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| Sonicfox | |
| Real Name | Dominique McLean |
| Given Names | Sonicfox, Sonicfox5000 |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Birthday | March 2, 1998 |
| Species | Homo |
| Sub-Species | Black |
| Genus | Furry |
Sonicfox, a.k.a. Dominique McLean, is a self-described SJW anti-hero of his own making, who, as his self-promoting Wikipedia article claims, is capable of mastering all new games and characters at a phenomenal rate, most likely because he won't leave his house without his fur suit on.
He has recently made a name for himself by overcoming his blackness and lack of opposable thumbs by becoming the highest-paid fighting games player in the world as of December 2018, proving that it is possible to make a living without having a life.
Like most left-leaning libtards with newfound fame, he is convinced that there is a right-wing conspiracy against him and has no qualms about voicing it, in some rather spectacular and lulzy ways. We must admit, it is better than most sitcoms on TV.
Gay Is a Personality Trait
Despite having made close to 500,000 dollars playing video games, Sonicfox tends to think that being gay is a personality trait and not a life choice, possibly because he doesn't have one of his own that doesn't include claiming how 1337 he is, or how beaten down he is for being black and a gay bottom furry.
He's Gay Because You Can't Talk Games with Gurlz
The White Man Is Out to Get Him
His Wet Dreams
His Fursona
Tame by ED Standards
Sonicfox is not really interesting at all, unless you consider opinionated people with right-wing conspiracy theories calling others "bitch", or thinking video game fighting moves translate into real world skills as high humour. His tameness most likely has to do with him being an e-celebrity and having PR people and sponsors constantly stepping on his toes to prevent the same fiasco which happened with Pewdiepie.
Like most little black boys that live in their mother's basement, thinking they're hard core street, and hide behind a fursona, short of being better than you at video games and making a living playing them, he still has more of a life than you.
His Fanbase
Despite what you may think, his fanbase consists very little of gamers due to his desire to be a homosexual mouthpiece and gay icon. Rather, it consists mostly of sycophant followers who are more than ready to like any badly worded post that has him saying "I'm gay" or call a person whose opinion is that sexual identity politics should be left in the bedroom a Nazi. Mostly, what you can count on seeing there are a lot of furries who think it is so uber cool that one of theirs was named Gaymer of the Year and that he had to forbid posting NSFW pictures on his Twatter feed, most likely because his sponsors have a no porn rule.
You Have Nothing on Me
See Also
External Links
Sonicfox's Accounts
SonicFox5000 - Where Sonicfox constantly stirs drama and shit at.
SonicFox5000
SonicFox5000
zsonicfox
Other Shit
SonicFox5000 - WikiFur Page
Sonicfox's Kiwi Farms Thread
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Sonicfox is part of a series of topics related to Black People☻
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