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|image = Mariotehplumber.png | |||
|powerword = John Burris | |||
|occupation = [[YouTuber]], [[Twitch]] streamer | |||
|website = [https://www.youtube.com/user/mariotehplumber JewTube account] | |||
|nationality = [[Canadian]]}} | |||
'''Mariotehplumber''' ([[Powerword]]: '''John Burris''') is a roid-raging, Tourette's-suffering hyper-awkward hero lolcow who thinks it's his duty to deliver the glorious ''Sonic'' series from its heretical Modern days. He has given himself over to the religion of ''Sonic''; by doing that, he is required to waste thousands of dollars on worthless ''Sonic'' plushies and key chains, pose as Sonic wherever he goes, and always assert his opinion as facts. In other words, he is your typical rabid [[fantard|fanboy]] with nothing else to do other than make rage drawings an unborn fetus could make better than him. He wastes time playing ''Sonic 1'' 24/7 and destroying his nice furniture while screaming obscenities at the top of his lungs like a toddler. He is biased, [[racist]], [[butthurt]] ''Sonic'' fan who hates "teh moddurn Sannic" and loves "teh klasyic Sannic" and calls Knuckles a [[nigger]]! He even claims that ''Mario'' and ''Zelda'' are the only good games. Lately, John has bought over 200 Rosalina and Luma amiibos so fans of her can not. He plans to spend nearly $35,000 on them. Oh, and Irate Gamer is his favorite reviewer too, destroying more of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8BzwQecqn8 his nonexistent credibility.] | |||
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However, due to immense trolling, he has been obsessively using a [[banhammer]] to attack trolls, believing that this makes him a [[genius]]. This however, proves that MTP is a total fucking retard with an enormous ego. He likes to believe he is a good [[Christian]], yet his pride and ego are one of the deadly sins. Only [[HyperCharge]] and [[ExoParadigmGamer]] even come close to the extreme level of hypocrisy and emotional retardation Mariotehplumber has. They are fans of each other by the way. | However, due to immense trolling, he has been obsessively using a [[banhammer]] to attack trolls, believing that this makes him a [[genius]]. This however, proves that MTP is a total fucking retard with an enormous ego. He likes to believe he is a good [[Christian]], yet his pride and ego are one of the deadly sins. Only [[HyperCharge]] and [[ExoParadigmGamer]] even come close to the extreme level of hypocrisy and emotional retardation Mariotehplumber has. They are fans of each other by the way. | ||
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BREAKING NEWS!! ZOMG MARIOTEHPLUMBER AKA JOHN BURRIS HAS A JOB AT SEGA11!!!!111 |
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Mariotehplumber is an irrelevant lolcow who had long since been milked by the masses. You can help by finding someone else to pick on, you meen-spirited cyberboolie! |
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Mariotehplumber
However, due to immense trolling, he has been obsessively using a banhammer to attack trolls, believing that this makes him a genius. This however, proves that MTP is a total fucking retard with an enormous ego. He likes to believe he is a good Christian, yet his pride and ego are one of the deadly sins. Only HyperCharge and ExoParadigmGamer even come close to the extreme level of hypocrisy and emotional retardation Mariotehplumber has. They are fans of each other by the way. YouTube CareerMost of his videos are about him pissing and whining about how he wants the "Klaysic Sannic" in every Sonic game, always. He also blames Sonic fans who enjoy the Sonic games after Sonic Adventure saying that they ruined the series for everyone. He refers Sonic's newer design as long-legged streched-out "hentai quills", and he says that the "morans" like to shove hentai quills up their asses. He also shits the bed about how he wants a Sonic 1 in 3D and believes that Sega will magically listen to him and cancel any current Sonic-related projects just to please him. He also wants to work for Sega so he can make a Sonic 1 in 3D and also make the "Klaysic Sannic" kill the "Moddurn Sannic", and call the game Sonic the Hedgehog and make over 9000 parts of it. His sound quality is the equivalent of him shoving the microphone up his ass while ear raping the viewer's ears with his constant Tourette's attacks, and his videos of him in his mom's basement have poor lighting while he breaks out into fits of rage while destroying furniture. His let's plays are him playing some shitty Mario, Zelda, or Sonic game while constantly repeating himself by saying "owned" or "fuck" over and over, saying that how "Most of the morans think that they can go here, but they can also go up here" for example, constantly screaming like an insane fucktard about how he is the best in the world at the game he's playing while he plays worse than the average gamer. If he plays Sonic 1 or Mario 64, he will go completely insane screaming about how great the game is while going apeshit on the microphone. His "reviews" are on the recent Mario, Zelda, and Sonic games. In his reviews, he says that the character design is the most important part of any video game, as he says it sells games. In reality, the gameplay sells the games. He will even pull a Razorfist and review a game without playing it. His reviews are mostly nothing more than him bitching about Sonic's character design and how he wants the "Klaysic Sannic" or the "Sannic Wuhn Sannic" in his Sonic game reviews, as he calls Sonic's newer design, or as he calls it the "hentai design". As of January 15, 2015, Mariotehplumber has admitted he was trolling the entire time, and he has stopped making videos on his channel. He said his anger was fake, that is until you start sending nude pictures of Rosalina to him. He now does weekly streams on Twitch with TheBalishChannel, while he goes insane fighting Rosalina, like buying 100 fucking Rosalina amiibo so his fans can't and screaming at people on Twitter about her at the same time. However, he just cannot let go, and of as March 12, 2015, he has returned to making his new "reviews," which contain even more twisted opinions than his old reviews and worse roid rage than ExoParadigmGamer and HyperCharge's reviews. Sega and Sonic-related forums Mariotehplumber is also known for constantly whining about how they need to bring the "Klaysic Sannic" back into every newer sonic game. He has also annoyed everyone on the forums that he has joined for his constant whining. This has also caused him to get banned on the forums that he has joined. However, Mariotehplumber would continuously dodge bans and create new accounts on the forums that he was previously banned on. For example, He was banned from the Sega forums and eventually returned as Blowit before being banned once more. However, he then returned as Sonic Henkai, then got banned again, then re-returned as Son Goku, then got banned again, then re-re-returned as My Shoes, then got banned again and so on. This also led to the forum's administrators banning his IP address from accessing the forums. After Mariotehplumber has been banned up to the point of this IP Address being blocked on the site, he would usually make posts claiming that he would pay real money to the moderators to unban his account.   On top of everything else, he's a known figure on the "world's gayest sport"-sphere. He goes by the name Romans Empire on Wrestling Forum, and his god complex is up to 11 there. Delusional as always, he claims to be the "Forum Champion" and even goes to the trouble of putting a fake belt in his signature. Despite being in a mostly different sphere from his usual area, he outed himself by continuing to rant about Nintendo becoming "hentai". Easily trolled Mariotehplumber will instantly get butthurt and BAW on your video and/or channel if you make a video criticizing and/or putting logic into his videos, or send him pictures of Rosalina. He will spam comments onto the video with the grammar of a 5 year old moron. Sometimes, he will even make a video telling people to take down their videos about him, or he will flag your video for copyright, and block you from commenting on his videos he uploads. Some of his 'best' insults consist of "modern moran", faggot, and idiot. In fact, contributing to this ED article IS trolling him!  Racism, Xenophobia and General PrejudiceIn his videos and comments, he is known for being racist and hating on a certain group of people. Here is a list of people who he is known to be racist/Xenophobic towards, and who he generally puts down in his videos and comments:
Witness the Glory of his YouTube Comments
Previous Quote | Next Quote 40k Down The ShitterIn recent news, if you haven't heard, Nintendo has recently released a line of toys called Amiibo for kids and adults alike. Since the things are selling pretty well, you can expect not only Sony to make their shitty version of it soon enough, but there to be scalpers as well. Of course, Mariotehplumber has taken scalping to a whole new level. Supposedly, in a recent interview, under the name Daily Dose, Mariotehplumber has spent ABOUT $4,000 on these damn things and even plans to spend 35,000 dollars more. Four. Fucking. Thousand. Where he got 4,000 dollars, the world may never know. It could be from his college fund or crack money or from whoring himself out in the Jersey alleyways, but what we do know is that this was a waste of money. Think about it. This 4,000 dollars could have gone to a poor, starving family in Africa, but instead, this money was wasted on multiple versions of the same piece of fucking plastic. And he plans on spending $35,000 more on them. 
Previous Quote | Next Quote Here's the entire interview if you want to read this shit. MarioTehPlumber's streamEvery Saturday, MarioTehPlumber and his gay boyfriend TheBalishChannel, being the basement dwelling low lives they are who have no problem throwing their 20's away to playing games that were designed for children, stream Nintendo games and anime on Twitch, instead of partying hard and getting laid. Their gay stream includes the following:
The owner of the stream, TheBalishChannel (Powerword: Ronald Balish), is a vapid SJW. TheBalishChannel enforces political correctness in his Discord/chatroom, and will bully others who dissent into silence like a good little spineless SJW. So if you dare say anything not politically-correct, you're not welcome in his circle! TheBalishChannel enforces PC goodthink and punishes wrongthink (even if said wrongthink goes against his religion). TheBalishChannel also draws pedophilic images, which may explain why he defends other degenerates (even if it's to be "ironic" or as a "joke", there's no excuse). TheBalishChannel betrays and turns on his loyal but non-PC fans, just to virtue-signal and white-knight for mentally ill degenerates that may or may not give him money one day. All this, just so he can waste his life further, and lap up the narcissistic energy he gets from all the fan art to temporarily improve his self-esteem.
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External linksMTP himself:
Xbox Live: BalishChannel Nintendo Switch FC: SW-0758-2213-7510 Nintendo Network ID: TheBalishChannel
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