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Disagreeing with someone's opinions the internet is one of the most egregious and rampant forms of cyberviolence in today's society – Some argue that disagreeing with someone is a heinous crime (akin to rape, murder, genocide and Grand Theft Auto) while others disagree with this assessment and believe that disagreement is a protected form of free speech.
What to do if someone disagrees with you
Always resort to the following tactics during a disagreement.
- Link them to the Wikipedia entry on the subject of contention.
- Edit the Wikipedia entry on the subject of contention and then link them to it.
- Read through their entire online history and attempt to prove that they are a hypocrite.
- Call them stupid.
- Call them a retard.
- Call them a racist.
- Call them a misogynist.
- Call them a misandrist.
- Call them a faggot.
- Call them a socialist.
- Call them a furfag and politely ask them to yiff in hell.
- Call them a cuck.
- Call them a paedophile.
- Call them a cuck again.
- Insult their mum.
- Call them a cuck at least 9000 more times.
- Accuse them of rape.
- Accuse them of being a disgusting animal fucker.
- Write a shitty attack article about them.
- Go for the High Score.
- Kill yourself.
- Haunt them.
Never do the following.
- Admit that you were wrong.
- Agree to disagree.
- Let them get away with it.
People you should always disagree with for the sake of the lulz
- Feminists
- MRAs
- Republicans
- Democrats
- Libertarians
- Christians
- Atheists
- Niggers
- Kikes
- Skubfags
- Anita Sarkeesian
- Paedobutts
- "Rape Victims"
- People whose family members "Died in the Holocaust."
- People who think Cosby is a rapist.
- People who believe that Michael Brown dindu nuffin.
If you agree with this page
You are a faggot and you are wrong.
If you disagree with this page
You are a faggot and you are wrong.
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