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It's 2018 (Also known as CURRENT YEAR +3) and most of the Golden Age memes are over a decade old. Classic 1990's/2000's digital design and decent website layouts (without shitty flat design, narcissism and mobile interface bullcrap) are on their way to becoming completely obsolete since at least 97% of mainstream society in 2018 prefers flat design (with a side of EGOTISM).

2017 has ended up way more crazier than 2016 ever was, though 2017 looked decent compared to 2018. With escalating tensions between the United States and the entire World (except maybe Japan and Central/Eastern Europe), World War III would be likely to happen this year, or maybe the next two. 1984 is complete and society is forced to cope in a lulz-free, SJW-and-Nazi-filled, totalitarian liberal world. People willingly buy Amazon (((Echo))) and other smart speakers and don't care if they're spied on in their homes. The alt-right has collapsed due to a lack of fresh memes or any good ideas and Islam (and its armies of head-dicing jihadists in robes) has finally taken control of Western Europe. 2018 has become known as the year of Flat Design, Nazis, and SJWism.

Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.

Dramatic events from 2018

January

Welcome to 2018.
  • Rich Liberal Americunt, Logan Paul, uploads a controversial YouTube video of him exploring a Suicide Forest in an Azn country known as Japan which displays a dead body from a religious ritual suicide, him as he was approaching it and laughing after he saw it. It was also used as clickbait in the thumbnail. The video was removed not by YouTube, but Logan himself after receiving criticism from the audience. YouTube and its blue collar staff were actually promoting the video, as it'd help generate tons of ad-generated-profit for the Hollywood mega-corporation. Any mirrors of the video re-uploaded by any "normal" YouTube channel are removed via Community Guidelines, while violent disney bootlegs and twisted nursery rhymes are never really taken down.
  • H&M creates a massive shitstorm after a photo of a black kid with a "Coolest Monkey In The Jungle" hoodie was on their website, causing many celebrities to quit H&M and for total butthurt to ensue. Soon after that, H&M stores in South Africa were peacefully protested by the very peaceful protesters.
  • MagicGate continues on as The Quartering attempts to shift his personal army request into a moral campaign about child molesters.
The Daily Stormer claims this is proof of a Jewish conspiracy
  • On 7 January 2018, in America, the Democratic Party exposed itself as an evil organization, that is secretly run by liberal Californian and New-Yorker totalitarian nazis, when it made a subliminal Twitter post, aimed at weak-minded voters living on Pocky, anime stuff and sweets made by Tokyo blue collar workers to get them to elect more communist feminists and ignore good ol' Christian whites.
Matthew Nicholson
  • Matthew Nicholson REALLY spergs out and shoots his old-fashioned mom in the head because he blames her coming into his basement apartment for him losing at the game Fortnite and throwing and breaking his $3,000 Chinese-sweatshop-made headset.
  • River Jumper Juanita Gomez was found guilty of the 2016 murder of her daughter when she shoved a Matcha Pocky crucifix and Hatsune Miku waifu body pillow down her throat because Juanita thought her daughter was possessed.
  • The U.S. government is shut down for a pathetic three days because the NY-owned Democrats, led by none other than Chuck Schumer✡, are hard-pressed to save their precious foreign national voting block (exclusively beaners, moslems, and niggers) by protecting DACA and other Semitic subversion tactics, effectively ignoring their own citizens and throwing a temper tantrum to save their only chance to win in the next elections. However, any suffering caused by this severely autistic faggotry will be on their hands, not that they care. Ironically, after Schumer cucked and sperged out like a little bitch, thousands of entitled illegal beaners from blue collar Mexico and socialist fascist Cuba took to the streets to whine about not getting free shit from the gringos, with a large group attacking Schumer as well.
  • Meanwhile, at the same time across the country, millions of ungrateful, megalomaniac and truant sluts, THOTs, furries and whores march against the good, cisgender, Christian white men and good white cisgender Christian women who allow them their 'rights' and 'freedom' in the first place to whine and complain about stupid shit that has little to no effect on their lives, completely ignorant that they are enjoying the most privileged environment of their useless lecherous existences made by the wasted sacrifices of the men who died to give these cunts the rights to fuck freely, kill their babies, and destroy their own countries.
  • Paul Nehlen gets censored by ZOG after he shitposts on Twatter and names the International Jew by pointing out Jewish dominance in the U.S. Media. Naturally, these privileged kikes have a massive temper tantrum and call Nehlen an "anti-Semite" simply for criticizing Jews and using THEIR anti-white made up tactics on them.
  • Fucking CNN, the King of Cultural Marxist News, puts out a retarded article written in very confusing Millennial English praising the virtues of being a god damn cuck.
Ingvar Kamprad
  • 28 January 2018, Swedish entrepreneur Ingvar Kamprad, that is best known for that craptastic ultra-minimalist furniture brand (Ikea) which most would describe as being one step up from taking a couch home you found on the side of the road, died at 91.

February

  • The NAACP fired Rachel Dolezal on 2 February 2018 because she's not black.
  • The White House releases the FISA document, detailing how a 4chan prank document involving Trump pissing in a bed in a Russian hotel was used by Steele to get approval to spy on Trump for any 'collusion' between the two parties. It also details how the DNC PAID for the document to be used to get dirt on Trump, thereby blowing up the Russia hax0ring hoax once and for all.
  • 4 February 2018 SJWs whine and cry about an MLK speech being used in a Dodge Ad during the Super Bowl. Prince fans whine and cry about Justin Timberlake's Super Bowl Half-Time show calling his Prince tribute insensitive and "Not what Prince would have wanted". In minor Super Bowl news, Philadelphia beats New England with a final score of 41 - 33.
  • Uma Thurman goes after Weinstein again, and in the process, Tarantino is exposed for being a defender of child rapist Roman Polanski.
  • George Soros✡ interferes in the Brexit Referendum by donating 400k pounds in an anti-Brexit referendum. The goyim notice this and criticize him and the Jews cry about alleged "anti-semitism".
  • Paul Nehlen卐 gets kicked off of Twitter by Jack and the terrorist organization known as the ADL for noticing too many things, effectively making Twitter and the ADL responsible for interfering in the political elections of Wisconsin, especially after making fun of the Cheddar Man dark skin and sharing a video explaining the Jewish role in the pornography industry. The alt-right begin to support him by changing their avatars and names to Paul's face and name, causing more sperging from the ADL.
  • "Scientists" unveil the "real" Cheddar Man as a dark-skinned male as an obvious attempt to justify the deliberate genocide of the British people and rile up the colored savages. Amazingly, the hoax is debunked when the scientists themselves admit that they don't know if Cheddar Man even had dark skin at all, before Black Fake History Month was even over. Also to note are inconsistencies with the genetic profile of Cheddar Man and actual British ancestors.
  • Poland passes a law making it illegal to accuse Poland of being responsible for the Holohoax. Naturally, Global Jewry flips their shit and demand the U.S. fuck up their relationship with Poland over hurt feelings of being able to accuse anyone they don't like for their precious Holohoax and the sixty bajillion.
  • North Korea joins the Olympics and tries to steal the spotlight with their charm by sending Kim Jong Un's ugly, evil sister.
  • Lulzy Communist Cuban Nicolas de Jesus Cruz was suspected that he has shot up a school on Valentines Day, pwning 17 people after being indoctrinated in leftist 'educational' asylums and being Catholic and an Atheist all his miserable life. Some claim he wasn't a lulzy perpetrator. He was charged with 17 counts of murder and if confirmed, he'd receive a death sentence. (It is later revealed that the FBI and the police were REPEATEDLY warned about Cruz being a psycho, but obviously didn't do jack shit and even then, on response, the police STOOD DOWN AT THE SHOOTING, allowing it to happen so whiny child soldiers David Hogg and some bald spic chick could be used by CNN to violate the Second Amendment.)
  • The head of the NRA blames "European Style Socialists" for the gun grab, of which the Jews, lacking any self-awareness, chimp the fuck out and cry about 'anti-semitism' in the NRA. The NRA sees a massive rise in membership enrollment despite the libtard attacks.

March

  • On March 8, feminists around the world celebrate being useless cunts who masculinize and mainstream-ize their multiracial, indoctrinated, fatherless girls who can't cook, sew, compose truly original, non-fandom music/art or clean for shit.
  • Useless witch hunter, Robert Muller, lacking any evidence to support the 'Russian collusion' hoax the media has been lying about for the past year, decides to blame the Arabs for colluding with Trump with no fucking evidence or leads whatsoever.
  • The Italian elections had right-wing parties winning with the support of the people. Naturally, the shitlib media whines about "Russian influence", completely ignoring the mass invasion and rape of Italy by illegally immigrating Africans and Arabs, while negating to mention the popularity of the hilarious massacre of certain extremely-anti-christian Africans by a true Italian patriot after a young, cisgender, pure woman was ruthlessly murdered in a voodoo ritual.

April

  • 3 April 2018: The liberalism-induced mass shooting pandemic spreads to large corporations as it occurs at YouTube HQ. JewTube likely may respond by cracking down on First Amendment rights on their pathetic website.
  • 6 April 2018: In another blatantly obvious gassing hoax in Syria, quite literally right after Trump decided to remove troops from Syria, an alleged "gassing of civilians committed by Assad" (aka a blatant false flag by Mossad/ZOG) tricks Trump and gives the corrupt Western European leaders into giving the Globalists and their shitlib golem the chance to start the Third World War they have been itching for. Trump launches missiles at Syrian "chemical warehouses", but the Russians have claimed to have taken most of the missiles down with 30-year-old missile interception weaponry. The only people supporting the march to war are the globalists, shitlibs, ANTIFA retards, anti-whites, the Lügenpresse and (obviously the most vocal) the Jews, especially the Israelis who openly murdered 35 Palestinian protesters at the same time.
  • 11 April 2018: A group of femicunts led by SteelSeries, known as the Bully Hunters, announce their debut stream for the next day. 3 days later, they would end up shutting their entire operation down.
  • 14 April 2018: Trump launches a missile in Islamic Syria to help retarded liberals know that World War 3 is imminent. It works!
  • 16 April 2018: R. Lee Ermey, famous for playing that Drill Instructor from Hell that will take a shit in a toilet right before shoving your face into it and informing you that he won't let you up until you've eaten everything in the bowl died from pneumonia. A sad day, as there hasn't been a decent movie with basic training in it since the late 80's. Internet tough guys' material will only get more and more stale during Call of Duty chat as they try to tell us in a R. Lee Ermey style, waiting for their balls to drop; high pitched voice, how they were a Marine Corps Assassin that can rip our heads off and shit down our necks while never making a sound. A big Hotel Romeo from the ED staff to R. Lee Ermey.
  • 17 April 2018: America loses former first lady and Presidential sammich maker Barbara Bush. Few knew her true age but some have estimated that Pangea may have still been in existance when she was born.
  • 18 April 2018: Wrestling great Bruno Sammartino passes away. He was 82.
  • 20 April 2018: Overrated ""Musician"" Avicii an heros.
  • 21 April 2018: Verne Troyer becomes An hero
  • 25 April 2018: The Golden State Killer, infamous and at large since 1981, has finally been found and arrested. Turns out its a boring old ex-cop doing the killings (allegedly).
  • 26 April 2018: Kanye West publicly comes out in support of Trump, causing the Judenleft to have a massive hissyfit online. Meanwhile Kanye "mysteriously" loses 10 MILLION followers on Twitter, (whist isn't Jack's fault btw [also they were Russian bots]). Also, Bill Cosby was found guilty of sexual assault. This event will surely lead to a war between SJW Black rights activists and feminazis.

May

  • ED's old front end host drops ED over the Offended page which results in the site going down for a few days early this month. We apologize for any inconveniences.
  • The Jews continue their attack on Poland by claiming 2,500 250,000 500,000 Jews (out of nowhere) were killed by the Poles during the Holohoax (despite being "discovered" 15 years ago and only being forced upon Poland when they refused to transform their country into an open air Moslem rape camp), all the while still claiming to be the victims of a nation that, for centuries, housed and protected Jewry in Europe when they were kicked out of other nations for their typical bad behavior.
  • The U.S. Embassy in Israel moves to Jerusalem, triggering the Palestinians into chimping out. The Jews kill over 50 of them and wound 4000+ in "self-defense" from the unarmed sand monkeys attempting to zerg rush the border. Meanwhile, the Jews temporarily suspend their nonstop attempts to derail Trump and destroy America to congratulate Trump for 15 minutes before they get back to their usual tricks. This time, however, they manage to piss off the world as everyone was watching the shitshow happening.
  • YouTube gaming midget John Bain aka TotalBiscuit dies on May 24 from his McDonald's-induced ass cancer.
  • UK Journalist and Far Right Activist Tommy Robinson gets sentenced 13 months in prison over accusations of "breaching the peace" aka covering the Paki rape gangs that the British police willingly protect at the expense of millions of white British girls.
  • Disgusting fat kike Harvey Weinstein finally turns himself in to the NYPD for rape, but is bailed out immediately like the rat he is.
  • On May 25th, the repugnant, degenerate, liberal whores of Ireland, along with their pathetic subhuman bugmen, vote to allow these retarded social-media-lovin' skanks the right to murder their unborn children, celebrating that "right" by singing and fucking Irish crows like the selfish cunts they are.
  • Maddox loses his retarded lolsuit against Dick Masterson as the judge said it was unbelievably stupid.
  • Elon Musk goes after the Jew media and publicly asks *who* controls the media, without directly naming the Jew. Naturally, the Jew journalists start chimping out on twitter about how close Musk was to starting a irl pogrom and how he's starting a company to rate the journalists on how "good" they are.
  • Stan Lee supports Elon Musk, and not even two days later two hitmen are waiting outside Lee's residence ready to assassinate him.
  • 29 May 2018: Roseanne Barr's✡ reboot show is canceled when she called a former aide of Obama's an ape on Twitter.

June

  • David Spade's sister-in-law, Kate Spade, Becomes An Hero on 5 June 2018 after her husband Andy files for divorce.
  • DC Comics relaunches DC Vertigo now with more unwanted SJW movements on June 7, 2018, including Zoe Quinn's comic Goddess Mode to promote herself as the self-victim of the GamerGate boogeyman. She is the writer of the comic with the help of artist Robbi Rodriguez (Spider-Gwen, FBP), and Rico Renzi. This comic will be coming December.
  • 11 June 2018: Net Neutrality is repealed for real this time.
  • The Italian government is successfully formed despite an attempt from Brussels to cock block the will of the Italian people to physically remove the invading monkeys and kick the socialists, feminists, SJWs and communists out.
  • Anthony Bourdain decides to take his chances on finishing his game of hangman with Kate Spade who ragequit 5 June 2018, (and lost) 3 days later on the 8th.
  • ✡Goldbergs✡ actor Jason Odell gets Life's Big Ban Hammer on 10 June 2018. He was 20, having died at a young age from devastating Pink Guy Disease and Internet Cancer.
  • Kim Jong Un and Trump formally end the over 50 year Korean War put on a puppet show in Singapore. Naturally, Japan is butthurt.
  • 18 June 2018: SoundCloud liberal blackie rapper XXXTentacion is shot dead, causing digital-device-raised fans with severe Fragile X Syndrome and trisomy to start whining like pissy toddlers begging for sweets and ice cream.
  • 20 June 2018: The EU attempts to kill the internet with Article 13 as we know it but ends up pushing the law back to a further date. All flow of information is in the hands of a few centralized bureaucrats. Europoors now forced to draw their Pepes and memes by hand. Absolutely true! https://saveyourinternet.eu
  • The Donald enforces immigration law (that had been passed by Bubba Bill, Dubya, and Obongo) on illegal Beaners, causing the Commie-Left to go complete APESHIT, use photos of "tortured" children (that were taken from the criminal infested Obongo era, not that facts matter) and causing the Shitlibs to try to "protect" the poor retarded beaner children by (unironically) attacking the children of the good ICE agents (with Peter Fonda wanting Barron Trump locked with a bunch of pedophiles (for the beaners, of course)).
  • 21 June 2018: Koko the Sign language gorilla dies. She's with Harambe now.
  • 23 June 2018 Pantera drummer Vinnie Paul died at 54.
  • 24 June 2018: Former track and field star Mikese Morse runs down a family of bikers with his car.
  • 26 June 2018: Supreme Court upholds your god emperor's Travel Ban. This predictably has Liberals butthurt, including Sharia law-supporting, beheadment-loving, masculine-feminazi Linda Sarsour.
  • 27 June 2018: Joe Jackson, who molested and euthanized Michael Jackson with a Japanese-slave-made Kendama hammer to his shriveled, raisin-sized balls to keep his voice high-pitch (before Michael was molesting Corey Feldman) got hit with G-D's big Banhammer.
  • The tolerant left and SJWs go ballistic on libtard Anthony Kennedy's retirement from the United States Supreme Court, spewing insults and sending death threats at him on Twitter and other social media.

July

  • #WalkAway picks up steam as Faggots, Socialists, Communists, Niggers, Feminists and Sandwich-Makers realize they can be Nazis too and leave the Democratic Party in tens. Turns out hedging your entire party on wedge issues, shilling for Mudslime terrorists, Spic cartels and Hollywood pedo-rapists, and making Americans fear their fellow citizens isn't a viable strategy.
  • Theresa May manages to fuck up Brexit in a way only a woman can, as Boris Johnson and other high profile politicians from her own party resign from their cabinet posts and leave the government. This is the beginning of the end for the current Conservative Party and their ruling Neo-Con faction.
  • Anthony Kennedy 2: Electric Boogaloo happened on July 9, 2018 when Trump, after baiting a female candidate, nominated white male Brett Kavanaugh to the United States Supreme Court. Ironically, the usual suspects on the left is losing their minds over the pick, when Kavanaugh as is a relative tame milquetoast pick compared to the all the other options.
  • President Trump's visit to Zionist Occupied Caliphate of Britanistan is epic, as he shits all over the traitorous hag May over her Brexit fail, calls out Germany for buying gas from their alleged enemy Russia, and causing "British" shitlibs to spend 30,000 GRAND on a small blimp of baby Trump floating over a small crowd of 1,000 people, mostly trannies and shitskins, all the while causing everyone else to laugh at the shitshow.
  • While Rian Johnson is still blaming the fans as 'toxic' from receiving criticism for his failed Star Wars movie The Last Jedi, Rian now blames GamerGate as a violent campaign for his failures after replying a tweet about ComicsGate.
  • As Trump was in Britain calling immigration harmful to Europe, thousands of liberal Africans riot in the streets of terrorism-plagued Paris after the African Team of "France" beats "white supremacist" Croatia in the sportsball competition.
  • God Emperor Trump met and shook hands with Vladimir Putin in Helsinki, Finland and declared that it was the Dumbocraps, not the Russians, that hacked the 2016 Elections. Unsurprisingly, the extreme Left SJW (and even "conservatives", moreso if they're #NeverTrumper cucks) neocon warmonger Zionist-Islamists are extremely triggered enough that they want to start a World War 3 with Russia even though they are the same nitwits who accused Trump of starting WW3(And even supporting Hillary in 2016 when she wanted to start WW3 by imposing a no-fly zone in Syria and threatening war with Russia and Iran).

August

  • The New York Times✡, not learning anything about trying to hide their contempt of Whites and operating a newspaper, hires the anti-white gookess Sarah Jeong, who has a extensive Twatter history of shitting on whites, and even defends her using common SJW tactics despise condemning Rosanne Barr for "racism" over a joke tweet months prior.
  • Jews begin to chimp the fuck out at they begin to realize that the boomer commie retard Jeremy Corbyn might actually have a chance to unseat the incompetent hag retard Theresa May and begin to kvetch in pain, utilizing their press monopoly as a means to destroy Corbyn before he takes power and (possibly) make negative comments on Israel.
  • August 6th, 2018: Youtube, Facebook, and other communist facist Silicon Valley globalist corporations, in coordination with Democrats and Far-left activist groups, blatantly conspire to remove Alex Jones and InfoWars from the internet, using "hate speech" "violations" as "justification" for his de-platforming (right before the Mid Terms, no less), despite his content not even being remotely hateful (except to shitlibs and the 1%✡) and only proves the slippery slope of censorship being forced upon the American internet to counter populism in violation of the 1st Amendment. Naturally, the Leftist hypocrites, who cried out in pain nonstop every time Trump called out the Media for its bullshit for 2 1/2 years, celebrated this action against Alex Jones, further cementing the moral divide in America.
  • Exactly one year after the disastrous Unite the Right Rally in Charlottesville, a dozen or less alt righters decide to do Unite the Right 2: Electric Bogaloo, but in D.C. this time. It was a rapturous success.
  • August 9, 2018: MundaneMatt is exposed as a false flagger by Ethan Ralph, Mister Metokur and Keemstar on a lulzy livestream.
  • August 11: 2018: God's Computer Programmer Terry Davis, the man who created God's perfect OS and exposed the massive CIAnigger conspiracy, rises to the throne after sacrificing himself to a train.
  • id Software releases their Doom: Eternal reveal game-play, but SJWs cry out in pain when in-game NPC comments on demons as 'immigrants' Earth as a 'melting pot' and Demon being an 'offensive term', instead using the term 'mortally challenged'.
  • A sorrow moment passes through the Meme world as meme legend and actor Stefán Karl Stefánsson dies from bile duct cancer. #1.
  • August 26, 2018: War mongering Communist faggot and traitor to the United States John McCain finally dies after a brain tumor successfully completes its suicide mission of ending his life after just one day of ending his treatment. Zionist shills, retarded shitlibs, neocon traitors and Communist faggots cry out in pain as one of their greatest supporters ends his 35 year reign of terror by failing to start World War 3.
  • A twerpy Jew, David Katz✡, shoots up a MLG event in Jacksonville, killing 4 (three huwyte, one black). The media pounces in on this with their typical spew of bullshit about trying to capitalize on the not even cold bodies of the victims.

September

  • Trump's tariffs take their toll as countries with strong dependance on the American market, such as Soviet Canuckstan, began to show signs of recession.
  • September 12 2018 - The next battle to save the internet begins. The EU is still after your rare pepes. https://saveyourinternet.eu
  • Brianna Wu lost the Massachusetts Primary Election against Stephen Lynch and became a sore loser. Will run again against Stephen Lynch in 2020.
  • September 6 Burt Reynolds dies of a heart attack at 82. Goodnight, sweet prince.
  • Also September 6, 2018: Alex Jones’ Tw@tter account gets PERMABANNED after he accused a certain CNN (aka Crappy “News” Network) reporter of harassing and getting him banned not only from the digital realm, but also real life as well.
  • September 7 So called rapper Mac Miller✡ overdoses on drugs.
  • On September 7, Kanye West & Lil Pump decide to make a Roblox reference in order to get the Gen Z roblox kiddies to buy their music on itunes.
  • September 12, 2018: In a final move to prove that Hitler did nothing wrong and the Allied Forces lost the Second World War, the EU✡ passes Article 13 and destroys the internet for everyone by making memes impossible to upload. Economists predict recession as small businesses can't survive with the "Link Tax" and all its regulations. Meanwhile, many tech companies must decide whether to neuter their platform, make a seperate version for Yurop like they do for China or just ban Europeans all together.
  • Kero the Wolf is exposed for being a literal animal fucker, with videos and chat logs proving how much of a sick fuck this faggot is.
  • Chad Bret Kavaugnah vs Virgin Ford: the whore fucks up her "testimony", and with no evidence provided, proves that Bret was innocent the whole time and guarantees the destruction of the Dems, as well as female credibility when they lie about rape. Meanwhile, Lindsey Graham recognizes his new found freedom from McFaggot and redeems himself by standing up for Bret in a brilliant redemption arc from Neocon faggotry.

October

  • Kavanaugh is confirmed to the Supreme Court by a 50-48 vote. Liberal tears increase tenfold all over the US as they cry out in literal pain, with Soros himself funding a pathetic "protest" of soyboy faggots and catladies to spaz out.
  • On the night before of Kavanugh's inauguration, liberal Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg falls down some stairs, breaks her ribs and is sent to the hospital. So great is their fear of Trump, that Liberals trip over each other to donate their blood, organs and body parts to the half-dead crone. The black ritual pays off and Ginsburg returns to the bench.
  • Shitlib Pocahontas wannabe Elizabeth Warren takes a DNA test that proves she is literally 1/1024 redskin, meaning she basically lied about being an Injun to get a scholarship. She then proceeds to shove this number down the media's throats and brag about being a real feathernigger.
  • On October 18, Jack Dorsey finally admits that "the free speech wing of the free speech party" was a joke, thereby rendering Twitter's Sec. 230 immunity null and void.
  • More Trout leaks on October 20; Troutgate 2.0.
  • Conveniently, right before the Midterms, a horde of Aztec monkeys(most likely organized by the Jews) heads through Mexico to invade the U.S. for free gibs. To distract the people from this, the Judenpresses, in collaboration with the Democrats, hoax a "bomb" threat on CNN, Clinton, Soros, and other top Dems to scare the retarded shitlibs into thing about "right wing" terrorism (despite 99/9% of all political violence coming from the left). The hoax is unraveled in 12 hours thanks to /pol/, making this the most pathetic false flag committed by the Jews since the second Assad "gassing".
  • A Gab user goes on a mass shooting at a Pittsburgh synagogue, presumably after the caravan and fake bomb hoax failed to distract the goyim from the upcoming election. Meanwhile Gab.ai gets banned from Paypal and Microsoft because fuck you that's why.
  • Brazil is saved from Communist rule when Bolsanaro wins the election. Prepare for the Second Holocaust in South America and get your front row seats ASAP.
  • Washington Post's writer Jamal Khashoggi murdered inside Saudi Arabia consulate in Turkey. As always consulates/embassies of stone age communist Arab countries are used to lure unsuspecting victims to either be shipped back home in a box (for rape) or simply killed and dumped somewhere (hosting country knows ofc). But we highly doubt that Saudis are similar to Sharjah Ruler -and his legalized criminal organization- who tend to kill people who know too much about his Child Sex Ring for globalist elite & elderly rich Jews. It's simple, because he spoke the truth.
  • Sinead O'Connor converts into a goatfucker named Shuhada' Davitt.
  • The manager of Leicester City FC and his entourage are killed in a hilarious freak accident.

November

  • The midterm elections will be hosted on November 6th, and everybody will be forcing the "voting is important, so vote now" agenda down your throat. Of course, our agenda is to either not vote at all, or to vote for the Republicans. Just for the lulz.
  • The midterms ended up being a blue wave splash as Dems win the House and Reps win the Senate (and more Gubernatorial races), both sides declare victory. Less sperging then expected happened as each side got something. If you hated Trump you need to realize that the alternative was Tumblr/ResetERA for office but those that aren't NPCs should know this by now.
  • The Wall Street Journal prepares a hitpiece on the Ralph Retort Killstream and on hurtful superchats, but before that happens the 27,000 dollars that he and his co-hosts raised for Saint Jude cancer research is refunded by Youtube due to said hurtful superchats, thus showing that journalists are literal evil and will harm children to get at mean people on the internet.
  • Gab gets shut down because some legit neo-nazi edgelord who viewed Donald Trump as a Zionist corporate jew puppet decided to shoot people at a local synagogue. The Silicon Valley oligarchs shut down Gab.ai for good along with colluding to shut down all sources of payment essentially shadow banning the owner of Gab from all services. A few days later Gab.ai comes back under a new hosting provider.
  • The UK and the EU continue to slapfight over Brexit, scaring people on both sides of the channel as time begins to run out.
  • Communist Reporter Jim Acosta gets b& from the White House after brutally assault-raping a woman when he refused to hand over over the microphone when he was whining about the midterms. The media defends him with the insane conspiracy theory that the video of Acosta was "doctored" with no evidence whatsoever.
  • The House of Representatives in Communist America becomes diverse.
  • Broward County is exposed for having rigged the election in the most blatant example of Democratic election fraud, even letting Nikolas Cruz the fucking high school shooter himself vote in the election.
Champagne Liberal Tara Strong lying about an Uber driver "threatening" her in order to get him fired and blame Trump for political points.
  • 11 November 2018: The world gathers in Paris to watch Macron shit all over the French who died to defend their country by blaming nationalism for the war (in Current Year fashion) and claiming them to be traitors and having a Quainz sing in insult to their sacrifice and memory.
  • Macron and Merkel begin talks to fund an EU army in order to start a war against enemies of the EU. So far an army has not been funded yet.
  • 6 November (allegedly):Tara Strong and some other whore get into an argument with an Uber driver (who happens to be an immigrant). In turn she uploads the video "owning" him on Twitter, then proceeds to lie about him "threatening violence" and other deranged shit as well (even claiming to be Ben Shapiro's neighbor lol), and even threatens other people on the internet for uploading the video of her being exposed as a crazy bitch.
  • After a Red Ded Redemption 2 video by Youtuber Shirrako gets his channel baleeted for 24 hours without any warning, causing an uproar in the Youtube community.
  • Tucker Carlson's home is attacked by Antifaggots, who himself wasn't home, but his wife was alone, having to hide from them for fear of being murdered (or raped). The media FINALLY criticizes Antifa for this, but lies about them being peaceful(despite two years of video evidence of them being violent). Meanwhile, Creepy Porn Lawyer a.k.a Michael Avenattai threatens to team up with a mestizo sodomite to sue Tucker after he defended his daughter from being slandered as a whore by said mestizo sodomite...only to be arrested on the 14th for felony domestic violence against his wife(this is the same guy who cried out in pain after Trump called Horseface "Stormy Daniels" Horseface).
  • Tyler Barriss plead “guilty” to 51 federal charges, for which U.S. Attorney Stephen McAllister stated he would recommend a sentence of 20 years' incarceration.
  • Stan Lee dies from old age. Shitlibs, SJW's and Communists mock his death even though he openly supported the same things they support.
  • Tekashi69 gets arrested and faces life with no parole in Jew Central for being in a fucking gang that runs guns, people, and drugs.
  • The caravan orc horde from Mordor attempts to zerg rush the border, only to be repelled by the border guards. The orcs proceed to cry out in pain, especially one orc woman bringing her orclings with her to be used as propaganda for the horde, with the full support of the Judenpresse and traitor elite, as they aren't able to inflict themselves on the White Race for free gibs and white women while ignoring the fact that they were given asylum status in Mexico.
  • Fucking CNN broadcasts a documentary about how furfaggotry is nothing to do with sex or fetishism, thus officially confirming the exact opposite.
  • Stephen Hillenburg, the creator of Spongebob Squarepants for over 20 years, has died of ALS.
  • David Wu starts the Final Solution to the Thot Problem by informing the IRS Jews that they aren't paying their taxes, as women don't pay taxes anyway.
  • Bush Sr. dies at night on the last day of November.

December

  • The French yellow vest protests (exclusively white), who initially started with protesting high gas prices, escalate with them attacking federal buildings and making allies with the police. The state✡ attempt to crush the revolt in Champs-Elysées with their antifa minions, only for them to beaten up by the police, who have allied themselves with the Yellow Vests. Afterwards, they move to Paris to demonstrate, protecting the monuments while destroying degenerate artwork being hosted there. Several retired army generals have issued a joint statement proclaiming Macron to be a traitor of the republic. Macron is forced to call in foreign non-French police from other European countries under the EU flag. Afterwards it is only a matter of time until the French start another revolution before their place is destroyed by middle easterners and ruffian africans.
  • Tumblr openly plans to holocaust all NSFW content on the site by December 17, causing all the porn addicts and degenerate "artists" to flee like rapefugees to other alternate sites to post porn. However, in doing so Tumblr usage will drop like a stone and lose about 90 percent of its userbase, as only "normal" people use it for porn. (If you happen to follow any accounts for jerking off purposes, be sure to get their alternate web accounts before December 17th)
  • Mumkey Jones gets his channel murdered December 10th over his satirical Elliot Rodger videos. The PC police at YouTube doesn't understand satire or edgy content unless the edgy content is coming from some Zionist completely bought out organization like World Star Hip Hop. Regular users of the website must now have to abide by YouTube's slow sanitization of the website unless of course people start boycotting YouTube.
  • On the 13th of December, Ian Naude is sentenced to 25 years in prison.
  • A prominent journo of Der Spiegel(who one a CNN award on journalism, no less) was caught having falsified over FOURTEEN YEARS worth of stories, including stories involving made up rapefugees and conning people out of their money to "support" them and writing a fake news story about a town that "worshiped" Trump and was extremely bigoted.
  • Trump openly announces to remove soldiers from Syria. The lying Jew media starts to bitch about it despite the Syrian war being over, of it having no value whatsoever and only to see Trump fail (shitlibs and Jews would destroy the world just to see Trump look bad)
  • David Zogg gets into Harvard to pursue his worthless career in slactivism despite hainvg a 1270 SAT score.
  • Ruth Bader Ginsburg is given lung cancer by the Krampus for being a bitch. A sign from heaven that God wants her to die a slow and painful death.
  • Zoe Quinn releases her first DC Vertigo SJW comic Goddess Mode. DC is ruined forever!
  • The left and the DNC are exposed as disgusting cabbalistic pedovores who wanna kill anyone who criticises them, despite "taking back" the House in the Midterms... they "took back" the house in order to begin their campaign of subversing the states into even more communist/fascist slavery.
  • 19-22 December: An absolute madman flies drones into Gatwick Airport, London, and causes the place to be shut down for days. He remains at large.
  • 31 December 2018: Make it your New Year's Resolution to leave your mother's basement, buy some basic camping supplies, and quickly drive to your new rural midwest US trailer in a panic. Next year's resolution can be to kiss a pure, humble, cisgender girl save up enough money to buy a sexbot made by Japanese slave laborers, as pure, humble, cisgender girls have gone extinct.
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