwing out MAC bans.
To correct Mudkips Ackronym: Mud, your a liar, a bigot, anti-semite, homophobe, racist, and a terrorist. a) a liar: despite your claims, your group has attacked my estate for a month on a nearly daily basis. there are zero furry sims in my estate. I suppose having some furry employees and a few furry residents is enough for you to try to wreck things for everybody, but that just shows the extent of your hate and vileness. b) a bigot: while most of you are white teenage boys with too little parental supervision and no prospects with the ladies, you prance around wearing outfits promoting grossly stereotypical African American features like huge afro-hair, dark black skin, etc. c) anti-semite: you display at your Fort Longcats, images promoting Adolf Hitler, the swastika, and are logged making anti-semitic statements on a number of occasions d) homophobe: pretty self explanatory, you attack furries because many are gay (though no exclusively so, but that doesn't stop you from targeting all with your hateful assaults). e) racist: see (b), plus the fact you accuse people who oppose your hate and intolerance as "racist" is apparently intended to abuse the word to meaninglessness. f) terrorist: crashing sims for hours, to the point of requiring grid monkey to physically reset the server, is a Weapon of Mass Destruction. Obvious terrorism, seeking to instill fear in the SL population. Patriotic Nigras is merely the top level group. It uses other groups like /b/, /b/tards, /b/SUPREMACY, /i/lluminati, FBI, Freemasons, United by One Divided by Zero, to recruit and filter similarly bigoted twits (and to weed out infiltrators intent on exposing them). It has a cellular structure, like any terrorist organization, to compartmentalize information and avoid exposure. They are also thieves, squatting their fortresses on other peoples land, and wrecking the sim time of others. The PN tried also to defraud the World Stock Exchange and its bank, as a scheme to poison many persons accounts with frauded L$, which would have caused those persons accounts to be canceled (like Nexxus Ambassadors was) by LL due to its Risk API. The PN is not just a risk to the furries of SL, but to all residents of SL. All residents need to stand up against the griefer threat and tell Linden Labs that enough is enough, griefing must end. It is simple enough to achieve this. There are a few things LL can do: a) allow avs to have more than 25 group memberships, perhaps 64 or 256 memberships, this will eliminate the only reason for honest avs to need alts. b) limit alts per IP/MAC/HDD serial number to 3-5. c) only allow one basic account per IP/MAC/HDD, and actually mean it. it is too easy to bypass this in the current client. d) remove parcel level bans from client-side enforcement. this poor security decision by LL has allowed PN to develop their Shooped Life client, that is not bannable by parcel level bans, from the Open Source client. e) Make the crime of sim crashing a permanent bannable offense for the IP/MAC/HDD or processor serial number, and enforce it, even if its a child of a Linden...;). f) Create a subset of lsl for estate managers to be able to script estate security features to better automate responses to griefing attacks. g) allow estate managers to ban people by group association, to drop a list of names into the estate banlist, and to expand the estate banlist beyond its present 300 name limit, to around 1,000 names. What residents can do to protect themselves: a) do not allow others to build on your land, beyond whatever group you associate it with or deed it to. b) ensure that you live where the estate has an active estate manager presence to respond to attacks. c) estate managers can neutralize the PN's dreaded Doomsday Gun by turning off collisions when an attack starts, or when warned ahead of time of a coming attack by a trusted source. d) residents can turn off particles in the edit>preferences dialog to neutralize particle effects upon their client. e) when an attack does occur, as many residents as possible should file abuse reports on every perpetrator. f) above all, do not tolerate intolerance and hate. The Big 6 are the bedrock of the SL community, but are meaningless if we don't all take personal responsibility for making our community a better place.
Bankrupt
IntBlubber is now bankrupt and his sims got taken away by LL.
IntLibber Bites Back
In late 2013, LindenLab suddenly realized the error of their ways (and that karma is a bitch) after one disgruntled player decided to sue them for money lost due to b&. When Intlibber found out, he decided to jump at the opportunity to get jew gold from Linden Lab and invest it in a new virtual world of his own that he thinks will put SL out of business.
—Intblubber, Linden Lab's new #1 competitor |
See also
is part of a series on Second Life |
Anshe Chung • Boyd Doghouse • BritbongReturns • Christoph Naumova • Felinoid • Hardstylenno • Harrison Digfoot • IntLib • JaSonic • Kalel Venkman • Kopyboat • Krispup • Lemonade Coyote • Mircea Kitsune • MrDisambiguation • Prokofy Neva • Ralph Pootawn • Skuee • Tamias the Chipmunk • Urizenus Sklar • Voland • Yiffy Yaffle • Yoko Beaumont •
Justice League Unlimited • Lost Furest • Patriotic Nigras • FurNation • W-Hat • The Wrong Hands |
IntLib is part of a series on Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage. |