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Dianne Feinstein
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GUN FREE ZONE This is a gun free zone. Law-abiding gun owners will be shot on sight by a crazy old Jewish lady. |
Dianne Goldman Berman Feinstein✡ (born Dianne Emiel Goldman✡) is an utterly useless 91-year-old Jewnited States Senator from California, member of the so-called "Democratic" party and walking corpse who has done absolutely nothing notable in her quarter of a century as a U.S. Senator aside from repeatedly attempting to brutally rape the Second Amendment while holding an AR-15 to its head and being a shining example of why America desperately needs term limits for members of congress.
In 1994, Feinstein sponsored a federal ban on "assault weapons" that protected America from school shootings like 1999's Columbine and acts of mass murder such as September 11th, 2001, until it was allowed to expire in 2004 under President Dubya – after which, everyone died. When not latching onto the victims of mass shootings like a parasite in order to further her never-ending quest to ban guns, Dianne can usually be found abusing her position as a Senator to score lucrative government contracts for her husband's company.
Feinstein is currently was married to her third filthy rich filthy Jew husband after the first one divorced her and the second decided that he'd rather die of cancer than be married to Dianne Feinstein for another fucking second. Despite acting like a champion for the middle class, Feinstein's political career has taken her from merely being a filthy rich 1-percenter to being America's second richest sitting senator
Milk & Twinkies
Harvey Bernard Milk was a fudge-packing homo from Jew York who, in 1977, became the first gay elected official in Californian history when he was elected as a member of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors. Unfortunately for Harvey, he would only hold this position for less than a year before tragedy and the wrath of a virulently heterosexual God would strike him down.
Daniel James White, a fellow member of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors and known Christfag, resigned from the board on November 10, 1978, following multiple disagreements with Milk. Within days, however, White realized he had dun goofed and went crawling back to San Francisco mayor George Richard Moscone to beg for his job back. While Moscone initially agreed, Milk and the other libtards on the board decided to bitch about how they'd rather have a genderqueer non-binary transnigger on the board to help reflect San Francisco's growing diversity and tolerance – an act that eventually made Moscone relent and agree to bring in a dumb diversity hire rather than accepting an experienced person like Dan White back onto the board.
On November 27, 1978, after developing depression and downing a metric fuckton of Twinkies, Dan White grabbed his gun and went to San Francisco City Hall where he gunned down both Harvey Milk and Mayor Moscone. Following the shooting, Dianne Feinstein—the President of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors—fingered Harvey Milk's bullet wound and then went on live TV while still covered in his AIDS-infested blood to announce to the people of San Francisco that the mayor and some stupid homo were both dead.
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Dan White was later convicted of the lesser charge of manslaughter after convincing a jury of twelve dumbfucks from San Francisco that he had only killed the two men because he was under the influence of depression-inducing Hostess pastries in what would become known as the "Twinkie Defense". Despite getting away nearly scot-free after originally being charged with two counts of capital murder, Dan White ended up killing himself less than two years after his release from prison by giving his car a blowjob and swallowing too much carbon monoxide.
With the mayor now deader than Nikki Catsouras and as the acting President of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors, Dianne Feinstein finally ascended to the position of Mayor of San Francisco on December 4, 1978, following nearly a decade of failed attempts to actually get elected to the position legitimately without anyone having to die.
—Dianne Feinstein, pretending to know how to use a gun | ||
She's A Takin' Ur Gunz!
In 1994, Feinswine—who was now a member of the U.S. Senate following a failed campaign for Governor of California—successfully managed to rape the Second Amendment by sponsoring a federal ban on so-called "assault weapons" in the United States.
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You can see his life flashing before his eyes. -
BOOM! HEADSHOT! -
What Dianne Feinstein masturbates with. -
Listening to Dianne is Torture
Feinstein Bitches That The GOP Tax Law Hurts Richers
—Whinestein, bitching that the GOP doesn't do enough for the 1% | ||
The ObamaGate Coverup
In early 2018, Feinstein joined forces with Commiefornia congressman and professional cockmongler Adam Schiff to defend the Obama administration's use of a Hillary Clinton-funded hentai fanfic as justification to wiretap multiple members of Donald J. Trump's campaign staff.
Even California Democrats Can't Take Any More Feinstein!
In February, 2018, the California Democrats finally realized that Feinstein was too batshit crazy even for the California Democrats and made the decision to not endorse Feinstein for another term in the senate. They instead endorsed a much younger, beaner commie. Naturally, Feinstein and all of her ultra libtard supporters were severely butthurt by this and began whining like little bitches on Twitter.
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See Also
- Gun Control
- Steele Dossier
- Nancy Pelosi
- George Soros
- Emperor Palpatine
- Harvey Weinstein
- Happy Merchant
- Hypocrite
- Dinosaur
- ZOG
| Dianne Feinstein is part of a series on Politics. |
See also: 2012 Elections • 2016 Presidential Elections • 2020 Presidential Elections • 2024 USA Presidential Elections • Internet Politics • PizzaGate • Political communities • Roe v. Wade |
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| Featured article March 5 & March 6, 2018 | ||
| Preceded by Brenda Ann Spencer |
Dianne Feinstein | Succeeded by Brittany Venti |