This page contains small sections regarding some of the [[High Score#Notable_Losers|Notable Losers]] who have not had their own article made due to there being too little information, too little lulz or simply nobody having made their article yet.
This page contains small sections regarding some of the [[High Score#Notable_Losers|Notable Losers]] who have not had their own article made due to there being too little information, too little lulz or simply nobody having made their article yet.
After an argument with his best friend at a new-year party, 18-year-old Abel retrieved his hunting rifle and returned to kill everyone attending the party and finish it all off by killing himself. Using his ancient Inuit hunting skills, he [[headshot|shot eight people right in the face]] including his brother, who would go on to be the only survivor. After finishing his rampage, he returned home and went to sleep, being v& the next morning.
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Being considered too dangerous to serve a sentence in a semi-open Greenlandic prison, Abel was sent to Denmark for detention. After 25 years, he was released on parole in 2015, even though he was charged for smuggling [[Weed|hashish]] to Greenland a year prior.
{{GradedScore|7| |15|Only headshots.|5|Butthurt party shooter and pussied out of [[an hero]]. |0| |20|Greenlandic champion & [[Epic win|RELEASED]]!|47|D-|Best Inuit}}
Adam Labus was a Polish man who pwned three people and a single one in Eching and Freising in Germany on February 19, 2002, before becoming an hero.
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File:DeadLabus.jpg|Labus after becoming an hero
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===What happened?===
On the morning of February 19, 2002, Labus shaved his head like a military man, also dressed in a military camouflage clothing, and took a cab to his former workplace where he had been [[Banned|fired]] a week earlier. There the perpetrator killed two people and then drove to the Freising business school he had attended, killing the principal and seriously wounding a religion professor before killing himself with a shot to the head.
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2 months after his lulzfest, another hero as the name of [[Robert Steinhäuser]] shots his school where he got expelled and killed 17. Also Rob becamed a hero.
{{GradedScore|3| |18|Not bad|10|Small school shooter who inspired a big school shooter |8|In Deutschland and other European neighbour, people freaked out for just a week |5|For using explosive devices|44|D|Don't waste your grenades, fag}}
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== Adam Purinton ==
{{ib|[[File:AdamPurinton.png|200px]]<br>'''This Nigga looks like Liam Neeson'''}}
On a cold February in 2017, our hero, '''Adam Purinton'''{{Christian}}, an air traffic controller, warrior for [[Jesus|Christ]], and most importantly, a [[Pakistani]] patriot noticed [[Indian]] invaders at the bar with him while he was watching a [[Nigger|basketball game]]. Seeing these filthy beasts drink alongside him, he left in anger in his old truck, came back with his Taurus pistol and shot at the enemies of Pakistan, killing one and injuring the other before a [[Liberal]] white man [[doing it wrong|defended these animals]], getting shot in the process. Purinton, being the pussy he is, drove away in his truck, evaded the feds, and even made it 82 miles away to [[Bill Clinton|Clinton, Missouri]], but [[idiot|he got drunk at a bar and confessed his attack]], and was subsequently V&.
*Shitty quality compact [[Brazilian|Brazoid]] pistol with great ammo capacity, '''19~25 Damage'''
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*+45% damage to those who follow the world rather than Christ.
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File:Olathebar1.jpg|The bar he attacked
File:Olathebar2.jpg|Flowers laid after the attack
File:Olathebar3.png|The [[No|"victims"]] of the attack
File:Purintonvanned.png|V&
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{{GradedScore|1|Eh, at least he got one|10|it's point blank, how hard is it to kill someone?|5|Typical racist White man behavior|10|Got [[The Donald|Trump's]] attention but didn't deserve it|20|[[forced meme|built a army and saved Pakistan and destroyed india]]|46|F-|Wow grape!🍇}}
On November 29, 2023, on the town of [[Moonspeak|Kadzidło]], Poland, 18-year-old Albert Gut, a professional [[Gen Z|mogger]], dressed with military clothes and wearing a mask, stabbed 2 of his classmates, wounding them before trying to commit an hero and failing.
{{GradedScore|0|2 wounded|0.5|Not even surprising|5|Mogger on killing spree|0.5|Almost forgotten|3|Brainrot|10|Z-|[[13-year-old boy|Sigma]] [[Faggot|mogger]] on a [[Alex Hribal|Stabbing spree]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon and Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, in [[2023]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Jiverly Wong|Undercover Turks gave me a lot of ass during eighteen years]]}}
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In 2015, a [[Bosnia|Tornjak]] [[Foreshadowing|Truck driver]] named Alen Rizvan Rizvanović{{Muslim}}{{Nazi}}, who after realizing that he had a perfectly stable life (outside of getting divorced and having his firearms confiscated for being a [[schizo]]), the sword of [[Allah]] showed him that [[No shit|there are too many shitskins in Europe]], and especially [[Turkroaches]] in particular.Realizing this, he got his [[Azn|Daewoo Rexton]] and started [[typical|running over and stabbing cyclists]]. At the end of his Amok, 4 people were dead and 36 were injured. After the attack, Alen told the police he did it because [[Delusion|The turks were after him]], making him the predecessor to [[Sonboly]]. Alen later became [[An hero|an prophet]] in 2023 after he realized he threw his whole life away for his 2,500 [[Nazi]] [[Facebook]] followers, just after releasing his hit single, [[forced meme|I-t Sonboly]].
{{GradedScore|4| [[retard]] |2| Fuck you|3| [[Refugee|Refugees]] at work, nothing special |6| Nobody cared, [[Redundant|Islamic terrorism]] is a weekly event in [[Eurabia]] |15| for using an extremely obscure car for the lulz|30|F+|dragging the cultural enrichment meme}}
A 19 year old Andrei Chikatilo Fanatic who entered with a meat cleaver in a kindergarten killing 3 children and a teacher and injured another teacher before being arrested and sentenced to life in prision.
{{GradedScore|4| First latvian mass killing but left an injured teacher. |18| Not bad for a noob |10| Hack N'Slash with a meat cleaver |2| Nobody cared except Latvia |10| for being first mass killer in Latvia.|44|E|You can do more man!!!}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Shot by civil guards)}}
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Alfonso Lama, was the [[old|52 year old]] Argamasilla the Calatrava shooter who sniped dead his neighbour, a policemen and injured his father and a civil guard before being [[fail|shot by a guardia civil.]]
===THE SHOOTING===
On 26th [[halloween|october]] 2022, in a redneck town called Argamasilla de Calatrava, our [[loser|hero]] Alfonso, after a discussion with his father, punches him in the head who [[fail|survived]] escaping his schizo son while bleeding. Alfonso, pissed off, grabs a [[sniper|telescopic sight rifle]] and shots his neighbour (Jose Luis) failing the first shot. The police and the civil guard comes to Alfonso's house and Alfonso shots 3 bullets. Alfonso father, tries to help and the special forces tried to vigilate the shooter. Alfonso, shots indiscriminately a national police car injuring a police officer. After shoting him, Alfonso snipes to death another policeman. A [[Shit no one cares about|Loomis]] car, gets some shots by Alfonso and a civil guard is [[fail|injured in the leg]]. Another civil guards, reached Alfonso's house and killed Alfonso.
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AlfonsoLamaandFather.jpg|Alfonso and his father Alfonso
File:AlfonsoLamacrimescene.png|The house of horror
File:DeadAlfonso.png|Game Over. All [[Censored|blurred]]
File:AlfonsoGun.png|The horrible perpetrator of the shooting
File:DeadAlfonso02.png | NOW UNBLURRED!!11111!
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{{GradedScore|2||8|Fail|5|Just a schizo camper rage|8|Spain was shocked. Europe didn't give a fuck.|0||23|F+|Next time, go to the town and pwn more NPCs, faggot.}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, got disarmed by a gym teacher and v&}}
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Angel Granados-Diaz is a loner spic who decided to shoot up his school with a shitty shotgun in honor of [[Columbine|his idols]]. For reasons beyond anyone's comprehension, he decided that the best way to sh0t sk0l is to [[Retard|not know how to use a gun at all]]. As a result, the fag [[Epic Fail|got tackled and shackled by his own gym teacher]]. Now he's living the hard life in [[prison]] with sweet [[Bubba]]. [[Sol Pais]], Charles Landeros, [[John Earnest]], and even [[Couch Cuck]] did better than him.
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File:Angel Granados-Diaz Shotgun.jpeg|His shotgun. A nice little pump-action that can blow someone's arm off if used properly.
|<youtube>cHPKwK-OUTE</youtube><center>'''News report from [[old media]].'''</center>
|<youtube>PNhqMbDZDLs</youtube><center>'''Some girl who laughed at this guy.'''</center>
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{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even use his gun before starting|0|Had no idea how to use a firearm|0|Got fucked up by his gym teacher|0|School shootings are so common now that nobody even knows who this sperg is| -1|Did worse than Charles Landeros|-1|F-|Gym Teacher Cuck}}
Some 43-year-old [[christfag]] nigger shot up the [[Michigan]] State University before killing himself.
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{{GradedScore|3|Killed|5|5 fagots escaped|3|Cho Seung Hui's black version|8|Some media talked about this shooting, 2 days later, was forgoten|0|Nope|18|E---|Next time, click an ad to revive and use a pump action shotgun}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No <br> Yes (in prison)}}
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On August 26, 1990, 2 brothers who believed they lived in the [[Mafia|Godfather]] movie and killed the enemy family (Cabanillas Family) with a pair of pump-action shotguns. Later, both got V& and sentenced to prison for making a columbine in the village.
=== La Masacre de Puerto Hurraco ===
The pair, lied to their sisters saying that they were going to catch some turtle doves with their pump-action shotguns. Arriving on the village, they began the massacre, killing 3 sisters, daughters of Antonio Cabanillas, the enemy. When Cabanillas got out and asked the brothers, both shot him dead. After that, the pair went on shooting spree, scoring anyone around. They killed 5 extra kills and wounded 12 before fleeing. Antonio, on the next day, was captured by policemen when he was aiming to them, asking to an hero by police. Emilio was also found later and V&.
Both were sentenced to [[Epic fail|684]] years in prison and their sisters 62 and 49 years on prison.
On 2006, Emilio died from a cardiac arrest and was found dead on prison. On 2010, Antonio [[An hero|An Heroed]] in prison hanging himself with a pair of blankets.
|Antes de salir, nos tomamos un Lexatin de 3 miligramos para que no nos temblara el pulso al apretar el gatillo|The bros' on the plan
|Before leaving, we took a 3-milligram Lexatin so that our pulse wouldn't shake when we pulled the trigger.|Translation}}
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PuertoHurraco.jpeg|The carnage scene
AntonioEmilioBAW.png|V&
AntonioIzquierdoV&.png|V& again
AIV&2.png|Another look
KidsPwnedPuertoHurraco.png|[[Pwned|Those who were on the wrong place, at the wrong time]]
AntonioAndEmilioIzquierdo2.png|The two, on the questioning
EIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]
AIHourZero.png|Taken from Hour Zero [[Columbine|Puerto Hurraco]]
Nevar4getPUERTOHURRACO.jpeg|NEVAH 4GET IT
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===Rant===
{{GradedScore|9|Kills|7|Should practice more|12|Dago mafia style|5|Iberian chaos|5|For [[Columbine|columbinin']] before 1999|38|D-|Couldn't beat José Marimón}}
You thought the [[Tarrant kids]] stopped on 2022, [[amirite]]? Well, sadly no, cause another [[fag|attempted hero]] appears. With the name of '''Arda Küçükyetim''' (a.k.a. '''[[Family Guy|Skreewie]]'''), on the day 12th August, [[2024]], armed with 2 knives and an unused hatchet, tries to go to the high score, on a mosque's park [[Tarrant|livestream everything]] on [[ban|Kick]], leaving 5 NPCs wounded. Then, our [[Nigger|Aryan]] [[Fail|Hero]] gets V& while the livestreaming is still on.
===Gallery of the fail===
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ArdaCouchcuck.png|Uncomplete image
ArdaCouckCuck2.png|Sitting on the [[William Atchison|Aztec shooting]] hero
ArdaAttack.jpeg|Ready to fail?
ArdaBusted.jpg|Busted
ArdaAutist.jpeg|Are you autistic? You might have the same haircut to be as him
ArdaFukU.jpeg|He thought it will be [[Offensive]] after [[Epic fail|his attack]], but it [[Shit nobody cares about|didn't]]
ArdaZoomer.jpeg| [[Smoke Weed Everyday|Smoke some more]] [[Zoomer]] and you'll [[An hero]]
ArdaPeterGriffin.jpg|[[Family guy|Exploitable]]
ArdaGear.jpeg|His awful arsenal
masscleanerelkitabı.pdf|His manifesto. Notice how he copied [[High Score#Walkthrough|the Walkthrough section of our High Score page]] on pages 2-6.
MasscleanerelkitabiENGLISH.pdf| Now available on english and not on [[Moonspeak|Türkiye]]
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===Trolling Arda===
Here is the list of alt names and some cheap jokes for this faggot:
{{GradedScore|0|Even the [[Couch Cuck]] had more kills|2|5 wounded|5|Tarrant kid with a [[Cringe|SIEGE™ Mask]]|8|Made news in Turkey and some other Eurofags|0|Go suck a dick|15|F|[[Sonboly|Turkroaches can't kill]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 injured, likely the least deadly mall shooting there ever was}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
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[[Incel]] [[spic]] who decided to take his fugly AR-15 to his local mall in [[Arizona]], managing to kill no one while sprayin' and prayin' at random shit. He attempted to berate a woman he kinda shot about how he is an incel and how it's [[Whore|somehow her fault]], but he trips up over his own words and his lack of social skills around women really shows. Because he decided to livestreamed the shit on [[snapchat]], he could only fire his AR with one hand. No wonder his score was piss poor.
{{GradedScore|0|3 fucking people injured. |0| |2|Fired the Gun with one hand like a gangsta. |1|Tad bit of attention, but ultimately forgotten to the [[Buttsecks|annals]] of history.|0|None.|3|F---------|Dramaqueen}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Bullying|victim of Bullying]]}}
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On January 27, 2022, a [[Ukraine|Ukrop]] soldier named {{glow|Arteimy Yuryovich Riabchuck}} would take an [[AK-47|AKS-74]] and [[postal|go Postal]][[Dogshit|: Corkscrew rules]] in the [[NAFO|Pivdenmash factory]] in [[3Guys1Hammer|Dnipro]]. He ended up killing 5 people and injuring 5 more. He then escaped and almost got away with it but [[troll's remorse|called the police on himself for some reason]].
[[Jew|(((Volodymyr '''Z'''elensky)))]] himself was happy about the shooting, he made an announcement to the public saying "LOL, most epic shit to ever happen in the Ukraine, more shootings please!", the shooting [[Epic Win|also caused the commander of the National Guard of Ukraine, Mykola Balan, to resign]].
on April 23, 2024, it was official that Arteimy would be V& for life.
{{GradedScore|5|5Injured|10|50% of targets takn down|5|+5 points for doing it outside of [[America|freedom land]].|1|Overshaddowed by the [[ukraine|war]] a month later lol|3|shot up a military facory|24|F-|No one cares}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 bitch left for dead, another injured.}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
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This nerd opened fire in his school located in [[Maryland]] with a Glock 9mm. He then became [[an hero]] once confronted by a pig.
He was 17 at the time of the shooting and was so upset about breaking up with his ugly ass ex that he decided to (try to) kill her. <s>She remains in critical condition while this loser is dead. Nothing of value was lost.</s>
<b>UPDATE: SHE DIED!</b>
{{GradedScore|1|1 Injured |5| |6|Took her out [[Supreme Gentleman]] style. |2|Was on CNN but was then forgotten.|0| |14|F-|Elliot Rodger wannabe}}
{{Wanted|1}}
===External links===
*[https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/teen-remains-in-critical-condition-as-authorities-investigate-md-school-shooting/2018/03/21/33322cb0-2d0b-11e8-8688-e053ba58f1e4_story.html?utm_term=.4ec681ccde45 Info n sheeit]
On July 3, 2024, Our brave little pup, known as '''Avraham Ben Israel'''{{Jew}} was helping his masters patrol the warm beach known as [[Gaza]] and keep the dangerous beasts known as [[Goyim]] away, when he spotted an {{strike|innocent disabled person}} evil [[Hamas]] terrorist begging for food by the name of '''Mohammed Bhar'''{{Muslim}} so he rushes towards Mohammad to brutally bite and maim him (as the [[Talmud]] permits our canine [[psychopath|companion]] to do. By the end, Avraham had eaten Bhar, and [[terrorist|pro-palestine]] crybabies on [[Twitter]] [[Baww]]ed at the attack before the [[Billionaires|top juden]] said "Oy Vey" and shut it down
{{GradedScore|1|a [[retard]] too, lol|25|gave him the [[Vore|furaffinity treatment]]|12|Isreli settler violence, [[Lie|that never happens]]|20|#freepalestine#freepalestine waaaaaaah|10| +30 for removing a retarded [[autist]] from the gene pool, -20 for being a [[Jew]]|68|C+|Oy Vey shut it down!}}
{{WantedLevel|5}}
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File:Mystery dog.gif|thumb|Ben Israel's true identity is Unknown
Babby was a 32-year-old soldier who got pissed off after his son died and was buried in his absence, and carried out a mass shooting on 22nd july [[2023]] as revenge. He was arrested and sentenced to death.
{{GradedScore|13|Pwned|18|2 NPCs survived|15|Pissed off father|6|Shown on british news web. Other countries talked about other shit|10|For revenge|62|D+| Still not as good as Longo.}}
'''Bahram Jeshapur''' ([[Arabic|Goatsexnese]]: [[Moonspeak|بهرام جشان پور]]) was an Iranian man who, on February 17, 2024, killed 12 members of his family and injured 3 more [[Cheating|while they were sleeping]], then tried to flee before being shot dead by security forces.
{{GradedScore|12| |17|3 fags injured|8|Another day in Iran|0|Nobody cares, not even Iranians|20|2024 champion!|57|D|Go back to suicide bombings}}
{{Wanted|4}}
=== External Links ===
*{{Instagram|bahram_jeshanpur|His Instagram. Not much to see, he only has two posts.}}
*[https://payaam.net/%D9%88%D9%82%D9%88%D8%B9-%D8%AA%DB%8C%D8%B1%D8%A7%D9%86%D8%AF%D8%A7%D8%B2%DB%8C-%D9%85%D8%B1%DA%AF%D8%A8%D8%A7%D8%B1-%D8%AF%D8%B1-%D8%B1%D9%88%D8%B3%D8%AA%D8%A7%DB%8C-%D9%85%D8%B2%D8%B1%D8%B9%D9%87/ Gayranian news site coverage]
'''Barend Hendrik Strydom'''{{nazi}} is a lulzy South African who did [[Wiggers|white South Africans]] a favor, by removing Eight filthy, dirty, savage "[[No|native]]" [[Niggers|Africans]] and [[Fail|injuring sixteen others]] on November 15, 19[[Hitler|88]].
He was born in [[Shithole|Wenen, Natal]], [[South Africa]], on July 15, [[Before the internets|1965]], when he was barely 18 fucking months, his mother [[An hero|fucking killed herself]], after this they told him it was an accident, he believed this for the rest of his life until the massive pwnage.
Our up and coming hero decided to join the South African police, so he could shot niggers... in a much more legal way where "[[Justice]]" wouldn't be fucking him over it, but he was [[Banned|kicked out]] [[Instagram|after he took a selfie]] [[WTF|with the severed head of some random nigger that suffered a automobile accident]].
On November 8, 1988, seven days before ze mass shooting, he shot a random negress and injured another one with a 9mm [[3Guys1Hammer|Viktor]] [[Gun|Pistol]], his service pistol, [[David Kozak|as a way to prepare for the attack]].
Finally, the day arrived, November 15, dressed in camo while carrying his pistol, two magazines, and 200 lose rounds, he started shooting the people who's skin wasn't as white as snow, he continued killing and injuring more and more darkies, some hid and others ran, then it ended when Strydom, [[Retard|had an awfully retard moment . He left his pistol on a counter]], making it very easy for someone take it, which Simon [[Moonspeak|Mukondoleli]], a black taxi driver who had been following him during the shooting, did.
He took Strydom's pistol and pointed it at him. Strydom just raised his hands and said the most action movie-esque quote.
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|You've got me.|Barend, after having his gun stolen by a nigger.}}
On May 25th, 1989, he was sentenced to 30 years for attempted murder... but, [[Epic Win|three years later, he was released by the president]], this was because of an attempt by [[Whitey|Frederik Willem de Klerk]] (aka F.W De Klerk) to [[HAHAHA OH WOW|somehow fix Black-White relations]], [[No|which totally worked]].
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===Graded Score===
{{GradedScore|8||6|Could've kill half of those 16 injuries|10|Shootin' niggas|19|Made fun of the victims during his court + for being released|20|For practicing before the shooting|63|C+|Ron Burgundy if he was a Suid-AfriKKKan and a Nigger hater}}
{{Ibend}}Barry Dale Loukaitis was a 14-year-old bullied and depressed loser who decided to take out his anger on the local class newbs by playing [[Rape|unconsensual]] "Cowboys And Indians" in class with a stolen revolver, being cited as screeching "This sure beats the hell out of algebra, doesn't it?" before getting pinned down by his bullies and V& for life.
In 2012, [[Shit nobody cares about|something or someone or whatever]] decided that life sentences were too harsh for minors, so he was resentenced to a much shorter [[Epic fail|198 years of prison time]].{{GradedScore|3|Meh.|15|Close to 100% accuracy|3|Pre-Columbine skool sh00ters are usually absolute ass|2|Who?|7|At least he killed one of his bullies.|30|F-|[[Brenda Spencer]], but shittier.}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Fail|killed by cops]].}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive:'''|[[Short man syndrome]]}}
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It was a warm morning on May 15, 2023, in [[Hell|Farmington,]] [[New Mexico]] when 18 year old manlet '''Beau Wilson''' would attempt to get the [[high score]] in his shitty [[AlGore|New Mexico]] neighborhood. He would go to pwn only 3 [[granny|elderly women]] before losing in a 2v1 shootout to the piggies.
===The shooting===
Beau had enough of being a virgin manlet. After [[nigger|stealing]] two pistols from his family and already owning an AR-15 he began to shoot at random houses and cars as he walked outside. Shooting a total of seven houses and eleven cars. 4 minutes into his lulzfest two police officers would start to catch up to Wilson. Wilson would exchange gunfire with the piggies, injuring the both of them, however since Wilson could not aim for shit he lost the gunfight pretty quickly. Racking up 3 frags he barely outscored [[William_Atchison|couch cuck]]. Wilson fired a total of 150 shots, [[Lie|incredible aim]] he had.
===Wrestling Career===
Before [[going postal]], Wilson would partake in [[Gay sex|wrestling]] matches for his school and was said to be one of the [[Lie|best wrestlers at his school.]]
=== Rant ===
{{GradedScore|3||8|Aim better faggot|15|Neighborhood stroll|15|Made grandmas live 90+ years just to die from a faggot with a gun|5|Outscored couch cuck by one frag|46|F|[[Epic win|You beat the Couch Cuck]] Congrats}}
'''Ben Jebir'''{{muslim}} was a 28-year-old Tunisian farmer who on March 25, 1985, shot 12 people dead in the town of El [[Fags|Fahs]] before [[An hero|An heroing]] via Shotgun {{Hover|mouthwash|Assuming it was mouthwash}}.
=== Life ===
There is barely information on Mr.Jebir, considering this was just a shooting that was mentioned by Western media for a few minutes before being Forgotten.
The only thing we known about this dubious [[Sand nigger]] is that he had been in a Tunis mental hospital several times.
=== Graded Score ===
{{GradedScore|12|Killed 12, Injured 0|20|Left no injuries|10|Killing your family and then some randoms|2|[[Who]]?|20|For holding the Tunisian FPS High Score until Seifiddine [[Yakub|Yacoub]] appeared|62|D|Farm Sim 85: North Africa DLC}}
{{Wanted|2}}
=== External Links ===
*[https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=oWoVAAAAIBAJ&sjid=iOEDAAAAIBAJ&pg=3176,6537440&dq=fahs Farmer kills 12 with a shotgun]
*[https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1985-03-28-me-29031-story.html Tunisian Farmer Kills 12]
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack n' Slash}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
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===Life before===
Bjørn-Edvard lived in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballangen Ballangen, Norway] for several years. He was a member of a metal band called "[https://www.facebook.com/Confidence-332601230122628/ Confidence]", playing the drums.
===The stabbing===
After borrowing money from some 21-year-old wannabe gangster, Bjørn-Edvard bought a batch of hashish which he planned to sell to make up for his loan and turn a small profit. Unfortunately, some 50-year-old hag smoked up his investment behind his back sending Bjørn into great distress as he had no plan B to pay back the young loan-shark. After snorting a fuck ton of [[speed]] and being super paranoid for several days, Bjørn recieved a phone call from his benefactor, telling him to come outside and join him for a little drive. Bjørn, in his paranoid and drug addled state sensed something fishy about this, and armed himself with and concealed a kitchen knife before entering the car. After strapping on his seatbelt, he quickly noticed another man in the car. The loan shark rode shotgun while the other thug drove. Sensing trouble, Bjørn asked them to stop before crossing [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skjomen_Bridge a bridge] so he could visit a friend, but the car kept going until it suddenly slowed down after crossing the bridge. Bjørn decided this was his only chance to escape certain death at the hands of these thugs, grabbed his knife and stabbed wildly at the people infront of him, causing the driver to lose control and smash his vehicle into a rock wall. After the threats were neutralized, Bjørn exited the car, flagged down a passerby and hijacked his car, making his escape. After losing his 2-star wanted level, Bjørn hit up some friends to smoke up, revealing his activities to them during his visit. A few hours later, Bjørn turned himself in to the authorities.
===Aftermath===
The loan shark (21-year-old Martin Liebraaten) died almost instantly, having been stabbed 17 times in the chest and neck. The driver lay in a coma for a considerable time before recovering, experiencing minor disabilities with his previously sliced up right hand. Bjørn was sentenced to 15 years in prison.
===Release===
As of 2023, it seems Bjørn has been released as he is now posting [https://www.facebook.com/BearRones/posts/pfbid0EYaxw6BvDcKikja9b899kHpNgDBupUcBVr9zZWjMgwuiA9n23ZjZPJ9naRfU6yndl cryptic stuff] on Facebook again.
===External links===
*{{Fb|BearRones|Facebook profile}}
*{{Twitter|vladimort|Twitter profile}}
*[https://www.nrk.no/emne/knivdrapet-i-narvik-1.13208083 Further reading]
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File:MartinLiebraaten1.png| The loan shark and probable [[Steroids|roid-monkey]]. Truly the stuff of nightmares!
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File:BEARRVictim2.jpg|The hand of the driver. Won't be using that to switch gears anymore, Frankenstein loser!
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{{GradedScore|1| 1 injured.|10| |5|Unneccesary and only caused by a drug addict freaking out.|3|Outside of Northern Norway, [[nobody cares]].|-10|Crying in court like a fucking pussy|19|F--|Idunno man..}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player, Hack n' Slash}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Attention whore|PLS GUYS IM REALLY BADASS PLS I'M SOO DARK AND TOUGH AND EDGY]]}}
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On November 30, 2024, some 17-year-old [[Satan|Satanist]] [[Spic|Aryan]]-[[Mexican]] boy by the name of Brandon Alonso ([[Anonymous|surname unknown]] due to his status as a minor at the time) sperged out at his preparatory school in, [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Gabriel_Alejandro_Galaviz|yet again]], Guadalajara. He managed to [[Fail|slightly injure]] 2 classmates with a hammer before one of them grabbed him from behind, cutting off his killstreak at a solid 0 points. This same faggot spent weeks on Facebook and Twitter, desperataly trying to "prove" to the world how [[Retarded|badass]] he was, even posting pics of himself torturing and killing animals, and even showing off his first (FAILED) highscore attempt in Fire Emblem mode by burning down a church. On his personal little ZERO DAY, he even decided to stream it (he didn't have a GoPro or anything, he's too poor for that shit), he just propped up his phone on the table and you [[LOL|can see it fucking tip over while he's walking away from it]]. Wanted to be the next Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz, ended up becoming the next [[Hugo Jackson]]. Given his pathetically low victim count and underage status, here's hoping he'll get out soon so he can read this article.
|[[File:BrandonCCTVFootage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />'''3rd person view'''
|[[File:Student attacks two classmates at a Guadalajara high school.mp4|500px]]<br />'''Worst stream [[EVAR]]'''}}}}
{{Clear}}
=== Gallery ===
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BrandonA.png|Next time, use that axe, like Gabriel and you'll get some kills you massive faggot.
BrandonA0.png|Whitest nazi in [[Latin America|LATAM]]
BrandonA1.png|Funny fact: He somehow managed to misspell the words "sieg", "heil", and "Fürher" under this pic's original tweet
BrandonA2.png|You will never be a real Gabriel Galaviz. You have no axe. You have no knives.
BrandonA3.png|Brandon's frist High Score attempt, [[Epic fail|scored 0]].
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BrandonA5.png|[[An hero]]
BrandonA6.png|Looking like a [[Retard|gangster]]
BrandonA7.png|Notice that he had a stroke here.
BrandonA8.png|[[Animal abuse|Killing mouses]]
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BrandonAArsenal.png|His """arsenal""". Notice that he had that handsome axe, but instead he decided to use that useless hammer.
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{{GradedScore|0|2 wounded|0.5|[[Epic fail guy]]|0.5|Another spic who believes he's aryan|3|Some Mexican media covered it|0|FOTY nomenee|5|F-----------------------|Next time, use that fucking axe <br> This is an awful high score<br>I don't even know what to put here man. This is embarassing.}}
'''Cuck Ryan DeSoto''' is a midget-sized [[Brown|cardboard-colored]] manlet who on February 12, [[2013]], crashed his car and started slashing and stabbing 14 [[Nippon|Nipponese]] tourists, killing 3 of them and injuring 11.
The motive behind this [[Fail|one-digit kill]] mass attack? because the tourists [[What|resembled and symbolized his ex-girlfriend]], who had broken up with him recently.
=== Graded Score ===
{{GradedScore|3|Only three killed...|2|Do better next time|10|Attack after break-up, no ground breaking motive|1|Only [[America|Guam]] <s>and the U.S</s> BAW'd, the rest of the world cared about their own shit| 20|For being the <s>first</s> second Guaman scorer|36|D|[[Beta Uprising|Manlet Uprising]] in [[America|Guam]]}}
Deion Patterson decided to shoot up a medical center in [[Atlanta]], only one dies and 4 get injured, what a fucking fail.
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{{GradedScore|1|He didn't even get to make a massacre |4|...|8|Hospital shooting|2|Who the fuck cares?|0||15|F-------|The most shitty shooting occurred in a hospital in the US}}
{{Wanted|1}}
==Devon Erickson and Alec McKinney==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Maya "Alec" McKinney<br>Devon Michael Erickson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 21, 2000 (Devon, {{age|2000|9|21}} years old)<br>April 14, 2003 (Alec, {{age|2003|4|14}} years old)}}
Devon Erickson was an 18-year-old massive Tumblrite edgelord homo, whereas [[Deadname|Maya Elizabeth]] "Alec" McKinney was his self-hating pooner boyfriend and absolute fucking NERD. On the 7th of May of 2019, they geared up with 4 guns (3 of them being semi-automatic) and decided to shoot up their sped school, STEM School Highlands Ranch in the eponymous city of Colorado. Upon arriving, they managed to snipe 1 frag and wound another 6 before the local jocks, already experienced with bullying and buttraping their asses, tackled them while they were reloading. You'd think reload time wouldn't be a problem, given how they had FOUR GUNS ON BOARD, but apparently the dumbass tranny couldn't even get the safety switch off. Women!
In court, Alec [[Lulz|completely backstabbed]] Devon by claiming videos they took showing Alec berating Devon were "staged" and as such ensuring xer eventual release on parole, whereas Devon ended up getting assfucked by the persecutors and got V& for 1,282 years.
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File:Devon Erickson mugshot.jpeg| the face of [[Tumblr|a generation]]
File:Erickson in court.jpg| absolute twink, get ready for [[Bubba]]
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File:Devon Erickson furry.jpg|dude.
File:Devon Erickson spanish comic.jpg|"Stupid male, you are killing us", "Sorry for being born male, [[Your mom|mom]]", "Kill [[Feminist|me]] whenever you want, [[Retard|Devon Erickson]]", "I don't kill [[fat|fatties]]"
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{{GradedScore|1|how fucking bad are these guys at aiming jesus fuck|3|two of the non-lethal injuries were by security guards loool|4|tranny shooter is somewhat original.|8|[[Drumpf]] did a speech, but everyone moved on within a week due to the low kill count|10|Backstabbing your boyfriend for parole will always be funny.|26|F MINUS MINUS|[[Audrey Hale]] did it better.}}
Douglas Araya, was a [[spic]] taxi driver who went [[Derrick Bird|Cumbria]] in 2005, with his AK-47, a .38 revolver and another unknown pistol pwning 2 women and 3 men and wounding a single frag before an hero.
===Lulzfest===
On the small town of [[Huh|Paquera]], in Costa Rica, Douglas was pissed off with his bitch, 23 year old Daris about her alimony. After realising he could high score on a country without a high score, grabbed his AK-47 and killed her. Douglas, after his first blood, drove to his former fuckbuddy, Patricia's house, and for [[IDIFTL|fun]], shots up her daughter and her new boyfriend, killing both and sparing her for some fucking reason. Then, continues his gameplay and droves to another couple's house, and workmate. The man, tried to defend his wife but [[epic fail|failed and he died and his wife too]]. Near a bar, some random man tried to disarm douglas' banhammer, but failed and got some shots, wounding him. After that, he began his [[Epic|rambo]] shootings, [[fail|injured nobody]] and left the village to commit [[an hero]], ending his gameplay. He also left some letters explaining his motive.
===Rant===
{{GradedScore|5||18|Really good aim for a [[spic|costarricean]]|15|Cumbria, 5 years before.|5|Costa Rica got butthurt, but nobody cared and got lost on the annals of central american history|20|Set out a high score for Costa Rica|63|D+|Cumbria; Spic edition.<br> Also, aim to people during the rambo if you wanna get extra kills, fag.}}
Dylan Butler was an 17-year-old hero, [[columbiner]], [[tranny]] and the first school shooter of [[2024]]. On the 4th of January, he/they shot up his school in [[Iowa]] with a fucking .22 revolver, and killed some 6th grader nigger and the principal before shooting himself.
Aside from school shootings, Dylan's hobbies included watching gore, thirstposting for femboys on Reddit, posting cringy videos to TikTok, and being fat and ugly. His Instagram page had his pronouns listed as "he/they", confirming this was yet [[Audrey Hale|another bloodthirsty tranny]]. His last post to TikTok showed him gearing up in the school bathroom and used the song "Stray Bullet" by KMFDM, the same song used by [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] for his final video.
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=== Rant ===
{{GradedScore|2| |2|Should have used a BIGGAR WEPPON.|5|Generic school shooter.|3| |10|Ode to the past + left behind a decent internet footprint.|22|F---|[[Audrey Hale]] 2:[[Electric Boogaloo]]}}
{{Wanted|1}}
===External links===
*{{WPD|@Took2much}} - Dylan's profile on WatchPeopleDie (account required to view)
Edmar was a 18 year old boy who becamed a [[Loser|skool shooter]] and injured 8 NPCs before committing suicide.
===THE FAILURE===
On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our [[idiot|hero]] entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already [[winnar|graduated]], armed with a [[Doing it right|.38 caliber revolver]] and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, [[Adam Lanza|without a word]], he began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously.
He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar [[An hero| Anheroes]] in the head.
Edmar fired 14 shots and [[FAIL|wounded eight people]] (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was [[Epic Fail|left paraplegic]].
===[[Why|Motive]]===
Edmar studied at the [[Battlefield|school]] since the first year of elementary school and finished the last year of high school, he was [[Wikipedian|polite]], quiet and had [[Nerd|good grades]]. The motive for the attack had been the teasing and bullying for being a [[fat fuck]].
=== Confirmed Possessions ===
Edmar's ghost, inspired on [[Cho Seung-Hui]]'s ghost possessions, decided to score again 10 years after his failure and converted the fail into an absolute [[Epic win|epic win]]. He possessed the mudslim Cho Seung-Hui fanboy [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]'s body, and forced him to go amok, pwning 12 n00bs and wounding 22 others before [[an hero]]
8 years after his 1st possession, he goes for his 2nd victim: [[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci]]. He was brainroted by school shooters Eric and Dylan, so Edmar could possess him more easily. He scored 9, including a second shooter and wounded 11 before [[an hero]]
3 years later, Edmar's last known possession happened on [[Xiaro|November 25]] 2022. He possessed the Nazi body of [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Gabriel_Rodrigues_Castiglioni|Gabriel Castiglioni]]'s body, forcing him to go [[Columbine]] in two different schools, pwning 4 and wounding 12 before Castiglioni was V& and Edmar's ghost escaped.
=== Gallery & Rant ===
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{{GradedScore|0|...|0.5|Seriously?|3|Ragequit|4|Only Brazil was shocked|0||7.5|F-------------|Next time, headshot EVERYONE.}}
in [[2012]], 18-year-old Eero geared up in a camouflage and got in position on a low rooftop and sniped random people outside a restaurant.
Prison life was not easy for Eero, as he was often subject to assault by other inmates. In 2013, infamous prisoner, gangster and murderer Joona Hasselqvist attacked Eero with burning fat, resulting in a prison brawl between the two.
After escaping prison in 2020, he was caught a few hours later.
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File:Eeroscene.jpg|Eero at the scene of the crime.
File:Eero Rooftop.jpg|Where he was shooting (left) and where the bullets ended up (right)
File:Eero Rooftop2.jpg|The trajectory of the shots fired by Eero
File:Eero Hiltunendamaged.jpg|Eero after the prison brawl.
File:JoonaAndEero.jpg|Joona and Eero in court.
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{{GradedScore|2| |5|Should've practiced more.|5|Random attack.|5| |10|Escaping and other antics.|27|F-|Shittiest Finnish shooter.}}
Another [[Columbine Copycats|Eric and Dylan cock-rider]] who wanted to be the new [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]. However, she was such an [[idiot]] that she decided to reveal her fucking plans on social media, thus notifying the [[Cops|pigs]] who found her and promptly raped her fine ass. Remember how she wanted to become the next Pekka? Well, she ended up becoming [[Pekka-Eric_Auvinen#Karma_Hietanen|Karma Hietanen]] instead (but sexier at least).
|[[File:Evita video.mp4|200px]]<br>'''[[Gb2 the kitchen|Get lectured by a woman.]] [https://ylilauta.org/file/b563a90e5862f13d <br> (Jibber jabber version here)]'''
|[[File:EvitaVideo.mp4|205px]]<br>'''Evita wearing her coat. You can see her [[tits|b00b5]].'''
|[[File:Evita the narcissist.mp4|200px]]<br>'''Was Finnished before she even started.'''
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{{GradedScore|0|...|0|Fuck out of here|0|Didn't even manage to get on the Notable Losers list|0|Fuck you| -69|For doing the same shit as Karma Hietanen|-69|F-----------------------------------|[[Sol Pais|WOMEN]]. [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath|CAN'T]]. [[Mountain Vista High School|SHOOT]].}}
On January 18, 2017, a 15-year-old aspie [[beaner]] known as "Fede" grabbed his father's revolver, went to his school, and shot NPCs, [[fail|but only managed to kill his teacher and injure 3 classmates]] before becoming [[an hero]] a few seconds later. His high score attempt was also so shitty that he missed when attempting suicide and died 1 day later in the hospital.
From what is known, he announced his plan on some autistic [[Failbook|Facebook]] groups and on [[Hispachan]], a spic knockoff of 4chan.
The only notable thing about him is that he caused a lot of [[lulz]] and [[butthurt]] on the Latin American internet at the time, but [[nobody cares]] anymore.
File:FedeGuevaraSchoolAd.jpg|"Teach your children to resolve conflicts fairly."
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{{GradedScore|1|3 injured|10|Hunting is a tradition in your family and yet you were only able to effectively shoot 4?|5|SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER!|10|Caused a lot of lulz in Latin America|0|[[Colegio Cervantes shooting|An 11-year-old boy did it better]]|26|F|Shittiest Mexican shooter}}
On 12th May 2013, A corrupt police officer by the name of Fekadu Nasha, pursued his ex-girlfriend an attempt to assassinate her. She hid in an unknown place and made Fekadu's corrupt retard go postal when trying to hunt her down. He hunted down 12 girls and injured 2 more before jumping into the river and hitting his head against a stone.
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{{GradedScore|12|Decent kill count|18|2 girls went off|10|Crazy cop, traitorous wife|1|Everything stays in rural Africa so no one shed tears in the first world|20|Hero of the nation|61|D+| The most praised Ethiopian of all time}}
{{Ibend}}[[Gay|Gaybriel]] Assholeandro [[Gay|Gaylaviz]] was a 20-year-old spic and [[Suzano]] fanboy from [[Mexico|Beanerland]] who, on March 6th, 2024, decided to commit the first [[Elliot Rodger|incel attack]] in [[Beaners|Latinoamérica]]. Geared up with a fucking combat axe (too lazy to buy a couple of rifles from your local cartel? Shame, shame!), he first stabbed an unknown woman in a motel to death before making his way to his local university and hacked'n'slashed two women as revenge for not getting pussy. Right before [[Feminism|women's international day]], no less! He also ended up slashing another fellow [[Men|moid]] (he lived) before getting V& by the SpicPigs.
He also [[cringe|took pics with the classical '''SIEGE mask™''']], and uploaded it to his [[Failbook]], because that's what all the [[Lame|cool]] [[black|tr00 aryan]] [[school shooters]] wear.
On August 7th, he decided that he wasn't about to spend the rest of his life getting gangraped by LOS ZETAS in prison, so he took [[An Hero|the easy way out]], gaining some minimal bonus points on the ranking below.
Surprisingly enough, Galaviz managed to get the Mexican HighScore in school attackers division, which shouldn't surprise anyone seeing the lack of [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Federico_Guevara_Elizondo|competent]] [[José Ángel Ramos Betts|players]].
{{GradedScore|3| Could be better. |15| 3 out of 4 ain't bad |5|Incel pwner, yawn, [[Elliot Rodger|been]] [[Alek Minassian|done]] [[Ben Moynihan|before]].|4|[[Mexico|Mexicunts]], [[United States|Amerikans]] and feminazis cared. The [[IRL|real world]] had other shit to worry about.|15|Obligatory bonus points for becoming An Hero + beating the [[William Atchison|couch cuck]]|42|D-|Next time, you ''USE A FUCKING GUN!!!''}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Epic Win|v& for 3 years]]}}
{{Ibend}}
Gabriel Rodrigues [[Castration|Castiglioni]], was a 16-year-old [[Irony|Latinx neo-Nazi]] who on [[Xiaro|25th November]] 2022, played a double round of [[Counter-Strike|CS:GOGOGO]] in — guess where? — Aracruz: [[OH NOES|BRAZIL AGAIN!]]
=== A Masacre ===
[[File:GameplayAracruz.jpeg|thumb|left|250px|Ao video da jogo da morte]]
Fagriel, armed with a [[pol/|SIEGE™]] Mask, edgy [[Neo-Nazi|swastika]] armband, boonie hat, [[LARP|military]] clothes, and dual wielded [[Revolver|revolvers]] [[Payday 2|stolen]] from his sleeping [[Cop|pig-faced]] dad, arrived at 9:30 AM to Primmo Bitti Elementary ([[Salvador Ramos|his former school]]), and began the [[Shoah|ethnic cleansing]]. As expected from a dumbass teenager, he managed to bag just 2 ([[TRUE and HONEST|probably]]) [[Not a Jew|Jewish]] teachers and a student before [[You suck|merely ''wounding'' 9 others]]. Instead of mopping up the [[Survivor|survivors]] like the much more successful nazi [[Brenton Tarrant]] did, the scared little faggot [[GTFO|bitched out]] and ran off to Praia do Coqueiral Educational Center to start a new round. Arriving at 9:49 AM, he [[Absolute shit|pathetically only added 1 kill to his score while injuring 2 moar]]. Fast forward to several hour later and Gabby gets [[V&]] while relaxing after a hard day's work in his home after [[Dumbass|his car plate was recorded]].
GabrielCast.jpg|Instagram picture. Notice he was an actual [[Manlet]]
Gabriel_Gamplay.jpeg|Moar gameplay
File:Aracruz Revolver.jpg|He must be compensating for [[Micropenis|something]]
File:Aracruz shit.jpg|All of the autism in one image
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=== Rant ===
{{GradedScore|4|11 wounded|6|Could you aim better fag?|5|That SIEGE™ mask cut his style stat in half|11|Talked on some media|20|Got [[DOUBLE NIGGER|TWO]] schools in one go|46|E-|[[File:Black Sun glich.gif|300px]]<br><big>[[Argentina is White|Brazil is white!]]</big>}}
{{Wanted|2|}}
=== External Links ===
*{{Wikilink|Aracruz_school_shootings|Covered on TOW...}}
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/225313/the-2022-aracruz-school-shootings|... and WPD}}
[[File:GeirKaldahlAnHero.png|thumb|Geir after shooting himself.]]
Geir Kaldahl was a 38-year-old boat mechanic with a terrible temper who ran amok in 2006 when his GF of 7 years came to break up with him after a long day of drinking. He ended up shooting her as well as his 79-year-old dad before drunk-driving to his ex-wife's house to continue his rampage. He rushed into the house, grabbed a knife and killed their 14-year-old son and injured her and her new boyfriend. He left again, this time heading to a gas station. Upon entering the gas station, Geir fired randomly into the wall and ceiling, wounding nobody, before he left again. As soon as cops caught up with him, he tried to make a run for it across a field before he was shot and injured, causing him to blow his brains out.
After surviving the ordeal, Geir's ex-wife became a drug addict.
{{GradedScore|3| |5|Didn't hit anybody in the gas station|7|Angry dad|5| |8|Alternated between gun and knife, but could have caused much more carnage|28|F|Another norsk mass shooting.}}
{{Wanted|2}}
==Genildo Ferreira de França==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Genildo Ferreira de França'''</big>}}
On May 21st 1997, 27-year-old <b>[[Dildo|Genildo]]</b> embarked on a murderous journey to enact his revenge on those who called him [[gay]]. Bringing with him a pistol and a revolver, he was able to get the current [[Brazilian]] [[High Score]] at [[Win|14 kills and only one injured]] during his rampage, which ended 20 hours later when he [[Doing it wrong|shot himself in the chest]] before engaging in a shootout with [[police]], ultimately [[An hero|dying from his self-inflicted gunshot wound]] anyways.
He had also told his [[16-year-old]] [[GF]] about his plans two weeks in advance, further explaining that his intention was to become famous enough after his shooting for some Brazilian cop TV-show to interview him after the fact, so that he could explain once and for all that he was [[Lies|totally NOT GAY!!!1]] During parts of the shooting, the girlfriend and Genildo's [[Loli|5-year-old]] daughter were with him, leaving just before the shootout with police.
===Suicide Note===
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The reason I am writing these few lines is not to justify the wrong I have done, but it is only in this way that I can prove to the entire world, and can challenge those who wanted to prove that I was a homosexual, I was not, nor am I going to be [a homosexual] because of this claim, which is the reason for this tragedy. I don't feel like a normal person, after these lies have been told about me.
Here I write my final words, they may say I went crazy but even then I recommend everyone's souls to God.
And I hope God will forgive me for what I did, but it was my only solution. I hope this letter will be sent to J. Gomes, so he can disclose it to the public, and it may advise everyone not to bear false witness against other people.
I stop here because I can't go on.
I wish everybody a life in dignity which I had not.
I may even fail to avenge the death of my son, if I'm not able to do so.
It was difficult to live unaccepted in society, because of a single caboclo who told lies about me but now is dead.
I beg forgiveness from all who try to understand me. I did not do it for fun, but was forced to.
Still going on I leave a strong hug and a kiss to all my family, and my whole family no matter the religion, but let them all get together, and create a strong chain of prayer so that God may take care of my soul.
GOODBYE
TO
EVERYONE
Signed Jenildo
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{{GradedScore|14|Puts [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] to shame.|18|Only 1 injured.|13|Took revenge on people [[Bullying|talking shit]].|5|Brazil, so [[nobody cares]].|15|National High Score.|65|C-|[[Pulse Faggot|Totally not gay]].}}
On March 27th, 2023, [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira, nicknamed "Guilherme Reis", decided to stab up his school, directly wounding 5 people, one of whom was a 71-year-old teacher who [[LOL|fucking died of a heart attack during the rampage]] before 2 other teachers subsequently subdued him.
=== Motive ===
Days before his failure, the motive behind his [[High Score/Loserinfo#Max Porta|Max Porta]]-styled chimpout, was when aforementioned teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, punished him for insulting a [[Nigger|black]] classmate (despite Guilherme himself being an obviously [[Amerimutt|mutted]] zambo Bruhzilian himself). As the average neonazi on 2020s, he menaced her saying that she will pay for that. So let's move on the payment day.
=== Payment day ===
On March 27, 2023, our [[Spic|Aryan]] [[Loser|hero]] Guilherme Rice, armed with a knife, wearing a cap and... [[Cringe|A FUCKING SIEGE™ MASK]], like any [[Brazil|Bruhzilian]] schule chimpouter, entered the classroom, while CCTV was recording him and [[Ben Moynihan|nabbed the old]] teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, in the back before she suffered a heart attack that finally killed her. Then, Guilherme began stabbing at other teachers, like our dago hero [[High Score/Loserinfo#Max Porta|Max Porta]], who's attack was similar (except Porta's chimpout replaced his cringe zoomer mask and neo nazi shit with a much more stylish crossbow), wounding 3 more teachers and a classmate. When entering another classroom, Guilherme tried to attack a young teacher and a fat teacher but didn't manage to hit any of them and [[Epic fail|they successfully disarmed]] Guilherme and subdued him. Later, Guilherme was V& by the cops. Months later, the jury sentenced him to a nuthouse named "CASA" in May 2023.
GuilhermeCringe.jpg|No! Not this faggy SIEGE™ MASK again
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{{GradedScore|1|4 injured|6|A knife attack, what do you expect?|3|The fucking mask! I hate it!|5|Was on news, but subsequently was forgotten|-5|SIEGE™ MASK Antibonus|10|F-------|Portuspic Max Porta}}
And you probably thought [[High Score/Loserinfo#Arda_Küçükyetim|Arda]] was dogshit! Well, not. He lost his FOTY (Fail Of The Year, if we are talking about High Score, not Faggot Of The Year) because of this dude. The biggest failure of 2024 [[High Score/Loserinfo#Brandon Alonso|(besides that one beaner who tried committing mass murder with a fucking hammer of all things, softly injuring af 2 classmates)]] is, of course, '''Glenn Litton''', a [[homeless]] felon who decided to mix up the motives of [[An Hero|an heroes]] like [[Aaron Bushnell]] with the extremely [[lulzy]] methods of pedophiles such as [[Adam Lanza]] and [[Audrey Hale]]! That's right, ladies and gents, On [[Campo Elías Delgado|December 4]], 2024, this retard [[School Shooting|shot up an elementary school]] BECAUSE OF MUH [[Palestine|FREE PALESTINE]]!!! How is murdering little children who have nothing to do with an ongoing conflict thousands of miles away going to help the victims of said conflict? Well, uh... I don't think he had that part quite figured out. It doesn't really matter, either way, because this fucking spastic managed to get an incredible kill count of [[Epic Fail|zero]] along with two bullet-rape injuries before deciding to [[Suicide|become]] Aaron Bushnell's [[Gay|sugar daddy]] in [[hell]]. His high score, was worse than [[Ilya Ivanistov|Ilya]], including the 2 frags who wounded themselves, [[Dimitris Patmanidis]] and [[Ben Moynihan]] too.
=== Gayllery and rant ===
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{{GradedScore|0|I don't know what I expected, really|0.5|i cant even make a joke here man this is embarassing|0.5|School shooting in the US. Unoriginal as shit, has been done [[over 9000]] times before.|5|Pissed off both sides, as Palestards really don't want to be associated with child murderers.|10|But minus Lol, GTFO|-3|F--------------------------------------|At this point, I'm starting to think the [[Jews]] were right after all.}}
On February 28, 2016, an indian man named '''Hasnain Anwar Warekar''' (Also mentioned by other sources as '''Hasnel Anwar Warekar''', '''Husnail Varekar''', and '''Asnain Anwar Warekar''') epically pwned half of his entire family during a singleplayer seassion of Hack N' Slash in the asian server.
=== The massacre ===
Hasnain spiked a few drinks and gave it to his parents, wife, two daughters, three sisters, four nephews and two nieces, before grabbing a large knife and slitting their throats and after killing them, he hung himself.
=== But why? ===
The authorities weren't able to find a motive, but according to them there were several:
*Finacial debt
*Heard a sibiling he raped tell the only surviving sister what happened
*Mental illness
But in reality, we all know [[For the lulz|why he did it]].
=== Graded score ===
{{GradedScore|14||17|Only left one survior|19|Classic familice|4|Only [[India|jeetnistan]] cared.|5||59|D|Yo saar are de best!}}
On August 19, 2022, Henrique, a [[Fag|twinked-out]] 18-year-old [[Suzano School Shooting|Suzano]] fan from [[Brazil|the world's asshole]] decided to gear up with his [[Goth|leather jacket]], [[Medieval|crossbows]] ([[Srsly|what the fuck did he think he was going to accomplish with those?]]), [[Mr Saari|moLOLtovs]], and [[Pennsylvania School Stabbing|knives]] to wreak havoc on his former school. He apparently said he [[Unrealistic expectations|wanted to kill at least 6 or 7 people and die in a shootout with police]]; spoiler warning, [[Womp Womp|NOT EVEN CLOSE]]. After being told to [[Go Fuck Yourself|fuck off]] by security at the front door, he jumped the fence like a [[George Floyd|thieving nigger]] and got inside anyway before padlocking the door like [[Cho]] so nobody could escape. The first room he rushed was the teacher's lounge where he shot at a coordinator, but the butterfingered faggot actually [[WOW|MISSED]]. He then shot some other teacher [[In the ass|in the foot]] with a crossbow before [[Are You Fucking Kidding Me|MISSING AGAIN]] when taking a shot at some [[Gen Alpha|squeaker]]. Afterwards, he tried breaking into a classroom but couldn't get in because it was barricaded with desks (at least it wasn't a [[Couch Cuck|couch]]) before getting into a [[Gay|physical]] [[Orgy|kerfuffle]] with staff and students alike, [[Pathetic|breaking one student's nose and scratching another]]. His “[[Spergin|rampage]]” ended after he aimed his shitty crossbow at an 8-year old who responded by [[The Casey|kicking Hendrique in the balls and beating the shit out of him]] (yeah seriously). [[LMAO]].
Prior to this [[edgelord|edgelord's]] temper tantrum, he liked to play a [[Anime|Japanese]] RPG called [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG|Morimiya Middle School Shooting]] for hours — red flag — and was in contact with another future school shooter, Isaac Chagas. Strangely enough, he apparently told Isaac to ''not'' shoot up a school because he [https://archive.ph/UfGw5 "was young and had more to live."] Isaac obviously didn't take that advice because [[Isaac Chagas|we have a page on him]].
File:Henrique Prisoner 1.png|Failed to commit [[an hero]]
File:Henrique Prisoner 2.png|Now he's gonna get [[Surprise buttsecks|butt fucked]] in prison
File:HenriqueWalkOfShame.png|The walk of shame
File:Henrique The Lad.png|He's a [[vampire]], they can't take him out into the sun!
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File:Liratard.jpg|Acting like a toddler while some guy sneaks a pic
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{{GradedScore|0|Couldn't even kill himself, what a loser.|1|Missed all crossbow shots but one.|1|Typical gay cosplay but got rekt by an 8 year old.|0|Nobody cared.|2|Creative arsenal of weapons, I guess.|4|F----------|And we thought [[Kimveer Gill|Kimveer]] was shit!}}
{{Wanted|0}}
===External Links===
*[https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Uw4m1o7AA/ Fuck-cringe edit that has some more footage and pics on Bilibili]
== Huu Can Tran ==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Huu Can Tran'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 15, [[Before the internets|1950]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 22, [[2023]] (72 years old)}}
On January 21, 2023, '''Huu Can Tran''' Shot up a dance ballroom for lunar new year eve, killing 11 and injuring 9. He was born on August 15, 1950, and [[no shit|was an immigrant]]. He claimed to work for criminal service, and had mental issues. He used a semiautomatic variant of the Mac-10, which was illegal. Thanks for the gun laws for [[nope|stopping this tragedy]]
{{GradedScore|11|Blazn Azn|11|Pretty good|9|Most mass shootings are done by [[white devils]] or [[niggas]], being an [[azn]] is unique|5|was beat out by [[David Kozák|other]] [[Robert Card|shooters]]|5|for being a blazn azn|41|E-|gooks can't shoot}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (failed on his first try but eventually succeeded in 2011)}}
{{Ibend}}Iván [[Jesus|Jesús]] Arancibia Navarro was a 43-year-old teacher from [[Chile|Shitle]] who had recently been fired from his job as a teacher due to being too strict on his ''pendejo'' students, who would've much rather jacked off than actually listen to his boring-ass lectures. On December 17, 1999, he (being inspired by [[Columbine|recent martyrs]]) came to the school armed with his [[Loli|3-year-old daughter]] and a pistol in a paper bag, which he used to shoot his asshole boss dead along with his daughter. He then switftly went to a different school where his boss' boss worked, and shot the bastard dead too. Realizing he only had one bullet dead, he decided to commit a [[An Hero|handgun mouthwash]], but epically failed and survived. After spending a couple of months hospitalized, he was eventually found not guilty by reason of insanity and [[Epic Win|let off the hook with no prison time]].
Depressed at how he accidentally pwned his fuckable loli daughter, he put a bag over his head and became An Hero in 2011.
{{GradedScore|3|Bare minimum.|20|'''NO''' bullets were wasted. Respect.|8|Columbine copycat, at least he was original enough to do it as a teacher instead of a student|3|Noone cares about Latinx shootings.|15|Acquitted + eventual An Hero bonus makes up for the suicide fail.|49|C|CONCHETUMADRE}}
'''Jackson Mwanza''', was a zambian [[William Unek|police constable]] who on April 19 and 20 2019, killed 2 people and wounded 3 before he commited suicide the next day.
===Shooting===
[[File:JacksonMwanzaNigga.jpeg|thumb|right|[[Gangster|Watcha problem fool?]]]]
Jackson, pissed off about an alleged [[Couch Cuck|cucking]] on him about his thot and a medicine college student, grabs a whole bunch of AK-47 ammo, his AK-47 rifle and a knife, and began his [[Lol|Let's be Cops Africa Edition X COD Zambia gameplay]] in the [[School shooting|college]] where the student was cheating there. He's invisible to anyone till he stabbed the cucker Nike Fungulwa in the head, shoulder and arm. His aim was so bad that when he tried to kill another student, he only wound her in the left leg. He was the first school shooter in Zambia after this fail. Then, injures another student ([[Powerword|Andrew Zimba]]) [[Epic fail|in the leg and thigh]]. He finally killed somebody when he found his thot, talking with 2 mechanics (probably ready to make a trio, like the bitch she was). He shot the 2 mechanics, Dickson and Albert, one in the chest and leg, seriously, again in the fucking leg? and another in the head, banning them off. Mwanza, shot his thot in the arm, wounding her before he fled off the college for 1 day. Jackson, was fastly located hiden on the Chainama Golf Course. When a whole bunch of pissed officers catched him, Mwanza, [[an hero|an heroed]] by a [[fail|shot in the stomach]], dying. Mwanza, will be remembered not as the [[Fail|failed]] [[William Unek|Uneko]]. He would be remembered as the Golf cuck and the Medicine student cuck.
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===RANT===
{{GradedScore|2|Fail|8|Fucking failed|10|School shooting by a policeman|5|Zambia was fucked off and everyone hid after he fled.|5|For being into Police and also for doing the first school shooting in Zambia|30|D-|[[Couch Cuck|Golf cuck and Medicine student cuck]]}}
John R. Lyons was a 24-year-old loser from Westchester, [[Illinois]] who after committing a triple homicide, decided to wrap things up with a trophy kill by ([[Some argue|allegedly]]) attempting to assassinate [[Nick Fuentes]]. He failed epicly at this, but managed to bag [[animal abuse|2 dog kills]] and missed several shots at a father and son duo at a random house he broke into before being killed by police.
Information about the shooter's personal life and possible motives are as of yet largely unreported on by [[old media|the media]]. Some barely reported, dubiously reputable information include that his middle name is possibly Robert and some of his relatives allegedly include Suzanne Lyons (aged 64), Robert Lyons (aged 64), Matthew Lyons (aged 26), Maura G. Lyons (aged 28) and Terrence Lyons (aged 98), all of Westchester, Illinois. Information of the alleged relatives can be found [https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/address/1822-newcastle-ave_westchester-il-60154?__cf_chl_tk=nVPlqbgZ12wgxlqCw1PsVU5xDGjyPt0GJj_KoXGTIGI-1735631076-1.0.1.1-vG.6F06d9DcCTu1Kdrq98oIUxOMPcmp0n.Rpzrmqedc here].
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===Murder spree===
On December 18th, 2024 in Mahomet, Illinois, John Lyons murdered Janis Lea Mason (aged 61) and her two children, Sara Elizabeth Mason (aged 26) and Caleb M. Mason (aged 23) via gunshot. Sara died at the scene while the others succumbed to their injuries at the local hospital. Court records show that Lyons was in a [[law|civil dispute]] with Caleb for an undisclosed reason, although his motive for his rampage is mostly unclear. After this Lyons decided to lay low for about two hours to lose his [[wanted level]]. He fast traveled to the town of Berwyn and stopped by the controversial [[alt-right|far-right]] commentator, [[Nick Fuentes]]', house hoping to lynch some nickers. Fuentes, the would-be gay mexican hate-crime victim, was streaming at the time and didn't answer the door to pepper spray the perp as he was far too busy choking on some big brown [[dildos]] for his audience. Lyons was spotted on spy camera during the ordeal and police were alerted. When the pigs caught up to Lyons, he fled the scene and forced his way into a neighbor's house where he slayed two ravenous [[dogs|hellhounds]]. Lyons fled towards the yard where police commanded him to surrender. Realizing that mom's dinner is almost ready and that he needs to end his session soon, Lyons instead fires at the cops, missing them all and receiving [[1 Guy 5 Shotguns|bullet hell]] in return.
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|Last night an armed killer made an attempt on my life at my home, which was recently doxed on this platform. The gunman carried a pistol, crossbow, and incendiary devices. I believe he intended to kill me. He is now dead. I am okay!|Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X
|Given that John Lyon's blasted the hell out of the 26 year old woman and left the two other family members to survive until they made it to the hospital, people suspect John had some issue with the woman.
Girlfriend? Unrequited love? Her body, his choice?|Somebody on [[Kiwi Farms]]
|Nick, bring me in. I will keep you safe.<br>I will be your personal security<br>I will bring my piece.|Jon from [[Fishtank]] offering to be Nick's bodyguard.
*A standard must-have supplement for any [[antifa|antifa-ggot]]. Also never used. '''Depletes 5% of afflicted enemies HP per second until extinguished'''
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===Graded Score===
{{GradedScore|3|3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured.|7|Initial success, but lost his mojo in the latter half.|2|Generic / No thrills.|14|Widespread media attention and got Fuentes to change his address.|10|High profile target.|36|D-|[[Your body, my choice.|Their body, my choice.]]}}
'''[[Spic|Jonathan Michel Bragundi González]]''' aka "'''[[Booty|Guti]]'''" is a Uruguayan ex-soldier, '''[https://www.elobservador.com.uy/nota/la-vida-de-jonathan-bragundi-el-imputado-por-el-triple-asesinato-de-la-armada-202062622590 drug addict, and actual diagnosed retard lmao]''', who on May 31, 2020, stole a Glock 17 from one of his fellow soldier (Escobar) and shot all three of his comrades dead before escaping and then being arrested.
*The service pistol he stole from one of his comrades.
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{{GradedScore|3|3 Killed|20|Left no one behind.|20|Probably first South American shooting that occurred in a Fortress.|0|Apart from [[Uruguay|Youaregay]], nobody in the world cared about this.|20|For killing marines and getting 5 stars instantly!|63|D+|Copado}}
{{Wanted|5}}
===Victims===
The epically pwnend were:
*'''Juan Manuel Escobar'''
*'''Alex Guillenea'''
*'''Alan Rodríguez'''
[[Drag queen|Drag]]undi, after murdering all three of them, stole their guns and escaped, which probably implies that he was thinking of actually reaching for the Top 50 in the [[South America|South American]] server and outdo [[Campo Elias Delgado]], [[Fail|but sadly that didn't happen]].
===External links===
*'''[https://www.montevideo.com.uy/Noticias/Justicia-condeno-a-mas-de-30-anos-de-prision-al-triple-homicida-de-los-marinos-uc825915 Sentenced to 31 years in prison ;(]'''
In December [[2016]], 23-year-old student Jori Lasonen ambushed a local politician outside a restaurant in [[Finland]], killing her and two journalists with a stolen hunting rifle. During police interrogation he explained that the reason he did it was because a criminal organization had hacked his computer and demanded he pay up for a fake drug debt. Certain there were vicious hitmen on his trail he saw no other option than to seek protection by going to prison for murder. After being found not guilty by reason of insanity, he was sent off to a mental hospital.
{{GradedScore|3| |10|Killed every target|5|[[Schizo]] mall shooter|5| |13|Women-only|36|E|Did not live up to [[Matti Saari|Finnish standards!]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by police)}}
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'''Jose Marimon Carles''', was a 26-year-old spaniard man who on May 21st and May 27th, 1928, began a mass shooting before being killed by the [[pigs|police]]
===Matanza===
Marimon was another 26-year-old youth who took out his military service. This little son of some incestuous fathers, suffered from [[Huh|Pott's disease]] also called spinal tuberculosis and didn't had to work because of this thing. Also, Marimon was also in love with a 20-year-old neighbor from the town, Marina Roca Rull, [[Elliot Rodger|who rejected him on several occasions]] because she considered him lazy who used his illness as an excuse not to work. The fagots of the neighbors insulted him because they said that he "didn't work" and that it was all an excuse to take advantage of small children. On May 21 1928 begins his manhunt killing some kids who cared him. After having murdered several children with his shotgun, he decapitates and murders the retarded neighbors. On May 27 1928, José is shot in the eye by some Civil Guards who killed him since he was resisting.
[[File:JoseMarimon01.jpg|thumb|left|Game Over]]
=== Galería ===
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{{GradedScore|10|Dago Champion|18|2 faggots escaped|20|Tuberculosis killer|5|1928|17|You are the winrar|70|C|Dagoland's [[Epic win|Highest score]]}}
Shortly after the lulz that was the Apalachee High School shooting by [[Colt Gray]], a new challenger appeared in [[Kentucky]], and he failed hard like most of the people on this page. On September 7, 2024, this retard Joey purchased lots of ammunition for his [[Colt Gray|Colt]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]] which should've resulted in a successful high score attempt since that was the same gun [[Robert Bowers]] used to kill those [[kikes]] in Pittsburgh. He sent texts saying that he would kill a lot of people like a sped kid playing [[Fortnite]].
===The Man===
Army Reserve fag. Was arrested months prior for making lulzy terroristic threats to kill a neighbor and their dog, but was released shortly after which gave him an opportunity to go for the high score.
===Attempt===
In the evening, he shot 20-30 rounds at cars on Interstate 75, injuring 8 people and [[Epic Fail|killing no one]].
===Great Escape===
He escaped into the woods like [[Robert Card]].
===Minecraft Manhunt===
He was, of course, wanted by the [[feds]], but after many [[rednecks]] trying to find him like a fucking Easter egg hunt and bragging about how fun it is online, he became [[an hero]] and was found by an [[old|elderly]] couple who talked about how [[WTF|finding him was like finding a golden egg]]. He also caused more lulz by closing many schools in the area.
===Graded Score===
{{GradedScore|0|8 injured|2|Three of the injuries came from making them crash rather than gunfire|10|Wasn't found for 11 days|15|Put schools on lockdown and had a $35,000 bounty|10|Beat Robert Card's hide and seek time|37|F-|Robert Card if he directed all his attention toward the hide and seek aspect}}
The most forgettable school shooter in American history because there are so many of them. Even [[Columbine Copycats#Sky Bouche|Sky Bouche]]'s identical score got more attention because of the bodycam footage. Josiah Lyons, the Mattoon High School shooter in Mattoon, [[Illinois]] got no clicks or notoriety until now, as of me typing this on the 7th anniversary of this loser's shooting.
This kid did worse than [[AlGore]] by [[over 9000]]%, making that connect-the-dots freckled face at Aztec look like an [[Anders]].
On September 20th, 2017, at Mattoon High School, this 14-year-old idiot thought it would be a good idea to bring a gun in his lunchbox and start shooting at everyone in the cafeteria, which isn't inherently a bad high score plan, but his plot got foiled by a female teacher. He did get one injury, however. One student was struck in the chest with non-life-threatening wounds.
===Punishment===
For this "attack" he got 25 years in prison. Hopefully by the time he's out he can go on ED and see this section on him.
===Fun Fact===
Because of how lame this school shooting was, [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Mattoon_High_School&diff=prev&oldid=1228715607 it got removed from its school's Wikipedia page]. Oh boy!
===Graded Score===
{{GradedScore|0| |1|1 injured|0|Kept his plans hidden but was stopped anyway|0|No attention for 7 years|0|Got his TOW coverage revoked|1|F-|At least he did better than Angel Granados-Diaz}}
'''Juan Medina Gordillo''', was a spaniard who commited aa double mass shooting in [[huh|San Millan de Lara]] and El Gamonal, in Burgos, Spain, before he [[An hero|committed suicide]] by a shot in the chest.
===La Masacre===
27th November, 1996.
Juan, pissed off about a report of being a batshit insane after he threatened [[Virgin Mary|María]] del Carmen [[Campo Elias Delgado|Delgado]] Juez with a [[Lol|toy gun]] and got V& and liberated, grabs an actual real gun, a [[fail|hunting rifle]] (actually a [[win|double barreled shotgun]], you fucking [[retard|wikitards]]) and knocks the door. Who's there? Its Juan, going to high score with his [[banhammer]]. He proceeds to score them off, killing her and her 2 brothers before he fled to some rural [[Redneck]] town where his mother lived. Again knocks the door and [[BTFO]] the brains of his mother, her nosey mother-in-law and a friend who was there. He then went to the mountains, to search for his son-in-law, to also score him but failed and instead, decided to [[an hero]] by a shot in the chest, like Genildo. He outscored 6 fags, and then off himself.
===Graded Score===
{{GradedScore|6|Pwned|20|Had better aim than the Izquierdos|20|Pissing off about a report and then ban his family|2|It went down in the annals of Burgos history|12|I dunno man|60|D|Very original, but low high score}}
'''Karst Roeland [[Andrew Tate|Tates]]''' was a dutchfag who on April 30, 2009, both being [[Serious business|important dates]] as it was the 64th anniversary of the [[An hero|suicide]] of [[Adolf Hitler]] and King's day (known as Koninginnedag in the netherlands), became worldwide famous for attempting to pull the first attack on the Dutch royal family by ranning them over, which he miserably failed after missing the main target and instead hitting a few random NPCs and then a random monument.
One day after the attempted regicide, [[Game over|he died due to brain injuries]].
{{GradedScore|7|GTA: [[Ongezellig]][[Arab|stan]] Edition|5|Was SO close to hitting the family's bus, but missed|5|Attack against the ones in power|10|Got decent coverage on the entire world|20|Accidental An hero|37|D+|[[GOTTA GO FAST]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Conservatism|white male rage]], attempted loli hunting.}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Ragequit|self-pwnd after getting into a shootout with the cops]]}}
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On the night of November 13th, 2017, 44 year old [[Batshit Insane]] [[Republican|pissed off redneck]] '''Kevin Neal''', a resident of the one horse town of [[Hell|Rancho Tehama]], [[California]] shot and killed his wife and hid her body under the floors of the methed up trailer he and his now deceased ex-wife had been living in. After [[Smoking|getting some]] [[Meth|much needed rest]], Kevin continued his playthrough the following morning and fragged his neighbors whom he falsely thought were [[Breaking Bad|meth dealers]]. Kevin stole his neighbor's pickup truck and bumped into a car driven by some [[Injun]] lady (it is an Indian reservation after all) and her two kids, whom he all shot however none of them died. After failing to frag some injuns Kevin continued his spray and pray rampage by shooting at random cars and bystanders. Eventually arriving at the local '''Rancho Tehama Elementary School''' [[Fail|which had already gone on lockdown by the time he arrived because the school staff heard gunshots]]. Kevin ran onto the school's playground and started spray and praying at walls and windows, firing almost 100 rounds into the school's walls but not killing any kids due to his piss poor aim, although he managed to wound a random 6 year old [[spic]] with a stray bullet.
After failing to become the next [[Adam Lanza]], Kevin dropped his rifle at the school and continued his playthrough of [[Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Redneck]] and crashed his stolen pickup truck into a random woman's vehicle, whom he shot and killed after the crash. Kevin shot and carjacked a random bystander who asked him if he was okay, unaware that Kevin had gone postal. Kevin's stolen pickup truck was eventually rammed and stopped by a cop from the nearby town of Corning along with a [[Shithole|Tehama County]] sheriff's deputy who arrived in the town after someone called 911. After his truck was rammed into by the police, Kevin got into a 2v1 shootout with the responding officers but decided to [[An hero|ragequit]] right in the middle of it. Kevin is remembered by his community as a fucking psychopath who went postal out of nowhere, although he had been arrested earlier that year for assaulting his neighbors, which should've been a pretty fucking obvious sign that the guy was completely buttfucking insane. Although we here at Encyclopædia Dramatica remember Mr. Neal for being a fucking retard who couldn't even do the [[Mass shooting|Number 1 Americunt pastime]] right.
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=== Graded Score ===
{{GradedScore|5|Did better than [[Randy Stair]].|3|Had shit aim.|5|Grand Theft Redneck spray an pray.|5|Decent score for a small town, Shit score by [[Stephen Paddock|American standards]].|0|Became an hero in a 2v1 with small town cops.|18|F---|Grand Theft Redneck.}}
[[Moonspeak|Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen]] is a Greenlandic [[Chink|Inuit]] who killed three people and wounded two others with a [[Banhammer|hammer]] in the coastal village of Nutaarmiut, [[Denmark|Greenland]] in the early morning hours of February 8, [[2012]], before being V& for camper. He was 22 years old at the time of the lulzfest. Like his hero, and Greenlandic mass murderer Abel Klemmensen, he is imprisoned in Herstedvester. [[Epic win]] for him.
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{{GradedScore|3|Mass attack|12|More kills than wounded|4|No motive, just random attack|1|Just Greenland and Dansk reported it|10|2nd Inuit massacre|30|D|Silver medal of Inuit's history}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Hack N' Slash, Singleplayer}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No, killed by the [[Cops|popo]]}}
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'''Kujtim Fejzulai'''{{muslim}} was an Austrian ISIS cocksucker of [[North Macedonia|North Macedonian]] heritage who on November 2nd, 2020, shot and killed 4 people and injured 23 people others before being brutally and anally raped by bullets.
This extremely shitty attack began on 20:00, Central European Time, when our buff goat-ass-destroyer, carrying some items in his inventory, which included a '''[[Assault Rifle|Zastava M70 assault rifle]]''', '''[[Commie|TT pistol]]''' (I think? it kinda looks like one), '''[[Melee|Machete]]''', and a '''[[Lol|fake suicide vest]]''', started shooting several people in six different locations, [[German|Seitenstettengasse, Morzinplatz, Salzgries, Fleischmarkt, Bauernmarkt & Graben]].
It ended after [[Police|der Polizei]], stopped being the lazy faggots they are and quickly pulled their guns out of their assholes and killed kujtim on the spot.
{{GradedScore|4|You had an automatic rifle and pistol, really?|3|[[Epic fail|Low kill count, medium injury count]]|1|Another classical mudslime supremacist attack in [[Europe|europiss]], [[Paris Attacks|Nothing]]. [[Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel|fucking]]. [[Rakhmat Akilov|new]].|1|Memory holed becuz of covid and for the fact it was a pisslamic attack|0|No bonuses for you, '''FAGGOT'''|9|F-|Even [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Zaniar Matapour|Zaniar Matapour]] and [[Abdul Razak Ali Artan]] did better, fuck off.}}
[[2022|A long, long time ago]] there was a volcano Living all alone in the middle of the sea. And from his [[cum|lava]] a joyous Island called [[Taiwan]] (Dumpling scribble: 항문 침투) would rise from the deep. This volcanic island which was made into a [[Lie|safe and sound paradise]] by {{Glow|banning guns}}{{Nazi}} would become ensnared in a [[Libtard]] terrorist attack on July 14, 2022 when Lee Hung-yuan{{atheist}} got into some bullshit dispute with his employer at [[shit no one cares about]]. He then got a 205th Arsenal (Taiwan's state -owned arms manufacturer) T75, which is some shitty ching chong copy of the Beretta 92fs, which was [[No shit|acquired illegally]], went to the research center, and shot everyone up. What was devastating about this tragedy is that this time the criminal didn't care about the law. Who could have seen this coming?
*Dumpling Nigger clone of the Beretta 92fs. '''19~25 Damage'''
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{{GradedScore|4|[[Tim Kretschmer|Kretschmer]] did it better|16|Only 1 survivor|20|Mass shooting in a country with [[Fail|0]] guns per capita|2|Unlike [[America|AmeriKKKa]], Taiwan doesn't [[Adam Lanza|make]] [[Nikolas Cruz|its]] [[Columbine|scorers]] [[Salvador Ramos|fucking]] [[Stephen Paddock|celebrities]] |10|Tried to save the island from the dangerous [[Azn]] infection|52|E-|[[No|Taipei Tarrant]]}}
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==Lev Bidjakov and Alexander Buslidze==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Lev Romanovich Bidjakov & Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde '''</big>}}
Lev Bidjakov (Bidzhakov) and Alexander Buslidze, were residents of Perm who on 15th January 2018 caused a mass stabbing at School No. 127 in Perm. Since they couldn't kill one person, they decided to stab each other. Alexander was even able to jump out of a window but unfortunately he failed and suffered fractures. Lev Bidzhakov was sentenced by the Motovilikha district court of Perm to 9 years and 8 months in prison. His accomplice Alexander Buslidze was declared [[Batshit Insane|insane]] in September 2018 and sent to mandatory treatment.
===Lore===
Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde was born on 15th may 2001, Alexander, wanted to become [[An Hero]] in sometimes but all failed beacause his father or mother caught him in the act.
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Lev Romanovich Bidzhakov was born on 2nd august 2001, He was an excellent student and winner of an Olympiad in his [[Dark|light]] past. In 2012, at the age of 11, Lev beat other students in the olympiads . He was registered in a psychoneurological dispensary. Lev also used drugs to calm his impulses. In December 2017, Lev mixed [[beer|alcohol]] with [[monster|energy drinks]], drank it and came to the school drunken as fuck.
On 15th January 2018, Lev and Alexander at 10:20 AM, entred to the primary school using a old pass card. Lev and Alexander, they took out their knives and tried to beat Bichivin's high score. In room 308, they began their [[Failure|bloodbath]] by stabbing the teacher and several children. The teacher protected the children from these absolute fails and they left the classroom. After the attack, our [[losers|heroes]] tried to commit suicide by stabbing each other with knives. Buslidze tried to jump out of a window and Bidjakov tried to bleed to death on the floor.
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File:Lev Bidjakov van darkholme.jpg| Yes, Lev [[False|wasn't gay]]
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File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL.jpg |Lev bleeding
File:LevV&Kov.jpg|Lev V&
File:Lev Bidjakov FAIL2.jpg
File:Lev Bidjakov Fag.jpg|Lev giving some cringe
File:AlcoholiclLev.png|Lev, with a alcoholic junkie face
File:LevSniffingCocaine.jpeg|He was an actual junkie after all
File:LevSmoking.jpeg|No doubts
File:LevLSD.jpg|Tell him to stop drugging, he gonna die.
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===Graded score===
{{GradedScore|0|Seriously?|3|Bad and cheap columbine copycat|10|Good for doing on CO-OP mode|2|Almost no one cried. Only butthurt in Perm region and other cities in Russia|0|Nope|15|F---|Gay Lovers}}
A nigger and soldier from [[Congo]] that in July 2020 got wayyyy too drunk, entered a marketplace and pwned any villager unfortunate enough to cross his path, ultimately ridding the gene pool of the fair amount of 14 fellow niggers before being captured by authorities.
[[File:LongoDhedongga.jpeg|thumb|center|LETS BE SOLDIERS]]
{{GradedScore|14|Not bad for a drunk nigger.|16|4 injured.|10|Negra rage.|2|Africa lol.|12|Black on black violence.|54|D|Shit was easier [[William Unek|back in the days]].}}
Ľubomír was an 48 year old man who went amok in Bratislava before commiting suicide after being shot by police.
===Ľubomír's life===
Ľubomír, studied on a forestry high school. In his karate school, Ľubomír was described as "quiet but not a loner". Another classmate describe him as a "Normal kid, without any class of fear". On the early 80's, Ľubomír went through the compulsory military service, but never became a professional soldier and hadn't any criminal record.
On 10th January 1998, became a member in a gun club, in the "Club of Reserve Soldiers 008 Fox", Bratislava. Also, had 4 works, but he was recognised more when he worked as a boilerman. His workmates called him "Silent Face". One of the workmates declared "He worked and worked and worked, he listened, but did not talk". Also was describe as " an ideal employee". During the 2000's, he worked in mainly in maintenance in different heater rooms in Bratislava. Since 1 August 2008, [[Fail|Ľubomír loses his job]] and became unemployed. Ľubomír, was receiving 118€ welfare each month . Months before the massacre, in early 2010, he participated in a shooting competition.
===The Rampage===
Ľubomír, at 9:40 a.m, had a discussion with his neighbours, some [[Gypsy|romainians]]. Ľubomír, pissed off about it, grabs an VZ .58 rifle and begins to score them in that floor pwning 5 NPCs. Exits the building and encounters a man, who was a familiar of the dead people and scores him after watching the dead corpses of his family, wounding him first before shooting him again scoring him down to death. Then encounters while walking, an old man who was scared of the shots and got shot wounding and failing to score him. At 9:45 a.m, went amok in the Devínska Nová Ves neighbourhood, shooting the balconies scoring another person and failing to score 14 people before getting in a shootout with the police. The police shot and fatally wounded him. Ľubomír, escaped and manage to [[An hero|shot himself]] in the chin, instantly killing him, making his dead body a gory scene.
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LubomirH.jpeg|Wide, as a Dank Meme
LubomirGunman.jpeg|Shooting practice
LubomirRockAndRoll.png|Rock'n'Roll legend
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Lubomiradressphoto.png|Adress photo
LubomirHappyman.jpg|Real photo revealed
LuboOwl.jpeg|Lubo was scaring an owl with a broom
LuboRain.jpeg|It was raining actually
LubomirFuckingLMAO.jpeg|Potential victory
Semafor_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|STEP THE FUCK OFF! Ľubomir is walking arround
Strelec_DJ.jpeg.jpeg|Its DJ Lubomir here
MusiketLub.jpeg|[[An Hero|Lose and iShot? This page contains "Hrdina"]]
DevinskaTroll.jpeg|Menaced
PokemonLubomir.jpeg|Actually the best Pokemon card
GTA_Blava.jpeg.jpeg|We should have a ED page on it
Absolut_devinska.jpeg.jpeg|[[Huh|Vypijeme tú vodku.]]
{{GradedScore|7||5|Did you really practice?|15|Slovak Rambo.|15|Yes, a lot of people cried.|15|For an hero after being shot by police.|57|D+|[[File:LubomirScoreman.gif|150px]] <br> Actual Slovak High Score}}
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=== Lulz Sources ===
[https://necyklopedia.org/wiki/%C4%BDubom%C3%ADr_Harman From an actual decent Uncyclopedia version, ED Styled]
Luca [[Tranny]] was the [[Epic Fail Guy]] of Italy and [[Redundant|retarded neo-nazi]] that tried killing some [[niggers]] as revenge for some [[cracker]] whore getting cut up and stuffed into a suitcase by a wog. He was [[manchild|28 years old]] during the epic fail shooting and ended up getting [[v&]] by [[mods]]. The only reason anyone cared about this loser was because it happened during an election. He also was a big fan of [[Mussolini]], who [[Lol|wasn't even racist for most of his political career]]. The only other reason this loser is even worth mentioning is because fellow honkey [[Brenton Tarrant]] put his name on one of his gunz. As if this guy wasn't enough of a [[fag]] he even expressed [[Troll's Remorse]] after Christchurch!
*A pistol or revolver can actually be deadly in the hands of [[Robert Steinhauser|some]] [[Campo Elías Delgado|people]], just not this pastanigger. '''+12-25 Damage'''
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K so basically on February 3rd, 2018, Tranny drove a black car with a pistol to some nog neighborhood, and, in a [[Alexandre Bissonnette|Bissonnette]]-esque bit of irony, did a drive by shooting like a complete [[retard]] and only ended up wounding like, 5 blacks. Adjusting for the math, he actually only wounded about 3 people. The mods and jury felt so much pity for him they decided to only sentence him to a 12 year [[ban]].
===Ban tactical assault politicians===
The [[old media|(((media)))]], always quick to capitalize off a tragedy, decided that instead of covering the lives with the people who, you know, got fucking shot, blamed some politician named [[Who|Matteo Salvini]] because Tranny was in his political party Lega Nord for like 5 seconds. Salvini responded by pointing out [[true|the attack wouldn't have happened at all if the left hadn't let in illegal immigrants]], which of course is basically the equivalent to murder in bolshevik Europe.
tl;dr '''STOP WHITE GENOCIDE'''
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{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|0|Did a drive-by like a [[retard]]. You're not a crip, Luca!|4|Lulzy irony, but got captured and expressed troll's remorse like a bitch|8|Only Italians cared, random politician got blamed|10|Inspired Saint Tarrant, only got a 12 year sentence|22|E-|[[File:Mussolini angwy.png|250px]]<div>[[Mussolini]] is disappointed in you!}}
Marek Nowak, was a 18 year old schizo who shot and injured 2 people on a polack school before surrendering to a janitor.
===The shooting===
El 27 de mayo de 2019, The asshole went into the Brześć Kujawski primary school armed with a [[Sebastian Bosse|black powder revolver]] around 10:00 a.m. He went to one of the classrooms, whose door was open, threw explosives, stunning the students and the teacher, and then began shooting. He hit and seriously injured 11-year-old student Oliwia. The rest of the students managed to escape from this schizo, and the perpetrator went out into the hallway and started shooting, but his shots did not hit anyone. A moment later he encountered a 59-year-old janitor, Marek shot and seriously wounded him. The attacker then tired to reload the weapon, but was intercepted by the school janitor, who ran towards the perpetrator and ordered him to surrender. This retard [[FAIL|surrendered]] and was arrested shortly after by police who arrived at the scene.
===Motive===
The perpetrator's motives remains unknown. According to his thot and media reports, the perpetrator suffered from paranoid schizophrenia. He also posted unfunny memes about [[Columbine|Cockumbine]] on his Facebook profile. In November 2018 Nowak escaped his family's home and was wanted by police. Earlier, in August 2018, [[High score|he attacked two students of a nearby school with a knife]], [[Epic Fail|but didn't hurt any of them]]. He got arrested and sent to a psychiatric ward because policemen described his behavior as ''irrational''. Before the shooting, Nowak attempted suicide several times, he also wrote about it online. After being stopped by police (after the shooting) the perpetrator told officers he used to be under psychiatric treatment. A few months before the attack, he pissed off his relationship and broke up with his thot because his mental state was fucked up.
'''[[Master Chief|Master]] Phasid Trutassanawin''' / '''[[Powerword|พสิษฐ์ ทรูทสนาวิน]]''', was a 14 year old edgelord who shot up Siam Paragon Mall killing 3 ppl and injuring 4 more before getting V&
===Lulzfest===
Master, equiped with a glock 19, wearing glasses, a dark shirt, khaki cargo pants, and a baseball cap with an American flag, at approximately 3:35 p.m, traveled by [[Cancer|BTS]] Skytrain and got off at Siam Station. He walked into the Siam Paragon shopping center and began shooting at approximately 4:10 p.m. The area inside and in front of the bathroom next to the Louis Vuitton store on the M floor. The NPC's, started to run out of the shopping center. Later, the assailant went up the escalator and opened fire on the 2nd and 3rd floors until he was detained. Police and mall security began evacuating employees and customers at around 4:45 pm, while other occupants went into hiding across the mall. Phasid [[Pussy|surrendered]] as he had ran out of ammo adn then, got V& by the police at 5:08 pm and the Forensics Police took 40 rounds of ammunition from him.
===Investigation===
A social media post by an unnamed user who was in Siam Paragon at the time claimed she had aided a Chinese twin children whose "mother was shot and were unable to reach out to her" and only later be confirmed by the police that "their mother was dead." Police caught up with a 14-year-old suspect at the third floor of the Siam Kempinski Hotel, located at the rear of the mall.
Phasid, the [[edgelord]], believed that some random was "[[Schizo|Telling him who to shoot ]]" and that he also believed that [[High Score/Loserinfo#Jori_Juhani_Lasonen|someone was about to attack him]], so he took out his Glock 9mm pistol and started shooting. Police also said the suspect had modified a blank gun to fire live rounds.
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File:PhasidShootingRange.png|Phasid in the shooting range, with a revolver. '''SPONSORED BY [[Cocaine|COCA-COLA]]'''
File:PhasidID.png|[[Doxxing|His ID card and IP adress too.]]
File:PhasidStudentID.png|His shitty ass student ID
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===High Score===
{{GradedScore|3|Mass shooting|8|Didn't Headshot|15|Schizophrenic who believes they are going to kill him|7|News coverage but got forgotten on 100 miliseconds|0||40|E|Jori Lasonen's [[chink|asian]] lost brother}}
{{Wanted|1}}
===See Also===
* [[Panya Khamrab]]: Thailand's highest score
* [[Jakrapanth Thomma]]: Thailand's former highest score
[[File:MattiasFlink20Years.jpg|left|thumb|MFW: I walk out of prison after [[pwning]] 7 [[n00bs]]]]
On June 11th 1994, 24-year-old [[army]] officer '''Mattias Flink''' got [[Drunk|drunk as fuck]] and decided to gear up with his army clothes, his Ak 5 and 150 rounds of ammo before setting out for a local park in [[Sweden]] to go for the High Score. He came across six [[wimmin]] of which he shot dead, shooting three other men a little later. After the shooting, Mattias fled to a nearby crane, staying there for a little while before climbing down and trying to make his way home. Suddenly, he stumbled upon two [[Pigs|police officers]] who quickly [[Police brutality|shot him in the hip]], causing him to collapse and get [[v&]].
Mattias had a history of [[Batshit insane|mental health]] issues and was described as having some kind of [[Incel|resentment towards women]]. Shortly before the shooting he'd had a mental breakdown which resulted in him being [[Retard|thrown out of a restaurant for bothering women]].
After the dust had settled he was sentenced to [[Game over|life in prison]]. However; due to [[Sweden]] being on Easy difficulty, <b>[[Epic win|Mattias was released in 2014]]</b>, on the 20 year anniversary of his attack. On that day, Swedes all over the country celebrated.
{{GradedScore|7|Three injured.|12|Did alright being [[drunk]] and all.|13|Rambo.|11|Butthurt in Sweden, the rest of the world didn't care much.|20|[[Epic win|Got released]].|63|C-|<s>The [[Swedish]] Champion</s> [[Rickard Andersson|lol nope]]}}
'''Mauricio Martinez Garcia'''{{Nazi}} was a self-proclaimed white supremacist ([[Fail|despite the fact that he was a spic]]) and former security guard who decided that [[Audrey Hale]]'s 2023 lulzfest wasn't enough, and decided to aim for the High Score by going on a generic AR-15 mass shooting in a mall in [[Texas|Gunland]]. However, he only managed to slaughter 8 n00bs before [[Game over|being dropped by the cops]]. Among his victims were 3 [[Korean|gooks]] (who all had the surname "[[Cho Seung-Hui|Cho]]"), 2 fellow spic [[Adam Lanza|kids]], and an Indian. The shooting gained a decent amount of notoriety, with even [[Joe Biden|Pedo Joe]] [[BAWWWWWW|going on his usual whining about banning 'assault weapons']]. Fun fact, he worked for the same security company as [[Omar Mateen]]. Online, he frequented the r/masskillers subreddit and may have even been [https://web.archive.org/web/20230509040322/https://ok.ru/profile/574887694166/statuses/155328648027478 a lurker right here on ED]!
|[[File:Mauricio Garcia's last video.mp4|750px]] [[edgy|Last vid he uploaded.]]}}
{{GradedScore|8|7 injured|11| |10|Basic bitch mass shooting|10|Nazi tattoos, [[Ali David Sonboly|Definitely a true Aryan despite actually being an illegal]]|5|Wrecked by the cops.|44|F|Shouldn't have played on [[Texas|Nightmare Difficulty]], especially [[Asking for it|shouldn't have done it when cops were right around the corner]]}}
'''Max Porta C.''', was a spaniard [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old student]] who on [[Columbine|April 20]] 2015, began his attack. At 9:20 A.M., he entered to the IES Joan Fuster, in Barcelona, [[Spain]], with a Crossbow, a Machete and a molotov and asked his teacher to enter to class. She refused and Max, on faggotry, doesn't attack her and his teacher closes the class door. He then grabs his machete and kills Abel Martínez, a substitute teacher. After killing the teacher, he then enters other classroom and shots the female language teacher with his crossbow before stabbing her in the [[BOOBIES!!|b00bs]]. Her daughter, confronted Max but Max stabbed her also in the titties and buttocks.A friend of Max shouted "What are you doing? You are [[Doing it wrong|doing so much pain]]!" and he gets stabbed by this absolute idiot in the legs. Afterwards, he exits the room and near the bathroom, shots with his awful crossbow another female teacher, wounding her. On the bathrooms, Max was preparing his molotov to continue the lulzfest but [[David Sonboly|David]] Jurado, a P.E. Teacher, reduced Max and Max started to [[Waaaambulance|cry]]. Fortunately, the fag of Max made a high score to every ES_School to Spain and got free with a worse high score than [[Couch Cuck|the couch cuck]].
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MaxPevilmeme.jpeg|MFW - I killed a teacher and i'm free without any charges bc i'm a schizo teen.
Max porta.png|Staring into your soul
MaxPortaHockey.jpg|He on his hockey team. Notice that [[Spain|dago]] [[Police|pigs]] tried to keep him anonymous
AbelMartinez.jpg|Alive
MPBody.jpg|Dead
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===Graded Score===
{{GradedScore|1||6|Could you aim your machete to the neck?|10|Trolling with a crossbow|11|[[Europe|UE]] had news coverage about it.|20|For being first big troll in a [[Spain|Dagoland]] sk00l|48|C|Why do you use a crossbow?Also, [[DO IT FAGGOT|AIM FOR THE NECK WITH YOUR MACHETE]], you idiot!!}}
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Lower Range Policia Nacional}}
On August 21, 2024, '''Mehmet Vukalić'''{{Muslim}}, a School [[Janny|janitor]], [[Lie|war survivor]], and military-grade manchild went on a shooting spree at the school he worked at beause his sorry ass was being fired for being a shit janitor. He was reported to have issues stemming from the [[Serbia|Bosnian genocide]], which is something that [[Pamela Geller|the smartest of us]] know [[fact|was a false flag by the united nations]]. He then got an [[Assault rifle]], headed to the school he worked at, and shot and killed 3 people before [[faggot|trying to kill himself by shooting himself in the chest]] because this narcissistic fuck couldn't stand to ruin his [[fugly|beautiful]] face. He only killed himself, was [[V&]], and will never see the light of day again. You happy faggot?
{{GradedScore|3|not good, considering his weapon|15|only injured himself|5|"bEtTeR gIbE mE mUh lIvInG wAgE NOw lOL"|1|nobody cares faggot|0|you don't deserve one|24|F-|go put a lemon up your asshole}} {{WantedLevel|1}}
=== See also ===
[[Sulejman Talovic]] - more proof that these retarded animals are shit at scoring and shouldn't touch a [[gun]] ever
On April 11th 2023 at 8:00 AM, some brazilian [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old edgelord]] by the name of Muryllo Martins, went on a knife rampage in his school in Brazil (Colégio Estadual Doutor Marco Aurélio), wounding 3 of his classmates before being V&. He also posted on Twitter some edgelord pictures. Wanna see them? Scroll down you faggot!
{{Clear}}
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MurylloCringe.png|Cringiest school stabber
MurylloSlingshot.png|Him dual-wielding some knives.
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MurylloAnheroAttempt.png|You are only [[13-year-old boy|13]]. Why do you want to go an hero amoklauf?
MurylloShotgun.png|Next time, use that shotgun, faggot.
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=== Rant ===
{{GradedScore|0|Ohh c'mon|0.5|Wounded 3 fags|0.5|IDK|1|Almost forgotten forever|0|No bonus|2|F---------|Shittiest brazilian school stabbing}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, via [[LOL|drug overdose]]}}
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Brothers Myles and Damien embarked on a [[coke]]-fueled murderous rampage. After their first attack was botched by [[Pussy|Damien stepping in to stop it]] they left in their car and got into a fight, ending in Damien's death. Myles continued to drive and slaughtered family members and strangers alike in various locations, racking up 11 kills with only his trusty knife while leading the cops on a wild search.
3 days after the rampage, Myles was run off the road and arrested before succumbing to an <s>"unspecified medical distress" in police custody</s> DRUGS!!! HE FUCKIN OD'D ON COKE!! He is an injun after all, wtf did you expect?
{{GradedScore|11|18 injured.|7|Should've stabbed a little harder.|15|[[Jeff Weise|Injun rage]].|18|3-day manhunt and [[Old Media|international news]].|15|Killed his brother and played solo.|66|C|Injun rage}}
This faggot murdered people at a random Library in Clovis, [[New Mexico]] in [[2017]]. He was 16 years old at the time of the library killing spree. Despite getting his 4 inch dick wet by his jailbait thot GF, he still sperged out and went for the high score, mainly because he looked like a beta-male hispanic Sam Hyde. Warning signs include his liking to the bands Slipknot, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead and more. {{Archive|wHeuf|More information}}
{{GradedScore|2| 4 injured.|9| |10|Doing it at a library, where shootings aren't common.|4|Nobody really gave a fuck.|0|You already got your dick wet though why did you do it?|25|F|Fuck outta here normiefag}}
Nicolae Lungu was the sapoca hospital murderer, on 18th august 2019 at 3:00 AM killed 7 hospital patients and injured 6 more with a IV stand for infusions.
Years before the attack, Nicolae beated his mother when he was drunk.
{{GradedScore|7|not bad for a crazy gypsy|11|He killed more people than he injured|10|Hack n'Slash|8|Only popular case on romania, other countries didnt care the incident|10|For using a IV stand to his incident|46|D-|He dont have balls to kill more people in the hospital.}}
'''Pere Puig Puntí''',was a 57 year old spainard who killed 4 people on a bar and a office in the town of Olot, [[Catalonia]], Spain, before surrendering
===La Masacre de Olot===
On [[Sandy Hook|14 December]] 2010, Pere Puig, planed the lulzfest and arrived at a local bar at 8:30 AM. Then, talks with a random person for a while. Pere arrives at La Cuina de l'Anna a at 9:10 AM and starts the shooting with his .338 caliber Winchester Magnum rifle, killing Joan Tubert, 62, and Àngel Tubert, 35, father and son and owners of the company "Construciones Tubert S.L.", where the shooter was contrated until being [[banned|fired]]. After his [[Win|epic revenge]], droves his blue Suzuki all-road car and arrives on local Caja del Mediterráneo's ofice, at 9:21 AM. At the same hour, begans to shoot again and kills two employees -Anna Pujol, 56, and Rafael Turró, 46-,both dying instantly. After he exits the office, [[pussy|surrenders]] to police and gets arrested. On June 26, 2018, Pere died on Terrassa penitentiary hospital pavilion. Puig was diagnosed with cancer.
===Citados y Galeria===
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|Hace frio, eh?|Random Guy
|Its cold outside, eh?|Translation
|Dentro de nada voy a entrar en calor|Pere Puig being a absolute psycho
|I'm going to warm up soon|Translation}}
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===La puntuanción===
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{{GradedScore|4| |20|All kills|15|Sheriff style shooting|9|Iberian Peninsula shocked until 2010 New Year's Eve|10|For successing on the revenge on his boss|58|D+|First spaniard going postal}}
During the night of May 1st, 1979, a small bomb went off near a government building, injuring two police officers and a 25-year-old man who lost some of his toes. The next day, another small bomb was thrown into a crowd during a communist-march. A security guard picked the bomb up, thinking it was a smoke-bomb. When it detonated, he lost several fingers and toes.
===Investigation===
As police began investigating the bombings, they realized the bombs were made from the same materials, meaning the two events were likely related. The suspect was quickly identified as Petter Kristian Kyvik{{Nazi}}, trainee military officer and [[Neo-Nazi|member of Norwegian Front]]. Petter explained that he had stolen the bomb materials from his dad's basement, and [[Snitch|snitched]] on a leader of Norwegian Front for giving him the orders. He was sentenced to 5 years in prsion, stating "For the glory of the fatherland" during sentencing.
===Aftermath===
After serving a few months, Petter escaped from prison only to be recaptured quickly. He escaped again in 1981, this time with more success. After being hospitalized, somehow he was able to escape to the French foreign legion, only to escape from them as well in 1982, this time to the Norwegian embassy. He was extradited and served his time, only to be released in 1983.
Petter and an accomplice were again arrested in 1983, after robbing a sports shop for 13 rifles and 6 shotguns. He was reported to have been fighting with protesters outside the US embassy in 1987, and later worked as a security guard for another far-right politician.
In 2011, Petter spectated [[Anders Behring Breivik]]'s trial, but was asked to leave.
{{GradedScore|0| |4|Caused a bit of damage, crippling police officers and filthy commies.|3|Failed and snitched.|15|Escaped several times, [[Fuck The Police|causing a major headache for the authorities]].|10|Showed his support to the local [[Anders Breivik|Justiciar Knight Commander]].|32|D-|Shittiest norsk bomber}}
{{Ibend}}Rafael "[[Shota|Juniors]]" Solich{{Nazi}}{{Satanist}} was a 15 year old [[Argentina is white|100% white Aryan Argentine]] who - aided by his daddy's Navy-supplied handgun - decided to make this world a better place.
Getting bored of scribbling edgelord shit (and [[Pink Floyd]] lyrics) on his desk, he decided to spice up class by whipping out a pistol, getting to the front of the class, and spray 'n' praying, sniping 3 of his classmates and injuring another 5. He also wrote "[[Edgelord|EVERYONE MUST DIE]]" on the chalkboard before getting V&. Seeing as how his city, Carmen de Patagones, is a rural shithole in Southern [[Argentina]] who no one cares about, this actually made national news for a while.
He was declared [[Shota|too young to be persecuted]] and [[Epic win|subsequently acquitted]]. Solich now spends his days as a [[You|jobless NEET who mooches off government unemployment moneys]].
{{GradedScore|3|Fair enough for a single pistol|10|At least he knew to aim for the head|8|Columbine copycat, with shittier ammo|10|Argies still remember his name to this day|12|For being acquitted and mooching off NEETbux|43|D|PAPAFRITA BOLUDO CHE NO ENTIENDE.}}
Raymond Spencer was a 23 year old [[spic]] who shot and injured 4 people on a [[camping]] shooting before becoming [[an hero]]. Also was the lost retarded brother of [[Brenda Spencer]], who killed 2 and injured 8 by shooting up a school. Also she camped on his parents apartment.
===Shooting===
Before he went postal, Raymond modified his four rifles to fire full-auto. He then attached a scope cam to one of the rifles and started recording. At 15:17 PM, he begins to shoot the school by hitting the windows, injuring 2 students. Then, he shoots at the street, injuring a random officer who was trying to take cover from the [[Fail|rampage]]. After that, he hits his last victim, a random woman. Raymond still continues shooting randomly but [[Epic fail|nobody is injured]] after he reloaded. Getting bored, he stops his shootout and the recording and edits the school's [[Wikipedoia|Wikipedia]] article, reporting, "A [[Retard|basedman]] shot at the school on April 22, 2022. The suspect is still at large." and sends the gameplay footage to an anonymous [[4chan]] forum. Raymond then became [[an hero]] and ended the shooting.
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File:HappyRaymond.jpg|Snipe 4 n00bs in the school. [[Fail|But they are alive]]
File:Spencer'sBedroom.jpg|His bedroom. Notice the [[black supremacy|Yakub poster]] on the wall
File:VanNessAftermath.jpg|The local school after Spencer's fail.
File:Edmund Burke School Shooting infographic.jpg|[[Brenda Spencer]] style
File:Edmund Burke School shooter wikipedia.jpg|A foreskin nationalist
File:RaymondSpencer4chan.png|[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/374162418/#374162418 His 4chan post], he even specified a license for his video
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{{GradedScore|0|No kills|1|He scored the same as [[Asa Coon|Asa]]|9|Camper. Even [[Martin Peyerl]] did it better|1|Nobody gives a fuck|5|For an hero|16|E-|You should take moar classes from [[Charles Whitman]] or you will fail again.}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, pwned by heart attack}}
{{Ibend}}
'''[[Spic|Ricardo Alberto Barreda]]''', nicknamed "[[Pussy|Conchita]]", was an Argentine [[incel|truecel]] and oldfag dentist born on June 16, 1936, who murdered 4 of his family members (all were [[Females|femoids]]) on November 15, 1992, because he had been suffering mistreatment from them.
{{GradedScore|4| |9|No injuries|4| |5|Classical sudaka familicide, nothing new.|18|Got [https://www.pagina12.com.ar/diario/psicologia/9-172679-2011-07-21.html sanctified], which still continues to trigger many feminazis to this day.|40|D-|Nice massacre, grandpa.}}
{{Wanted|2}}
=== External Links===
*{{wikilink|Ricardo_Barreda|TOW coverage}}
*{{wikilink|es:Ricardo_Barreda|Spic version, which has more info on it}}
==Robério Souza de Oliveira==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robério Souza de Oliveira'''</big>}}
Robério was a farmer that on August 6, 2001, he returned to his old school and in search of a [[high score]], armed with a [[Doing it right|Shotgun]] he shot and [[Fail|wounded]] 7 people, before escaping and [[An hero|Anheroes]] in the head.
Some small-time actor killed his family. Starred in minor roles in various movies and TV-shows.
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{{GradedScore|4|Crappy family killer|20|None injured during the massacre|0|Family killing, so common|8|Not so much butthurt|20|For an hero|52|D+|NORMAL FAMILY KILLER}}
Roger was a 25-year-old Norwegian gas station employee and soldier for the home guard. On his 25th birthday he would end up killing three people and critically injuring one more with his service rifle.
===The Shooting===
While hosting a birthday party for himself with his friends, an argument broke out over someone else drinking his liqour without permission and Roger went into a blind rage, screaming at everyone present to get the fuck out of there. Some of his closest friends stayed behind a little while trying to calm him down and offering to stay with him, but Roger refused and told them he would go to sleep for the night. The unsuspecting friends subsequently left the house to regroup at another friend's house to keep the party going.
At this point, Roger geared up in his army uniform, grabbed his AG-3 and 100 rounds of ammunition before setting out to follow his friends to their hideout to fucking end them all.
After some more heavy partying, Roger's best friend (who hosted the current party) was found sitting in a chair with a bullet hole in his throat. The one who discovered him was suddenly hit in the arm and leg and tried to run away, only to get hit four more times in the back. The first victim's parents were also killed in a separate room. People freaked out and called police, who arrived at the house over an hour later. In total, 78 bullet holes were found in the house.
At this point, Roger called the emergency services several times to explain he had done something terrible, but was dismissed. Witnesses described seeing the young man pacing back and forth in the wintery conditions, smoking and talking into a phone. Roger made his way to a small shed 50 meters away from the initial crime scene, texted his friends his last message and blew his brains out with his AG-3.
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|Well, that's it. I am no longer in this world.|Message #1
|I am taking my life now. Don't message me back. I am not here.|Message #2}}
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File:RogerKjetsabday.png|Roger (middle) celebrating his birthday, few hours before everything went wrong.
File:RogerKjetsaNews.jpg|"Here is the triple-murderer and his best friend. Few hours later, they were both dead." "In this picture, Roger Kjetså (to the left) together with his friend Christian Tufto. Later the same evening he kills his friend, his parents and himself."
File:RogerKjetsåCrimeScene.jpg|Cops outside the house where it all took place.
File:AG3Rifle.jpg|A rifle just like the one Roger used.
File:RogerKjetsaMSG.png|Suicide message. Translation is found above.
File:RogerKjetsaShed.png|The shed in which Roger blew his brains out.
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{{GradedScore|3| |2|Did absolutely shit with a fully automatic battlerifle in a crowded house..|10|Rogue soldier.|0|Nobody cares, even memoryholed in Norway although being one of the first proper mass shootings in modern times.|0| |15|F---|GAME OVER, FAGGOT}}
On the day 16th September 2024, when the country of [[Russia]] was doing his job with the war, [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] '''Roman Gizatulin''' (Роман Гизатулин in russian), a [[Retard|an Special Education student]], went to his school in Chelyabinsk, Russia, with a [[Columbine copycats|KMFDM shirt and wear all black]], a hammer, a compressed air gun and a knife. He geared up in the bathroom and exited with a bluetooth speaker blasting some music. After entering his classroom, Roman hit his teacher and the 3 classmates, wounding them all, along with [[Psychopath|trying to slit the throat of a girl]] who had previously [[bullying]] bullied him. When he realized the pigs were on their way, he [[Retard|attempted to commit suicide with his shitty little ""gun""]]. He was V& after his [[ragequit]] and interview on vidya.
[[File:RomanLooksalike.png|thumb|left|200px|Roman's pose [[Xiaro|needs to talk about too much]]]]
===Rant===
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{{GradedScore|0| |3|Boring|0|[[Anton Bichivin]] 2.0.|2|Russian news coverge|0|Fuck You|5|{{Glow|Z-}}|Go play some [[Shit nobody cares about|Fortnite]], kiddo}}
'''Rudolf Nikolli''' is an Albanian man born sometime in the year 1987 who went on a stabbing spree at a mosque on April 19, 2021, injuring 5 people.
{{GradedScore|0|[[Epic fail]]|2|Only managed to injure 5 people|4|Used their method to try to reach the high score|2|Only Albania bitched, the rest of the world continued with their own shit|10|For targeting Muslims in a Muslim-filled country|18|E--|Albanian Tarrant wannabe}}
{{Wanted|0}}
=== See Also ===
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Did a better job at removing kebabs than this guy.
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Fire Emblem, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibend}}
On the day 22nd October, 2017, 17-year-old Sascha I., rampaged through the town of Flums, in Switzerland, wounding 7 people before being shot by responding officers and arrested.
=== Attack ===
[[File:SaschaVK.jpg|thumb|left|450px|Sascha's VKontakte, where he was hollering about edgy dark humor things and Al-Qaeda.]]
On that day, Sascha, our [[Hero|terrorist]], set ablaze his home and grabbed a pair of scissors and an axe and began scoring out. He first, saw a couple with a baby aboard in his stroller, and Sascha, freak out and began scoring, hitting the 2 while they were shouting and making the baby fell off the stroller, unintentionaly scoring him, without getting the full kill and continued the gameplay. A local, recorded the gameplay footage. After that, he stole a car, like in GTA and crashes his car, far away from its last scoring spot. Minutes later, on a gas station, begins scoring out some more, hitting 4 people before the police caught him. First, the police shot him with a taser, but Sascha still wanted to attack them with his axe. Police, responded again by shooting him once, wounding him. He sadly got V& after he got shot.
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FlumsCrime.jpeg|The real perpetrator of this amoklauf.
FlumsCrime2.png|Where the bloodbath ended.
SaschaIV&.jpeg|Getting V&.
FlumsAttackTimeline.jpg|Timeline of the amoklauf
SaschaBusted.jpg|Where he crashed his car after GTA
SaschaVkontakte.png|[[Artyom Kazantsev|Totally not nazi]]
SaschaIAnalFistingTrainer.png|[[Faggot|Totaly not gay]], [[Adam Lanza|Totaly not a kiddie annihilator]].
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=== Rant ===
{{GradedScore|0|7 wounded|2|Go for the neck, faggot|5|Sperged out on a town without a criminal record|2|German media talked about him and swiss.[[Shit nobody cares about|Nobody cares actually]]|5|For having a [[Cringe|lulzy]] VKontakte profile|14|F+|Scheiß auf dich, lettische Schwuchtel! LOL}}
{{Wanted|1}}
=== C Also ===
*[[Friedrich Leibacher]] - Swiss who got a better high score
'''Sergey Lepnev''' (Сергей лепнев), was a russian military student who on March 9th, 1997, opened fire with an AK rifle on the military school where he was a pupil, killing 6 and wounding 2 others before surrendering to a drill instructor.
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LepnevV&Colour.jpeg|Now on colour
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Lepnev_and_bitches.jpeg|He and his sexy comrade bitch (both on the middle left)
SergeyLAllegedPicture.jpeg|Alleged picture of Sergey, looking as Private Joker from Full Metal Jacket movie.
LepnevMassacre.png|Alleged picture of his shooting
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=== Graded Score ===
{{GradedScore|6|2 injured|16|Had a good aim after all|15|Military prank went wrong|3|Forgotten to the annals of Ruskie history|5|Not everyone attacks a military school|45|D|Could done the job if he didn't surrendered too fast.}}
*[https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9C%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5_%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%B8%D0%B9%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B2%D0%BE_%D0%B2_%D0%9A%D0%B0%D0%BC%D1%8B%D1%88%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D1%83%D1%87%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%89%D0%B5 TOW coverage]
*[https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamyshin_school_massacre English version, on Simple English Wikipedia]
Siavash was a 22-year-old soldier in the [[Iran]]ian air force. One day, he'd had enough and ran off from his army post, taking with him a [[gun]] and a fuckton of ammo.
Some days later on November 26th 1998, Siavash crashed a stolen van into a motorcycle causing quite a ruckus. He tried to make an escape, but ended up gunning down 6 people in a shootout with police and civilians. Two days of intense searching later, another police standoff began where Siavash killed 8 more people, 5 of which were cops, until ultimately being outgunned.
{{GradedScore|14||12| |10|Rogue soldier.|4|Just another day in Iran.|15|Cop-killer.|55|D+|Lets be soldiers:Azn Mudslim edition}}
Sicelo was an 22 year old druggie and dagga addict who went amok on the morning of 16th july 2009 with a little spear and a knife.
===Life===
In october 2006, 3 years before the bloodfest, his stepfather died and he obiously [[Waaaambulance|cried between 2 weeks]]. After that, the schizo druggie of Sicelo was send to the local [[Insane|psychisatric hospital]] between 2 months. Later, he went to live with her sister, but he soon went to live in the mountain town of Ncabaneni with his grandmother, an old redneck who didn't care about everything because she was also drug addict. Dlamini, forgot his medication for 2 months and his [[ADHD]] and Schizophrenia levels increased when he stopted taking Dagga drugs (which is a alternative for marihuana). First, the day before his bloodbath (July 15), he asked a student from V student if she wanted to [[EDP445|go out with him]]. He allegedly said he was going to ask for permission to speak to her from the school Principal, and if he refused he would sort him out. And of course, he refused.
===The Fail===
The next day, a student greeted him like an NPC and when he asked Sicelo what he had come for, he told him that he was there to sort the problem out with the Form V student he tried to ask and the Principal. Sicelo the schizophrenic drug addict, armed himself with a dwarf spear and his granny's knife and entered a classroom at 7:30 AM with his weapons hidden on his clothes. Then, pulls out the spear and starts shouting ''[[Moonspeak|phumani la]]'' ([[GTFO|go away]]), and then starts his schizo attack after students run from him, murdering a girl and wounding 10 more before being stoned to death by a mob of angry students who chased him while he was hidding on local places on the town. The rampage lasted about 30 minutes.
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===Graded Score===
{{GradedScore|1|A cocksucker student|2|Swazi's worst fail|5|[[Alex Hribal|Sk00l St4bb1ng]]|5|Lulz in Eswatini, South Africa didnt covered the news.|20|For doing it in drugs|33|D-|No one cares}}
'''Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson''' (Sigurbjorn Ingi Dorvaldsson in [[English|Normal scripture]]) was the first and only school shooter in the entire history of iceland.
On Janaury 6, 1957, he went to Hveragerði, a man he knew that had a rifle, he asked Hveragerði if he could give him the rifle, lying that he needed it for a calf who broke its leg, and wanted it to euthanize it, Hveragerði was not Weirded out by the request, so he gave Sigurbjorn the rifle.
Sigurbjorn then went to the Horticultural school in Reykir, sat down with a guy and ate launch with him, since this was the late 50's and occured in a Small isolated Island in Europe, people didn't suspect anything of a random guy entering a school with a gun.
After finishing with his launch, he played chess with some people, after the game he got up and went to the Kitchen of the Cafeteria, where his fiancé, Konkordía Jónatansdóttir (19), was alongside four other women.
Sigurbjorn asked the Housekeeper if there was more Milk, before turning to Konkordía, saying "Well, my dia" and pointing the rifle to her abdomen, and firing.
=== Graded Score ===
{{GradedScore|1|Only murdered one target|1|Came in and shot someone, no one saw it coming|1|Said a one-liner before killing his bitch, so kinda stylish|1|No one cared|5|For being the first Icelandic mass shooter|8|F--|Hopefully we will get better Icelandic shooters}}
'''Thaddeus [[Gen Z|Gyatt]]''' was a 26-year-old Jamaican [[Lazy|hard-working]] labourer and part-time [[Rapper|musician]] who became nation-wide famous in Jamaica, which was not independent from the British yet, for slashing and dismembering 8 people, and injuring 14 people.
=== Background ===
Several days before the [[Fun|massacre]], Hyatt had been feeling paranoid and kept saying he was being persecuted by {{glow|Police informers}} & that people also started hating him and [[Duh|were reporting him to the popo for making threats that he would murder people to cleanse and "fix up" Labryinth of the {{glow|Police informers}} and his stoopid H8ters]], which would become true on March 30, [[Before the internets|1959]].
=== Victims ===
* Joseph Henry, Unknown age
* Jasper Hoilett, Unknown age
* Clovis Benjamin, Unknown age
* Hannah Bennett, 75 years old, [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|23px]]
* Warren Bennett, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]
* Grace Wilmot, 4 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]
* Walvin Wilmot, 2 years old, [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png|23px]]
{{GradedScore|8|Yuh gaan!|10|Train better with that machete|10|Caribeaner gone mad!|5| only shocked people in Jamaica|5|For being the second deadliest Caribeaner killah|38|D|Yuh are da Jamaican patriot, Ombre!}}
{{Wanted|2}}
=== See Also ===
* '''[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana|Axel Rudakubana]]''' - Another [[Nigger|charcoal-colored]] Hack'N'Slasher, this time an autistic Rwandan.
* '''[[Jiverly Wong]]''' - Hyatt is basically Wong but Black, same level of batshitery, but commited his [[High score]] with some melee weapons, and did it 50 years prior.
=== External Links ===
* '''[https://www.facebook.com/groups/iamjamaica/permalink/3148203115199663/?locale=en_US Shitty teaser about a book based around this event I found on Facebook, lol]'''
* '''[https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2012/12/01/thaddeus-hyatt-warned-that-blood-would-run-in-labryinth-st-mary/ Thaddeus Hyatt warned that blood would run in Labryinth, St. Mary ]''' - '''[[Media|JamaicaObserver]]'''
Tristan, was a 24 year old god hater who sperg out in a mall on 9th april 2011, the birthday of [[Eric Harris|Saint Harris]], pwning 6 and harming 16 before [[An Hero|An Heroing]] in Albert Heijn inside the Ridderhof mall.
===Lore===
Even though Tristan is a schizophrenic, he was a good student. He never interrupted without doing something meaningful, just faggotry. His worst mistake was spilling a lot of red paint, which we assume was in his schizophrenic stage and gave him paranoia. Anyway, he got a job at a warehouse company and he took the famous photo of him acting like a [[Gangsta|gangster]]. Years later, his schizophrenia completely isolated him from society and his father made a painting for his schizophrenic son to remember him, but to no avail. That bastard Tristan bought several weapons, including a semi-automatic rifle for his massive trolling.
===The Amok Day===
After thinking many times about why God hated him, he wrote that he should murder God and his creatures. After that, he heads to the Ridderhoff shopping center, where dressed in a black sweatshirt, with 2 guns and military pants, he gets out of the car and murders a Syrian who was in front of him. Then, he starts shooting through the mall hallways, killing 4 people and injuring 16. One of them, a 60-year-old man, had a heart attack and went to hell with the others. After the shooting, he goes to the checkout counters at the Albert Heijn supermarket and shoots himself in the head.
LIEDVOORTRISTAN.jpeg|The painting his father did to his hellspawn son.
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{{GradedScore|6||7|You should go more days to shooting range|10|Birthday party style|7|Forgotten in 1 day. But in the Netherlands was moar lulz|0||30|E+|Bring better shooters.}}
Uroš Blažić, a 21-year-old man, killed 9 people and injured 13 others in the villages of Mladenovac and Smederevo.
<br><center>'''The Shooting'''</center><br>
On 4th may 2023, Uroš was in the courtyard of his home with some friend when a discussion breaks. He, angry, tooks his Kalashnikov rifle and starts a shooting in Dubona. Then, Uroš wents to Malo Orašje where he shot more people and fastly, calls a taxi that took him to Vinjište, near Kragujevac where he hided from police. after several minutes, Uroš was V& by police.
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{{GradedScore|9||13|Unraped|5|Discuss shooting|7|Overshadowed by other incidents|0||34|D-|Forgotten forever.}}
Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky, was the 15 year old Stoubtsy school stabber, who killed a 17 year old student and a 53 year old teacher before getting V&.
===Background===
15-year-old Vadim Miloshevsky, was a child that [[False|every parent can only dream about]]. He was [[Retard|intelligent]], quiet, polite, had good grades, attended classes religiously and never caused any troubles whatsoever. Vadim also successfully played [[Soccer|football]] and was a crucial part of the school team.
===THE ATTACK===
At 7:40 a.m. of 11 February, [[2019]], our [[loser|hero]] Vadim Miloshevsky came to the [[battlefield|school]], entered his regular and boring history class, left his backpack at his desk and begin to score. First, stabbed his 53-year-old teacher Marina Parchimovich in the neck and chest, without saying a word. Two of Vadim’s classmates tried to save her from the death, but were injured for being absolutley useless. Then, he went to another classroom, and attacked 17-year-old [[zoomer]] Alexander Romanov. Just as Marina Parchimovich that died before an ambulance could arrive, Alexander didn’t have any chance of survival and [[epic win|died epicly in the hands of his father]]. Meanwhile the attacker attempted to enter other classrooms, but was not successful because terrified students barricaded the doors. Pissed off Vadim left the school. At 10:10 a.m. he was V& on the street with his bloody knife on him. Police found in his backpack a hammer, firecrackers and [[Sebastian Bosse|smoke bombs]]. Vadim’s classmates that suffered serious, but not life threatening injuries were attended to a local hospital.
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Viateur was one of the 1.000 soldiers in the old Rwanda. On the 10th may 1998, he went to a local bar to drink a lot of beer. After getting drunk, Viateur and his drunk friends went to the military barracks of death around 8PM. Viateur went rambo with a Sub-machine gun killing 6 fellas and injuring 3 more before his fellow comrade shot him in the head.
=== Graded Score ===
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Zaniar Matapour is a 42-year-old [[Iran]]ian who immigrated to [[Norway]] when he was 12, and would 30 years later in [[2022]] shoot up a [[gay]] bar with a pistol and what was described by [[Faggots|bystanders]] as an "automatic weapon", yet managed to do absolutely terrible and get tackled to the ground by some [[Dyke|butch dyke]]. The attack's strategic timing resulted in [[Gay|Oslo Pride]] getting cancelled, causing unimaginable butthurt for Norwegian multiculti faggots around the country.
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Zaniar is, in a sense, the [[Mudslime|islamist]] counterpart of [[Philip Manshaus]], as they both got terrible scores and got tackled to the ground by one of their would-be victims in a humiliating fashion.
PST (Norwegian [[FBI]]) had Zaniar on their radar as early as [[2015]] due to him being affilliated with other known Mudslime-supremacists. In earlier years he had gotten arrested for posession of 150 grams of [[cocaine]] which he'd hidden in a public bathroom at a shopping mall, as well as attempted murder.
He also [https://www.document.no/2022/08/13/kristian-valen-jeg-ble-overfalt-av-terrorsiktet/ beat the fuck out of a Norwegian comedian] who was banging his sister in [[2016]]. Police did nothing due to "lack of information".
Shortly before the shooting Zaniar was stopped in a car along with fellow high-profile Islamist and mediawhore Arfan Bhatti, who is now on the lam as a wanted fugitive.
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This page contains small sections regarding some of the Notable Losers who have not had their own article made due to there being too little information, too little lulz or simply nobody having made their article yet.
After an argument with his best friend at a new-year party, 18-year-old Abel retrieved his hunting rifle and returned to kill everyone attending the party and finish it all off by killing himself. Using his ancient Inuit hunting skills, he shot eight people right in the face including his brother, who would go on to be the only survivor. After finishing his rampage, he returned home and went to sleep, being v& the next morning.
Being considered too dangerous to serve a sentence in a semi-open Greenlandic prison, Abel was sent to Denmark for detention. After 25 years, he was released on parole in 2015, even though he was charged for smuggling hashish to Greenland a year prior.
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Graded Score
Kill count:
7/20
Accuracy:
15/20 Only headshots.
Style:
5/20 Butthurt party shooter and pussied out of an hero.
Adam Labus was a Polish man who pwned three people and a single one in Eching and Freising in Germany on February 19, 2002, before becoming an hero.
Labus after becoming an hero
What happened?
On the morning of February 19, 2002, Labus shaved his head like a military man, also dressed in a military camouflage clothing, and took a cab to his former workplace where he had been fired a week earlier. There the perpetrator killed two people and then drove to the Freising business school he had attended, killing the principal and seriously wounding a religion professor before killing himself with a shot to the head.
2 months after his lulzfest, another hero as the name of Robert Steinhäuser shots his school where he got expelled and killed 17. Also Rob becamed a hero.
Graded Score
Kill count:
3/20
Accuracy:
18/20 Not bad
Style:
10/20 Small school shooter who inspired a big school shooter
Butthurt:
8/20 In Deutschland and other European neighbour, people freaked out for just a week
On a cold February in 2017, our hero, Adam Purinton†, an air traffic controller, warrior for Christ, and most importantly, a Pakistani patriot noticed Indian invaders at the bar with him while he was watching a basketball game. Seeing these filthy beasts drink alongside him, he left in anger in his old truck, came back with his Taurus pistol and shot at the enemies of Pakistan, killing one and injuring the other before a Liberal white man defended these animals, getting shot in the process. Purinton, being the pussy he is, drove away in his truck, evaded the feds, and even made it 82 miles away to Clinton, Missouri, but he got drunk at a bar and confessed his attack, and was subsequently V&.
On November 29, 2023, on the town of Kadzidło, Poland, 18-year-old Albert Gut, a professional mogger, dressed with military clothes and wearing a mask, stabbed 2 of his classmates, wounding them before trying to commit an hero and failing.
On May 20, 2025, in Pirkkala, Finland, some 16-year-old edgelord teenager by the name of Alex LukaTapio Mäkinen attacked three girls in the hallway, wounding them with his mommy's kitchen knife he stole from her cabinet, while filming, before being v& by the police. Alex had plans to kill girls, but only managed to wound them, the loser. Alex used ChatGPT to write his manifesto.
A 19 year old Andrei Chikatilo Fanatic who entered with a meat cleaver in a kindergarten killing 3 children and a teacher and injured another teacher before being arrested and sentenced to life in prision.
Graded Score
Kill count:
4/20 First latvian school killer but left an injured teacher.
Accuracy:
18/20 Not bad for a noob
Style:
10/20 Hack N'Slash with a meat cleaver
Butthurt:
2/20 Nobody cared except Latvia
Bonus:
10/20 for being first school killer in Latvia and the biggest one.
Alfonso Lama, was the 52 year old Argamasilla the Calatrava shooter who sniped dead his neighbour, a policemen and injured his father and a civil guard before being shot by a guardia civil.
THE SHOOTING
On 26th october 2022, in a redneck town called Argamasilla de Calatrava, our hero Alfonso, after a discussion with his father, punches him in the head who survived escaping his schizo son while bleeding. Alfonso, pissed off, grabs a telescopic sight rifle and shoots his neighbour (José Luis) failing the first shot. José Luis was killed by a mass bleeding in the leg. The police and the civil guard comes to Alfonso's house and Alfonso shots 3 bullets. Alfonso father, tries to help and the special forces tried to vigilate the shooter. Alfonso, shots indiscriminately a national police car injuring a police officer. After shoting him, Alfonso snipes to death another policeman. A Loomis car, gets some shots by Alfonso and a civil guard is injured in the leg. Another civil guards, reached Alfonso's house and killed Alfonso.
On August 26, 1990, 2 brothers who had quarrels with the enemy family and killed the enemy family (Cabanillas Family) with a pair of pump-action shotguns. Later, both got V& and sentenced to prison for making a columbine in the village.
La historia
Both families, had disputes over lands and marriages. They are all incestuous and fucked each other. Also, one of the brothers of the family Izquierdos/Patapelas, who died in prison, killed one of the cabanillas/Amadeos family, causing the other family to kill Antonio and Emilio's mother by burning her, scoring 1 in Fire Emblem. Pissed off both, decided to pack the shotguns for one of the lulziest days in Extremaduran and Spanish history.
La Masacre de Puerto Hurraco
The pair, lied to their sisters saying that they were going to catch some turtle doves with their pump-action shotguns. Arriving on the village, they began the massacre, killing 3 sisters, daughters of Antonio Cabanillas, the enemy. When Cabanillas got out and asked the brothers, both shot him dead. After that, the pair went on shooting spree, scoring anyone around. They killed 5 extra kills and wounded 12 before fleeing. Antonio, on the next day, was captured by policemen when he was aiming to them, asking to an hero by police. Emilio was also found later and V&.
Both were sentenced to 684 years in prison and their sisters 62 and 49 years on prison.
On 2006, Emilio died from a cardiac arrest and was found dead on prison. On 2010, Antonio An Heroed in prison hanging himself with a pair of blankets.
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“
Antes de salir, nos tomamos un Lexatin de 3 miligramos para que no nos temblara el pulso al apretar el gatillo
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—The bros' on the plan
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Before leaving, we took a 3-milligram Lexatin so that our pulse wouldn't shake when we pulled the trigger.
Incelspic who decided to take his fugly AR-15 to his local mall in Arizona, managing to kill no one while sprayin' and prayin' at random shit. He attempted to berate a woman he kinda shot about how he is an incel and how it's somehow her fault, but he trips up over his own words and his lack of social skills around women really shows. Because he decided to livestreamed the shit on snapchat, he could only fire his AR with one hand. No wonder his score was piss poor.
Graded Score
Kill count:
0/20 3 fucking people injured.
Accuracy:
0/20
Style:
2/20 Fired the Gun with one hand like a gangsta.
Butthurt:
1/20 Tad bit of attention, but ultimately forgotten to the annals of history.
This nerd opened fire in his school located in Maryland with a Glock 9mm. He then became an hero once confronted by a pig.
He was 17 at the time of the shooting and was so upset about breaking up with his ugly ass ex that he decided to (try to) kill her. She remains in critical condition while this loser is dead. Nothing of value was lost.
On July 3, 2024, our brave little pup, known as Avraham Ben Israel✡ was helping his masters patrol the warm beach known as Gaza and keep the dangerous beasts known as Goyim away, when he spotted an innocent disabled person evil Hamas terrorist begging for food by the name of Mohammed Bhar☪ so he rushes towards Mohammad to brutally bite and maim him (as the Talmud permits our canine companion to do. By the end, Avraham had eaten Bhar, and pro-palestine crybabies on TwitterBawwed at the attack before the top juden said "Oy Vey" and shut it down
Babby was a 32-year-old soldier who got pissed off after his son died and was buried in his absence, and carried out a mass shooting on 22nd july 2023 as revenge. He was arrested and sentenced to death.
Graded Score
Kill count:
13/20 Pwned
Accuracy:
18/20 2 NPCs survived
Style:
15/20 Pissed off father
Butthurt:
6/20 Shown on british news web. Other countries talked about other shit
Bahram Jeshapur (Goatsexnese: بهرام جشان پور) was an Iranian man who, on February 17, 2024, killed 12 members of his family and injured 3 more while they were sleeping, then tried to flee before being shot dead by security forces.
He was born in Wenen, Natal, South Africa, on July 15, 1965, when he was barely 18 fucking months, his mother fucking killed herself, after this they told him it was an accident, he believed this for the rest of his life until the massive pwnage.
On November 8, 1988, seven days before ze mass shooting, he shot a random negress and injured another one with a 9mm ViktorPistol, his service pistol, as a way to prepare for the attack.
Finally, the day arrived, November 15, dressed in camo while carrying his pistol, two magazines, and 200 lose rounds, he started shooting the people who's skin wasn't as white as snow, he continued killing and injuring more and more darkies, some hid and others ran, then it ended when Strydom, had an awfully retard moment . He left his pistol on a counter, making it very easy for someone take it, which Simon Mukondoleli, a black taxi driver who had been following him during the shooting, did.
He took Strydom's pistol and pointed it at him. Strydom just raised his hands and said the most action movie-esque quote.
Barry Dale Loukaitis was a 14-year-old bullied and depressed loser who decided to take out his anger on the local class newbs by playing unconsensual "Cowboys And Indians" in class with a stolen revolver, being cited as screeching "This sure beats the hell out of algebra, doesn't it?" before getting pinned down by his bullies and v& for life.
Stephen King's novel, Rage, is no longer in print because of this event. In a gun control essay written by King, he seemingly forgot what he wrote in his own novel and erroneously attributes the aforementioned quote as a reference to his novel even though it doesn't appear anywhere in the book.
It was a warm morning on May 15, 2023, in Farmington,New Mexico when 18 year old manlet Beau Wilson would attempt to get the high score in his shitty New Mexico neighborhood. He would go to pwn only 3 elderly women before losing in a 2v1 shootout to the piggies.
The shooting
Beau had enough of being a virgin manlet. After stealing two pistols from his family and already owning an AR-15 he began to shoot at random houses and cars as he walked outside. Shooting a total of seven houses and eleven cars. 4 minutes into his lulzfest two police officers would start to catch up to Wilson. Wilson would exchange gunfire with the piggies, injuring the both of them, however since Wilson could not aim for shit he lost the gunfight pretty quickly. Racking up 3 frags he barely outscored couch cuck. Wilson fired a total of 150 shots, incredible aim he had.
Ben Jebir☪ was a 28-year-old Tunisian farmer who, on March 25, 1985, shot 12 people dead in the town of El Fahs before an heroing via shotgun mouthwash.
Life
There is barely any information on Mr. Jebir, considering this shooting was only mentioned by Western media for a few minutes before being forgotten.
The only thing known about this dubious sand nigger is that he had been in a Tunis mental hospital several times.
Bjørn-Edvard lived in Ballangen, Norway for several years. He was a member of a metal band called "Confidence", playing the drums.
The stabbing
After borrowing money from some 21-year-old wannabe gangster, Bjørn-Edvard bought a batch of hashish which he planned to sell to make up for his loan and turn a small profit. Unfortunately, some 50-year-old hag smoked up his investment behind his back sending Bjørn into great distress as he had no plan B to pay back the young loan-shark. After snorting a fuck ton of speed and being super paranoid for several days, Bjørn recieved a phone call from his benefactor, telling him to come outside and join him for a little drive. Bjørn, in his paranoid and drug addled state sensed something fishy about this, and armed himself with and concealed a kitchen knife before entering the car. After strapping on his seatbelt, he quickly noticed another man in the car. The loan shark rode shotgun while the other thug drove. Sensing trouble, Bjørn asked them to stop before crossing a bridge so he could visit a friend, but the car kept going until it suddenly slowed down after crossing the bridge. Bjørn decided this was his only chance to escape certain death at the hands of these thugs, grabbed his knife and stabbed wildly at the people infront of him, causing the driver to lose control and smash his vehicle into a rock wall. After the threats were neutralized, Bjørn exited the car, flagged down a passerby and hijacked his car, making his escape. After losing his 2-star wanted level, Bjørn hit up some friends to smoke up, revealing his activities to them during his visit. A few hours later, Bjørn turned himself in to the authorities.
Aftermath
The loan shark (21-year-old Martin Liebraaten) died almost instantly, having been stabbed 17 times in the chest and neck. The driver lay in a coma for a considerable time before recovering, experiencing minor disabilities with his previously sliced up right hand. Bjørn was sentenced to 15 years in prison.
Release
As of 2023, it seems Bjørn has been released as he is now posting cryptic stuff on Facebook again.
19-year-old autistic and ADHD-ridden zoom zoom zoomer goes to town on a hobo with a kitchen knife. Why? He was obsessed with serial killers (even gaining the nickname "Dahmer" at his high school) and wanted to replicate them. He also had a history of behavioral issues, bullying others, and just generally being a dick.
After shanking the homeless dude, he brought his head, hands and ID home, then went back to the murder site before driving his car into a nearby lake while he was disposing evidence. His dad found a shitton of blood on he back of the car, so he searched inside, finding the a knife and his victim's ID in his car. His parents get suspicious, so his mom then decides to search his room, finding the fucking head in the closet, which Brian was storing, for some reason. Seeing as how he had ADHD, it's no wonder why he forgot to dispose of the evidence. His autism also makes him very clingy to inanimate objects, hence why he wanted to bring the body parts home.
All in all, this is an interesting example of a zoomer who became hyperfixated on serial killers instead of mass shooters. Of course, kid forgot this isn't the 80s anymore. Forensic sciences are actually good now so he got caught right away and couldn't actually carry out a series of lulzy killings to qualify for the Tactical Espionage Action leaderboard, lel.
Graded Score
Graded Score
Kill count:
1/20 "No! Stop! What are you doing? Stop!"
Accuracy:
20/20 Shunk a vegetable chopper right into a dirty hobo's heart
Style:
2/20 "Serial" killer gets caught after his first victim
Yet another autist obsessed with serial killers and mass murder. Similarly to Brian above, he decided to embark on his noble journey to become a serial killer, this time being MUCH more successful and managing a full FOUR KILLS in only one night with a ka-bar knife before fleeing the scene. He got away with it FOR OVER A MONTH before the Party Van finally caught up with him, matching his DNA to that of a knife sheath found at the scene. He was arrested and originally planned to "prove" his innocence as a trial before just giving up and pleading guilty to avoid getting the chair. During his legal proceedings, he was diagnosed with autism and OCD, so it's no wonder he was so hyperfixated on the topic of murder.
Notice how, unlike Brian, he actually managed to evade authorities for well over a month, most likely due to his research he did as a criminology student. Would've most definitely kept killing people if he got away with it.
Graded Score
Graded Score
Kill count:
4/20 All in a night's work
Accuracy:
13/20 Left two survivors
Style:
10/20 Almost got away with it!
Butthurt:
10/20 Would've been much more lulzy if he actually sat around for a full trial instead of pleading guilty
Bonus:
5/20 For playing on melee in Assaultrifleland and walking away with a decent score.
Total Score: 42/100 (D-)
Keep better track of your murder accessories and maybe you could've become the next Ted Bundy.
Cuck Ryan DeSoto is a midget-sized cardboard-colored manlet who on February 12, 2013, crashed his car and started slashing and stabbing 14 Nipponese tourists, killing 3 of them and injuring 11.
Chase Garvey was an ugly ginger boy who, on July 6, 2024, had a fit of cuck rage over his ex-GF attending a birthday party that he wasn't invited to. After killing her and three others, he drove off, fled from the pigs, and an hero'd. He was also a pedophile who raped a 13-year-old girl he met on Snapchat.
Graded Score
Graded Score
Kill count:
4/20
Accuracy:
11/20 4 killed, 3 injured
Style:
0/20 Cuck, ginger, child rapist. Pick a struggle, man
Christian Hartmann, a 21-year-old student, entered a computer lab and opened fire on his ex-girlfriend Renata Alves, killing her, and wounded her boyfriend, Winston Goldoni, before becoming An Hero.
Background
Christian Hartmann had been in a relationship with Renata Alves, which ended weeks before the incident. After the breakup, sources close to him reported that Hartmann showed signs of emotional instability and possessive behavior. Renata later began a relationship with Winston Goldoni, which reportedly intensified the personal conflicts between Hartmann and the couple. It is known that his father, Paulo Rodolpho Hartmann, died before him.
SHOOTING FUCK
The attack took place in a computer lab at the polytechnic school. Hartmann entered armed and shot directly at Alves and Goldoni. Renata Alves died at the scene from her gunshot wounds. Winston Goldoni was wounded but survived after receiving medical attention. After the shooting, Hartmann took his own life inside the same lab.
Loadout
Class Setup
Item
Accessories/Bonus
Primary: Browning Pistol
daddy's Navy-supplied handgun 17-24 Damage
Graded Score
Graded Score
Kill count:
0/20 Kill 1
Accuracy:
0.5/20 Ok?
Style:
3/20 Well
Butthurt:
4/20 ...
Bonus:
0/20
Total Score: 7.5/100 (F-------------)
A forgotten case that deserves to be remembered more than Suzano's
On Labor Day 2024, our Hero of the DayDamian Haglund decided he was sick of the bullying and headed out to his middle school with a dogshit improvised arsenal consisting of two BB rifles, two Molotov cocktails, 2 steel kitchen knives and a propane tank. The harsh truth? This kid wasn't even trying to achieve mass murder. He just wanted the cops to shoot him dead, which is exactly what he got.
Daniil Monakhov is a fat Ruskie who committed his shooting in 2020, during the scamdemic. He killed four people and wounded two more before committing suicide. He was obsessed with Columbine and was known for threatening a school shooting and found ED butts sexy. He posted several Columbine references on social media.
David Grigorevich Jakeladze or Jakeladze David (Джакеладзе Давид), was a 15-year-old kazakh boy who on February 13th, 2023, a day before Saint Valentine's day, went to school, school nº4 of Petropavl, Kazakhstan with an axe and slashed 3 students, 2 of them severely and being rushed to the ICU before he was V&.
Attack
Near the bathroom, in the hallway, he spotted 3 students: Adiya Asylbekova , Vladislav Gorbachenko and Marat Besikeev from 10th and 9th grade. David, who had a creepy ass mask and was armed with an axe and a knife, attacked every student. One of the bys suffered wound in the head, but they were not serious to be considered severely wounded. The others had severe wounds in other limbs and were rushed to the hospital, while David, tried to commit suicide, but he pussied out at the last moment and decided to get arrested.
On September 10, 2025, in Evergreen, Colorado, 4 minutes, just 4 fucking minutes after Charlie Kirk's death, some 16-year-old kid named Desmond Holly, armed with a snubnosed revolver, went to his high school and went apeshit. During his quick shooting spree, Desmond only managed to wound 2 people (even Solomon Henderson did better) before he an hero'd via revolver mouthwash. Also groomed by 764 and put a Sayori sticker on his gun. Here's hoping he gets laid in Hell by his waifu, Sayori, just like otherheroes. Oh, and it was revealed he had an obsession with Natalie Rupnow.
Douglas Araya, was a spic taxi driver who went Cumbria in 2005, with his AK-47, a .38 revolver and another unknown pistol pwning 2 women and 3 men and wounding a single frag before an hero.
Lulzfest
On the small town of Paquera, in Costa Rica, Douglas was pissed off with his bitch, 23 year old Daris about her alimony. After realising he could high score on a country without a high score, grabbed his AK-47 and killed her. Douglas, after his first blood, drove to his former fuckbuddy, Patricia's house, and for fun, shots up her daughter and her new boyfriend, killing both and sparing her for some fucking reason. Then, continues his gameplay and droves to another couple's house, and workmate. The man, tried to defend his wife but failed and he died and his wife too. Near a bar, some random man tried to disarm douglas' banhammer, but failed and got some shots, wounding him. After that, he began his rambo shootings, injured nobody and left the village to commit an hero, ending his gameplay. He also left some letters explaining his motive.
Dylan Jesse Butler was an 17-year-old hero, Columbiner, tranny, and the first school shooter of 2024. On January 4, he/they shot up his school in Iowa with a fucking .22 revolver, and killed some 6th grader nigger and the principal before shooting himself.
Aside from school shootings, Dylan's hobbies included watching gore, thirstposting for femboys on Reddit, posting cringy videos to TikTok, and being fat and ugly. His Instagram page had his pronouns listed as "he/they", confirming this was yet another bloodthirsty tranny. His last post to TikTok showed him gearing up in the school bathroom and used the song "Stray Bullet" by KMFDM, the same song used by Pekka-Eric Auvinen for his final video.
in 2012, 18-year-old Eero geared up in a camouflage and got in position on a low rooftop and sniped random people outside a restaurant.
Prison life was not easy for Eero, as he was often subject to assault by other inmates. In 2013, infamous prisoner, gangster and murderer Joona Hasselqvist attacked Eero with burning fat, resulting in a prison brawl between the two.
After escaping prison in 2020, he was caught a few hours later.
Eero at the scene of the crime.
Where he was shooting (left) and where the bullets ended up (right)
Endrit Jorgji Llambraj, was a 19-year-old car wash worker who on May 11, 2010, committed a school shooting before he killed himself after he confronted police.
Shooting
On May 11th, 2010, Endrit, who drove from his natal town, Vlorë to Elbasan, armed with a 9mm pistol, entered the "Mahir Domi" high school in Elbasan city. In his pockets, he had a bit of cannabis sativa and more 9mm bullets. Endrit ordered the entire class to exit, except Gerta Ramazan Bahja, who was his crush. They met during a trip but Endrit was rejected by her, maybe on Failbook, maybe IRL, so he couldn't get laid. Endrit, so pissed off about, shot her 3 times in the head and killed her. Her body lied sat down in her chair, while her head lied in her desk. Endrit left the school and began a chasing with crossfire with police officers. Both failed every shots they effectuated and Endrit, who knew he came to an end, fled to cemetery and, after he signed his coffin in there, decided to an hero via brainwash, ending all his shitty rampage.
Erick Nescio卐 He's a faggot Argentinian who planned to commit a mass shooting at his old school. He was also a Brenton Tarrant fan, planning to surpass Javier Romero and Rafael Solich, and was going to become the first case of a Hispanic Tarrantulas, worse than usual, being a real son of a bitch. He posted his plans on the internet and the police ended up raping him.
Loadout
Class Setup
Item
Accessories/Bonus
Primary: SIEGE mask™
Double damage against NPCs in a educative institution Triple if they are in Brazil Sex Appeal stat cuts a quarter + Intelligence stat cuts in a half.
Another Eric and Dylan cock-rider who wanted to be the new Pekka-Eric Auvinen. However, she was such an idiot that she decided to reveal her fucking plans on social media, thus notifying the pigs who found her and promptly raped her fine ass. Remember how she wanted to become the next Pekka? Well, she ended up becoming Karma Hietanen instead (but sexier at least).
On 12th May 2013, A corrupt police officer by the name of Fekadu Nasha, pursued his ex-girlfriend an attempt to assassinate her. She hid in an unknown place and made Fekadu's corrupt retard go postal when trying to hunt her down. He hunted down 12 girls and injured 2 more before jumping into the river and hitting his head against a stone.
Game Over
Graded Score
Kill count:
12/20 Decent kill count
Accuracy:
18/20 2 girls went off
Style:
10/20 Crazy cop, traitorous wife
Butthurt:
1/20 Everything stays in rural Africa so no one shed tears in the first world
Geir Kaldahl was a 38-year-old boat mechanic with a terrible temper who ran amok in 2006 when his GF of 7 years came to break up with him after a long day of drinking. He ended up shooting her as well as his 79-year-old dad before drunk-driving to his ex-wife's house to continue his rampage. He rushed into the house, grabbed a knife and killed their 14-year-old son and injured her and her new boyfriend. He left again, this time heading to a gas station. Upon entering the gas station, Geir fired randomly into the wall and ceiling, wounding nobody, before he left again. As soon as cops caught up with him, he tried to make a run for it across a field before he was shot and injured, causing him to blow his brains out.
After surviving the ordeal, Geir's ex-wife became a drug addict.
Graded Score
Kill count:
3/20
Accuracy:
5/20 Didn't hit anybody in the gas station
Style:
7/20 Angry dad
Butthurt:
5/20
Bonus:
8/20 Alternated between gun and knife, but could have caused much more carnage
He had also told his 16-year-oldGF about his plans two weeks in advance, further explaining that his intention was to become famous enough after his shooting for some Brazilian cop TV-show to interview him after the fact, so that he could explain once and for all that he was totally NOT GAY!!!1 During parts of the shooting, the girlfriend and Genildo's 5-year-old daughter were with him, leaving just before the shootout with police.
Suicide Note
The reason I am writing these few lines is not to justify the wrong I have done, but it is only in this way that I can prove to the entire world, and can challenge those who wanted to prove that I was a homosexual, I was not, nor am I going to be [a homosexual] because of this claim, which is the reason for this tragedy. I don't feel like a normal person, after these lies have been told about me.
Here I write my final words, they may say I went crazy but even then I recommend everyone's souls to God.
And I hope God will forgive me for what I did, but it was my only solution. I hope this letter will be sent to J. Gomes, so he can disclose it to the public, and it may advise everyone not to bear false witness against other people.
I stop here because I can't go on.
I wish everybody a life in dignity which I had not.
I may even fail to avenge the death of my son, if I'm not able to do so.
It was difficult to live unaccepted in society, because of a single caboclo who told lies about me but now is dead.
I beg forgiveness from all who try to understand me. I did not do it for fun, but was forced to.
Still going on I leave a strong hug and a kiss to all my family, and my whole family no matter the religion, but let them all get together, and create a strong chain of prayer so that God may take care of my soul.
GOODBYE
TO
EVERYONE
Signed Jenildo
And you probably thought Arda was dogshit! Well, not. He lost his FOTY (Fail Of The Year, if we are talking about High Score, not Faggot Of The Year) because of this dude. The biggest failure of 2024 (besides that one beaner who tried committing mass murder with a fucking hammer of all things) is, of course, Glenn Litton, a homeless felon who decided to mix up the motives of an heroes like Aaron Bushnell with the extremely lulzy methods of pedophiles such as Adam Lanza and Thomas Hamilton! That's right, ladies and gents, On December 4, 2024, this retard shot up an elementary school BECAUSE OF MUH FREE PALESTINE!!! How is murdering little children who have nothing to do with an ongoing conflict thousands of miles away going to help the victims of said conflict? Well, uh... I don't think he had that part quite figured out. It doesn't really matter, either way, because this fucking spastic managed to get an incredible kill count of zero along with two bullet-rape injuries before deciding to become Aaron Bushnell's sugar daddy in hell.
On March 27th, 2023, 13-year-old Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira, nicknamed "Guilherme Reis", decided to stab up his school, directly wounding 5 people, one of whom was a 71-year-old teacher who fucking died of a heart attack during the rampage before 2 other teachers subsequently subdued him.
Motive
Days before his failure, the motive behind his Max Porta-styled chimpout, was when aforementioned teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, punished him for insulting a black classmate (despite Guilherme himself being an obviously mutted zambo Bruhzilian himself). As the average neonazi on 2020s, he menaced her saying that she will pay for that. So let's move on the payment day.
Payment day
On March 27, 2023, our Aryanhero Guilherme Rice, armed with a knife, wearing a cap and... A FUCKING SIEGE™ MASK, like any Bruhzilian schule chimpouter, entered the classroom, while CCTV was recording him and nabbed the old teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, in the back before she suffered a heart attack that finally killed her. Then, Guilherme began stabbing at other teachers, like our dago hero Max Porta, who's attack was similar (except Porta's chimpout replaced his cringe zoomer mask and neo nazi shit with a much more stylish crossbow), wounding 3 more teachers and a classmate. When entering another classroom, Guilherme tried to attack a young teacher and a fat teacher but didn't manage to hit any of them and they successfully disarmed Guilherme and subdued him. Later, Guilherme was V& by the cops. Months later, the jury sentenced him to a nuthouse named "CASA" in May 2023.
On February 28, 2016, an indian man named Hasnain Anwar Warekar (Also mentioned by other sources as Hasnel Anwar Warekar, Husnail Varekar, and Asnain Anwar Warekar) epically pwned half of his entire family during a singleplayer seassion of Hack N' Slash in the asian server.
The massacre
Hasnain spiked a few drinks and gave it to his parents, wife, two daughters, three sisters, four nephews and two nieces, before grabbing a large knife and slitting their throats and after killing them, he hung himself.
But why?
The authorities weren't able to find a motive, but according to them there were several:
Finacial debt
Heard a sibiling he raped tell the only surviving sister what happened
On January 21, 2023, Huu Can Tran Shot up a dance ballroom for lunar new year eve, killing 11 and injuring 9. He was born on August 15, 1950, and was an immigrant. He claimed to work for criminal service, and had mental issues. He used a semiautomatic variant of the Mac-10, which was illegal. Thanks for the gun laws for stopping this tragedy
Show his crush that he were brave enough to do a "bold act"
Iskander Khalfin (Искандер Хальфин in russian), was some 17-year-old animecel-emo looking teenager and student who on May 13th, 2019, held a hostage taking at his classroom in Putinstan, before he was V&.
カザン出身のオタク、イスカンデル... I mean: Искандер, отаку из Казани
His VK. Translation of the chats Iskander's friend: "...pussy with your sausage" Iskander: "She's alergic to grease" "A bunch of Os" Iskander's friend: "))))))" "Joke defended"
Our emo main character of the history, Iskander, after his crush called him "coward" and that he couldn't do a "bold act", he, pissed off, entered Kazan School nº7. does the name of the city sound similar to you? Anyways, so he entered his classroom, where literature classes were held and armed with a fake pistol and a knife, said loudly that this was a siege and ordered everybody to stay. The girls in the class pussied out and cried while the boys where freaking out like it was some kind of Vlad fan committing a second Kerch. Iskander told his teacher to go to the blackboard at the back of the class at "gunpoint". His siege was so shit that he forgot that 10 students escaped. While the teacher was mocking him, he didn't do anything to her, while he was standing at the class door. His shitty ass siege ended when police tackled him after they realized that he was so pussy for making a siege at his school, thinking that he could do a similar one like in his favorite anime. Iskander left only one wounded NPC, being the teacher, Tatyana Mukhina, who suffered a heart attack, after his attempt to mocking him was so lame that by stress, suffered that heart attack, but was quickly hospitalized, being the only victim of his shitty siege.
Gallery and Graded Score
His knife and the only useful weapon he brought to
JUMP!
Graded Score
Kill count:
0/20 '
Accuracy:
0.5/20 How to wound someone in the most lame manner
Style:
7/20 Not brave enough for his platonic love
Butthurt:
0.5/20 Only 1 news portal spoke about Iskander's fail
Yes (failed on his first try but eventually succeeded in 2011)
Iván Jesús Arancibia Navarro was a 47-year-old teacher from Shitle who had recently been fired from his job as a teacher due to being too strict on his pendejo students, who would've much rather jacked off than actually listen to his boring-ass lectures. On December 17, 1999, he (being inspired by recent martyrs) came to the school armed with his 3-year-old daughter and a pistol in a paper bag, which he used to shoot his asshole boss dead along with his daughter. He then swiftly went to a different school where his boss' boss worked, and shot the bastard dead too. Realizing he only had one bullet dead, he decided to commit a handgun mouthwash, but epically failed and survived. After spending a couple of months hospitalized, he was eventually found not guilty by reason of insanity and let off the hook with no prison time.
Depressed at how he accidentally pwned his fuckable loli daughter, he put a bag over his head and became An Hero in 2011.
Graded Score
Kill count:
3/20 Bare minimum.
Accuracy:
20/20 NO bullets were wasted. Respect.
Style:
8/20 Columbine copycat, at least he was original enough to do it as a teacher instead of a student
Butthurt:
3/20 Noone cares about Latinx shootings.
Bonus:
15/20 Acquitted + eventual An Hero bonus makes up for the suicide fail.
Jackson, pissed off about an alleged cucking on him about his thot and a medicine college student, grabs a whole bunch of AK-47 ammo, his AK-47 rifle and a knife, and began his Let's be Cops Africa Edition X COD Zambia gameplay in the college where the student was cheating there. He's invisible to anyone till he stabbed the cucker Nike Fungulwa in the head, shoulder and arm. His aim was so bad that when he tried to kill another student, he only wound her in the left leg. He was the first school shooter in Zambia after this fail. Then, injures another student (Andrew Zimba) in the leg and thigh. He finally killed somebody when he found his thot, talking with 2 mechanics (probably ready to make a trio, like the bitch she was). He shot the 2 mechanics, Dickson and Albert, one in the chest and leg, seriously, again in the fucking leg? and another in the head, banning them off. Mwanza, shot his thot in the arm, wounding her before he fled off the college for 1 day. Jackson, was fastly located hiden on the Chainama Golf Course. When a whole bunch of pissed officers catched him, Mwanza, an heroed by a shot in the stomach, dying. Mwanza, will be remembered not as the failedUneko. He would be remembered as the Golf cuck and the Medicine student cuck.
James Oliver Seevakumaran, was some 30-year-old student at the Central University of Florida who on March 18, 2013, tried to carry out a massacre at his University. He pulled out the University's fire alarm, just to thwart his attack by himself. During the preparation, police broke into his room and James shit off his pants before he an hero via Pistol Brainwash.
Video
Police breaks into his room. Notice the scary ass sound of the fire alarm.
Jason James Burr, was a 34-year-old man who on May 16, 2014, went nuts inside a hospital in Cache Valley, Utah, in America, before he was shot and arrested by he police.
The failure
On that friday May 16, 2014, Jason, who was tired as fuck from job and after hearing moaning inside his home, opened quickly the door, and saw his wife, cowgirling some random woman, to do a amateur lesbian porn video. Jason, noticed he was cucked by his wife and begins kicking some upholstery in his home and then, he angrily tooks two pistols and instead of scoring his wife and her lesbian lover, he drove to the Cache Valley hospital and asked some ER attendants that he had to visit a medic. After being declined, pissed off, shouted, "I'm going to kill you" and began shooting at random things, hitting nobody before police, who wasn't smart enough to taser him, shot him in the chest and severely wounded Jason. Jason was later arrested after he recovered.
Rant
Graded Score
Kill count:
0/20 '
Accuracy:
0/20 Loser
Style:
1/20 Even the Couch cuck was a better cuck than you.
On August 4th, 2000, a fat loser and student named Javier Ignacio Romero, 19, fed up with being nicknamed "Pantriste" by his classmates, who teased him with this, waited for the class to end, pulled a .22 caliber revolver from his backpack, and shot them, killing one of them, Mauricio Salvador, 16, and wounding another at the entrance of Middle School No. 9 in Rafael Calzada. He also shot a kiosk, but no one was wounded. Javier was V& after the attack. Javier was declared not responsible for the crime and was finally admitted to a psychiatric hospital.
Background
Javier Ignacio Romero was the youngest of four siblings born to Bernardino Romero and Luisa Gómez. His father died in July 1983 of liver disease, when Romero was just two years old. A student at secondary school, he was frequently bullied, and his classmates often called him "Pantriste" (literally, "sad bread"), a reference to the main character of the 2000 Argentine animated film "Corazón, las alegrías de Pantriste," released the previous summer.
Shooting
On August 4, 2000, after school, Romero was leaving school when a student shouted "Hey, Pantriste!" from outside. Romero then pulled a short-barreled Bagual revolver (which reportedly legally belonged to his mother for self-defense) from his backpack, held it with both hands, and opened fire three times at the school entrance. The first bullet missed completely, the second grazed the ear of 18-year-old Gabriel Alfredo Ferrari, and the third struck 16-year-old Mauricio Ariel Salvador in the skull. Both victims had attended the same class as Romero. During the shooting, he allegedly shouted "Now you'll respect me! I'm going to FUCK YOU!"
Romero fled the scene and ran back to his older sister's apartment, where he stayed during the week due to its proximity to the school. He had lunch with her before going to bed. Five hours later, his mother showed up with a police squad and arrested him.
The injured were admitted to Fiorito Hospital, where Salvador died three days later. Ferrari was discharged that same day.
John R. Lyons was a 24-year-old loser from Westchester, Illinois who after committing a triple homicide, decided to wrap things up with a trophy kill by (allegedly) attempting to assassinate Nick Fuentes. He failed epicly at this, but managed to bag 2 dog kills and missed several shots at a father and son duo at a random house he broke into before being killed by police.
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Murder spree
On December 18th, 2024 in Mahomet, Illinois, John Lyons murdered Janis Lea Mason (aged 61) and her two children, Sara Elizabeth Mason (aged 26) and Caleb M. Mason (aged 23) via gunshot. Sara died at the scene while the others succumbed to their injuries at the local hospital. Court records show that Lyons was in a civil dispute with Caleb for an undisclosed reason. John was also once roommates with Caleb, however their relationship later became bitter and they often fought with one another. After this Lyons decided to lay low for about two hours to lose his wanted level. He fast traveled to the town of Berwyn and stopped by the controversial far-right commentator, Nick Fuentes', house hoping to lynch some nickers. Fuentes, the would-be gay mexican hate-crime victim, was streaming at the time and didn't answer the door to pepper spray the perp as he was far too busy choking on some big brown dildos for his audience. Lyons was spotted on spy camera during the ordeal and police were alerted. When the pigs caught up to Lyons, he fled the scene and forced his way into a neighbor's house where he slayed two ravenous hellhounds. Lyons fled towards the yard where police commanded him to surrender. Realizing that mom's dinner is almost ready and that he needs to end his session soon, Lyons instead fires at the cops, missing them all and receiving bullet hell in return.
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The killer parked his car in front of my house and approached my door with his pistol drawn and what appears to be a crossbow. I was live streaming at the time. He rings the door bell, tries the doorknob and yells "yo, Nick!
„
—Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X
“
Last night an armed killer made an attempt on my life at my home, which was recently doxed on this platform. The gunman carried a pistol, crossbow, and incendiary devices. I believe he intended to kill me. He is now dead. I am okay!
„
—Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X
“
Given that John Lyon's blasted the hell out of the 26 year old woman and left the two other family members to survive until they made it to the hospital, people suspect John had some issue with the woman.
Girlfriend? Unrequited love? Her body, his choice?
Jonathan Michel Bragundi González, AKA: Guti, was born maybe on 1994, and lived his life of retard in Rocha, a city near the sea in Uruguay. He's part spanish, since his grandpa Julio Cesar Bragundi, is from La Coruña, a city in Goatfuckicia, in Spain. Guti and his brother, were sadly gave to adoption to an association named "INAU", because the mother of both, was poor and a woman by the name of Julia Espel, adopted them in 2006. Guti worked at a bakery since 16, and he was serious and obedient according to some peers. He even tried to play soccer for the Rocha FC, but he sucked at it (despite being born in a country where everyone there is a superstar at soccer).
In December 2016, 23-year-old student Jori Lasonen ambushed a local politician outside a restaurant in Finland, killing her and two journalists with a stolen hunting rifle. During police interrogation he explained that the reason he did it was because a criminal organization had hacked his computer and demanded he pay up for a fake drug debt. Certain there were vicious hitmen on his trail he saw no other option than to seek protection by going to prison for murder. After being found not guilty by reason of insanity, he was sent off to a mental hospital.
Jose Marimon Carles, was a 26-year-old spaniard man who on May 21st and May 27th, 1928, began a mass shooting before being killed by the police
Fondo y Matanza
Marimon was another 26-year-old youth who took out his military service. This little son of some incestuous fathers, suffered from Pott's disease also called spinal tuberculosis and didn't had to work because of this thing. Also, Marimon was also in love with a 20-year-old neighbor from the town, Marina Roca Rull, who rejected him on several occasions because she considered him lazy who used his illness as an excuse not to work. The fagots of the neighbors insulted him because they said that he "didn't work" and that it was all an excuse to take advantage of small children. On May 21 1928, begins his massacre killing some kids who cared him after he lured them to a haystack in a cabin. After having murdered several children with his shotgun, he decapitates and murders the retarded neighbors, while shooting them, managing to wound 2 people by gunshots. On May 27 1928, José is shot in the eye by some Civil Guards who killed him since he was taking a nap after a long Hide and Seek play.
Game Over
Galería
The faggot who stopped our dago hero from getting to the top 50.
Shortly after the lulz that was the Apalachee High School shooting by Colt Gray, a new challenger appeared in Kentucky, and he failed hard like most of the people on this page. On September 7, 2024, this retard Joey purchased lots of ammunition for his ColtAR-15 which should've resulted in a successful high score attempt since that was the same gun Robert Bowers used to kill those kikes in Pittsburgh. He sent texts saying that he would kill a lot of people like a sped kid playing Fortnite.
The Man
Army Reserve fag. Was arrested months prior for making lulzy terroristic threats to kill a neighbor and their dog, but was released shortly after which gave him an opportunity to go for the high score.
Attempt
In the evening, he shot 20-30 rounds at cars on Interstate 75, injuring 8 people and killing no one.
He was, of course, wanted by the feds, but after many rednecks trying to find him like a fucking Easter egg hunt and bragging about how fun it is online, he became an hero and was found by an elderly couple who talked about how finding him was like finding a golden egg. He also caused more lulz by closing many schools in the area.
Graded Score
Graded Score
Kill count:
0/20 8 injured
Accuracy:
2/20 Three of the injuries came from making them crash rather than gunfire
Style:
10/20 Wasn't found for 11 days
Butthurt:
15/20 Put schools on lockdown and had a $35,000 bounty
Bonus:
10/20 Beat Robert Card's hide and seek time
Total Score: 37/100 (F-)
Robert Card if he directed all his attention toward the hide and seek aspect
The most forgettable school shooter in American history because there are so many of them. Even Sky Bouche's identical score got more attention because of the bodycam footage. Josiah Lyons, the Mattoon High School shooter in Mattoon, Illinois got no clicks or notoriety until now, as of me typing this on the 7th anniversary of this loser's shooting.
This kid did worse than AlGore by over 9000%, making that connect-the-dots freckled face at Aztec look like an Anders.
On September 20th, 2017, at Mattoon High School, this 14-year-old idiot thought it would be a good idea to bring a gun in his lunchbox and start shooting at everyone in the cafeteria, which isn't inherently a bad high score plan, but his plot got foiled by a female teacher. He did get one injury, however. One student was struck in the chest with non-life-threatening wounds.
Punishment
For this "attack" he got 25 years in prison. Hopefully by the time he's out he can go on ED and see this section on him.
Juan Medina Gordillo, was a spaniard creep who commited a double mass shooting in San Millan de Lara and El Gamonal, in Burgos, Spain, before he committed suicide by a shot in the chest.
La Masacre
27th November, 1996.
Juan, pissed off about a report of being a batshit insane after he threatened María del Carmen Delgado Juez with a toy gun and got V& and liberated, grabs an actual real gun, a hunting rifle (actually a double barreled shotgun, you fucking wikitards) and knocks the door. Who's there? Its Juan, going to high score with his banhammer. He proceeds to score them off, killing her and her 2 brothers before he fled to some rural Redneck town where his mother lived. Again knocks the door and BTFO the brains of his mother, her nosey mother-in-law and a friend who was there. He then went to the mountains, to search for his son-in-law, to also score him but failed and instead, decided to an hero by a shot in the chest, like Genildo. He outscored 6 fags, and then off himself.
Graded Score
Graded Score
Kill count:
6/20 Pwned
Accuracy:
20/20 Had better aim than the Izquierdos
Style:
20/20 Pissing off about a report and then ban his family
On day April 24th, 2025, 15-year-old Justin Adar Polat, a frenchcel student with Turkroach ancestry went into a stabbing spree, killing his crush for rejecting him and wounding 3 other classmates before he was V&.
Le Attack
Same date, April 24th of 2025. Justin, who was wearing all black, a balaclava and a helmet, entered his school, the " Our Lady of All Helps High School" in Nantes, France, armed with a folding knife and a hunting knife and a fake gun. It was also reported that Justin was wearing steel-toe boots, sunglasses and headphones. Justin, in the 2nd floor, spots his hot baddie crush, Lorène who rejected Justin for being a creep and an islamophobic nazi. Lorène, after she saw Justin dressed like an attention clown, shouted like the teenaged girl she was. Lorène then, was raped by Justin's knife, 57 times and died at the spot. Justin, in the 1st floor, begins a small stabbing spree, wounding 3 other students, 2 who were severely wounded, one of them almost lethal before he fled. Justin, after the evacuations and the cops entering the school building, stabbed himself in the forehead and hand, only wounding himself with minor injuries. He asked to be shot down by an officer, like Kip, but Justin finally was arrested after his poor high score attempt, leaving a cunt knifed down and 3 others in pain at the hospital, except him, because his self-inflicted knife injuries to the forehead and hand didn't work to become an hero.
Gallerié
Saint Justin by the Frenchcells
Graded Score
Graded Score
Kill count:
1/20
Accuracy:
7/20 Regular stabbing spree aiming
Style:
6/20 Frenchcel and Islamophobic who ends game so fast
Butthurt:
5/20 Caused butthurt in France, overshadowed by other incidents
Bonus:
5/20 Killing crush for rejecting you. Take them, kid
Karst Roeland Tates was a dutchfag who on April 30, 2009, both being important dates as it was the 64th anniversary of the suicide of Adolf Hitler and King's day (known as Koninginnedag in the netherlands), became worldwide famous for attempting to pull the first attack on the Dutch royal family by ranning them over, which he miserably failed after missing the main target and instead hitting a few random NPCs and then a random monument.
On the night of November 13th, 2017, 44 year old Batshit Insanepissed off redneckKevin Neal, a resident of the one horse town of Rancho Tehama, California shot and killed his wife and hid her body under the floors of the methed up trailer he and his now deceased ex-wife had been living in. After getting somemuch needed rest, Kevin continued his playthrough the following morning and fragged his neighbors whom he falsely thought were meth dealers. Kevin stole his neighbor's pickup truck and bumped into a car driven by some Injun lady (it is an Indian reservation after all) and her two kids, whom he all shot however none of them died. After failing to frag some injuns Kevin continued his spray and pray rampage by shooting at random cars and bystanders. Eventually arriving at the local Rancho Tehama Elementary Schoolwhich had already gone on lockdown by the time he arrived because the school staff heard gunshots. Kevin ran onto the school's playground and started spray and praying at walls and windows, firing almost 100 rounds into the school's walls but not killing any kids due to his piss poor aim, although he managed to wound a random 6 year old spic with a stray bullet.
After failing to become the next Adam Lanza, Kevin dropped his rifle at the school and continued his playthrough of Grand Theft Redneck and crashed his stolen pickup truck into a random woman's vehicle, whom he shot and killed after the crash. Kevin shot and carjacked a random bystander who asked him if he was okay, unaware that Kevin had gone postal. Kevin's stolen pickup truck was eventually rammed and stopped by a cop from the nearby town of Corning along with a Tehama County sheriff's deputy who arrived in the town after someone called 911. After his truck was rammed into by the police, Kevin got into a 2v1 shootout with the responding officers but decided to ragequit right in the middle of it. Kevin is remembered by his community as a fucking psychopath who went postal out of nowhere, although he had been arrested earlier that year for assaulting his neighbors, which should've been a pretty fucking obvious sign that the guy was completely buttfucking insane. Although we here at Encyclopædia Dramatica remember Mr. Neal for being a fucking retard who couldn't even do the Number 1 Americunt pastime right.
On September 29th, 2020, 17-year-old Kinga Herbut after another day of bullying, decided to rampage in her classroom, before she was subdued with a chair, earning the nickname Chair Cuck and being V&.
Attack
Threat she made before her rampage
On September 29th, 2020, in High School no. 5 in Zielona Góra, Poland, Kinga, armed with 2 kitchen knives, slashed several classmates, 3 of those being injured, because they laughed at her, being the class sluts who got slashed. Kinga, after that, tried to do with other students, but... DEPLOY CHAIR. A chair stumbled across her path, hold by a male classmate and was subdued, disarmed and arrested. Kinga became officially the Chair Cuck like otherlosers. After her stabbing spree, when Among Us was the most popular game, her meme, apart from the chair cuck was Kinga was not the impostor, this only being in Poland.
Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen is a Greenlandic Inuit who killed three people and wounded two others with a hammer in the coastal village of Nutaarmiut, Greenland in the early morning hours of February 8, 2012, before being V& for camper. He was 22 years old at the time of the lulzfest. Like his hero, and Greenlandic mass murderer Abel Klemmensen, he is imprisoned in Herstedvester. Epic win for him.
Kujtim Fejzulai☪ was an Austrian ISIS cocksucker of North Macedonian heritage who on November 2nd, 2020, shot and killed 4 people and injured 23 people others before being brutally and anally raped by bullets.
This extremely shitty attack began on 20:00, Central European Time, when our buff goat-ass-destroyer, carrying some items in his inventory, which included a Zastava M70 assault rifle, TT pistol (I think? it kinda looks like one), Machete, and a fake suicide vest, started shooting several people in six different locations, Seitenstettengasse, Morzinplatz, Salzgries, Fleischmarkt, Bauernmarkt & Graben.
It ended after der Polizei, stopped being the lazy faggots they are and quickly pulled their guns out of their assholes and killed kujtim on the spot.
GTA Online: Austria Edition
Paki TV reports about it
2023 Trial
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Graded Score
Graded Score
Kill count:
4/20 You had an automatic rifle and pistol, really?
A long, long time ago there was a volcano Living all alone in the middle of the sea. And from his lava a joyous Island called Taiwan (Dumpling scribble: 항문 침투) would rise from the deep. This volcanic island which was made into a safe and sound paradise by banning guns卐 would become ensnared in a Libtard terrorist attack on July 14, 2022 when Lee Hung-yuan got into some bullshit dispute with his employer at shit no one cares about. He then got a 205th Arsenal (Taiwan's state -owned arms manufacturer) T75, which is some shitty ching chong copy of the Beretta 92fs, which was acquired illegally, went to the research center, and shot everyone up. What was devastating about this tragedy is that this time the criminal didn't care about the law. Who could have seen this coming?
Class Setup
Item
Accessories/Bonus
Primary: Armaments Bureau T75
Dumpling Nigger clone of the Beretta 92fs. 19~25 Damage
Lev Bidjakov (Bidzhakov) and Alexander Buslidze, were residents of Perm who on 15th January 2018 caused a mass stabbing at School No. 127 in Perm. Since they couldn't kill one person, they decided to stab each other. Alexander was even able to jump out of a window but unfortunately he failed and suffered fractures. Lev Bidzhakov was sentenced by the Motovilikha district court of Perm to 9 years and 8 months in prison. His accomplice Alexander Buslidze was declared insane in September 2018 and sent to mandatory treatment.
Lore
Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde was born on 15th may 2001, Alexander, wanted to become An Hero in sometimes but all failed beacause his father or mother caught him in the act.
Lev Romanovich Bidzhakov was born on 2nd august 2001, He was an excellent student and winner of an Olympiad in his light past. In 2012, at the age of 11, Lev beat other students in the olympiads . He was registered in a psychoneurological dispensary. Lev also used drugs to calm his impulses. In December 2017, Lev mixed alcohol with energy drinks, drank it and came to the school drunken as fuck.
The Stabbing
The fail scene
On 15th January 2018, Lev and Alexander at 10:20 AM, entred to the primary school using a old pass card. Lev and Alexander, they took out their knives and tried to beat Bichivin's high score. In room 308, they began their bloodbath by stabbing the teacher and several children. The teacher protected the children from these absolute fails and they left the classroom. After the attack, our heroes tried to commit suicide by stabbing each other with knives. Buslidze tried to jump out of a window and Bidjakov tried to bleed to death on the floor.
A nigger and soldier from Congo that in July 2020 got wayyyy too drunk, entered a marketplace and pwned any villager unfortunate enough to cross his path, ultimately ridding the gene pool of the fair amount of 14 fellow niggers before being captured by authorities.
Ľubomír was an 48 year old man who went amok in Bratislava before commiting suicide after being shot by police.
Ľubomír's life
Ľubomír, studied on a forestry high school. In his karate school, Ľubomír was described as "quiet but not a loner". Another classmate describe him as a "Normal kid, without any class of fear". On the early 80's, Ľubomír went through the compulsory military service, but never became a professional soldier and hadn't any criminal record.
On 10th January 1998, became a member in a gun club, in the "Club of Reserve Soldiers 008 Fox", Bratislava. Also, had 4 works, but he was recognised more when he worked as a boilerman. His workmates called him "Silent Face". One of the workmates declared "He worked and worked and worked, he listened, but did not talk". Also was describe as " an ideal employee". During the 2000's, he worked in mainly in maintenance in different heater rooms in Bratislava. Since 1 August 2008, Ľubomír loses his job and became unemployed. Ľubomír, was receiving 118€ welfare each month . Months before the massacre, in early 2010, he participated in a shooting competition.
The Rampage
Ľubomír, at 9:40 a.m, had a discussion with his neighbours, some romainians. Ľubomír, pissed off about it, grabs an VZ .58 rifle and begins to score them in that floor pwning 5 NPCs. Exits the building and encounters a man, who was a familiar of the dead people and scores him after watching the dead corpses of his family, wounding him first before shooting him again scoring him down to death. Then encounters while walking, an old man who was scared of the shots and got shot wounding and failing to score him. At 9:45 a.m, went amok in the Devínska Nová Ves neighbourhood, shooting the balconies scoring another person and failing to score 14 people before getting in a shootout with the police. The police shot and fatally wounded him. Ľubomír, escaped and manage to shot himself in the chin, instantly killing him, making his dead body a gory scene.
Luca Tranny was the Epic Fail Guy of Italy and retarded neo-nazi that tried killing some niggers as revenge for some cracker whore getting cut up and stuffed into a suitcase by a wog. He was 28 years old during the epic fail shooting and ended up getting v& by mods. The only reason anyone cared about this loser was because it happened during an election. He also was a big fan of Mussolini, who wasn't even racist for most of his political career. The only other reason this loser is even worth mentioning is because fellow honkey Brenton Tarrant put his name on one of his gunz. As if this guy wasn't enough of a fag he even expressed Troll's Remorse after Christchurch!
The shooting
Loadout
Class Setup
Item
Accessories/Bonus
Primary: 9mm Glock 17 Gen3 semi-automatic pistol
A pistol or revolver can actually be deadly in the hands of somepeople, just not this pastanigger. +12-25 Damage
Boosts damage dealt to those of the nigra persuasion by 50%. Noise levels increase police response time dramatically. (+50% Damage dealt to blacks)
Spell: Nazi
Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.
K so basically on February 3rd, 2018, Tranny drove a black car with a pistol to some nog neighborhood, and, in a Bissonnette-esque bit of irony, did a drive by shooting like a complete retard and only ended up wounding like, 5 blacks. Adjusting for the math, he actually only wounded about 3 people. The mods and jury felt so much pity for him they decided to only sentence him to a 12 year ban.
Ban tactical assault politicians
The (((media))), always quick to capitalize off a tragedy, decided that instead of covering the lives with the people who, you know, got fucking shot, blamed some politician named Matteo Salvini because Tranny was in his political party Lega Nord for like 5 seconds. Salvini responded by pointing out the attack wouldn't have happened at all if the left hadn't let in illegal immigrants, which of course is basically the equivalent to murder in bolshevik Europe.
tl;dr STOP WHITE GENOCIDE
Mai卐 is a stupid girl who tried to commit a mass shooting at her school, which she and her friends had planned. She and her friends were big fans of Columbine and Brenton Tarrant, to the point that she had Brenton as a sticker on her messages. But, as was obvious, someone leaked their plans and the police raped them like faggots.
Loadout
Co-Op Mode FUCK FAIL
Item
Accessories/Bonus
Primary: Kimber 1911
Gun used to kill two fags. Does 35-45 damage.
Secondary: Handgun
Gun for an heroing. Does 35-45 damage.
Perk 1: Tarrant Disciple
Double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns.
Perk 2: Ghost Pro
Invisible to police helicopters (Temporary)
Spell 1: Nazi
Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.
Rant
Graded Score
Kill count:
0/20 '
Accuracy:
0/20 ...
Style:
1/20 FUCK
Butthurt:
1/20 !!!
Bonus:
-12/20 MEGA EPIC FAIL
Total Score: -10/100 (Z----------)
You failed miserably, like a mean girl with her friends XD
In 2019, an imbecile named Marco Velásquez González became famous for committing a shooting at his military school, as with other Chileans like M.A.C. and Iván Arancibia Navarro, sniping two of his superiors as retaliation for being bullied and raped. It is known that he had a difficult childhood, some time later, he got depression when his classmates bullied him, later in 2018, he had his weapons defense in his military school because he was studying as a Chilean soldier at his school. Unfortunately, Marco's Facebook account is deleted, considering it Lost Media, but he posted a sad manifesto, where he said "In confinement for life," with the song by Venezuelan gay rapper Canserbero.
Gallery
This is what the school where Marco used to study looks like.
Marek Nowak, was a 18 year old schizo who shot and injured 2 people on a polack school before surrendering to a janitor.
The shooting
El 27 de mayo de 2019, The asshole went into the Brześć Kujawski primary school armed with a black powder revolver around 10:00 a.m. He went to one of the classrooms, whose door was open, threw explosives, stunning the students and the teacher, and then began shooting. He hit and seriously injured 11-year-old student Oliwia. The rest of the students managed to escape from this schizo, and the perpetrator went out into the hallway and started shooting, but his shots did not hit anyone. A moment later he encountered a 59-year-old janitor, Marek shot and seriously wounded him. The attacker then tired to reload the weapon, but was intercepted by the school janitor, who ran towards the perpetrator and ordered him to surrender. This retard surrendered and was arrested shortly after by police who arrived at the scene.
Motive
The perpetrator's motives remains unknown. According to his thot and media reports, the perpetrator suffered from paranoid schizophrenia. He also posted unfunny memes about Cockumbine on his Facebook profile. In November 2018 Nowak escaped his family's home and was wanted by police. Earlier, in August 2018, he attacked two students of a nearby school with a knife, but didn't hurt any of them. He got arrested and sent to a psychiatric ward because policemen described his behavior as irrational. Before the shooting, Nowak attempted suicide several times, he also wrote about it online. After being stopped by police (after the shooting) the perpetrator told officers he used to be under psychiatric treatment. A few months before the attack, he pissed off his relationship and broke up with his thot because his mental state was fucked up.
Master Phasid Trutassanawin / พสิษฐ์ ทรูทสนาวิน, was a 14 year old edgelord who shot up Siam Paragon Mall killing 3 ppl and injuring 4 more before getting V&
Lulzfest
Master, equiped with a glock 19, wearing glasses, a dark shirt, khaki cargo pants, and a baseball cap with an American flag, at approximately 3:35 p.m, traveled by BTS Skytrain and got off at Siam Station. He walked into the Siam Paragon shopping center and began shooting at approximately 4:10 p.m. The area inside and in front of the bathroom next to the Louis Vuitton store on the M floor. The NPC's, started to run out of the shopping center. Later, the assailant went up the escalator and opened fire on the 2nd and 3rd floors until he was detained. Police and mall security began evacuating employees and customers at around 4:45 pm, while other occupants went into hiding across the mall. Phasid surrendered as he had ran out of ammo adn then, got V& by the police at 5:08 pm and the Forensics Police took 40 rounds of ammunition from him.
Investigation
A social media post by an unnamed user who was in Siam Paragon at the time claimed she had aided a Chinese twin children whose "mother was shot and were unable to reach out to her" and only later be confirmed by the police that "their mother was dead." Police caught up with a 14-year-old suspect at the third floor of the Siam Kempinski Hotel, located at the rear of the mall.
Phasid, the edgelord, believed that some random was "Telling him who to shoot " and that he also believed that someone was about to attack him, so he took out his Glock 9mm pistol and started shooting. Police also said the suspect had modified a blank gun to fire live rounds.
On June 11th 1994, 24-year-old army officer Mattias Flink got drunk as fuck and decided to gear up with his army clothes, his Ak 5 and 150 rounds of ammo before setting out for a local park in Sweden to go for the High Score. He came across six wimmin of which he shot dead, shooting three other men a little later. After the shooting, Mattias fled to a nearby crane, staying there for a little while before climbing down and trying to make his way home. Suddenly, he stumbled upon two police officers who quickly shot him in the hip, causing him to collapse and get v&.
After the dust had settled he was sentenced to life in prison. However; due to Sweden being on Easy difficulty, Mattias was released in 2014, on the 20 year anniversary of his attack. On that day, Swedes all over the country celebrated.
On August 21, 2024, Mehmet Vukalić☪, a School janitor, war survivor, and military-grade manchild went on a shooting spree at the school he worked at beause his sorry ass was being fired for being a shit janitor. He was reported to have issues stemming from the Bosnian genocide, which is something that the smartest of us know was a false flag by the united nations. He then got an Assault rifle, headed to the school he worked at, and shot and killed 3 people before trying to kill himself by shooting himself in the chest because this narcissistic fuck couldn't stand to ruin his beautiful face. He only killed 3 and injured himself, was V&, and will never see the light of day again. You happy faggot?
In Perfect World, Menhaz Zaman is an elf priest who wields a magical banana wand of maximum potassium and doesn't afraid of anything, but in the real world, he is a fat Canadian hiding from his problems while his parents believe he is off being successful at a prestigious university. Naturally, the only way to stop them from knowing that he's secretly been indulging in his fantasy world this whole time was to—in an act of what one might call atheist morality—kill his entire family so they would not have to be ashamed of him. Ere his would-be graduation date, Menhaz began picking off his family members and sending pics to the Perfect World VoidDiscord server. In total, he killed his mother, grandmother, sister and father in that order. Members of the Discord server began using their hax0r skills to triangulate the killer's location leading to his arrest.
Loadout
Class setup
Item
Accessories/Bonus
Primary: Crowbar
Intense bashing DMG
Secondary: Knife
Random knife for the finishing move
Graded Score
Graded Score
Kill count:
4/20 Your family is dead now
Accuracy:
20/20 Discord haxxors couldn't stop him in time
Style:
5/20 familicide. Had time to nap and play video games between killing.
Butthurt:
3/20 Caused some disturbance in his local community
Bonus:
0/20 In the real world, you're the loser. In the gaming world, you're still the loser.
On April 11th 2023 at 8:00 AM, some brazilian 13-year-old edgelord by the name of Muryllo Martins, went on a knife rampage in his school in Brazil (Colégio Estadual Doutor Marco Aurélio), wounding 3 of his classmates before being V&. He also posted on Twitter some edgelord pictures. Wanna see them? Scroll down you faggot!
Gallery
Cringiest school stabber
Him dual-wielding some knives.
You are only 13. Why do you want to go an hero amoklauf?
Brothers Myles and Damien embarked on a coke-fueled murderous rampage. After their first attack was botched by Damien stepping in to stop it they left in their car and got into a fight, ending in Damien's death. Myles continued to drive and slaughtered family members and strangers alike in various locations, racking up 11 kills with only his trusty knife while leading the cops on a wild search.
3 days after the rampage, Myles was run off the road and arrested before succumbing to an "unspecified medical distress" in police custody DRUGS!!! HE FUCKIN OD'D ON COKE!! He is an injun after all, wtf did you expect?
Na Teck Ker, was a 42-year-old fisherman who on August 11, 1999, went into a stabbing spree at Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Yoke Kuan, Sekinchan, Malaysia before being V&.
Stabbing
That same day, after his "friends" humiliated him, armed with a parang, drove his motorbike to the Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Yoke Kuan, and after he parked, he set the bike on fire. Then, he clicked the play button, but being on Asia the button was "Paly" for him. Teck Ker began chasing the students of the school with his parang and slashing them, injuring in total 6 of them. After the stabbing spree, police arrested Teck Ker and was sentenced to only 3 years in prison. This loser was added here because somebody would remember him as one of the first malaysian school stabbers.
Nathan Gann was a YouTuber who murdered his stepfather. He also thought about killing his entire family, but failed because he was a faggot in 2009. Curiously, he was one of the first old murderous YouTubers..
This faggot murdered people at a random Library in Clovis, New Mexico in 2017. He was 16 years old at the time of the library killing spree. Despite getting his 4 inch dick wet by his jailbait thot GF, he still sperged out and went for the high score, mainly because he looked like a beta-male hispanic Sam Hyde. Warning signs include his liking to the bands Slipknot, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead and more. More information
Graded Score
Kill count:
2/20 4 injured.
Accuracy:
9/20
Style:
10/20 Doing it at a library, where shootings aren't common.
Butthurt:
4/20 Nobody really gave a fuck.
Bonus:
0/20 You already got your dick wet though why did you do it?
Nicolae Lungu was the sapoca hospital murderer, on 18th august 2019 at 3:00 AM killed 7 hospital patients and injured 6 more with a IV stand for infusions.
Years before the attack, Nicolae beated his mother when he was drunk.
Graded Score
Kill count:
7/20 not bad for a crazy gypsy
Accuracy:
11/20 He killed more people than he injured
Style:
10/20 Hack n'Slash
Butthurt:
8/20 Only popular case on romania, other countries didnt care the incident
Bonus:
10/20 For using a IV stand to his incident
Total Score: 46/100 (D-)
He dont have balls to kill more people in the hospital.
Oguzhan Sert is a half-Mexican half-Turkish mongrel who on February 24th, 2020, attacked an erotic spa in Toronto, Canada in the name of the Incel Rebellion. Armed with a machete engraved with the words "thot slayer" and dressed in a matrix costume, he penetrated his 17-incher 42 times into 24-year old baby-mama Ashley Noell Arzaga. The owner of the spa, a woman, who surprisingly wasn't armed like any owner of an erotic place would be — and you know she'd be good with a pump-action shotgun — subjugated the attacker after an erotic wrestling sesh with him while sustaining serious injuries to her arm and finger, but still managing to disarm Oguzhan and incapacitate him with a stab to the back.
The only known picture of this squeaker appears to be a highly pixelated portrait, making him the literal definition of "I'm going to kill you (in Minecraft)" and also a Minecraft skin IRL. He was inspired by The Supreme Gentleman and Alek Minassian, and was the first person in Canada to be charged with terrorism because of a misogynist ideology. He described himself as a "ProudIncel" on his Steam account. After the incident, a note was found on his body which read "Long Live the Incel Rebellion." He told paramedics that he intended to kill everyone in the building and was glad to have killed at least one person. When asked by police why he identified as an incel, he said "You don't choose to become an incel. You are born one." During his sentencing, he expressed regret, claiming that "it wasn't worth it". Future incel killers, take note.
Owen "Oz" Lawrence was a chav who decided to commit his so-called "Otley Run Massacre" in Leeds, England, on April 26, 2025. How did he commit a massacre in a Eurocucked country with insane gun control? A shitload of CO2 pellet guns and a crossbow. Ended up wounding two foids before he gave up and shot himself in the neck with one of his "guns", dying two days later. It's kind of impressive he managed to kill himself with such a meme "weapon". The motive? SIEGE™ Mask terrorism, self-diagnosed autism, and a strong obsession with mass killers. As a 38-year-old mixture of being a Columbiner and Tarrantula, he is the oldest and second oldest member, respectively, of those groups. Fucking manchild. Oh, he was also a Randy Stair fanboy.
Gallery
Final Facebook post
oh my fucking god
Dude! You're pushing 40! You're too old for this shit!
Graded Score
Graded Score
Kill count:
0/20 The Otley Run what now?
Accuracy:
0.5/20 Shot into a crowd and only walked away with 2 injured
Pere Puig Puntí,was a 57 year old spainard who killed 4 people on a bar and a office in the town of Olot, Catalonia, Spain, before surrendering
La Masacre de Olot
On 14 December 2010, Pere Puig, planed the lulzfest and arrived at a local bar at 8:30 AM. Then, talks with a random person for a while. Pere arrives at La Cuina de l'Anna a at 9:10 AM and starts the shooting with his .338 caliber Winchester Magnum rifle, killing Joan Tubert, 62, and Àngel Tubert, 35, father and son and owners of the company "Construciones Tubert S.L.", where the shooter was contrated until being fired. After his epic revenge, droves his blue Suzuki all-road car and arrives on local Caja del Mediterráneo's ofice, at 9:21 AM. At the same hour, begans to shoot again and kills two employees -Anna Pujol, 56, and Rafael Turró, 46-,both dying instantly. After he exits the office, surrenders to police and gets arrested. On June 26, 2018, Pere died on Terrassa penitentiary hospital pavilion. Puig was diagnosed with cancer.
Citados y Galeria
“
Hace frio, eh?
„
—Random Guy
“
Its cold outside, eh?
„
—Translation
“
Dentro de nada voy a entrar en calor
„
—Pere Puig being a absolute psycho
“
I'm going to warm up soon
„
—Translation
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Pere in action
La puntuanción
Graded Score
Kill count:
4/20
Accuracy:
20/20 All kills
Style:
15/20 Sheriff style shooting
Butthurt:
9/20 Iberian Peninsula shocked until 2010 New Year's Eve
During the night of May 1st, 1979, a small bomb went off near a government building, injuring two police officers and a 25-year-old man who lost some of his toes. The next day, another small bomb was thrown into a crowd during a communist-march. A security guard picked the bomb up, thinking it was a smoke-bomb. When it detonated, he lost several fingers and toes.
Investigation
As police began investigating the bombings, they realized the bombs were made from the same materials, meaning the two events were likely related. The suspect was quickly identified as Petter Kristian Kyvik卐, trainee military officer and member of Norwegian Front. Petter explained that he had stolen the bomb materials from his dad's basement, and snitched on a leader of Norwegian Front for giving him the orders. He was sentenced to 5 years in prsion, stating "For the glory of the fatherland" during sentencing.
Aftermath
After serving a few months, Petter escaped from prison only to be recaptured quickly. He escaped again in 1981, this time with more success. After being hospitalized, somehow he was able to escape to the French foreign legion, only to escape from them as well in 1982, this time to the Norwegian embassy. He was extradited and served his time, only to be released in 1983.
Petter and an accomplice were again arrested in 1983, after robbing a sports shop for 13 rifles and 6 shotguns. He was reported to have been fighting with protesters outside the US embassy in 1987, and later worked as a security guard for another far-right politician.
Quornelius Samentrio Radford, was a 28-year-old african-american who on August 6, 2025, went Fort Hood at the Fort Stewart Base, Georgia, before being V&
Shooting
That day, Quornelius, at 10:56 am, rocked out with his Glock out at the Fort Stewart Base, wounding 5 of them. The shooting, after 8 lame minutes of a shitty shooting, his soldier peers tackled him down, so he couldn't get a good high score and was V& in place.
Rafael "Juniors" Solich卐𖤐 was a 15 year old 100% white Aryan Argentine who - aided by his daddy's Navy-supplied handgun - decided to make this world a better place.
Getting bored of scribbling edgelord shit (and Pink Floyd lyrics) on his desk, he decided to spice up class by whipping out a pistol, getting to the front of the class, and spray 'n' praying, sniping 3 of his classmates and injuring another 5. He also wrote "EVERYONE MUST DIE" on the chalkboard before getting V&. Seeing as how his city, Carmen de Patagones, is a rural shithole in Southern Argentina who no one cares about, this actually made national news for a while.
Raymond Spencer was a 23-year-old mutt who shot and injured 4 people while camping in an apartment before becoming an hero. He was also the retarded long-lost brother of fellow camper Brenda Spencer, who killed 2 and injured 9 by shooting up a school.
Shooting
Before he went postal, Raymond modified his four rifles to fire full-auto. He then attached a scope cam to one of the rifles and started recording. At 3:17 PM, he began shooting at the school by hitting the windows, injuring 2 students. Then he shot at the street, injuring a random officer who was trying to take cover from the rampage. After that, he hit his last victim, a random woman. Raymond reloaded and continued shooting randomly but nobody was injured. Getting bored, he stopped his shootout and the recording and edited the school's Wikipedia page, reporting, "A basedman shot at the school on April 22, 2022. The suspect is still at large." and posted the gameplay footage on 4chan's /pol/ board. Raymond then became an hero and ended the shooting.
Where could such an intricately-designed plan, complete with his own fake police outfit go wrong? He bought like 500 rounds rounds of blank ammunition at once, tipping off the party van. Pigs proeceded to show up at his house on November 28, 2022, asking what was going on, they found his fake uniform and decided to bring him in for questioning. Our boy Reed goes off to the bathroom to commit suicide, except his modified blank bullet doesn't even penetrate his skull. Rushed out the bathroom with his pistol in hand to try and suicide by cop, except he failed at that too and was only shot and wounded in the chest while he screamed and cried that he didn't want to live anymore.
During his trial, he claimed he was only interested in tinkering with homemade guns and had no actual desire to carry out his manifesto's "plans", which were actually just a "therapeutic" fantasy. Really nigga? Jury didn't believe his bullshit and instead V& him for life with a minimum term of 12 years. Yet another Britfag school attack failure, and he couldn't even rank up any compensation prize kills like Rudakubanana and El Che de la Escopeta could.
Ricardo Alberto Barreda, nicknamed "Conchita", was an Argentine truecel and oldfag dentist born on June 16, 1936, who murdered 4 of his family members (all were femoids) on November 15, 1992, because he had been suffering mistreatment from them.
Graded Score
Kill count:
4/20
Accuracy:
20/20 No injuries
Style:
4/20
Butthurt:
5/20 Classical sudaka familicide, nothing new.
Bonus:
18/20 Got sanctified, which still continues to trigger many feminazis to this day.
Robério was a farmer that on August 6, 2001, he returned to his old school and in search of a high score, armed with a Shotgun he shot and wounded 7 people, before escaping and Anheroes in the head.
Roger was a 25-year-old Norwegian gas station employee and soldier for the home guard. On his 25th birthday he would end up killing three people and critically injuring one more with his service rifle.
The Shooting
While hosting a birthday party for himself with his friends, an argument broke out over someone else drinking his liqour without permission and Roger went into a blind rage, screaming at everyone present to get the fuck out of there. Some of his closest friends stayed behind a little while trying to calm him down and offering to stay with him, but Roger refused and told them he would go to sleep for the night. The unsuspecting friends subsequently left the house to regroup at another friend's house to keep the party going.
At this point, Roger geared up in his army uniform, grabbed his AG-3 and 100 rounds of ammunition before setting out to follow his friends to their hideout to fucking end them all.
After some more heavy partying, Roger's best friend (who hosted the current party) was found sitting in a chair with a bullet hole in his throat. The one who discovered him was suddenly hit in the arm and leg and tried to run away, only to get hit four more times in the back. The first victim's parents were also killed in a separate room. People freaked out and called police, who arrived at the house over an hour later. In total, 78 bullet holes were found in the house.
At this point, Roger called the emergency services several times to explain he had done something terrible, but was dismissed. Witnesses described seeing the young man pacing back and forth in the wintery conditions, smoking and talking into a phone. Roger made his way to a small shed 50 meters away from the initial crime scene, texted his friends his last message and blew his brains out with his AG-3.
“
Well, that's it. I am no longer in this world.
„
—Message #1
“
I am taking my life now. Don't message me back. I am not here.
„
—Message #2
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Gallery
Roger (middle) celebrating his birthday, few hours before everything went wrong.
"Here is the triple-murderer and his best friend. Few hours later, they were both dead." "In this picture, Roger Kjetså (to the left) together with his friend Christian Tufto. Later the same evening he kills his friend, his parents and himself."
Cops outside the house where it all took place.
A rifle just like the one Roger used.
Suicide message. Translation is found above.
The shed in which Roger blew his brains out.
Graded Score
Kill count:
3/20
Accuracy:
2/20 Did absolutely shit with a fully automatic battlerifle in a crowded house..
Style:
10/20 Rogue soldier.
Butthurt:
0/20 Nobody cares, even memoryholed in Norway although being one of the first proper mass shootings in modern times.
On the day 22nd October, 2017, 17-year-old Sascha I., rampaged through the town of Flums, in Switzerland, wounding 7 people before being shot by responding officers and arrested.
Attack
Sascha's VKontakte, where he was hollering about edgy dark humor things and Al-Qaeda.
On that day, Sascha, our terrorist, set ablaze his home and grabbed a pair of scissors and an axe and began scoring out. He first, saw a couple with a baby aboard in his stroller, and Sascha, freak out and began scoring, hitting the 2 while they were shouting and making the baby fell off the stroller, unintentionaly scoring him, without getting the full kill and continued the gameplay. A local, recorded the gameplay footage. After that, he stole a car, like in GTA and crashes his car, far away from its last scoring spot. Minutes later, on a gas station, begins scoring out some more, hitting 4 people before the police caught him. First, the police shot him with a taser, but Sascha still wanted to attack them with his axe. Police, responded again by shooting him once, wounding him. He sadly got V& after he got shot.
Sergey Lepnev (Сергей лепнев), was a russian military student who on March 9th, 1997, opened fire with an AK rifle on the military school where he was a pupil, killing 6 and wounding 2 others before surrendering to a drill instructor.
Now on colour
Sergey, with his rifle
V&
He and his sexy comrade bitch (both on the middle left)
Alleged picture of Sergey, looking as Private Joker from Full Metal Jacket movie.
Alleged picture of his shooting
Graded Score
Graded Score
Kill count:
6/20 2 injured
Accuracy:
16/20 Had a good aim after all
Style:
15/20 Military prank went wrong
Butthurt:
3/20 Forgotten to the annals of Ruskie history
Bonus:
5/20 Not everyone attacks a military school
Total Score: 45/100 (D)
Could done the job if he didn't surrendered too fast.
Siavash was a 22-year-old soldier in the Iranian air force. One day, he'd had enough and ran off from his army post, taking with him a gun and a fuckton of ammo.
Some days later on November 26th 1998, Siavash crashed a stolen van into a motorcycle causing quite a ruckus. He tried to make an escape, but ended up gunning down 6 people in a shootout with police and civilians. Two days of intense searching later, another police standoff began where Siavash killed 8 more people, 5 of which were cops, until ultimately being outgunned.
Sicelo was an 22 year old druggie and dagga addict who went amok on the morning of 16th july 2009 with a little spear and a knife.
Life
In october 2006, 3 years before the bloodfest, his stepfather died and he obiously cried between 2 weeks. After that, the schizo druggie of Sicelo was send to the local psychisatric hospital between 2 months. Later, he went to live with her sister, but he soon went to live in the mountain town of Ncabaneni with his grandmother, an old redneck who didn't care about everything because she was also drug addict. Dlamini, forgot his medication for 2 months and his ADHD and Schizophrenia levels increased when he stopted taking Dagga drugs (which is a alternative for marihuana). First, the day before his bloodbath (July 15), he asked a student from V student if she wanted to go out with him. He allegedly said he was going to ask for permission to speak to her from the school Principal, and if he refused he would sort him out. And of course, he refused.
The Fail
The next day, a student greeted him like an NPC and when he asked Sicelo what he had come for, he told him that he was there to sort the problem out with the Form V student he tried to ask and the Principal. Sicelo the schizophrenic drug addict, armed himself with a dwarf spear and his granny's knife and entered a classroom at 7:30 AM with his weapons hidden on his clothes. Then, pulls out the spear and starts shouting phumani la (go away), and then starts his schizo attack after students run from him, murdering a girl and wounding 10 more before being stoned to death by a mob of angry students who chased him while he was hidding on local places on the town. The rampage lasted about 30 minutes.
Gallery
The stones used to smash Sicelo, the only image of the incident.
Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson (Sigurbjorn Ingi Dorvaldsson in Normal scripture) was the first and only school shooter in the entire history of iceland.
On Janaury 6, 1957, he went to Hveragerði, a man he knew that had a rifle, he asked Hveragerði if he could give him the rifle, lying that he needed it for a calf who broke its leg, and wanted it to euthanize it, Hveragerði was not Weirded out by the request, so he gave Sigurbjorn the rifle.
Sigurbjorn then went to the Horticultural school in Reykir, sat down with a guy and ate launch with him, since this was the late 50's and occured in a Small isolated Island in Europe, people didn't suspect anything of a random guy entering a school with a gun.
After finishing with his launch, he played chess with some people, after the game he got up and went to the Kitchen of the Cafeteria, where his fiancé, Konkordía Jónatansdóttir (19), was alongside four other women.
Sigurbjorn asked the Housekeeper if there was more Milk, before turning to Konkordía, saying "Well, my dia" and pointing the rifle to her abdomen, and firing.
Graded Score
Graded Score
Kill count:
1/20 Only murdered one target
Accuracy:
1/20 Came in and shot someone, no one saw it coming
Style:
1/20 Said a one-liner before killing his bitch, so kinda stylish
Thaddeus Gyatt was a 26-year-old Jamaican hard-working labourer and part-time musician who became nation-wide famous in Jamaica, which was not independent from the British yet, for slashing and dismembering 8 people, and injuring 14 people.
Jiverly Wong - Hyatt is basically Wong but Black, same level of batshitery, but commited his High score with some melee weapons, and did it 50 years prior.
Tristan van der Vlis was a 24-year-old God hater who sperged out at a mall on April 9, 2011, the birthday of Saint Harris, pwning 6 and harming 17 before an heroing in Albert Heijn inside the Ridderhof mall.
Lore
Even though Tristan is a schizophrenic, he was a good student. He never interrupted without doing something meaningful, just faggotry. His worst mistake was spilling a lot of red paint, which we assume was in his schizophrenic stage and gave him paranoia. Anyway, he got a job at a warehouse company and he took the famous photo of him acting like a gangster. Years later, his schizophrenia completely isolated him from society and his father made a painting for his schizophrenic son to remember him, but to no avail. That bastard Tristan bought several weapons, including a semi-automatic rifle for his massive trolling.
The Amok Day
After thinking many times about why God hated him, he wrote that he should murder God and his creatures. After that, he heads to the Ridderhoff shopping center, where dressed in a black sweatshirt, with 2 guns and military pants, he gets out of the car and murders a Syrian who was in front of him. Then, he starts shooting through the mall hallways, killing 4 people and injuring 16. One of them, a 60-year-old man, had a heart attack and went to hell with the others. After the shooting, he goes to the checkout counters at the Albert Heijn supermarket and shoots himself in the head.
Gaem Over
Tristan on primary
His school resume.Kinda schizo
Weaponry
The painting his father did to his hellspawn son.
Graded Score
Kill count:
6/20 '
Accuracy:
7/20 You should go more days to shooting range
Style:
10/20 Birthday party style
Butthurt:
7/20 Forgotten in 1 day. But in the Netherlands was moar lulz
Uroš Blažić, a 21-year-old man, killed 9 people and injured 13 others in the villages of Mladenovac and Smederevo.
The Shooting
On 4th may 2023, Uroš was in the courtyard of his home with some friend when a discussion breaks. He, angry, tooks his Kalashnikov rifle and starts a shooting in Dubona. Then, Uroš wents to Malo Orašje where he shot more people and fastly, calls a taxi that took him to Vinjište, near Kragujevac where he hided from police. after several minutes, Uroš was V& by police.
Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky, was the 15 year old Stoubtsy school stabber, who killed a 17 year old student and a 53 year old teacher before getting V&.
Background
15-year-old Vadim Miloshevsky, was a child that every parent can only dream about. He was intelligent, quiet, polite, had good grades, attended classes religiously and never caused any troubles whatsoever. Vadim also successfully played football and was a crucial part of the school team.
THE ATTACK
At 7:40 a.m. of 11 February, 2019, our hero Vadim Miloshevsky came to the school, entered his regular and boring history class, left his backpack at his desk and begin to score. First, stabbed his 53-year-old teacher Marina Parchimovich in the neck and chest, without saying a word. Two of Vadim’s classmates tried to save her from the death, but were injured for being absolutley useless. Then, he went to another classroom, and attacked 17-year-old zoomer Alexander Romanov. Just as Marina Parchimovich that died before an ambulance could arrive, Alexander didn’t have any chance of survival and died epicly in the hands of his father. Meanwhile the attacker attempted to enter other classrooms, but was not successful because terrified students barricaded the doors. Pissed off Vadim left the school. At 10:10 a.m. he was V& on the street with his bloody knife on him. Police found in his backpack a hammer, firecrackers and smoke bombs. Vadim’s classmates that suffered serious, but not life threatening injuries were attended to a local hospital.
Vahur Ruut, was a 15-year-old teenager and student at "Viljandi Paalalinna Koolis", who on October 27, 2014, shot his german teacher dead before he was V&.
Murder
Unlike Will Cornick, another teacher killer, he didn't have a clear motive unless some disagreements with the teacher or plans about killing moar people. At around 13:55 p.m., Vahur "Foam Square" Ruut, pulled out his daddy's revolver, stood up and shot several times (allegedly they were 3 times) towards the german language teacher, 56-year-old Ene Sarap. She fell to the ground, lifeless and Vahur calmly sit down and left the revolver in the desk, like it was a pencil. Aavo Palo, the principal saw him with the gun in the desk and quickly called the police meanwhile the students were evacuating the school, to not look at Ene's body. Vahur was V& by police after they found him in the desk, possibly being asked by Aavo about his murder.
Aftermath
The next day, during the interrogation, Vahur "Foam Square" Ruut, had developed health problems, possibly anxiety because he know his father would beat him like a boxing bag. Vahur has also a Failbook account, but no info was given about what he published, commented or even liked. Vahur "Foam Square" Ruut, now 16, was sentenced to 9 years in prison but after only 4 years since he was sentenced, in 2019, most concretely on June 7th, he was freed.
Rant
Graded Score
Kill count:
1/20
Accuracy:
10/20 Hit 1 target, finnished it
Style:
3/20 No style + hump for long neck
Butthurt:
7/20 Being the first school shooting in Eesti, would make him hit in the international news
Bonus:
5/20 Set out a high score for the school maps in Estonia
Total Score: 26/100 (F+)
What did you expect from a country's first school shooting?
Viateur was one of the 1.000 soldiers in the old Rwanda. On the 10th may 1998, he went to a local bar to drink a lot of beer. After getting drunk, Viateur and his drunk friends went to the military barracks of death around 8PM. Viateur went rambo with a Sub-machine gun killing 6 fellas and injuring 3 more before his fellow comrade shot him in the head.
Graded Score
Graded Score
Kill count:
6/20 Really decent score.
Accuracy:
15/20 Good aim while drunk
Style:
20/20 Rwandan Fort Hood
Butthurt:
2/20 África.
Bonus:
15/20 For doing it in the barracks and for being drunked as fuck
Total Score: 58/100 (D)
Highest score in rwanda Got surpassed by an Unknownfag by 8 kills. Soldier Sim Africa edition
On 28 April 2014, William "Will" Cornick, a 15-year-old former emo, psycho teenager and student at Corpus Christi Catholic College, knifed his teacher, Ann Maguire, to death before he was V&.
Lore
Will, was a british 15-year-old kid, who in class was described as polite and had good grades. Even the teacher, who he had killed expressed her satisfaction to him. On 2013, when he was 14 to 15, he was diagnosed with Diabetes, making himself to self harm and also, when he knew that he couldn't go to the army because of this, he began to become more edgy and also expressed that he wanted to kill his teacher Ann Maguire. He also planned to a kill a pregnant woman and two other teachers, so he would become a mass killer, if he wasn't so pussy. He planned/plotting the attack for 3 years.
Crime
Ok, so on that day, Will, armed with a 21cm knife, left his class and entered the classroom, where spanish classes were held and he shouldn't assist that classes. Cornick, pulled out the knife and stabbed 61-year-old Ann Maguire, his spanish teacher, 7 times in the neck, back and chest. Ann fled Cornick's thirst of blood, but he still went after her and he didn't stop stabbing her. Ann Maguire died at the hospital. Then Cornick returned to his class and told edgydly to one classmate "It's a shame that I couldn't kill Maguire" (spoiler:He did). Cornick had brought a bottle of whisky to "celebrate", but he couldn't drink it.
William, will spend his sucking boobah's toenails for 21 years.
Xu Jiajin (Chinese: 徐加金), was a 21-year-old former student of the Wuxi Vocational Institute of Arts and Technology who on On 16 November 2024, went into a mass stabbing before being V&.
Massacre
The attack happened in the on-campus dormitory area behind the main building. Over the course of less than an hour, a spree stabbing occurred between the campus west gate and the dormitory buildings. Xu began his massacre at the western campus entrance, and then walked to the nearby entrance of the campus library. More stabbing sprees occurred at inside the ground floor bathroom of No. 11 male dormitory and the ground floor of No. 12 male dormitory. Xu hid in bushes before entering No. 7-9 female dormitory and starting another stabbing spree, causing more panic. Police came to the building after his stabbing spree and subdued and arrested Xu, who was still armed.
Sentence
Xu was sentenced to death on 17 December 2024 and was executed on 20 January 2025, the same day as Fan Weiqiu, the one who committed the Zhuhai car attack, which killed 35 people, but still didn't beat Mr. Khamrab.
Graded Score
Graded Score
Kill count:
8/20 '
Accuracy:
10/20 Regular aim for a stabbing spree in Asia
Style:
5/20 You pissed off about your shitty certificate Also mass attacks are common in China Happened the week as another mass attack in China
Yaroslav Ovsiuk is a Russian siegefag known for his Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni cosplay, just like Fede Rodriguez. He was also the one who took the Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni cosplay photo. Originally he was going to do a shooting, but the Russian police found out on his social networks and arrested him and raped him.
Yasuhisa Sugiura (Wapanese: 杉浦 泰久), was a 49-year-old man who on January 12th, 2010, went into a shooting spree at in Habikino, Osaka Prefecture, Japan, before he an hero.
Perpetrator
Yasuhisa, was a employee at an unknown job in Osaka, but he lived in Habikino, a bit far from Osaka. He was involved in a "troubled marriage" with a 48-year-old woman, making him to depress more.
Shooting
On 12 January 2010, Sugiura went to the Ii-chan bar to discuss the divorce of his annoying wife with his mother-in-law, 66-year-old Yoshiko Tanaka, The bar was open for business and had other customers inside and Sugiura's wife was possibly one of them. Sugiura then went back home to grab a rifle and came back to the Ii-chan bar and began the shooting spree at 20:00, killing three people. Two of Sugiura's targets — the mother-in-law and a 23-year-old bar employee named Tatsuya Fukui died immediately; a third, 49-year-old bar landlord Hiroto Uehara, died in the hospital. After the small bloodbath, Sugiura exited the bar and shot himself in the abdomen, an heroing.
Zaniar Matapour is a 42-year-old Iranian who immigrated to Norway when he was 12, and would 30 years later in 2022 shoot up a gay bar with a pistol and what was described by bystanders as an "automatic weapon", yet managed to do absolutely terrible and get tackled to the ground by some butch dyke. The attack's strategic timing resulted in Oslo Pride getting cancelled, causing unimaginable butthurt for Norwegian multiculti faggots around the country.
Zaniar is, in a sense, the islamist counterpart of Philip Manshaus, as they both got terrible scores and got tackled to the ground by one of their would-be victims in a humiliating fashion.
PST (Norwegian FBI) had Zaniar on their radar as early as 2015 due to him being affilliated with other known Mudslime-supremacists. In earlier years he had gotten arrested for posession of 150 grams of cocaine which he'd hidden in a public bathroom at a shopping mall, as well as attempted murder.
Shortly before the shooting Zaniar was stopped in a car along with fellow high-profile Islamist and mediawhore Arfan Bhatti, who is now on the lam as a wanted fugitive.
Labus after becoming an hero
The bar he attacked
Flowers laid after the attack
The "victims" of the attack
V&
Ready for the attack
Le knife
Getting himself ready
WPD coverage
YouTube account
Alfonso and his father Alfonso
The house of horror
The horrible perpetrator of the shooting
Game Over. All blurred
NOW UNBLURRED!!11111!
Dead officer
Dead neighbour
His shotgun. A nice little pump-action that can blow someone's arm off if used properly.
The carnage scene
V&
V& again
Another look
The two, on the questioning
Taken from Hour Zero Puerto Hurraco
Taken from Hour Zero Puerto Hurraco
NEVAH 4GET IT
У яку ж халепу ти вплутався, рядовому Пайле.
His father
Ben Israel's true identity is Unknown
Ben Israel's IRL trolling
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The loan shark and probable roid-monkey. Truly the stuff of nightmares!
Popo at the scene.
The assault-kitchen knife used in the vicious slaying.
The hand of the driver. Won't be using that to switch gears anymore, Frankenstein loser!
Bjørn-Edvard a few years later, chilling in prison.
TOW coverage
that_stinky_boi (Archive 1)
dobblelobble
(archive)
Exarr
was an ugly ginger boy who, on July 6, 2024, had a fit of cuck rage over his ex-GF attending a birthday party that he wasn't invited to. After killing her and three others, he drove off, fled from the pigs, and an hero'd. He was also a pedophile who raped a 13-year-old girl he met on Snapchat.
not even with a gun is he masculine lol.
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decided he was sick of the bullying and headed out to his middle school with a dogshit improvised arsenal consisting of two BB rifles, two Molotov cocktails, 2 steel kitchen knives and a propane tank. The harsh truth? This kid wasn't even trying to achieve mass murder. He just wanted the cops to shoot him dead, which is exactly what he got.
The copycat...
...of a copycat
meu deus
Being original
Notice the Elliot Rodger mogger PfP
The type of shit the next shooter with "Randy Stair Syndrome" will jack off to.
Kiteracer
Dylan gearing up in the bathroom.
Cosplaying as Postal Dude.
Eero at the scene of the crime.
Where he was shooting (left) and where the bullets ended up (right)
The trajectory of the shots fired by Eero
Eero after the prison brawl.
Joona and Eero in court.
Edgy
Look at me guis LOL
LARPing
Years of academy training wasted!
Evita's pig Cosplay
"This will be used to make a change."
"I think it's beautiful."
A mass shooter in the making
Boomer car selfie
Another selfie
Court documents
Slut's Spotify
Slut's Instagram
Evita wearing black
Evita getting BLACKED
How she sees herself
What we all hoped to see
You lucky dog
Game Over
That hump of gaymer
Another angle
Same victims as the Couch Cuck, worse score than him, same method of evading justice
His lame arsenal
Good edit
No! Not this faggy SIEGE™ MASK again
Max Porta would be ashamed of you
You got v&!
He in happier moments
His father, who is a bit proud of his son.
Looking like a tranny
Looking like the pfp of some TCC Youtuber XD
The set up
No way... is that... pepperspray?
Failed to commit an hero
Now he's gonna get butt fucked in prison
The walk of shame
He's a vampire, they can't take him out into the sun!
Acting like a toddler while some guy sneaks a pic
His knife and the only useful weapon he brought to
JUMP!
What everyone was supposed to see on Kawlimpin's 20th anniversary that day
What everyone saw that day
ID photo
Shirtless
Aiming to you
X2
GAME OVER
The faggot who stopped our dago hero from getting to the top 50.
Saint Justin by the Frenchcells
The house where Kevin kicked off his rampage.
Someone actually married this psychopath.
She before her phase that corrupted her
Evil Kinga >:)
Smurf Kinga
So many hearts indicates: femcel disease
Maybe that sweater was the reason why she was bullied
Jewtube Channel of Kinga, still not being taken down. I wonder why?'
The house where Kununnguaq started his massacre.
got into some bullshit dispute with his employer at shit no one cares about. He then got a 205th Arsenal (Taiwan's state -owned arms manufacturer) T75, which is some shitty ching chong copy of the Beretta 92fs, which was acquired illegally, went to the research center, and shot everyone up. What was devastating about this tragedy is that this time the criminal didn't care about the law. Who could have seen this coming?
Yes, Lev wasn't gay
Fanart of some mass shooters. Lev is the second one going from left to right.
Lev bleeding
Lev V&
Lev giving some cringe
Lev, with a alcoholic junkie face
He was an actual junkie after all
No doubts
Tell him to stop drugging, he gonna die.
Wide, as a Dank Meme
Shooting practice
Rock'n'Roll legend
Adress photo
Real photo revealed
Lubo was scaring an owl with a broom
It was raining actually
Potential victory
STEP THE FUCK OFF! Ľubomir is walking arround
Its DJ Lubomir here
Menaced
Actually the best Pokemon card
We should have a ED page on it
This is what the school where Marco used to study looks like.
student as soldier
Phasid in the shooting range, with a revolver. SPONSORED BY COCA-COLA
Discord
The gun
Gameplay footage
Phasid is V&
Phasid getting interrogated
His shitty ass student ID
Discord Logs (See removed posts: 1)
Cringiest school stabber
Him dual-wielding some knives.
You are only 13. Why do you want to go an hero amoklauf?
Next time, use that shotgun, faggot.
Final Facebook post
oh my fucking god
Dude! You're pushing 40! You're too old for this shit!
oz.lawrence.5
ozmacg19
Pere in action
When you snipe 4 n00bs in a school but they all survive.
His bedroom. Notice the Yakub poster on the wall.
His guns.
The bed, unmade.
The local school after Spencer's fail.
Brenda Spencer style.
A foreskin nationalist.
His 4chan post. He even specified a license for his video.
ReedWischhusen
reedwischhusen
Roger (middle) celebrating his birthday, few hours before everything went wrong.
"Here is the triple-murderer and his best friend. Few hours later, they were both dead." "In this picture, Roger Kjetså (to the left) together with his friend Christian Tufto. Later the same evening he kills his friend, his parents and himself."
Cops outside the house where it all took place.
A rifle just like the one Roger used.
Suicide message. Translation is found above.
The shed in which Roger blew his brains out.
The real perpetrator of this amoklauf.
Where the bloodbath ended.
Getting V&.
Timeline of the amoklauf
Where he crashed his car after GTA
Now on colour
Sergey, with his rifle
V&
He and his sexy comrade bitch (both on the middle left)
Alleged picture of Sergey, looking as Private Joker from Full Metal Jacket movie.
Alleged picture of his shooting
The stones used to smash Sicelo, the only image of the incident.
Tristan on primary
His school resume.Kinda schizo
Weaponry
The painting his father did to his hellspawn son.
He got V&
Vadim is V& 
The pwned
It wasn't really Gabriel, it was Yaroslav Ovsiuk, you idiot.
similar to Fede Rodriguez.
This is what he looks like without the Nazi clothes
Zaniar caught on camera by the feds.
Scouting out the scene a few days before.
Entering a mosque.
On his way to shoot up the gay bar.
